-| Time for round two, we return to Jimmy Stryker's Lackey tryouts. With Lexus Malone, Kasey ( Brandi James' assistant ) and ofcourse Jimmy Stryker. The three are sitting at a table awaiting the tryout calls. .The door reopens and in walks yet another familiar face.... That of Nick Stellar! Stellar smiles, goffily. All three frown and shake their heads at him.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Do we even want to know what you have to say?

Nick Stellarr: Sure you--

Kasey: Let me answer for you, Jimmy... No. We don't.

-|Stellarr's bottom lip quivers as a single tear rolls down his cheek.|-

Lexus Malone: Pussy.

Kasey: How old are you, twelve? Ah well, as long as you can fetch me my coffee and muffin quick enough, I don't really care. child labor laws suck anyway.

-|Stellar looks at Lexus and his tears stop. He lets off another extremely goofy smile as a bit of drool flows out of his mouth.|-

Lexus Malone: Do you have rabies?

Jimmy Styrker: You look familiar... Were you one of the Lost Boys in the movie "Hook"?

Nick Stellar: No, I--

Jimmy Stryker: Save it, junior.

-|He pauses.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Wait a sec....

Kasey: NEXT!

-| Nick Stellar lets out a sigh and slowly turns to the door. He walks out into the hallway. The door remains open as a large black man steps through. We can slightly remember him as Lexington Steel from the short lived recent rebirth of HCWF. Steel is holding an extremely large bucket of chicken in his right hand. Sitting on top of the bucket of chicken is the cup of coffee that he was supposed to bring in with him. He looks like he fell straight out of the movie "Kazzam". Jimmy, Kasey, and Lexus all stare at him with their mouths wide open. They all shake their heads and look at him.|-

Jimmy Stryker: .....Uh...... State your name....

Lexing Steel { International Porn Star }: You know who I be.

-| Kasey glances at Jimmy and Lexusi then back at Lexington Steel.|-

Kasey: ....What?

Lexing Steel { International Porn Star }: Yo, brotha, don't play. You know who I be. I be dat Porn Star Lexington Steel. What it is, dirrty?

Lexus Malone: .....

Jimmy Stryker: Ahem... Um... Comments?

Kasey: Nigga please. Put down that ten pound bucket 'o' chicken for one moment and get your fat head out of your ass. We specifically said NIGGER GIANTS NEED NOT APPLY in the rules!

Lexus Malone: You do know that we do background checks...

-| Jimmy shakes his head, disgusted.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Hmmmm..... Too.... What's the word I'm looking for....?

Kasey: Black.

Jimmy Stryker: I was thinking more like "goofy", but "black" works. This isn't the welfare line. Next.

-| Lexington Steel throws his chicken and coffee up against a near wall and storms out. The door remains open once more. We can hear someone walk in but we are unable to see him. Suddenly, we pan down closer to the ground to see a man that resembles Sean Mason. He is bouncing around, holding the coffee, spilling bits of it everywhere.|-

Mini Sean Mason: Mini Sean! Mini Sean!

Kasey: ...You freak me out.

Lexus Malone: Are you sugar high or just having a seizure?

-| Jimmy seems at a loss for words.|-

Jimmy Stryker: I... I... Fuck it, next.

-|Mini Sean Mason bounces back out the door, gleefully. He pops his head back in for a moment to show a huge grin. He then bounces away once more. Suddenly, in through the door comes a Hobo Johnny. Johnny pushes his cart in through the door. He looks at the chicken on the ground. He grabs a drumstick and takes a bite out of it. He smiles, exposing rotting teeth. The pannel looks disgusted.|-

Kasey: You do know that you will be working for free, right? We refuse to pay in drugs or alcohol.

-|Hobo Johnny frowns.|-

Lexus Malone: We have too many nice things for you to steal....

Jimmy Stryker: If I gave you a ham sandwich, would you just go away?

-|Hobo Johnny grins from ear to ear and nods his head frantically. Lexusi shakes her head and sighs.|-

Lexus Malone: NEXT!

-|Hobo Johnny begins to exit, bumping his cart into every wall as he attempts to leave. He finally leaves through the door as another... Let's say... "smaller" man steps through. It's former child star Gary Coleman! All three smile at the little black man.|-

Kasey: Awww, what a cute little kid.

-| Kasey reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tootsie roll pop. He reaches over the table and towards Gary Coleman moves closer to Kasey.|-

Kasey: Want a lollipo--

-|Gary coleman opens his mouth and then takes a HUGE bite out of Kasey's hand. Blood spurts as Kasey grabs his hand in pain.|-

Kasey: OW! WHAT THE FUCK?! THIS LITTLE NIGGER JUST BIT ME!

Lexus Malone Have you had all of your shots little boy? Last time I checked, welfare covered bastard children....

-| Gary Coleman glares and gives Lexus the bird.|-

Lexus Malone: Hey wait... Sticking your middle finger up won't get you anywhere...

-| Jimmy looks almost terrified.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Wow. People come in all shapes and sizes these days.... Um...

-| Jimmy looks at Kasey's bleeding hand and gulps.|-

Jimmy Stryker:: Some with razor sharp teeth.

Gary Coleman: NEVER SAY "YAY" TO Coleman!!!

Jimmy, Lexus, and Kasey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

-| Gary Coleman leaps onto the table like something out of "The Matrix". He goes to bite Jimmy's face but the four security guards rush him and pull him off. Gary Coleman bites one security guard's ear off, spitting it off to the side. He kicks another in the face, also like something out of "The Matrix". The final two security guards pin him to the ground. Another security guard, from outside of the room, rushes in carrying a pet crate, as you would see with dogs when you take them on airplanes. He opens the crate and they throw Gary Coleman in. Gary Coleman begins biting the metal door to the crate as he is carried out of the room, screaming.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Wow.

-|Suddenly, yet another familiar man walks in. This time, it's someone that you would never expect.... "The Sweetness", Brandi James' ex boyfriend Sean Lane. Sean walks in with a white substance hanging from his bottom lip. The two injured security guards exit as two new ones come in. Sean smiles and looks at the pannel.|-

Jimmy Stryker: ....

Lexus Malone ....

Kasey: ....

Sean Lane: ....

-| Lexus shakes her head, and suddenly snaps her fingers. Security pounces on Sean. They slam his head into the wall numerous times, which seems uncalled for as he wasn't even struggling. They open the door to the hallway and throw Sean out.They walk back in as the Jimmy and Lexus nod at them and smirk.|-

Jimmy Stryker: So who is next....?

-|The door opens slightly as a person peeks in.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Oh god...

-|Suddenly, the door opens completely. In walks former owner, Michael Pettis. He is wearing a pink dildo necklace. He has a chain in his hand that goes outside the door. He tugs on the chain and in walks a little boy, that can't be older than twelve, on a leash.|-

Jimmy Stryker: Who do you think you are? Adonis?

-| Lexus snaps her fingers again. The four security guards rush over to Pettis but before they reach him, he jumps and then scampers out of the room in true homosexual fashion, dragging the little boy with him. All three Walsh's sigh and shake their heads.|-

Jimmy Stryker: This isn't turning out as expected.

Lexus Malone: Next?

[ Just then Kasey's cell phone begins to go off. He looks down and see's the number. It's his boss Brandi James calling. He looks at Jimmy. ]

Kasey: Jimmy, I have to take this. It's Brandi.

Jimmy Stryker: Eh, fuck Brandi. You're here to help me find a damn lackey.

[ Kasey shrugs and hits the ignore button. We now flash to Brandi James who is on her way to her hotel near the arena for the show with her boyfriend Rick Young. Brandi is looking at her cell phone almost in shock that Kasey's phone went to voice mail. Brandi hits her end call. She smirks, as Rick takes his eyes off the road to look at her. ]

Rick Young: Something wrong baby?

[ Brandi frowns looking at her cell phone. ]

Brandi James; Kasey, let his phone go to voice mail. He said he would be at Stryker's lackey auditions with Lexus and ofcourse Jimmy...but...

{ Rick huffs and takes the phone from Brandi. ]

Rick Young: Really? Gimme that...

[ He looks at the phone and hits re-dial. Again the phone goes to voicemail. ]

Rick Young: Kasey, You fucking tool ! This is Rick.....You mother fucker answer your damn phone, when I'm calling. When you hear this message, you better drop what you're doing, and be at the arena...just wait for us...Don't take a piss unless you call me, to ask me if it's ok.......hurry go...now...Your our assistant...Not fucking Jimmy's....You little shit..Now... Run...faster..

[ Rick hangs up, and casualy hands Brandi the phone. Brandi looks at Rick for a moment. ]

Rick Young: What?

Brandi James: I can't believe the way you just talked to Kasey.

[ Rick stops at a red light, and takes a deep breath. He goes to speak but Brandi interrupts him. ]

Brandi James: I think...

[ She puts her hand on his chest, and leans over kissing his neck. ]

Brandi James: That was sooooooo...sexy..

Rick Young: Yeah?

Brandi James: Yeah...definately...

Rick Young: Well, watch and learn, baby. You haven't even seen just how sexy, I can be.

[ Rick chuckles a bit, as the light turns green. Brandi looks at him, and softly bites her bottom lip. She slides her hand down Rick's chest, to un-do his belt buckle. Rick looks down, as he watches Brandi kiss her way down his chest, to his lap. ]

Rick Young: Brandi,....I....I'm...ummmmm...driving...

[ He looks down again. ]

Rick Young: Fuck...I have to pull over...

[ The scene jumps back to Jimmy Stryker's lackey tryouts. Kasey is seen standing up, and listening to his cell phone messages. All the sudden his face turns totaly white. He looks at Jimmy. ]

Kasey: Jimmy, I have to go...

Jimmy Stryker: Why?

Kasey: Rick...he's pissed off at me. I gotta go wait for them.

Jimmy Stryker: What the fuck about my lackey?

[ Kasey runs starts to run out the room, and yells back to Jimmy.]

Kasey: Good luck with that man...

[ Jimmy kicks a near by chair, and slams his hand on the table. As the scene fades out. ]

Match Talk

Adonis.....What a fucking genius you are with your dam paddle on the pole match. You'll do anything to get near my ass...wont' you fucking fairy.

NEWS FLASH ! My ass is exit only pal ! I'm not going to even allow you to get near that pole, never mind my ass.

You vs. Me= You're going to lose...

Why...bitch because I said so..it's as simple as that.

Being a fag is a sin....You digust me, You're parents should be ashamed of you.

Hell, I'm ashamed of you for them. Infact it wouldn't shock me, if they were so ashamed of you they killed themselves. Do us a favor.

Kill yourself...The world won't miss you...one less fairy wearing pink..

Fuck It...I'll just beat the shit out of you... You're not worth it !