Once again I’m in yet another battle…This time with Devon Kain…You know Kain there is a word that describes jack asses like yourself…Lackey…If Wilkins and your bitch didn’t come down to the ring and get involved I would have owned your ass.
you know, I know it, and you chink slut knows it. In fact, I saw the way see was staring me down. Even after the dirty deed she performed, I noticed her lips draw up as she mouthed. “Me, love you long time.” Sorry but an invite to get crabs is something I can do with out.
Do yourself a favor Kain, get your own identity your own wrestling style and life. There are already one too many Alex Wilkins in this world. He’s a lousy father and a dis-loyal husband. What makes you think he wouldn’t turn on you for the right opportunity. Oh yeah, where can I get a mentor like that? Sign me the fuck up right now...
Devon it’s about time to realize that you’re a novelty in this business. Alex Wilkins is using for his higher agenda whatever that maybe. Do yourself a favor, pretend for a moment that you have some sense in that empty head of yours…and Stay the fuck out of my way. This week you will pay for your sin that you pulled against me..
plainly speaking, I’m more than pissed off….there is nothing anyone can do to help you now. You’ve just unleashed evil Jimmy…And evil Jimmy is mad bad, and dangerous to know. Look for a good place to hide motherfucker..You’ll need it!
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[ Today is the start of what I plan to make into a successful run. Now being who I am of course, I want to do what everyone else does. You know boast about wanting to be the top guy. But this time I’m taking a more realistic approach. I plan on doing this somewhat the old fashion way and working my way up that is once I take care of this butt fucker that robbed me of a victory last week.
First revenge on Devon Kain.. Next, stop the continential title. Why that particular title when I could easily just go for the title Rumbler holds. Well let’s just say, I’m going to take the more interesting of routes. Even though trouble isn’t my middle name it damn well should be. In fact, my little minx is out doing that right now. I have to say while I’m not totally in love with the girl I have grown quite fond of her. How can you not be fond of someone who is so willing to do anything for you? Taking advantage of some of my alone time playing some Madden on my PS2 online. Sitting on the couch and I had my headset on playing online, of course I’m the Dolphins have to support the home team. The whole set up was complete as I just scored on the poor asshole that mistakenly chose the Detroit Lions. ]
Jimmy Stryker: ”Ha! Another touch down You little piece of shit!”
PS2 Player:”It’s not really cool to gloat Jimmy..”
Jimmy Stryker:<./b>”How would you know, you haven’t even scored on me! My guys Jason Taylor and Zack Thomas are giving Joey Harrington the whore treatment by putting him on his back!”
PS2 Player:”I don’t know if I want to keep playing with you Jimmy. “
Jimmy Stryker:”No one made your stupid ass pick the lions.”
PS2 Player:”But I live in Detriot..”
Jimmy Stryker:”Ah, so do you represent 8 mile?”
PS2 Player:”No I live on the other side of 8 mile.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Fuck you, you do. You live in the trailer park with your toothless mother.”
PS2 Player:”My mom has all her teeth Jimmy!”
Jimmy Stryker:”Much like tits falsies don’t count kid.”
[ He had to stop and think about that one for a second before he kind of laughed.]
PS2 Player:”I wouldn’t know…”
Jimmy Stryker: ” Look kid quit the bullshitting, are you ready to get your ass handed to you or not?”
PS2 Player:”The score is 42 to 7 Jimmy..Isn’t that enough for you?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Are you kidding? I want to win and win big! Only the first half is over. Are you going to be man enough to see this thing through?”
[ As I was mouthing off to my unworthy opponent. My lovely baby Rhiannon walked in the door in the middle of it all. She put her keys and pocketbook on the counter then stood next to the tv so I’d notice her.]
Jimmy Stryker:”Oh hey baby!”
PS2 Player:”Baby? I’m not your baby!”
Jimmy Stryker:”Not you fag boy..I’m talking to my girlfriend.”
PS2 Player:”Is she hot?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Very….”
Rhiannon James:”Jimmy, can we talk?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Sure baby in a minute as soon as I’m done kicking this chump’s ass.”
Rhiannon James:”This is important I have good news for you!”
[ She said with a grin.]
Jimmy Stryker:”I know but it will still be important in a half hour. Now if you can move daddy has a little shit head to teach a lesson too.”
PS2 Player:”Real tough Jimmy! Let me change my team! So it’s fair.”
Jimmy Stryker:”No fuckin’ way! You’re stuck with you shit ass team!”
PS2 Player:”C’mon Jimmy! Let me switch my team?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Suck my nut sack! It’s not happening.”
PS2 Player:”Please?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Who’s your favorite wrestler?”
Rhiannon James:”Seriously Jimmy, we have better things to do than this.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Hush Woman! Stay out of my business! Now who’s your favorite wrestler kid?”
PS2 Player:”I like Mike Young and Faith Wilkins..”
Jimmy Stryker:”Dude, I said favorite wrestler not favorite basket case and floatation device.”
PS2 Player:”But they are my favorites.”
Jimmy Stryker:”I shouldn’t be shocked by that since you did voluntarily pick the Lions….But you managed to answer wrong ..So No! You may not change your team..”
[ Rhiannon a bit upset stepped directly in front of the television with her hands on her hips.]
Rhiannon James:”Do you know where I just was Jimmy?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Picking up dinner?”
Rhiannon James:”No I was at my moms..”
Jimmy Stryker:”Ok….now move outta the way!”
PS2 Player:” I don’t think you’re fair Jimmy!”
Jimmy Stryker:”Ouch! That’s gonna bruise my ever fragile ego. Hmmm, I may even lose sleep over it…”
PS2 Player:”Really?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Fuck No I won’t..Now stop being such a pussy and man up..”
PS2 Player:”But I’m only 12!”
[ hearing the little boy say his age, Rhiannon begins to shake her head and laugh as she walked close to Jimmy.]
Jimmy Stryker:”12? And you whine like this? Kid, it’s time you realize that the man you think is your daddy is not! It’s between the mailman, and Fed X dude, and that you’re mommy doesn’t love! She just couldn’t afford and abortion…..”
[ The kid had no time to respond thanks to Rhiannon now standing in front of me with my disconnected head set swinging around.]
Rhiannon James:”Do I have your full attention now?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Why the fuck not! It’s not like you’ve given me a choice.”
Rhiannon James:”Whatever Jimmy…”
[ sitting back and relaxing on the couch I propped my feet on the end table.]
Jimmy Stryker:”So what does you being at your moms have to do with me? Not unless she taught you how to bake those badass chocolate chip cookies that she makes. If that’s the case, get a cookin’ baby.”
Rhiannon James:”No she didn’t teach me her cookie recipe.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Well then your visit to your mom’s means nothing to me.”
[ raising her eyebrow she dropped the wire and sat next to me on the couch. ]
Rhiannon James:”Actually Jimmy, My dad called.”
Jimmy Stryker:”So. Big fuckin’ deal. Is that suppose to get me excited or something?”
Rhiannon James:”Sorta of. You see I answered the phone when he called, and he was in a very good mood.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Why? Did he find a 16 year old to fuck that won’t tell on him?”
[ we both laughed for a minute, then playfully Rhiannon hit my shoulder.]
Rhiannon James:”No…but close. Brandi is in the hospital having the baby, and daddy well he’s just so excited.”
Jimmy Stryker:”But he knows the kid is Rick’s. So why is he happy about the heir to the trailer park is about to be born?”
Rhiannon James:”Apparently, daddy has a theory that the kid is Josh’s .”
Jimmy Stryker:”Ok, then I could see him happy. Cuz then the trailer park prince would then become the next big thing to happen to baseball and probably be blessed with a thunder bolt for an arm just like his old man.”
Rhiannon James:”Possibly, I know that’s what my dad hopes. Anyway he was in a good mood, not to mention the fact he wanted to get me off the phone quick.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Rhi, you’re rounding the bases. Get to the point?”
Rhiannon James:”Well, I explained briefly to daddy that he stills owe you a favor. And he agreed that he owes you still. So tomorrow we’ll set up a meeting and talk about exactly what you should get.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Does it have to be tomorrow?”
Rhiannon James:”Are you kidding? That kid being born is going to put him on top of the world. This is the best time to get what we can out of him.”
[ I couldn’t fight the feeling of pulling her close to me and kissing her passionately as I layed her down.]
Jimmy Stryker:”I love when you think dirty..”
Rhiannon James:”Do you now?”
Jimmy Stryker:”Fuck yeah I do. It makes me realize more and more how perfect we are for each other.”
[ She smiled and ran her hands down my back then pulled my t-shirt up over my head as her hands made their way back up.]
Rhiannon James:”which is why I’m going to ringside with you this week when you fight Devon. That way a repeat performance of last week doesn’t happen.”
Jimmy Stryker:”Just as long as you be careful.”
Rhiannon James:”Hunny, my last name is James. Alex wants to use my father for his way to the World title. I’ll be the last person he hurts. And Devon’s chink chick girlfriend, I can handle on my own baby..”
Jimmy Stryker:”I have no doubt of that.”
Rhiannon James:”Soon Jimmy, everyone will realize that you are the one to beat. You just have to stayed focused.”
Jimmy Stryker:”I am, I think this calls for a celebration.”
Rhiannon James:”What are we celebrating?”
Jimmy Stryker:”We can think of something…”
[ I said with a smile on my face as I leaned in to kiss the her. I’m slowly starting to fall in love with this woman, and that has me feeling like I’m the king of world. And that is something all of you should be very afraid of. Me and Rhiannon AWA’s next Bonnie and Clyde.]
