[ Today we open to a small studio inside of AWA headquarters. Jimmy Stryker is seen sitting in a meeting room. Jimmy rests back in a office chair with his white and black nike sneakers rested on the table. He's dressed comfortable in his normal white t-shirt and jeans. Jimmy rests his hands behind his head as he relaxes. His relaxation is interrupted by his assistant Kasey. Kasey bursts through the door holding up the copy of the up coming PPV program. He slams it on the table infront of Jimmy. ]

Kasey: "Did you see this Jimmy?"

[ Jimmy puts his feet on the floor, and looks at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker: "What man?"

Kasey: "It's the PPV card...You have two matches man!"

Jimmy Stryker: "What? Nah, my only match is against Manson. I earned that right at Blood is thicker than water."

[ Kasey picks up the paper and points. ]

Kasey:"You've fighting Manson alright, but you're also fighting Adonis in a "business or Pleasures" match. You know the match that Brandi...."

[ Jimmy grabs the papper from Kasey, and looks at it in disbelief.]

Jimmy Stryker: "What the fuck man! Who did this?"

Kasey:"Well, I guess after Sam interrupted you're match, Max and Lexus felt it was unfair to Adonis. So Lexus put you in this match."

Jimmy Stryker: "Fucking Whore!"

[ Jimmy crumbles the paper and throws it. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "How the hell could this happen? I know that I'm in demand. Hell people would rather see me then our silent World Champion Cody Carson. But this shit is fucking nuts!"

Kasey:"Well, maybe you should go talk to lexus.."

[ Jimmy stands up and runs his hands through his hair.]

Jimmy Stryker: "I can't I'm waiting for Jenny."

Kasey:"Jenny? Since when?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Since she's the only interview I want to be around. I'd rather stare at her tits then some dude named Shane. Really now, is there really a choice?"

[ Kasey laughs ]

Kasey: "Yeah, I see your point man...So what should we do about Lexus?"

[ Jimmy pauses for a moment ]

Jimmy Stryker: "I think we should pray for her?"

Kasey: "Pray? Ummm Jimmy did I hear you right man? You want to pray for Lexus?"

Jimmy Stryker: "That's what I fuckin' said....Now bow your head."

[ Kasey unwillingly bows his head as does Jimmy. ]

Jimmy Stryker:" Dear Lord: I am a sinner ! I need Jesus Christ to come into my life and become my Lord and Savior. I give my life to you in Jesus' name. For who so ever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. My prayer is that you will allow me to be a part of this tremendous event when Lexus Malone loses all her look, and is forced to rely on that dynamic personality of hers. Thank You."

Kasey: "Amen!"

Jimmy Stryker:"Christ sakes, this is complete horeshit! It's bad enough I have to deal with Manson, but even worse my nightmare with Adonis continues. My God...can it get much worse?"

Kasey: "Well, maybe it could Jimmy.."

Jimmy Stryker:"How? How could it be worse..?"

Kasey: "Well, you still could be stuck hanging out with Carson and his loser friends."

Jimmy Stryker:"Yeah, since Carson isn't hanging around Brandi anymore there's no need for me to be hanging around him. Brandi was the lone reason I did that."

Kasey: "I know, it's just too bad that she's with Rick Young."

Jimmy Stryker:"No fuckin' shit...You know I dont' get it...Why Rick Young? Hell, it's probably just to piss Carson off...You know I really don't know what's disappearing quicker, the ozone layer or Rick Young's hair."

[ The two laugh, Jimmy nods pleased at his comment. ]

Kasey: "His hair line does seem to be ummm going....He should be praying himself to God for making Brandi blind enough to get into bed with him and let him stick it to her nightly."

[ Jimmy pats Kasey on his back.]

Jimmy Stryker: "That a boy Kasey! Now you're starting to see the big picture. I'm telling you man, I know you think it's crazy how insane I go over Brandi. But she really is so fuckin' hot. I wouldn't be surprised if her gynecologist sends her love letters for going to him. That's how smokin' she is."

Kasey:"Dude, you don't have to tell me. I worked for the woman for three years, I totally agree."

[ Jimmy looks down at his watch, and sits back in his chair.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Where the fuck is this chick?"

Kasey:"Maybe she's making sure she looks good for you Jimmy. You know I did see those roses that she sent to you."

Jimmy Stryker:" Yeah, I'm a fuckin' stud....I really don't give a shit though about her. I only fucked her cuz I was horny, she's decent lookin' and was there...."

Kasey:"Well, that's a bit harsh isn't it?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Harsh? Fuck no it isn't...Harsh is being a model like Christy Brinkley having to wake up next to Billy Joel...It was a mircle she even married him. After she married him, the bastard probably called his mother everyday thanking her for making him take piano lessons. See that's Rick and Brandi to me...Rick is Billy Joel a balding ugly average jerk. Brandi is a goregous supermodel sexy woman."

Kasey: "But Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley haven't been married for a long time Jimmy."

Jimmy Stryker: "Don't you think I fuckin' know that..Fuck...I'm just making a comparison...Rick and Brandi should go as Beauty and Beast for halloween...Infact Kasey...run to sign them up for that.."

Kasey:"But...I don't...."

Jimmy Stryker: "Listen here ass munch...I'm not paying you to think..."

[ As Jimmy is talking to Kasey...In walks Jenny Tull wearing a cute little blue dress. She walks by Kasey and takes a seat next to Jimmy. ]

Jenny Tull: "Sorry to keep you waiting so long Jimmy, are you ready?"

[ Jimmy smiles and puts his arm around Jenny.]

Jimmy Stryker: "I'm always ready babe."

[ He winks at Jenny then snaps his fingers at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Kasey...go make sure that my hotel is booked and that everything I asked for will be done."

Kasey: "You got it Jimmy."

[ Kasey leaves the room, and Jimmy rolls his chair closer to Jenny. Jenny sits up straight and begins asking Jimmy a few questions. ]

Jenny Tull: "Ok, Jimmy, How do you feel about your double booking for the PPV? And which match are you looking more forward to?"

[ Jimmy smirks, and put his arm around Jenny again, then begins to kiss her neck.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Awe, that's so cute the way you're actually trying to interview me."

Jenny Tull:"Excuse Me? Trying?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Sure...it's cool though I might even answer those questions after we screw."

Jenny Tull:"Jimmy, we can't here."

Jimmy Stryker: "Why the fuck not?"

[ He gets up and pats the conference table.]

Jimmy Stryker:"There's a table right here, it's wide enough..So why don't you hop your cute ass up here."

Jenny Tull: "Jimmy, I don't think this is how our relationship should start."

[ Jimmy steps back and puts his hands up. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Relationship? What, wait...umm...I just wanted to get laid....I never said I wanted you as a girlfriend."

[ Jenny stood infront of Jimmy about to cry. She sniffled a few times, then took her note pad. ]

Jenny Tull: "Well, fine...I have a scheduled into view with Skylar Black anyway....Atleast she won't try to get me into bed."

[ Jenny walks to the door and opens it, as she is about to leave Jimmy yells to her.]

Jimmy Stryker: "If she does, can I come watch? I love lesbo's!"

[ Jenny turned around looking at Jimmy her bottom lip trembling as she ran out and shut the door. Jimmy sat back down in his chair with his hands once again rested behind his head. Paused then sat up, and pulled his cell phone from his front pants pocket. He scrolled down his list of phone number, then smiled as he hit a number. As the camera zoomed in, we can see the phone number said "Rick". Jimmy leans on the table and began to speak when Rick's voicemail came on.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Rick, You fuckin' talentless bastard. Haven't you gone back to your wife yet? I plan on atleast once a week reminding you that Brandi is divorced....So she's single....You however are married...That's right...Married....Go back to your ugly pathetic wife...Fuckin' loser!"

[ Jimmy screamed once more "fuckin' loser" into the phone then hung up. He got up from his chair, and clipped his cell phone on his hip, as the scene fades with him existing the room. ]

Match Talk:

Ah. Let's get down to business..So it looks like Sunday it's double your pleasure day for all the Jimmy Stryker fans out there...No fucking pun intended.... My first match of the night is going to be against the sick pre-pubescent boy Adonis....This is gone far enough already...why can't the sick little shit just move on already. I'm not queer like he is...He just can't get over the fact I want nothing to do with him. But yet Lexus Malone has to try to over ride Samantha by sticking me in this dam match. Wtf? I have done nothing but make your precious ratings go up. All Adonis has accomplished is making the AWA viewers gag, and disgust every last one of them. Infact maybe he should look into marketing his own vomitt bag. One free with every Adonis promotion. Now that would be a top seller....I've wasted enough of my time and have been humilated a hundred times over by the matches I've had with him....Adonis there is absolutely NO way you'll end up winning this one. Finally once this is all said and done I'll be rid of you for good!

Now....Michael Manson...dude first off let me say this. Before you subject us to another one of your promotion featuring World Suck ass World champion Cody Carson, I'd like to tell you. NO ONE IS IMPRESSED by him. Hanging out with him is lowering your fucking IQ man. Oh yeah, And his bitches name is NOT AMY! It's CARMEN! Now I know she's really not worth remembering, but the least you can do sense you're pretending to atleast be his friend, get his damn bitches name correct.

What were they thinking when they agreed to let you wrestle in AWA? Are you really going to try to shove your bullshit down my fucking throat that you're one of the best AWA has to offer? Shit No fucking wonder they came begging me to save them.

That's right Bitches I'm here to save you from the everyday low life's that are pretending to entertain you....Manson you are a dam pretender. You think that me having two matches may work to your advantage? Well if you thought that you're more retard then just forgetting Carson's chicks name.

Fighting Adonis is going to do nothing but piss me off...I'm not just close to the God Dam Edge I'm way the fuck over it. There's no hope for you, or Adonis. I've had it with the whole lot of you...

With our Non existant Champion, in which you seem to be kissing his ass...Why travel with him...trust me, he knows how to carry his own bags, and then some. Infact ask him one time to make you a cup of coffee. He also does that well too, just ask the former Mrs. Walsh.

And before you start in on I'd think if I were you pal. Don't say shit you know nothing about. The former Mrs. Shawn Walsh does not know Cody Carson makes a great cup of coffee because of an intimate night they spent together. Ha! That type of shit will only EVER happen in Carson's wet dreams. Brandi never has, and never will be with him. No matter what he tries, but that's not here nor there. Pal the former Mrs. Walsh knows this because...dun,dun...dun!!!!!

CARSON WAS HER AND HER HUSBANDS LACKEY!!!!!!! Ah....did you hear that? Want me to scream it again? Silence has just over taken the AWA. Knowing now their World Champion that's making an Ass of himself use to be nothing but a glorified errand boy. The lead of your "crew" Manson use to take orders.

Oh...I hope that doesn't lower him in your eyes. You need to smart up man, maybe after I let you know who really runs shit around here you will. Because it sure as hell isn't our World Champion. And junior, it sure as hell won't be you.

Now Go...You not worth much more, infact I've spoiled you already. Later...