Jimmy StrykerRhiannon James

[ Ah the promise of new love.....what a precious gift it is. Ha! If you're looking to view something that's going to be pure shit may I suggest a Cyprus Lolita promo. You've entered the world of Jimmy Stryker folks there is no lost long time loves here. The only thing here is sheer lust, hot sex and insults for days. Within the last week Jimmy Strkyer as been tied up....literally. You see after leaving with his newest ring rat last week Jimmy bumped into the sister of Brandi James...Rhiannon. Now although Jimmy was not aware of it at the time while he was working for Cody Carson learning the ropes and lusting after Brandi, Rhiannon has always had a big crush on him. Can you blame the woman? This is Jimmy Stryker we are talking about. This man just exudes confidence not to mention is the sexiest man in the AWA...****Shameless plug for 2005 year end awards*** By the way if you haven't voted yet cast your vote for Jimmy as the sexiest male in the AWA.

But back to business for now. Since bumping into Rhiannon over the last week the two have been seen all around town with gastly displays of public affection. Rhiannon has spent much of her time helping Jimmy with his television show to bring you the undeserving fans the quality that you take for granted. Isn't that just so nice of her? Things sure seems to be going Jimmy's way. Even the powers that be in the management office in AWA have seen the error of their ways. Once they got the ratings in for Jimmy's show and seen just how huge his numbers were, Lexus Malone herself swallowed her pride and begged...yes that's right leeches...begged for Jimmy to allow AWA to attach their stamp to it.

Now didn't I mention things are looking up? I wasn't just yanking your chain here. A new year and things couldn't be better for a the man who is on a quest to be your next AWA World Champion. All that stands in his way are the haters that keep drinking the Kool-Aid provided by Cody Carson. Rest assured that will all be fixed in due time. Right now we find ourselves backstage in the dressing room of Jimmy Stryker. Jimmy is relaxing in his chair while Rhiannon is standing behind him massaging his shoulders. The normal hustle and bustle that go into putting on a show is going on all around them but Jimmy seems to not be paying as much attention to it. Wearing a black button down shirt and pair of black pants he lifts his feet up and places them on the coffee table infront of his chair. Leaning his head back Jimmy lets out a groan of pleasure.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Damn, Rhi...your fingers are sheer magic."

[ Simply smiling as she continues to rub Jimmy shoulders she replies.]

Rhiannon James:"I suppose it's a good thing that I took those s**** massage classes."

Jimmy Stryker:"Oh....you can say that again babe..."

[ Rhiannon laughs and is about to answer Jimmy when Kasey enters the room.]

Kasey:"Jimmy.....Show time in about ten minutes......"

[ Slowly opening his eyes Jimmy grins...]

Jimmy Stryker:"Fine....this feels so good right now...Kasey, I'm not even bothered by you telling me pointless shit that I already know."

Kasey:"You do look relaxed...”

Jimmy Stryker:”I’m so relaxed right now...I almost don’t even mind the fact I’m forced to wrestle Carson’s twitt girlfriend Saturday...”

Kasey:”Wow...that is relaxed....”

Jimmy Stryker:”You’re damn straight....”

Kasey:”Alright...well just thought I’d let you know...”

Jimmy Stryker:”You did your job...now leave us..”

Kasey:”Yes Jimmy...”

[ Kasey exist the room and Rhiannon stops rubbing Jimmy’s shoulders. She walks around the side of the chair and takes a seat on his lap. Looking into Jimmy eyes lovingly she rubs her nose against his and gives him a very sensual kiss. Jimmy runs his hand from her knee to her mid thigh as Rhiannon puts her head on Jimmy’s shoulder.]

Rhiannon James:"Mmmmm, better not start something you can't finish Jimmy."

Jimmy Stryker:"Did you forget that it's my TV show and that they can't start without me."

Rhiannon James:"I know..I know...It's just that I'm not too sure it's fair that we make them wait three hours...Do you?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Trust me baby...they'll wait for their King."

Rhiannon James:"If you say so...."

[ Rhiannon smiles and the camera cuts away for a few moments. The scene picks back up with Rhiannon buttoning up Jimmy's shirt as they stand on the top of the stage area looking down at the audience eagerly waiting for Jimmy Tv to begin. The lights dim as the crowd begins to cheer .They know that the show is about to begin. Excitement is enviable as they wait to see the man of the hour. Betty Bangzer stands in the center of the ring. Looking lovely in a light pink tube dress. She raise the mic to her lips, and speaks loudly. ]

Betty Bangzer: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to Jimmy TV. Tonight we have a great show for you. .

[ All the sudden the lights flicker. " You've Never Met a Mother Fucker Like Me.. " begins to pump through the PA System, and the soft blue spot light shines on Jimmy Stryker. Where he stands with his apparent new love interest Brandi James very own sister Rhiannon James. Jimmy has a microphone in his hand, and Rhiannon is seen wearing a black low cut tiny dress and carying a long white tube the two begin to make their way down to the set, as Jimmy starts to speak. ]

Jimmy Stryker: Betty, give it a rest...you skank...Get the hell off of the stage, and make room for the real talent around here. Infact go check to make sure one of your tits aren't leaking from you shitty boob job.

[ Betty drops her mic mortified at the statement made by Jimmy. Rhiannon nods in approval with what her new love interest has said, and as they reach the sitting area and take a seat on the plush dark blue couch. Rhiannon sits and crosses her legs then rests her arm, on Jimmy's shoulder. Rhiannon looks Betty Bangzer up and down, then points to the back room. Betty lowers her head as the crowd boos the couple in the center of the ring. The begin to chant "assholes" while Jimmy and Rhiannon laugh at Betty now nearly in tears as she looks back at them. Jimmy rolls his eyes, then begins to speak. ]

Jimmy Stryker: Aw, Baby cant' you just feel the love?

Rhiannon James: Ofcourse I can Jimmy. Funny though how these people came to see you, but yet think them chanting asshole is going to bother you. It's not hard to know that us being out here right now is the highlight of these peons day.

Jimmy Stryker: No shit.......

[ the chants of assholes still keep going starting softly then growing louder. ]

Jimmy Stryker: People...settle down children...Daddy has great news for all of you little shitheads....

[ Jimmy looks to at Rhiannon ]

Jimmy Stryker : Baby....Please show these peasants their reason for happiness.

Rhiannon James: No problem...

[ Rhiannon smiles and lifts the cover off the white tube, she takes out a rolled poster and opens it up. To see...Jimmy sitting on a King's thrown...wearing a red king's robe, with Rhiannon in a barely there gold shimmering bikini sitting on Jimmy's lap. The top of the poster in gold lettering reads, They've tried to de-thrown me......They failed miserably.... The crowd boo's as Rhiannon points to the top of the poster, then points to the bottom that reads...The Revolution Will be televised...... Jimmy smiles as Rhiannon walks around the set from one side of the stage to the other proudly with the poster. She stands back in the center of the stage then rolls it up, and looks at Jimmy. ]

Rhiannon James: Don't want to give them too much of a good thing baby...

Jimmy Stryker: How right you are...now all you little idiots buy the poster of your King...to brighten up all your little trailers.

Rhiannon James: Dont' worry we have made sure that there are more then enough to go around....So try not to kill each other...

Jimmy Stryker: Now tonight...my lovely wife and myself will be wrestling......So consider yourselves dam lucky...for getting to view us more then you oringaly thought....

[ The crowd begins to get loud again.... ]

Rhiannon James: Jimmy...we've blessed them with our mere presence long enough...

Jimmy Stryker: Dam right....

[ Jimmy pauses then looks at the camera crew ]

Jimmy Stryker: Later fuckers.... Come Rhiannon......

Match Talk

Well...Well...Well....Cyprus, your all bad ass against a woman who's only crime is she cares more about others than herself. Either that or you've actually smartened up and took one look at me and thought.."gee..I better get in over my head." My dear congratulations! You're starting to learn that women are to be seen and not heard. Atleast not unless they are asked to speak.

I'm a bit surprised though. I figured you would come out with guns blazing defending your man. Fuck guess I was wrong. Nah...I'm never wrong. You can tell everyone Cody Carson doesn't mean as much to you as you claim he does. If he did you have mustuard up some sort of strength to put your two cents in, no matter how pointless it may have been.

This is the first smart thing you have done. Pay attention Cyprus, I'll go slow just incase you can't keep up with me.

Jimmy Styrker IS Greater than you!

Jimmy Stryker IS Better looking than you!

Jimmy Stryker IS All around more talented and more usefull then you'll ever be!

Infact do yourself a favor and take yourself off the roster as a worker and put yourself as a vallet.

You'll be more usefull and less annoying that way...well really I can't say less annoying really. but as eye candy you'll atleast serve some purpose.

I've wasted enough of my time and energy on you. Unlike Carson though, I do realize what a waste of time you are.

I'm done with you....Saturday You'll learn exactly why you sholdn't play with the boys.