' Mr. Revolution ' Jimmy Stryker

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[ The scene opens to the Copely Hotel in Boston. Jimmy Stryker is seen sitting in the air conditioned hotel room watching The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on TBS. There is no sign of Rhiannon around, only his assistant Kasey walks through the door. He sits opposite of Jimmy.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Hey man what's up?"

Kasey:"Just putting some final touches on your schedule for Monday."

[ Jimmy rolls his eyes and puts his head back.]

Jimmy Stryker:"What the fuck man, I told you that all I wanted to do was sleep all day."

Kasey:"Is that really needed Jimmy?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Fuck yeah it is...I'm going to going down the landsdown street..I'm gonna hit every club there..I'll be tired as fuck..."

Kasey:,"Fine, consider it done."

Jimmy Stryker:"Like you had a choice....bitch.."

[ Kasey shrugs off the comment.]

Kasey: "So would you like me to set up a meeting with Angela before you match?"

[ Trying to watch the movie, and looking aggrivated Jimmy shakes his head.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Dude, it's not like Angela hasn't faced the Young losers before. She's flat out had ars with them bro...no need for a meeting. I have full confidence that we'll fuck them up. And I don't need a meeting with Angela to tell me that.."

Kasey:"Ok...if you say so.."

[ Kasey looks around the room, the begins to relax putting his feet up on the coffee table.]

Kasey:"So where's the blushing bride?"

[ Jimmy sits up quickly and lunges over at Kasey smacking him up side the head.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Shut the fuck up man! She's like fuckin' beatle juice ! I swear you say that bitches name 3 times and she just appears."

[ Kasey rubs the back of his head ]

Kasey:"Is it really that bad being engaged Jimmy?"

Jimmy Stryker:"As long as I can end it before I actually have to say I do..it's not bad. And I must admit since I put that damn ring on Rhiannon's finger, she's never been hornier.."

Kasey:"Well wouldn't that mean double the sex when you're actually married?"

[ Jimmy shifts in his seat on the couch and points at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Don't make me fuckin' hit you again you dumb shit. Haven't you ever heard the pathetic sigh that married men make? How their eyes look empty, like they are lost scared little boys? I've had too many men already tell me not to do it...ya...like I ever really planned on it.."

Kasey:"Alright that maybe true for some men, but Rick's married and well..."

Jimmy Stryker:"Stop! Rick doesn't count.."

Kasey:"Why not? Why doesn't rick count?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Because Brandi isn't your average woman..to the point she borders on whore."

Kasey:"Maybe Rhiannon is that way as well, and likes to bone.."

Jimmy Stryker:"Did you just say bone?"

[ Jimmy scrunches his face and chuckles, As Kasey also laughs.]

Kasey:"Yeah..."

Jimmy Stryker:"Dude, must I remind you that you're white? Never say that kinda shit again.."

[ Kasey tightens his lips together.]

Kasey:"Hmmm, never knew you liked cowboy movies Jimmy..."

Jimmy Stryker:"I really don't, I was just waiting for Tommy Boy to come on."

Kasey:"Cool...Even thought this is a classic Eastwood movie.."

Jimmy Stryker:"Eh, the title blows...it should be called...Jimmy Stryker ( The Good )...Mike Young..( The Bad ) and Rick Young...( The balding...).."

Kasey:"Whatever man..."

[ As both men turn their attention to tv..Jimmy's cell ring. Jimmy picks it up to view the number and notices that it's Rhiannon calling him. He rolls his eyes the hits answer.]

Jimmy Stryker:"How many times have I told you not to call me at this number just incase my girl is around..I told you that I'd call you!"

[ Rhiannon can be heard shreeking on the other end of the phone.]

Jimmy Stryker:"baby chill...It was a fuckin' joke..you know as in ha, ha, funny..ofcourse I knew it was you. Your God damn name comes up on my phone..shit.."

[ Jimmy stands up and puts his hand over the cell phone. As he looks at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker:"This could be awhile..she's even more bitchy then usual right now. I'll take it in the next room."

[ Jimmy begins to walk out, then points at Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker:"If you switch the channel your dead..man..I shouldn't be long."

[ With that Jimmy walks out of the room into his bedroom as the scene fades to black.]