[ It's late night are scene opens up to a soundstage, the where abouts in unknown. We see Jimmy Stryker dressed in a dark gray business suit walking out of a one of the rooms. He tosses what appears to be left of rope off to the side. Kasey his assistant dressed as a stage hand turns around yelling at man with gray hair as he rocks the chair he is tied up in. ]

Kasey: "Shut up! Now if you're lucky we'll come back to get you."

[ Jimmy smooths out his suit jacket then straights his tie.}

Jimmy Stryker:"Is everything ready?"

Kasey:"Yeah, but Jimmy do you really think hijacking The Tonight Show is a good idea?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Fuck yeah it's a good idea."

Kasey:"But how are we not going to get in trouble? I mean once we let Jay go, I'm sure he'll run to the cops."

[ Kasey said looking a bit worried. Jimmy rolls his eyes then smack Kasey in the back of his head.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Do you really think I'd do something unplanned? Don't worry once we let Jay go there is no way he'll go to the cops. Besides this will be his highest rated show yet. So naturaly he'll ask me back."

Kasey:"Alright if you're sure."

Jimmy Stryker:"I am.....Now go and announce me."

[ Jimmy stands off to the side as Kasey takes the microphone. ]

Kasey:"Now Ladies and Gentlemen......Due to a personal issue Tonight Show host, Jay Leno is all tied up."

[ Jimmy smiles pointing at Kasey while he nods his head. ]

Kasey:"Never fear though, We are pleased to bring you, your host for this evening AWA's own Jimmy Stryker!"

[ An edited version of "You've never met a Motherfucker like me" plays. Jimmy takes the stage, and waits for the applause to die then. The crowd begins to quiet then he speaks.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Greetings, Now some of you may know me, but for those of you who don't I am, Jimmy Stryker. Your New Hero, Your Party host, and more importantly the most talented wrestler to enter your living room via television screen. And for those of you who do know me....bow bitches! Now my little shit ants...."

[ Jimmy is interrupted by Kasey.]

Kasey:"Jimmy..."

[ He looks over towards Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker:"What?"

Kasey:"FCC forebids you to cuss on tv or radio....You'll get a heavy fine."

[ Jimmy smirks, and flips Kasey off. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Tell the bitches at the FCC to fucking bill me. Infact they owe me for boring me with this shit they call enterainment. Ok how many of you are wrestling fans?"

[ A some what decent reaction of noise is heard by the crowd. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Right, Right...I'm sure there's more than that, but you're all still in your closets, but whatever...Now let me ask this...How many of you are AWA wrestling fans?"

[ Jimmy turns his ear to the audience as a few people clap their hands. ]

Jimmy Stryker:" I see...It's ok....I know why you're silent. You're silent because you're embarrassed to be an AWA wrestling fan. And honestly I'm embarrassed for you! An the reason why you're embarrassed is because the steady stream untalented mediocore "sports entertainers" that you're forced to cheer for. No wonder you're not cheering! You could careless about everysingle AWA idiot that walks into a dressing room. And especialy you're pathetic AWA Champion Cody Carson."

[ A few more audience members begin to cheer. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "That's right! You people have been lead to belive that mediorocrity is excellence. unhunh....I Jimmy Stryker, am excellence. I am your knight is shinning armor. I am here to tell you that you will no longer have to worry about men like Mike Young boring you with his extravagence. Or that jackass Cody Carson...boring you by being made Jalie Thomas' fun toy, slash whipping boy. "

[ Jimmy pauses as he hear the applause begin to grow. ]

Jimmy Stryker:" Infact for the first time in a long time, you have a man that can entertain you! You have a man that is good enough for you ! You have a man that will make you jump up off your chairs and raise your fat hands in the air and scream...."Jimmy for AWA Champion".."

[ Jimmy pumps his fist and begins to lead the audience into a chant of "Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...." He pauses as he looks pleasingly at the audience. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"That's right baby! And this weekend you'll get to see yours truly in not just one but two matches. Yes my little peons, yours prayers have been answered, and as the announcement of Jimmy Stryker in two matches sales for our little Halloween style PPV have increased. It sure as hell wasn't from yet another Young vs Young snooze fest."

[ Jimmy laughs at the thought of Mike Young vs Rick Young.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Yeah, yet another AWA classic style match....Not!"

[ Jimmy glares into the camera. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Why the morons running shit in the back don't call it what it really is, is beyond me.....It should be called the Yoko Oh No wrestling match. Well all know the reason both these bitches are fighting.....Brandi James.....and while Brandi...that little minx is a million times hotter than Yoko Oh No...it fits. Since she's torn these two apart. Mike and Rick were thick as thieves over the last few months. Sure they've had their little quirrels in the past, but they've moved past that all. That is till Brandi walks her fine little self by Rick, and busts up his marriage....."

[ Jimmy snaps his fingers then points into the camera.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Oh yeah, and by the way Rick.....incase you have forgotten...YOUR STILL MARRIED!.....that's just incase you've forgotten."

[ Jimmy says snickering. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Shall we break the rest down?.....Well there's me and the foot freak....Atleast this match will be a standard match. Not some humilating match that is meant to be wrestled by a woman as a show filler match. This time permant damage will be done to him, and he'll be forced to leave me alone....Yuck I get the shivers and gags just thinking about it. We also have Angela Jameson vs....someone we all view as a chump. The more important focus here should be Angela's costume instead of her match. Especially since she plans on going as Elvira Mistress of the Dark."

[ Jimmy lowers his voice to an almost sweet tone. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Forget the match babe, after you and I can go back to my hotel room, and I'll grant you the honor of opening up Al Capone's vault."

[ He winks ]

Jimmy Stryker:"And then you can be the Mistress of my dark."

[ A chant of "Jimmy" rises from the crowd. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Thank You....Thank You....also we have Jalie Thomas in action facing one of Rick's old buddies. Personaly I'm hoping she destroys him. Maybe then he'll stop his endless whining of his disappointments about Rick."

[ Jimmy motions for a close up. ]

Jimmy Styrker:"Come closer.....ok right there.....Chris...Are you listening? The only smart thing Rick has done in his life was fuck Brandi James. Have you looked at the differnce between them? Sure, Tiff's ok...but let's face it. On a very good day, she's no higher then a 7.....Brandi on a bad day, is always off the charts hot. Everything that woman does is sexy. Infact do me a favor look sexy up in your dictionary.....Well that's if your even intelligent enough to have one....If you though, under the word sexy, it will read "See Brandi James". That's just the way it is....Rick's mistake is staying married to Tiffany. Personally if I were him, and saw a man wanting to bang my wife...I'd sign divorce papers, and throw you the wedding myself. That way I wouldn't have to pay alamony and then have Brandi all for myself..... But we all know Rick isn't that fucking bright....So here's to Jalie, whipping you the same way she does Carson. That dam woman should have gone as dominatetricks...She'll probably enjoy whipping you as much as she does Carson...Ha..."

[ Jimmy smiles. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"AWA does have the lovely Brandi James in action as well...against some psycho virgin chick...Right honey...she probably doesn't want to admit being a little whore, so she's trying to play this "virgin" act...gimme a break..Skylar sweets the only thing you have going for you, is the fact your wrestling Brandi James...Not even Johnny Arnette can protect you....."

[ Kasey walks next to Jimmy and whispers to him. ]

Kasey:"Jimmy....studio secruity is on it's way...we have to go!@"

[ Jimmy shoves Kasey. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Fuck You, I'm not going anywhere!"

Kasey:"Jimmy, they'll arrest you."

[ Jimmy looks at Kasey, and sees how serious he is. He looks back at the audience.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Well,....You're uneventfull night will continue....Jay will be out in a few minutes..So Fuck all of you....."

[ Jimmy and Kasey begin to run out, as Jimmy turns around as he runs and yells. ]

Jimmy Stryker:"Order Masquerade...PPV....fuckers...."

[ The scene ends as the studio door closes, as Jimmy and Kasey are safely out of sight. ]

Match Talk:

Time is drawing near, can you feel it? Sure you fucking can. For you as blessed enough to see Jimmy Stryker in not just one but two block busting PPV events. Yet again I'm being subject to Adonis. Pardon me as I do my Nancy Carrigan impression...."why...WHY ME?....WHY??????Why ME?????WHY????". Do I hurt someone around here to make clear how Adonis disgusts me? Am I going to have to torture Max, and threaten him with bodily harm? What the fuck was Lexus Malone thinking when she allowed this business or pleasures match to happen? So many unanswered questions. But I will make an obvious statement. Not since Cody Carson became world Champion has such a tragedy taken place. Adonis is God of NOTHING! His sickness with feet is not only disgusting but gag worthy. Yet I am the only person to experience this freak? I get it...ha..ha.... None of you want to man up, and put yourselves on the line...that's it! You're scared that you'll be beaten by a freak you all look down at. Hey, I'm right with you, but I think I not only earned my pass but my right. Hell...for my matches against Adonis my reward should be the shot at the World Title...Not Alex...what have you done for me lately Wilkins.

Oh.....I get it! Instead of giving the shot to someone who deserves it, why not just let Carson retain in a shit match.....Fuck...You fuckers are giving him a cake match.....I didn't realize this was Carson's be-lated birthday gift....Well happy fuckin' birthday Cody...here's an easy match for you to keep your title...That makes me more sick then the thought of Adonis's feet, and trust me that's fuckin' say a whole lot!

Speaking of losers Michael Manson is also in this match. Now Manson himself isn't too bright as I have pointed out his association with Cody Carson. But when he makes himself look even more dumb by calling Carson's bitch a differnt name. As I also pointed out...Manson doesn't want to win this match for shit. How do I know this? Am I fucking psychic? No...Although, I do have a gift of seeing into my own future....Which is Manson isn't going to beat me...because I have more ability then he does. My own belief in my self power fucking makes is so...dickhead. Manson,,,dude You're bordering the Nobody cares about you anymore part of the roster. You've done nothing, or been nothing special lately. What you need is a life raft man. I'll personally throw one out to you....Wait no I fucking won't. Manson, blow me...There isn't anything you can do that will hurt me. Unless you sedate me, and force to me listen about the so called glory days of your pathetic short lived A3 stable. Hell the only one with any sorta of brains left your pathetic stable. That's right, the rumbler is the only man with any sense of that group. He saw it was going no where and jumped ship. Probably the first smart thing he's ever done, but hey atleast he is on the right track. Manson instead of bitch slapping you like I have been. I'm going to give you a piece of advice. "Ditch Cody Carson man." Ditch him before he brings you into his twisted everyday life. So far it's been normal, well atleast normal enough for Carson. But if you don't soon you'll find yourself somewhere in the Thomas' basement, chained, not tied but chained to a wall. Most likely buck naked, or close to it. But definately stripped of all your manhood, and being ass whipped by Jalie. Get the fuck out now man. That bitch is a ticking time bomb waiting to go off!

Carson may think it's his right of passage to get to date Caremen. But trust me, I've seen Carmen. She's decent looking, but no pussy is worth that kind of self disgrace. Mikey...I've given you my thoughts, and knowing you, you'll droan on about how I'm a potty mouth. How I'm the one that has no right to be here, and how I'm just in Carson's shadow....Well JIMMY STRYKER says NO MORE! I never was in that piss ants shadow. Not since I was banging his ex Melroy....!....Ooooops...I did it again. I exposed a secret that Carson didn't even know. He thinks he's the only one that can wreck lives. Destroying poor little innocent Brandi's relationship with Josh. My poor little angel that I tried to comfort...untill Rick Young...fuck..I can't lose my train of thought on that. .....breath Jimmy....breath........Ah....Right Melory...Carson you didn't know that did you? The women that was suppose to be the love of your life. The woman who ended up laying in a hospital bed....Someone you cared for almost as much as Brandi. That's right Cody...she did the dirty, dirty with good ole' Jimmy. Do you really think Carmen is the only woman to feel the wrath of your love for Brandi? If you say yes to that question your a bigger liar then I took you for. You know what Carson, I think I'll save all the juicy details for when I meet you face to face. That's just a little bug I'm putting in your ear. Enjoy your title while it last bitch. I'm coming for it...

This leaves me left with the only man, I didn't focus on because I doubted. Johnny Arnette...You can't blame me though now can you? The man sounds like he has amnesia with the way he's always repeating his dam name..."Johnny Arnette...is the greatest wrestler in his family...Johnny Arnette is better than his dady...Johnny Arnette is afraid of a perky blonde girl..." Well Johnny Arnette...Jimmy Stryker isn't going for your bullshit...and Jimmy Stryker is going to put a foot in Johnny Arnette's ass, and there's nothing Johnny Arnette can do about it, once Jimmy Stryker..owns him.

Are we all clear on that? Johnny Arnette should worry more about Skylar Black...because against me there won't be anything he can do. I have become a man on a mission. What mission you may ask? Well just incase you bitches haven't been paying attention...to make Cody Carson's life miserable. First to take his dignity away complete, even more so then what Jalie has already. I'm just the man to do it, because I knew just who to contact for such an event. That my peons will all come in time. Second after I've made Carson a shell of a man, I'm going to take away his precious World title. The only thing he'll try to hold on to, but by then it will be too late.

I stand before you....HEAR ME! For I am the PROPHET of the AWA! I will become Champion, I will take down Cody Carson. And I will expose him for the sorry sack of shit he is...As for you...Manson, and Johnny Arnette...well you fuckers are in my dam way...step aside bitches...

Step the fuck aside!