Jimmy Stryker:” Attention gentlemen. I welcome you to the first meeting of the conspiracy theory. “
[ Kasey slowly raises his hand. Jimmy at first tries to ignore him, but Kasey is not allowing him to. He begins to bounce up and down in his chair. ]
Kasey:”Jimmy…Jimmy! “
Jimmy Stryker:” What? This had better be good Kasey.”
Kasey:”it is...”
Jimmy Stryker:” Let’s have it than.”
Kasey:”Jimmy, do you really think it’s necessary for you to have this meeting at the crazy horse?”
[ Jimmy smirks at Kasey.]
Jimmy Stryker:”Of course! Is there really any other place better to have this meeting?”
Kasey:”Our office might be a better place to have the meeting.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Like hell it is! C’mon guys look around. This place is wall to wall tits and ass!”
[All the men look around at the beautiful women that are working there, and nod agreeing with jimmy.]
First gentleman:”Ah, I must say Jimmy you have good taste.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Yes, Yes I do Sean Lane.”
[Jimmy clears his throat and continues.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Now the first order of business is for us to examine why AWA continues to allow such losers to carry the World title. Seriously Cody Carson is such a disgrace. Sure Mike Young was bad enough but the object is to give the championship to someone that can carry the company on his broad shoulders. Not give it to someone that is using it as a pussy magnet. This is exactly what Carson is doing. Hell he’s probably nailed every 16 year old in the greater Canada that was willing to buy his bullshit. “
[ The next gentleman speaks up as he looks up from his paper.]
Second gentleman: “Why Canada? You know that I, myself am Canadian.”
[Jimmy nods his head.]
Jimmy Stryker:” Yes, Damien Sparks, but not all Canadians are as bright as you my friend. You are the exception to the rule. Although I may include Seth Thomas to my list shortly since the man was smart enough to attempt taking Carson out. For that reason Seth is slowly rising on my list.”
Kasey:”Jimmy I’d watch it. You’re Canadian fan base is very large.”
Jimmy Stryker: ”I’m aware of that Kasey. Alright let’s get down to this. Once we expose Maxwell for the fraud that he is I’m sure those two bitches Lexus and Sam will be kissing my ass. Begging for me to help carry this fucking place and save it from the hole Carson has made it. This will be even better than my night with the two lesbians just last week.”
Kasey: ”From what you had told me Jimmy that was one hell of a night.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Indeed it was.”
[ While Jimmy continues to talk a petite blonde dancer walks by him. Jimmy immediately stops talking and pinchers her ass.]
Blonde Dancer: “Hey…watch it!”
Jimmy Stryker: “Don’t’ pretend you didn’t like it.”
[ She bats her green eyes at Jimmy and walks up to him.]
Jimmy Stryker: “So what’s your name cutie?”
Blonde Dancer:” Well what do you want it to be?”
[ Jimmy smirks and shakes his head.]
Jimmy Stryker: “No, no don’t pull that pretty woman, Julia Roberts’ bullshit with me. Now what’s your fucking name?”
Blonde Dancer:” Sandi, my name is Sandi.”
Jimmy Stryker: “See that wasn’t so hard.”
Sandi: “Would you like a lap dance?”
Sean Lane: “I know I would.”
[ Jimmy glares at Lane.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Hold on lonely boy. I say we have some fun first.”
Sean Lane: “Jimmy, that’s what I plan.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Lane, my type of fun is bit more sophisticated than yours.”
[ Kasey and Damien both hit Sean in the shoulder. As Jimmy begins to look Sandi up and down for a moment.]
Jimmy Stryker: “I’ll allow you to give me a lap dance but you’ll have to pay me.”
Sandi: “Pay you?”
Jimmy Stryker: “Did I stutter?”
Sandi: “No, but it’s just that you paying me for a dance is how I make my money.”
Jimmy Stryker: “You obviously don’t have a fucking clue of who I am then.”
Sandi: “I know who you are. All of you are wrestlers.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Well all of us, except the errand boy over there.”
[ Jimmy says laughing as he points to Kasey.]
Kasey: “Gee, thanks a lot Jimmy.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Please, bitch don’t pretend like leaving Brandi to be my assistant hasn’t had it’s benefits.”
Kasey: “Well..”
Jimmy Stryker: “You know it fucking has. You’ve been getting laid more than you ever thought you would.”
[ Jimmy flips off Kasey, and runs his hand from Sandi’s shoulder down her back and cups her ass with his hand.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Now listen. You’ll give me a lap dance and pay me twenty dollars to do so,”
Sandi: “Twenty dollars?”
Jimmy Stryker: “Yes twenty dollars. That is how much you make per dance. Is it not?”
Sandi: “Yes, but….”
Jimmy Stryker: “Ah, no buts about it! I’ll ask you five questions. Just basic questions and if you get three of the five correct you can give each one of these guys a lap dance. And I’ll pay for it.”
[ The guys all smile and lean back in their chairs. Jimmy turns and looks at all of them and yells.]
Jimmy Stryker: “And you bitches can’t help her answer the questions either.”
Damien Sparks: “That sounds fair.”
[ Sean smirks.]
Sean Lane: “What she doesn’t get a life line?”
[ Jimmy walks behind Sean Lane, and whacks him in the back of the head. Then walks back to stand in front of Sandi.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Who the fuck do I look like Regis?”
[ Sean rubs the back of his head]
Sean Lane: “No…but it’s only fair.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Please. The questions are going to be basic easy questions. I know this bitch isn’t Einstein. If she were smarter than that she wouldn’t be working here at the fabulous Crazy Horse.”
[ Kasey began to get all excited.]
Kasey: “Ask away Jimmy!”
Jimmy Stryker: “Ah, don’t cum in your pants just yet Kasey.”
[ Jimmy leans over and kisses Sandi on the cheek. ]
Jimmy Stryker: “Do we have a deal? If you lose you give me a lap dance. If I lose you get sixty dollars, and give each one of these guys a dance. Either way you win.”
[ Sandi pauses for a moment to think about it. Then she looks at Jimmy and smiles.]
Sandi: “We have a deal.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Excellent…Now first question. What political party is President Bush a member of?”
[ Sandi looks over at the guys who are trying to cough the answer to her, but their answers couldn’t be heard over the loud music. She then answers jimmy’s question. ]
Sandi: “I know he’s either Republican or the other one…..but I don’t know. I would say Democrat.”
[ The Sean slaps his hand down on the table upset she missed the questions as Jimmy smiles.]
Jimmy Stryker: “No, I’m sorry. George Bush is a Republican. ”
Sandi: “Oh, I’m sorry.”
Jimmy Stryker: “I’m fucking not! Next question, what is the capital of New York?”
Sandi: “Oh…Albany!”
[ The guys clap their hands to give Sandi some encouragement.’
Jimmy Stryker: “That is correct! So Sandi tell me. What do the initials FBI stand for?”
Sandi: “I don’t know. I have no idea.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Well then where is it located at?”
Sandi: “It’s everywhere.”
[ Jimmy shakes his head and looks at the guys.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Isn’t it fascinating to watch this mind at work?”
Kasey: “Jimmy, come on man! Don’t do this shit to us.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Silence! Whipper snapper! I’m not done yet.”
Damien Sparks: “Just let the guy has his fun.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Thanks Damien. Dude I don’t care what shit Brandi’s said about you man. You’re alright in my book.”
Damien Sparks: “Yeah ditto Jimmy.”
Sandi: “So I just need two more right to win?”
Jimmy Stryker: “Yes, but I only need one more right to win.”
[ Sandi softly bites her bottom lip. ]
Sandi: “Ok…brains don’t fail me now!”
[ Jimmy couldn’t help but let out a huge laugh along with the rest of the guys.]
Jimmy Stryker: “Indeed! Now Sandi, What is a clarinet?”
Sandi: “A musical instrument.”
Jimmy Stryker: “Very good! And who built the pyramids?”
Sandi: “Donald Trump?”
Jimmy Stryker: “I’m sorry Sandi, but that’s not the correct answer. So you know what the means. ”
[Jimmy sits in his chair and puts his hands out. Sandi takes a twenty that was fold in half sitting on the hip of her thong. She hands the money to Jimmy, and straddles him.]
Sandi: “You did win.”
Jimmy Stryker:” Yes I did!”
[ She runs her hand through Jimmy’s hair.]
Sandi: “Well what was the answer then?”
[ Jimmy laughs and runs his hand up the middle of her thigh.]
Jimmy Stryker: “don’t worry yourself with such things. Even if I told you it’s not like you’d remember it anyway.”
Sandi: “true”
Jimmy Stryker: “Now dance for me bitch!”
[ Sandi begins to dance for Jimmy as the other guys at the table each had got the attention of a dancer walking by. The scene ends with Jimmy and his crew all getting lap dances from the dancers at the Crazy Horse.]
Slinging the shit!
Alex Wilkins….Why the fuck did they let you back in? You have no business being here. Unless you categorize your business matters as taking cheap shots at Rick Young and insulting him. Dude that a given that Rick is a fuck up. You’re picking on someone that just screams “I need a severe ass kicking”. You had your shot and you fucking blew it. Much like the way your wife blew Maxwell to get you back in the good graces of the front office management.
it’s the only explanation I have as to why you are even facing me. Or got your name put in the main event for Sanctuary against Cody Carson. How the fuck can you not show against Cody “I’m a generic version of Texas beer drinking redneck” Carson. Didn’t you realize that the higher ups were giving you a God dam gift? Instead you allowed your chance to go to shit. Mean while I got stuck working my up proving myself to these fuck wads. I was truly made to suffer. I was stuck facing the princess of prepubescent boys Adonis. I was forced to fight in the best of five series in the gayest match that no straight man would ever want to take part in.
But were you? No you fuckin’ weren’t! And why is that? I’ll tell you why cuz Faith is a hot piece of ass with a very talented mouth. I can’t say I blame you for allowing your wife to use her talents for your benefit. If the bitch was my wife I would let her do whatever was needed. For your sake though I hope Max used a condom, you know those half breeds tend to contract dieses easily that’s just a little piece of advice direct from me to you.
I suppose what’s done is done. I’m once again fucked over in this conspiracy to keep me from facing Carson one on one. The way the good lord intend it be. You got your cushy spot back at the top of the roster, and your wife has a yummy belly full of cum. Good for the both of you! Not so good for the hard ass working man. Oh Faith incase you’re viewing this with Alex when I say “the hard working man.” I mean me. Not that lame ass husband of yours that feels the need to pimp you out to further is career.
Alex, a real man allows his work to speak for itself. I’m busting my ass to get to where I have to be. That’s’ the top of the AWA food chain. No one deserves it more than I do. NO ONE! Not Our current champion Cody Carson, not recently returning Seth Thomas, not Johnny Arnette, although Johnny Arnette probably thinks that Johnny Arentte deserves to be there, and mostly certainly not you jerky. Maybe I should get a wife to pimp out. Hell I’ll ask that two bit stripper Sandi to marry me. Not because I love her but because she’s fucking hot. And if the bitch takes her clothes off for a living she most certainly won’t mind sucking a dick or getting one stuck in her for me to get ahead. She probably does it nightly anyone. That’s it, I need a whore I can pimp around. That way when I fuck off and leave my company hanging when I’m suppose to be the “go to man” I can just lend Max my wife.
Hell, maybe your more brilliant then most are giving you credit for. After all women are here for us men to use and abuse anyway we see fit. No matter what Alex, Faith will not be able to help you Saturday. I will make such short work of you, you’re going to wish that you just stayed home. Matter of fact I’m going to make you wish that you never set foot into AWA again. Unless you’d like to play let’s make a deal with me. I’m a fair kind of guy. You saw how fair I was with that idiotic stripper. I gave her a chance to make money some for herself before she fucked up, and allowed her lack of intelligence to do her in.
So here’s the deal ole boy. You let me fuck faith for one night. You know I’ll bang her a few time and if her pussy is tight then I’ll just no show the exact same way you did. But if she’s not tight and I have to put a board across my ass so I don’t fall into the grand canyon know has Faith, well then I just fucked your wife and I’ll still beat your ass. I think that’s about as fair of a deal that you’re going to get from anyone Alex. Incase you missed it from what I had stated before. I am the bully of AWA the devil has a brother and his name is Jimmy Stryker! No one will ever be able to make you cry and break your heart like I will. I am the bully in the school yard chump, and I’m taking what’s mine!
There is no one that is going to stop me! No one with the last name of Young will stop me, Carson is going to blow Adonis by the time I finish with him, and certainly not Alex “the pimp” Wilkins. This is my time in the sun. No one will take it from me! People will bow when I enter the ring and realize that they are in the presence of sheer greatness, and now have a worthy champion to cheer for. AWA management will only be able to keep me down for so long. I will rise above. I will make them pay for the way that they wronged me, and the injustice bestowed upon my legacy here! Alex you are just a stepping stone. Someone that thinks he’s in my way, but you aren’t the factor you think you are.
”THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED!” Alex you now have a front row seat. Consider yourself fortune most will never be able to say that they’re a part of such a phenomenon. Now I’ll let you think about pimping Faith to me. I have a stripper to take home…Go in peace…Bitch!