[ Being in a relationship is much harder than most may think. Sure you may never have to worry about what bitch your fuckin’ for the night but when you think back on it if that was the only decision you had to make for the night it’s a lot easier than having to deal with boyfriend, girlfriend bullshit. You dudes know what I mean about that shit like lunch with daddy. Or she comes home from shopping and pulls this ugly ass shirt from the gap or Abercrombie then walks over to you holding it up to you talking about “oh Jimmy I knew it would look great on you.” And all you can do is fake your best fake smile and try to muster up the words thank you baby. Why do we say thank you for ugly shirts we don’t want to wear? Trust me it’s not for the shirt, it’s for the pussy later on. That’s how weak we are men and women know it. They know they have this sexual kryptonite over us. Hey even super man had his weakness. That is the exact reason why I here right now sitting across from Mr. James next to Rhiannon. Not like, I had much of a choice in the matter it was this or Dirty Dancing. And not the kind that leads to hitting the sheets hard either! No fellas the movie that we all wish was never made, yep…Jesus Christ just pass the fuckn’ bread and fetch me damn beer.]

Mr. James: “So jimmy do you think that you’re ready for Monday?”

Jimmy Stryker :”Is Rick Young the product of many fine years of in breeders?”

[ Mr. James laughed which it’s always good to make your boss lighten up. Not to mention remind him we are both in the “I hate Rick Young” Fan club. Then again who’s really not a member of that club…] Mr. James: ”I think we both know the answer to that one.”

Jimmy Stryker :”Indeed we do..”

Rhiannon James: ”Don’t you guys think you’re being a bit unfair?”

[ The both of us looked at her as if she were crazy. ]

Mr. James:”Sweetheart…this is quiet time. Daddy and Jimmy are talking business and valets are to be seen for the hottest they are…no one really wants to hear them speak.”

Rhiannon James:”That’s disgusting daddy….All I’m saying is that maybe you two are being hard on Rick.”

[ Rhiannon is hot that’s a fact but hell when Mr. James is right he’s right. With that statement alone, it made me want to back him for anything he was planning. Mr. James is definitely a man’s man, and that’s something I can admire.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Honey he’s just telling the truth. It’s not like men tune in to hear your political views.”

[ Ever hear the expression if looks could kill? Well if they could, I would have dead on the spot. Although it appeared, I did have the support of Mr. James. ]

Rhiannon James:”Shut up Jimmy…”

[ I had to play it cool and dig myself out of this hole I got myself into. Slowly I reached for Rhiannon’s hand and held it. ]

Jimmy Stryker:”Baby, I know what a intelligent, beautiful ,sexy woman I have. Rhiannon, all I am saying is women like you intimidate men who aren’t comfortable with themselves. It’s that simple cutie.”

[ For that Mr. Jams nodded his head as if to say good job. Rhiannon leaned over and kissed my cheek.]

Rhiannon James:”At least I know my man isn’t one of those men.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Yeah…you bet..”

[ I rolled my eyes without her noticing. Hell, she would be shocked to know that half the time I put her on mute in my head. I can see her lips moving but I can’t hear her voice. It’s a trick I master along time ago when I was fuckin’ the is bitch who was on the debate team. Sure she was smart but I could give a rats ass what she said, but you can only say shut up and wrap your lips around my cock so many times before they realize that you actually mean it. Still situation one avoided…]

Mr. James:”Jimmy, I’m counting on you kid to take the belts from Chris and Ryan.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Sir, I’ll do my best…I can’t speak for rumbler but I know that I want more from AWA.”

Mr. James:”That’s always good to see someone that is motivated.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Oh I’m motivated alright. Motive enough to want to make sure Rick looses that damn belt. What a fuckin’ joke he is.”

Mr. James:” I agree but I take responsibility for that as well. Had I not interfered in the match Alex would still have his belt. “

Jimmy Stryker:”It takes a big man to admit when he’s wrong Mr. James. “

Mr. James:” Yes it does Jimmy. I’m not wrong often but when I am, I’m man enough to admit it.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Good to know…by the way the money in the bank idea was brilliant. Was that really Brandi’s doing?”

[ Sitting back in his chair a bit Mr. James folded his arms.]

Mr James:”No…”

[ See I told you the man is a genius. We both laughed a bit as Rhiannon just sat quietly and sipped her water.]

Mr. James:”Actually, it was but it wasn’t. I was speaking to Brandi about what we should do to interest viewers more. And she suggest to give a cash prize at the end of a tournament to the winner along with a contract stating they could have a World title shot at their own choosing. “

Jimmy Stryker:”That’s smart.”

Mr. James:” Brandi’s always been smart. Even if she doesn’t always make the right choice. Still I figured if Rick thought she suggested it for Alex it would drive a bit of a wedge in them. So when I came out to apologize to Alex, I just mainly tweaked her idea a bit. Hey it’s not like I didn’t give her the credit for it am I right?”

Jimmy Stryker:”Yes, Yes you are Mr. James.”

Rhiannon James:”Gee, and you the both of you thought you wouldn’t get along. Who knew? Give you both a common enemy and watch the chemistry unfold.”

Mr. James:”Rhiannon, I’ve always said Jimmy’s not a bad guy. Just a bit misunderstood. “

Jimmy Stryker:”Exactly…to know me is to love me.”

Rhiannon James:”Sometimes…”

Jimmy Stryker;” You know that you love me baby..”

[ Rhiannon just shook her head and smiled. ]

Rhiannon James:”Whatever Jimmy…”

Jimmy Stryker:”Mr. James you have my guarantee that Rumbler and I will make short work of the shooting stars.”

Mr. James:”Well, I think that maybe I can give you a bit more than that jimmy.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Oh? How so?”

Mr. James:”Let’s just say…It’s in the bag.”

[ He confidently said with a nod as he sipped his drink.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Are we talking about a dirty paid ref?”

Mr. James:”Let’s just say for now the less you know the better and leave it at that.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Hey, I’m cool with that.”

{ I just sat back smiling. before I knew it Rhiannon whacked me in the back of the head and stood up leaning on the table yelling at her dad.]

Rhiannon James:”You two better play fair! Daddy that’s not right!”

[ Then she looked at me with a glare.]

Rhiannon James:”Jimmy if you go along with it….I’ll never speak.”

Mr. James:”Pumpkin…be reasonable.”

Rhiannon James:”Oh so I’m pumpkin now? I thought only Brandi was pumpkin to you…oh wait it’s cuz she’s sleeping with Rick…she’s fallen from grace right?”

Mr. James:”Be serious, Rhiannon. I love all my children…not just Brandi. “

Rhiannon James:”Yeah dad, I think Alexandria and Cameron would have some feelings on that as well.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Baby…I’m going to win. Chill…it’s just nice to have a bit of insurance .

Rhiannon James:”Insurance? Right…look at where Alex is now thanks to my dad’s form of insurance”

[ Was she kidding? It’s not like this good man did it on purpose..]

Jimmy Stryker:”Right…like being Mr. Money in the Bank is such a bad thing…I think I’ll take that chance. “

<.b>Mr. James:”Indeed…Actually Alex has more power than anyone at the moment. Being able to spring his chance for a title shot on the World Champion whenever he wants at anytime….”

Jimmy Stryker:”Exactly, I’ll take that brand of insurance any day..”

Mr. James:”Here, here…”

Rhiannon James:”I’ll be back, you two make me sick.”

[ We just shrugged as Rhiannon walked towards the bathroom as the scene fades.]

THE MATCH TALK:

My chance has arrived and the time is now. Chris, Ryan why do you continue this pathetic attempt at trying to fool people into believing you are a success? Oh, that is right what the fans think actually mean something to you. That’s such a God damn laugh really it is. The same fans that you seek approval of will be the first to chant washed up when I’m handed half the tag team titles.

See I’ve never needed the approval of anyone. The fans, my parents right down to my woman. I do as I want, always have always will. It’s really liberating you should try it. Do what you want when you want without feeling guilty for your actions. It makes you a stronger person than you can ever know.

But instead the two of you cling to each other for support and approval. Hell, it’s no secret that Rumbler and I don’t like each other. And you know what it doesn’t matter because as long as we win and keep winning in the ring we don’t have to like each other outside of it and be friends. I don’t give a shit what he does outside of winning matches with me. He can cheat on his bitch; he can blow the dude in the back for all I care.

Winning is the only thing that is important. Having friends just makes it hard. Then you have worry about when they will turn on you later…don’t believe me? Explain Rick to me then boys? Did you ever think that your happy little crew you be torn apart by a woman? Sure, it’s not like Brandi James is just any woman. She is the crème de la crème. But did you ever think that Rick would leave your precious Tiffany for her. Cheating is one thing he’s always done that and the low self-esteem bitch took his loser ass back every time. Not this though, this time he shocked all of you and asked for a divorce then married Brandi…classic…just classic…

Friends? Who really needs them? Certainly not me, at least not to win the tag titles.. Good luck chumps you are going to need it.