[ The masses have gathered at the first ever Jimmy Stryker press junket. Jimmy arrives casualy dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans, and a white t-shirt that in big black letters reads "Jimmy 4 President". As Jimmy takes the stage in order to begin. The reporters talk amongst themselves. A few look towards the stage seeing Jimmy. Noise rise up, as Jimmy taps the microphone.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Attention....."

[ Jimmy taps his foot a bit pissed that he didn't get the entire room to become silent. In his usual Jimmy Stryker style, he lays his charm on thick. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Hey fuckers, listen up!"

[ Everyone appears to be in a stand still. Some what shocked by Jimmy's quick attitude. Jimmy smirks, and nods his head. As he says under his breath. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "God bless Shawn f'n Walsh. He really knew how to handle these fuck wads."

[ Jimmy glares at the press. Thinking that he's ready to start one reporter stands up and speaks.]

Reporter one: "Jimmy, I was wonder what you think about yet another match that is mainly consider a female match against Adonis?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Silence peons. I don't remember granting permission for any of you cock suckers to speak."

[ The reporter's eye pop out of his head, and he cautiously sits. Jimmy placed his hands firmly on top of the podeium. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "I'm having a good day today people. Which is why I'm allowing this fucking circus. I ofcourse am your host...The Ring Master Jimmy Stryker.......You can now appauled me."

[ Everyone looks a bit confused at one another. As Jimmy slams his fist down. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "I said clap monkey's! Clap!"

[ Not really sure what to think, a few scattered claps begin, followed by more. Until it lead to the whole room clapping.]

Jimmy Stryker: "About fuckin' time.....Now the way this shit is going to work is this....I'm about to give you a fun filled.....how ever many comments and minutes I feel you are worthy of. You're job is to write them down, and run your asses to your little computers to put them down and get ready for print. That's it ! Simple as that. You will not be allowed any questions...After I do not want my good mood wrecked today."

[ Jimmy looks to the side of the stage where Kasey has just arrived to listen to his last comments. Kasey almost looking as if he can't believe Jimmy just said that. But then he realized this is Jimmy Stryker, one of the most arrogant pricks around, so yeah. He could believe that he just said it. Jimmy looks forward, and beginst to speak. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Now first off let's get this Adonis issue addressed. I'm about as fuckin' sick of the guy as you are. Let's face it, odd is too nice of a word to describe in. The kid should be examined by a whole team of shrinks. I'm fed up with this shit! The higher ups at AWA do not realize what a star I am. I shine brighter than anyone on this roster when I enter the ring. I'm Jimmy Stryker dammit ! "

[ Jimmy pauses, and screams into the mic. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "You shit heads better be writting this down. I'm giving you pure gold for fuck sakes."

[ Jimmy clears his throat. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"This Adrenaline, I have yet another pussy ass match against the fairy we all know as Adonis. Am I happy? What the fuck do you think? This blows worse then me actually being in the same room as Cody Carson, or Mike Young.... But yet here I find myself...why? Because Maxwell is a dumb shit thinking this garbage entertains you rednecks. I'm telling you, if you want this shit to end...I'm starting a petition that my assistant Kasey is holding up at the exit. Sign it ! and give me a chance to prove that I'm more worthy of being your AWA Champion."

[ Jimmy points as Kasey stands near the back of the door holding up the petition. Everyone snickers as the turn their attention back to Jimmy. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "In the hopes that Lexus isn't as stupid as she is easy, maybe this might make a dent in her head that this shit is wrong. She'll go tell Max then give him a good blow job, and pretty soon I'll be rid of Adonis......Now..on to more pressing issues...I'll break it down for you this way.."

Mike Young= Dude what the fuck are you thinking? You're allowing yourself to be your big brothers whipping boy? Grow a God Damn nut sack man. I can't believe you were such a fucking pussy by allowing yourself to get that beating Rick gave you. And you're are ex World Champion? Ha,...well I shouldn't be surprised after all you did lose to your twin Cody Carson....screw it...maybe Rick is right, you're a lost cause. Speaking of lost causes let's touch on Cody Carson.

Cody Carson= Ummmm hello Mr. World Champion....Hello.. Calling Cody Carson...Where the fuck are you at man?..Am I not correct when I say that you are suppose to be the face of this company? Where the fuck have you been?...allowing people like Simon Sensation to think he's running shit. .....Wait I got it ! Carson has never felt so important in all his life, especially after being degraded by Shawn Walsh...one of the greatest men ever. Always living in Walsh's shadow.....Awe, let's all cry for Cody.....NOT !... I'm sure that couldn't have made you feel all fuzzy now could it Cody....don't worry man, I know why you're hiding. Once you lose that title, then your purpose in life is gone. No big important title...You'll never have Jalie's respect, or Carmen's for that matter. And no Brandi James to fuck since she's giving it up to Rick Young, nearly every hour on the dam hour......

[ Jimmy mummbles under his breath]

"Lucky f'n bastard."

[ Jimmy then continues. ]

Now I just threw out a few names...who do I want to address next...Simon Sensation?Jalie Thomas? Brandi James?...yeah...let's go with Brandi...

Brandi James= One hot piece of ass...Brandi ,baby the only bad thing I can say about you is that you're confused, and Rick Young shoving his dick into you isn't helping shit. Lucky for you, once you realize that you've made a mistake, I'll be here for you.....Alright now there is someone I've left out..Alex Wilkins.

Alex Wilkins: Al....you're nearly as bad as Carson... No showing for last week, not sure about your status for this week, and yet it's ok for you to walk into the up coming PPV for your World Title shot. I hate to say it but Carson is a tad bit more worthy. Don't go getting all wet in your draws man, that wasn't a compliment. But yet you still get a World title shot? Without any of these fuckers saying a word about it. What's up with that? Question...what the fuck have you done that's so damn great lately? Why should we have to bend over to kiss your ass, and hand you something that you don't deserve. You're a waste of space...which leads me to Simon Sensation.

Simon Sensation= Sensation..there is nothing sensationaly about you! Reality check, the only person that thinks your good is YOU. No one gives a shit about you. Your title means nothing...big deal you have a title..excuse me while I piss myself from laughing at you because you think you're worthy enough to face me. Fact...Angela Jameson had an off night. You were lucky...you god dam punk...Good news for you though...it won't last forever. One day soon someone will make you their bitch..Maybe me...maybe one of the fine women on our roster...Say Jalie Thomas.... Not like it would be hard or anything....Hell, I bet there would be a huge line of people waiting to put their foot into your ass. You're one of those guys Simon where if you dropped dead no one would give a rats ass. Do you really think I haven't been paying attention to you running your mouth about me? I have been, I just don't care. You almost have as much of a hard on for me as Adonis does. That sickens me, You sicken me with your "I'm bettter than everyone attitude." You're nothing, You've always been nothing, and Nothing is what you will always be. Suck it up and give into the realization that you will be lucky enough to be considered a piece of shit. I have my own agenda pal, and if I can fit you for an ass kicking then it will be on MY own time. Not because you're brain damaged enough to call me out. Before you say another fucking thing, stop and think first. It's the best thing to do, because your mouth is getting you into something you're not going to be able to get out of. Hell, I'll just let Jalie Thomas finish you....Hmmmm interesting...Jalie and Seth Thomas...I'll just give a sum up of them...

Mr. & Mrs Thomas: Jalie, I have to say I admire the way you torture Carson, for that you're cool in my book. You arriving here in AWA is a good company move...meaing the blonde bimbo we call Lexus worked the phone the right way telling you what you wanted to hear in order to get you back. Now if only we could get that lazy ass husband of yours here. Seth already is more popular than Simon Sensation...ah...I just couldn't help it. Seriously though, Aren't you sick of being the one doing something? Tell Ole Sethy..to get off his lazy ass ! He's not that old yet, I'm sure some parts of him still work the way they are suppose to.

[ Jimmy hangs his head, then looks up at everyone feverishly writting.]

Rick Young= What is there to say about you...other than the fact you're banging someone who should be my woman. Don't you have a wife to go home to? I mean sure Tiffany is not any where as hot,sexy, smart or fun as Brandi...but come on man. You made vows, remember you're "child hood sweetheart"?

[ Jimmy pauses then smiles. ]

Jimmy Stryker:" Shit ! I knew Brandi was that good in bed....It shouldn't surprise me. Seriously though, You married Tiffany not Brandi. Even if you're not wearing you're wedding ring you're still a married man, no matter which way you cut it asshole. I can't believe you're taking someone as innocent, sweet, and as pure as the .........driven snow...like Brandi, and making her your mistress. You're a disgrace to your family, your wife and yourself. Stop living in your "I'm not married" fantasy world. I'm not buying it, and the rest of AWA isn't buying it. Dude, we know your married...get over it, and stop being happy. Go back to your wife, and live in misery, that way the rest of us can be happy, knowing how miserable you are. Do us all a favor slit your wrists and go sit in a nice warm bath.... Fucking shithead.

To the rest of you people I haven't mentioned...suck my dick and kiss my ass. You haven't been forgotten. You're day will come to get in the ring with me so I can make you look good. I'm a busy man that doesn't have anymore time...So fuck you and have a nice day!"

[ Jimmy steps down from the stage and walk to the door where Kasey is standing. The reporters finish writting their last bit of notes, and begin to actually sign the petition on the way out...Jimmy hits Kasey in the shoulder. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Lesson one Kasey, don't ever let these low life reporters push you around."

[ Kasey just laughs as Jimmy watches in glee the people signing as the scene fades out.]