Jimmy StrykerRhiannon James

[ Women can't live with them can't live without them. Alright so we could live without them but masterbation just isn't the same as a great lay but that should go without saying. Still what is my point? Oh right how women can be stubborn and only want you to do what they want. Take Rhiannon for example sure she's beautiful..maybe not as hot as her sister but beautiful none the less. Take it from me though they are very similar. How so? One word Power! Brandi's get all hot over it and Rhiannon is not any differnt. After Soul Survivor she told me that she didn't want to speak to me after the way I behaved and didn't give my all. Infact she even wanted me to call Rumbler and tell him I'm sorry..Can you imagine that shit! Me! Call the guy who has a man crush on me and say I'm sorry...Who ever said women aren't insane hasn't been involved with one.

Today though lucky for me Rhiannon has agreed to meet with me. She didn't want to go out and have lunch instead she said that she would come over we would talk and then see about getting something to eat. I think she just has no faith in me what so ever. I know the drill you say your sorry..tell them that you will do anything they want then next thing you know fuckin' legs across your shoulders man...that's what the fuck I'm talking about..no joke. I couldn't help but watch the clock none stop. I guess not having her around the last little while has effected me more than I want to admit to myself. Finally after making me wait an extra 15 mins she finally arrives. Dam she looked hot too in a sexy pale yellow dress, ok...get a hold of yourself there jimmy. I opened the door and looked her over undressing her with my eyes, then sofly said. ]

Jimmy Stryker: "Hello baby...You look beautiful.."

[ She smiled as I hugged her.]

Rhiannon James:"Thank You Jimmy..."

Jimmy Stryker:"Please come in.."

Rhiannon James:"Well aren't you being oh so polite."

Jimmy Stryker:"Yeah, I guess but I didn't think you'd really appreciate me saying..baby you look so sexy let's get buck naked and fuck."

[ Rhiannon laughed as she entered my home and made her way into the living room to my comfortable sofa.]

Rhiannon James:"It would have gotten my attention that's for sure."

Jimmy Stryker: "What I dont' have your attention?"

Rhiannon James:"OH you do...come here..."

[ She smiled then patted the seat next to her. Like any male that wants some action I did just as I was told and sat next to her.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Are you ready to forgive me yet?"

Rhiannon James:"That depends."

Jimmy Stryker:"On what?"

Rhiannon James:"It depends if you called Rumbler to tell him that you want to be his tag partner and that your sorry."

[ I couldn't help but squirm at the thought of saying sorry to him. I cracked my neck then looked at her...she's so lucky she's pretty.]

Jimmy Stryker:Baby I don't want to say sorry to him. Hell we were never a real tag team. Christ sakes we don't even have a name."

Rhiannon James:"Jimmy, it's about titles in this business even I know that. Sure you may share the tag titles but you can only move up from there. I don't care if you call yourself "The Asshole and The Rumbler." you will call him and tell that you'd like to have another shot taking down the Shooting stars...am I clear?"

Jimmy Stryker:"Rhiannon, I don't want to use the favor your father owes me on that..I was saving it."

Rhiannon James:"For what? to torture Rick? Jimmy, it's going to be a bit before you can get your shot at him. This is what you have to do for now. A title..any title commands more money. It allows you to more say in what goes on...It gives you more of a voice..No one cares about you unless they know your name..."

[ Know your name..was this bitch for real? Jesus everyone knows my fuckin' name. They know the revolution will be televised. They know the name Jimmy Stryker. Just then she snapped her fingers breaking me from my thought.]

Rhiannon James: "You will call Rumbler first and ask him if he will accept your apology and be your tag partner and you will do it nicely..Now on the off chance he says yes then you will call my father and have him book you and rumbler against The shooting stars..Am I clear?"

[ Was this bitch serious? Actually this is sort of a turn on. Fuck does that mean that I'm whipped? All I knew was she looked hot and I wanted to get laid. Before I knew it I was nodding my head and foreign words were spilling from my mouth.]

Jimmy Stryker:"Yes dear...you're absolutely right. I'll call rumbler then your dad as you want."

[ Say it with me fellas.."whipped"..the whip just fuckin' cracked. I cuddled up to her and started to kiss her neck as I felt my way up her thighs and then her dress.]

Jimmy Stryker:"But baby, I've missed you so much...can't I do it later. You know call rumbler when I'm in a better mood after some good lovin' from my girl."

Rhiannon James:"Alright..."

[ She looked at me then passionately kissed me.]

Rhiannon James:"You're lucky that your cute...you know that right?"

Jimmy Stryker:"I know..."

Rhiannon James:"Ofcourse you do..."

[ I smiled and layed her down not once taking my lips off of any part of her as we fade to black.]

Slinging the shit:

Simon Sensation:Dude I'll honor you by taking about your first. Looks like you get the honor of sharing the main event with me this week. You really should count your blessing for that or should you? See while your sitting pretty with your title shot against Rick at the next PPV..Seth and I have shit to prove. We have put everything into this match to make upper management realize that the future of this company is with one of us. You ofcourse think you shine about the both of us....You don't. Sure you may have won your title shot but I'm sure you didn't doubt that you would. What does all this mean Simon? In so many words don't let your guard down buddy. My goal is to make you look silly which shouldn't be too hard, you do a fine job of that all on your own, so it shouldn't be too hard. Round two..goes down at Adrenaline Simon and I can't wait..

Seth Thomas:Oh great your back again...You mean you couldn't do us all a favor and stay away and just let that hot ass wife of yours return. I mean she is the thomas the rest of us would rather see. What number return does this make now Seth...3 or 4? Shit it doesn't matter you'll probably be gone next week any how. That's how shit goes with you. You come back get everyone in management all wet,excited and foaming at the mouth the great Seth Thomas has returned and what do they do? They stick your silly ass in a main event. They push you and give you nearly anything you want. They do everything short of tossing hookers into your bedroom. How do you repay them? With a peace I'm out...Geez guys, you know I don't think I can do that right now..Seth do all of us a favor..If your not in this for a respectable run..then don't bother to show up Monday night.

Believe it or not man..but AWA doesn't need you. No matter what those jack offs in management. They can feed you all the bullshit that you want to hear..how much the fans miss you, how your leader shit in the locker room is needed but if you don't stick around long enough then how does that help AWA? It doesn't....It only makes you look like the punk you are. Seth...it's really sad..You have the talent but lack the heart. At the rate your going you'll never be AWA Champion...what am I worried about..you won't stick around long enough for us to find out if that's true anyway..oh piss off...

I'll see both of you clowns monday...