[ When it rains it fucking pours. What do I mean by that? Just take a look at who I’m teamed with this week….Cody F’N Carson. Not only that but we’re expected to work together? I’m just supposed to accept that! Do they not realize that we hate each other? Oh right what am I saying. .of course they do. This is just yet another ploy of higher management in their pathetic attempt to make Rick Young look credible. Sad if you really think about it. So in order to get a so called easy win for the president of the hair club for men I’m partnered with Cody. Jesus Christ I haven’t been that bad….Or have I? What the fuck am I saying of course I haven’t! I’ve done nothing but good deeds since my arrival and continue to entertain the masses. The time has come folks for me to do what I am not looking forward to doing. As I sit looking at my cell phone dreading the inevitable that I know I can not prolong. Trying to think of every delay imaginable I yelled for Rhiannon. In the hopes that she had something that would delay me having to punch up that disgusting number.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Rhi….I need you for a sec.”
[ I paused then heard the sound of her platforms tapping on the hard wood floors as she came to the room. I leaned back in my chair as she entered then took a seat on my lap and sweetly giving me a peck on my cheek.]
Rhiannon James: “Yes. My dear…. What is it you need?”
[ Now if that’s not the proper way for a man to be greeted then I don’t know what is. Like I have always said those James sisters know how to please their men. It’s really not a wonder they are so wanted. Just flashing a smile at her, I answered.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Do I have a radio interview to do?”
Rhiannon James: “No Jimmy you don’t…”
Jimmy Stryker: “What about Jenny or Candi coming by the hotel?”
Rhiannon James: “I’m afraid not till Saturday hunny…”
Jimmy Stryker: “Why not?”
Rhiannon James: “Because that’s how you told Kasey to book it.”
[ tossing my head back I let out a groan.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Damn! Out of all the times that asshole chooses to listen to me. He picks now? ….Ok…well…”
[ Much to my surprise she interrupted me.]
Rhiannon James: “Jimmy…I know what this is about..”
[ shifting my eyes to look at the floor I muttered.]
Jimmy Stryker:”Yeah .it’s about publicity..”
Rhiannon James:” No this isn’t Jimmy…”
Jimmy Stryker: “Then what is it about? If you think you know..”
Rhiannon James: “Jimmy I know it’s because you don’t want to call him..”
Jimmy Stryker: “That’s not the reason…”
[ placing her delicate hand under my chin and lifting my head up she glared at me.]
Rhiannon James:” Yes it is…I know that you don’t want to do this, but Jimmy you have to. It’s really for the best hunny.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Rhiannon, I’m not so sure that I can go through with it.”
Rhiannon James:” Jimmy all I can say is sometimes we have to do things we really don’t want to do.”
[ I knew what she was talking about. Just in that one sentence were so many different things she was thinking of. ]
Rhiannon James: “You know that I’m right…”
[ Truth was I did. I knew that numerous delays weren’t the answer. That I had to begin starting my life for me, I had to do what I was putting off. I tapped Rhiannon’s legs and she slowly got off of my lap. Taking a deep breath I got off the chair and looked at her as I walked over to my televisions that I had set up. Now I know many of you think it’s creepy but it’s a trick I learnt from the former CEO Hunter Davis. To plant as many devices to allow you access into someone’s life. I really only wanted it to gather information to destroy Rick. And as much as people think I really enjoyed watching Rick and Brandi having sex that’s something that is so far from the truth. Because the truth is it really sickened me in more ways then you can even imagine. It made my skin crawl watching him kiss her, and touch her. Yes a part of it was jealousy after all I do want to be the one to be with her. But in all honesty it’s mostly because I believe that Brandi is selling herself short. I’ve known Brandi James for a long time now. Since Carson hand picked me to be his assistant when he was breaking away from Shawn Walsh. As much as I want to be with her, I just really want to see her happy. You can make the argument with me that Rick does make her happy but I’m just going to call you out on that. Just because they fuck a lot doesn’t mean shit. Brandi James has the sex drive of a guy. She’s hornier than any woman I know, and I’ve seen her truly happy. Rick Young…barely satisfies her no matter what lie she is telling to herself. As I looked at Rhiannon she crossed her arms.]
Rhiannon James: “Jimmy you have to let this sick obsession go...”
[pressing my lips together I yanked out the plug from the socket. Rhiannon smiled as her eyes lit up with pride. She walked towards me and snatched up my cell phone as she came towards me. Standing on her tip toes she kissed my cheek again. Then opened my hand and placed the phone in it.]
Rhiannon James: “I’m going to take a shower and get ready to go out for dinner. Please Jimmy for your sake please make the call..”
[ I looked down at the phone in my hand then kissed her full pouty lips.]
Jimmy Stryker: “I promise…I will..”
Rhiannon James: “Good…”
[ She turned and walked into the bathroom for her shower. I stared at the phone not exactly sure why I was dreading this call. It wasn’t until I heard the sound of the water running was I snapped out of it. I couldn’t delay it any longer. I hit my phone book button and searched. Much to my surprise I found my way there quicker than I had thought. With each ring I debated if I should hang up or not. Luckily I heard the man’s voice message..]
Voice Message:” You know what number you called. So leave one…”
[ With yet one last deep breath I did just that.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Hey Man…ummm I know it’s been a long time but I really think that you and I need to talk. So when you get this just keep an open mind. And keep in mind that at one point we did like each other. So hit me up when you do. Rhiannon and I will be going out for dinner soon but my cell will still be on…so yeah…later.”
[ All in all….it wasn’t as bad as I thought…now the game has begun.]