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[ The scene opens to see Jimmy Stryker sitting in a car with his assistant Kasey. They are parked right outside of what seems to be a club of some sorts. Kasey is in the driver's seat as Jimmy is relaxing on the passenger side. Jimmy takes a peak out of the window to look at the club. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " We came to Australia for this shit? Austrailians are dirty. I won't be able to stand the filth that is this country for too long. "

Kasey:" Trust me... This will be fun."

[ Jimmy gazes out the window again. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Man, we have strip clubs in Miami and Fort Lauderdale.. The best infact..Hell the Doll House is like cheers. Everyone knows my name.."

[ Kasey chuckles. ]

Kasey: "That may be... But these Austrailian women are freaks."

[ Jimmy raises an eyebrow. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Eh, yeah, whatever. Let's just go. "

[ Jimmy opens his door and steps out as Kasey does the same. Kasey tosses the car keys to Jimmy over the roof of the car. The two close their doors as Jimmy uses the lock button on his key set to lock it. Jimmy and Kasey walk up to the entrance of the club and attempt to skip ahead in the line. Kasey begins to walk through the door but the bouncer grabs him by the collar of his shirt. ]

Kasey: "Hey! What the--! "

Bouncer:" Back of the line."

[ Jimmy looks at the bouncer as if he's stupid. He slaps the bouncer's hand off Kasey's shirt. Jimmy glares at him. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Do you... Have any idea... Who we are? "

Bouncer:" No. Is this the part where I'm supposed to care? "

[ Kasey looks at Jimmy with a look of "Hit him ...! COME ON, DO IT!" Jimmy shakes his head in a "no" fashion at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Listen, jackass, we're very important people here. I am Jimmy Stryker... Half of the AWA Tag Team Champion team The Revolution..... I'm a SUPERSTAR! I make more money in an hour than you do in a week. Step aside. "

[ Jimmy tries to push past the bouncer but the bouncer grabs his arm and pulls him back. Jimmy lets out a cocky chuckle. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Alright, asshole, touch me again... And I will slap a fucking lawsuit on you so fast it'll make your head spin. "

Bouncer:" Wow, a big tough wrestler. Can't handle himself so he threatens a lawsuit. Ooh, tough guy there. "

[ Jimmy finally pulls his arm out of the grasp of the bouncer. He walks back a little bit as if heading to the back of the line. He then stops. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " You know what....? "

Bouncer: "What? "

Jimmy Stryker: " I'm hungry. How about you? "

Bouncer:" No, not really."

Jimmy Stryker: "Oh... Well, that's too bad..".

[ Jimmy suddenly spins around nailing the bouncer in the mouth with a [Superkick]! The bouncer drops to the sidewalk. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Choke that down, motherfucker. "

[ Everyone who was standing in line looks at each other and then swarm the club with no bouncer to stop them. After the last person in line goes through, Kasey looks at Jimmy.]

Kasey:" Well, it looks like we made it through the line. Shall we? "

Jimmy Stryker: " We shall. "

[ The two walk through the door but Jimmy stops just inside the strip club. He then turns around and spits back on the bouncer. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Bitch. "

[ They walk into the room and stare at the stage with the poles for a moment. Jimmy smirks and then he and Kasey walk to the stage and get a table right next to it. A busty waitress then walks up to them. ]

Waitress:" What can I get ya, Mate? "

[ Jimmy shakes his head and speaks under his breath... ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Fucking Aussies".

Waitress: "Say something, Mate? "

Jimmy Stryker: "...No. Just get me a Michelob Light. "

Kasey:" And get me a sea breeze. "

[ Jimmy raises his hand as if he is about to slap Kasey.]

Kasey:" Geez! I was just kidding! I don't drink that pussy womens shit. "

[ Jimy lowers his hand. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Thought so."

Kasey:"Hmmmm... Bring me eight shots of Jack Daniels. "

[ Jimmy looks at the waitress.]

Jimmy Stryker: " He said eight... Bring him seven. He's the designated driver."

Waitress: "That's all, Mate?"

[ A look of anger crosses Jimmy's face. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "STOP SAYING "EH" YOU FILTHY FUCKING Aussie! "

[ The waitress glares and then turns away, tossing her hair over her shoulder. ]

Waitress:" Hmph! "

Jimmy Stryker: "Shut the fuck up and get our drinks."

[ The waitress storms off as Jimmy and Kasey look at the strippers on stage. Jimmy pulls a twenty out of his pocket and throws it at a busty brunette dancing nearby. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Kasey.. I see nothing special about this. I have my own girl. I need to come to a strip club in the nastiest country in the world because....? "

Kasey:" Shhhh. Sit back, relax, and enjoy, eh?"

Jimmy Stryker: "SHUTUP! STOP WITH THE "MATE"! "

[ Kasey quickly shuts his mouth. The waitress walks back over to them with their tray full of drinks. She places them down on the table one at a time. While she is doing this, Jimmy spots a familiar face out of the corner of his eye. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Serving whore... Is that Cody Carson? "

[ The waitress ignores him. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Excuse me, serving wench, I am speaking to you. "

[ He is still ignored. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Hey you dumb bitch! I am talking to you! "

[ The waitress finally acknowledges Jimmy. ]

Waitress:" Yeah, that's him, he's a regular here. "

[ Jimmy gets an evil look on his face and stands. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Hey, Cody, how's your face? Cuz it's killing me..."

[ Cody turns around to see Jimmy and Kasey laughing at him. ]

Cody Carson:" You son of a bitch!"

[ Cody begins to run at Jimmy but two bouncers grab him before he reaches him. The bouncers carry him to the door and drop him. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Hahaha, you suck because you're not me! "

[ Cody tries to run at Jimmy but the bouncers throw him outside. Cody begins screaming from outside the strip club. ]

Cody Carson:" This isn't over you fucking bastard! "

[ Jimmy begins to laugh. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Haha, stupid Canadian..".

[ Jimmy takes a sip of his beer as Kasey downs two shots of Jack. Kasey then begins to throw money at the stage. Kasey downs the rest of his shots rather quickly and then stands. He looks around the room and then walks right up to the stage. He stares at one of the strippers and then reaches out and begins to rub her leg. The stripper kicks his hand off of her. ]

Stripper:" Touch me again and I'll X-Ko your ass! "

[ Jimmy's ears perk at this comment. He stands and walks up to the stage as well. He pushes his agent aside and looks at the stripper. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " This may sound odd... But what did you just tell him you would do if her touched you again? "

Stripper:" I said I'll X-KO his ass! "

[ Jimmy raises his eyebrow. ]

Jimmy Stryker: " Where did you come up with that term? "

Stripper: "Made it up myself, been saying it for years, Mate? "

Jimmy Stryker: Hmmm. Do you, by chance, know a guy named... Viper Xtreme? "

[ The stripper stops and looks to be thinking. It seems like the thinking is hurting her. ]

Stripper: "Sounds familiar.... "

[ She thinks some more. ]

Stripper: "Wait a second... Yes I do! I caught crabs from him.."

Jimmy Stryker:" You don't say...funny isn't it...He thinks he's a successful wrestler now, and you selling your ass.."

Stripper: "I'm insulted...."

Jimmy Stryker:" You shake your ass for a living, but yet that question insults you?"

Stripper:"You could be nicer..."

JImmy Stryker:"Why?"

Stripper:"You catch more flies with honey than fly paper..."

[ Jimmy rolls his eyes and looks at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker:"dude, I didn't drink enough to deal with morons...you can stay if you want, but I'm going home to Rhiannon..I told you that I have my woman...and I've had enough for the night..."

Kasey: "Are you serious Jimmy?"

Jimmy Stryker:"As serious as she is stupid...I'm out man.."

[ With that Jimmy begins to exit the club, with Kasey not too far behind.]

The Match:

Some of you may make the argument that I love attention...you're dam right I do...Look around I'm one half of the tag team champions now..I have my own action figure..movie producers are tossing scripts through my window all the time..I'm everywhere..with my own successful tv show to boot.And more. I even have a CD entitled "Jimmy Stryker's Favorites". What do you have, Barrows? What do you have Viper? My opinion means everything in this match. If I say that The Revolution is going to win, Then we will win, and I am going to tell you right now... We will win. I am mobile, agile, and hostile and at Final Fantasy..Rumbler and I going to blow you away with our overwhelming skill; not to mention my overwhelming greatness. I am Jimmy Stryker. I can see it when you speak of me, kids, you want to be just like me. You want the history that I have... You want to be able to bring what I can bring to the table for each and every match. I hate to break it to you, but you can never be ANYTHING like me. My perfection far surpasses you. And all you can do is just deal with it...Sucks to be you ....Is wonderful to be me...