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[ The words "THE REVOLUTION ISTELEVISED!" appear on the screen in bold red lettering. As they fade out we see a plush new stage settting in an un-disclosed location where Jimmy Stryker dressed in a pair of faded blue jeans and a black tank top is standing with his assistant Kasey who's wearing a jump suit that reads "STAFF" on the back. Kasey hands Jimmy his itinerary. Jimmy some what glances at it then folds it up and sticks it in his back pocket. ]

Kasey: "Um...don't you want to read that Jimmy?"

[ Jimmy smirks ]

Jimmy Stryker: " What the fuck for?"

Kasey: "Gee, I don't know...maybe so you know what you're going to be doing for the next few days."

[ pausing for a moment Jimmy taps Kasey on the right side of his face.]

Jimmy Stryker: "If I have to read this then why do you have a job?"

Kasey: "Well, I just thought..."

[ Jimmy interrupts Kasey.]

Jimmy Stryker: "et, et,....How many times must I tell you? Dude, I don't pay you to think...I pay you to do as I command."

Kasey: "I know but what if I'm not around and you need a question answered about a guest, or connection flight or something?"

Jimmy Stryker: "If you're not around when I need something that means you're not doing your job like you should be."

Kasey: "What if I'm sleeping?"

[ Jimmy lets out a loud chuckle.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Ha! Sleep is for the weak..You know that..."

[ Kasey sighs ]

Kasey: "Right Jimmy..."

Jimmy Stryker: "Awesome, now you're seeing shit the right way...MY Way..So what's on tap for the show today?"

[ Kasey takes a little black note pad out of his front pocket and flips through it.]

Kasey: "We were thinking about another fan mail seg-way for the show."

[ Putting his hand over his mouth Jimmy yawns.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Nah, not really in the mood for that tonight.."

[ Having the first idea shot down Kasey continues to flip.]

Kasey: "Hey, Jimmy, I meant to ask you...What do you think about the new set?"

[ Jimmy takes a quick scan around.]

Jimmy Stryker: "eh, It's ok..."

Kasey: "Oh? I thought it was pretty swanky."

[ Jimmy shrugs. Kasey stops flipping through his note pad and looks up at Jimmy.]

Kasey: "What else could we possibly have?"

[ without hestitation Jimmy gives a few suggestions.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Make the set more pimped out..Maybe some plush zebra covered couches...a blow up doll in a cheerleaders uniform in the corner."

[ Kasey raises his eyebrow.]

Kasey: " A blow up doll in a cheerleader's uniform?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Sure for shits and giggles...You know just a little bit of awkward eye candy for the guests."

Kasey: "Ummm...ok..."

Jimmy Stryker: "Look, I'm the Contitenal Champion now...I'm allowed to be an eccentric pampered star. So get me the dam doll."

Kasey: "ah, ok...geez I'm almost afraid to ask if there should be anything else."

Jimmy Stryker: "Actually there is.."

Kasey: "I'm almost afraid to ask."

[ Jimmy nods and smiles.]

Jimmy Stryker: "C'mon..it's just a few party gifts for future guests."

[ Kasey exhales a deep breath in relief.]

Kasey: "whewwww....cool...shoot boss!"

Jimmy Stryker: "Make sure I have a candy dish.."

Kasey: "That's cool Jimmy...no problem."

Jimmy Stryker: "whoa, whoa, whoa...I'm not done yet."

Kasey: "Oh, I didn't think so..ofcourse I was going to ask you what sort of candy you wanted to fill it with.."

Jimmy Stryker: "I want it filled with lollipops...."

Kasey: "ok...blow pops or tootsie?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Neither meat head!"

[ Jimmy slaps Kasey upside the head. Kasey blankly looks at Jimmy.]

Kasey: "Dum, Dums?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Will you just shut up and fuckin' listen.."

[ Kasey pauses then flips to a blank page to write.]

Kasey: "What then?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Go to that kinky cake store...I think it's cakes a poppin'..."

Kasey: "Is that the place where you get the cakes girls can jump out of?"

Jimmy Stryker: "That's the place.."

Kasey: "You want a life size cake for a naked chick?"

Jimmy Stryker: "What the fuck! You have the attention span of an ant...No, they have lollip pops...you know the tits and penis pops. That's what I want to fill the candy dish with."

Kasey: "Are you kidding?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Do I look like I am?"

[ Kasey tightens his lips and doesn't say another word. He jots down Jimmy's request and then looks through his note pad. From behind Jimmy enters Rhiannon James the soon to be Mrs. Stryker. She puts her arms around Jimmy's waist from behind and kisses his cheek.]

Rhiannon James: "Hey baby.."

[ Jimmy touches her hand and looks at Kasey smirking.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Ssssshhh not here babe, my girl may come and catch us."

[ Rhiannon steps to the side then stands infront of Jimmy. She playfully hits his shoulder.]

Rhiannon James: "That's not funny!"

Jimmy Stryker: "Oh it's you!"

[ Jimmy says as he chuckles. Rhiannon frowns and puts her hands on her hips.]

Rhiannon James: "Yes it's me...who else would it be?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Chill baby, I'm messin' with ya.."

Rhiannon James: "I know, it's hard for me sometimes to know when you're joking around still..So are you ready to go?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Ready to go where?"

Rhiannon James: "To pick out the flowers and cake for the wedding."

Jimmy Stryker: "I'm not going with you for that shit. "

Rhiannon James: "It's your wedding too Jimmy. Besides it's written down.."

Jimmy Stryker: "Bullshit it is.."

[ Kasey clears his throat and interrupts.]

Kasey: "She's right Jimmy..it's in your schedule that I handed you."

Jimmy Stryker: "The fuck it is.."

[ Jimmy pulls the paper given to him by Kasey from his back pocket and scan it. He notices it indeed says "wedding planning with future wife." Jimmy shifts his eyes between the two and then folds up the paper. He sticks it into his back pocket then looks at Rhiannon. Softly he runs his index finger down the right side of her face.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Hunny, weddings are a chick thing. I'm not going to be any good at this. Infact I'll just be in the way and bored. Why don't you call up your mom and have her go with you? You know the two of you can make a day of it."

[ Rhiannon sighs a bit disappointed.]

Rhiannon James: "I guess...I was really hoping we'd go together."

[ Jimmy pauses for a moment then hugs Rhiannon.]

Jimmy Stryker: "That's cute baby, but I can't. Hunny, I know you'll plan a beautiful wedding but daddy has lots of work to do and I'm afraid the wedding plans will have to do without me."

[ A bit disappointed Rhiannon sighs and mutters under her breath.]

Rhiannon James: "Fine, even though Rick helped plan his wedding."

[ Jimmy gets a bit of an angry look on his face.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Excuse me love? Come again?"

Rhiannon James: "I said it's fine, even though Rick helped plan his wedding to my sister."

[ Not being able to hold it in Jimmy let's out a side splitting laugh.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Are you referring to the shotgun wedding? You know the one where He planned all on his own? Cuz hunny Rick was the only one that planned that..Hell Brandi could barely get I the words "I DO"...Infact she studdard and said...Umm...sure I will...some shit like that."

Rhiannon James: "What Rick did was romantic Jimmy."

Jimmy Stryker: "No what Rick did was the act of a desperate man clinging on to a woman who's in love with someone else..."

Rhiannon James: "Must you be a jerk all your life? How can you not see what Rick did for Brandi was romantic?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Well, if having your ex-wife pick out your new wife's wedding dress and suggest she be your new wife's maid of honor, then have the guy that's trying to slip his cock into your ex wife be your best man, plus as a wedding gift build a home in a town in the sticks that your new wife hates and never has any intentions of going to is romantic...then...color me impressed."

[ Rhiannon rolls her eyes as Jimmy looks shakes his head.]

Rhiannon James: "I swear Jimmy, you can't ever see the good in anything."

Jimmy Stryker: "Babe show me some good in what I just said?"

Rhiannon James: "Nevermind...You know what I think I will call my mom and have her help me instead."

Jimmy Stryker: "Finally you're making some kind of sense here.."

[ Leaning forward Jimmy gives Rhiannon a peck on the cheek.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Now why don't you take off and get started, I have some business to take care of and a match with a well, I don't know what we're calling Callisto now a days really...but I have that to prepare for.."

Rhiannon James: "ok, I'll see you later on at home. I'm going to make turkey for dinner tonight."

Jimmy Stryker: "Mmmmm sounds tasty.."

Rhiannon James: "Good...well see you later..."

[ Rhiannon kisses Jimmy then walks away. As she turns around Jimmy smacks her ass and winks at her.]

Rhiannon James: "Hey, Jimmy.."

Jimmy Stryker: "See you later muffin.."

Rhiannon James: "Don't be too long dinner will be ready at 7 sharp."

Jimmy Stryker: "Ah, no worries puddin' my feet will have wings."

[ Jimmy blows Rhiannon a kiss as she exist. Once she's gone from view Jimmy rolls his eyes and flicks Kasey's nose.]

Jimmy Stryker: "You stupid shit! Never fuckin' schedule me for wedding planning with her!"

Kasey: "Sure, but I just figured you'd want to tag along to make sure she's not doing anything too well...you know...girly or whatever.."

[ A bit digustted Jimmy walks near the prop table.]

Jimmy Stryker: "I don't give a shit what she with the wedding. It's not like I'm going to show up anyway."

Kasey: "What? Jimmy you did ask her to marry you?"

[ Jimmy nods and then leans against the table.]

Jimmy Stryker: "No kidding....Fuck, I should get an award for actor of the year."

Kasey: "So you don't love Rhiannon?"

Jimmy Stryker: "You know the problem with the word love is it gets tossed around too often. I like the girl, she does her best to try to make me happy, but it can never be."

Kasey: "Because of Brandi?"

Jimmy Stryker: "It's not really even about Brandi."

[ Kasey looks a bit lost as Jimmy holds up a video on the prop table.]

Jimmy Stryker: "This right here is my ticket to Rick."

Kasey:"A video?"

Jimmy Stryker: "It's not just a video pencil neck...It's the video.."

Kasey: "I thought ..."

[ Before Kasey and utter another word Jimmy slaps him across the face.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Sssssshhhh, not so loud shit head! I can't let anyone know just yet..besides it will be focus of the show."

Kasey: "Do you have any idea how pissed Rick is going to be? I mean the man is insane, He looks at Brandi as if she's an angel not capable of any wrong doings."

[ Jimmy chuckles.]

Jimmy Stryker: "They do say love is blind, and in Rick Young's case it's also stupid. I'm tellin' ya Kase, that woman found a real sucker this time. Brandi could be like..Rick I'm bored stand infront of that bus and let it hit you. And knowing him the stupid fuck would."

[ Kasey agrees with Jimmy and smiles.]

Kasey: "True, I've seen it first hand when I worked for Brandi....Almost sad that he thinks that kid is his."

Jimmy Stryker: "Seriously, I don't know how he thinks that considering the way Brandi is over Josh. Cody Carson didn't finish the job he started. And what a stupid cock he was to think that Brandi would want him instead of an actual man with talent."

[ Jimmy clears his throat and does his Carson impression.]

Jimmy Stryker: "I've been in love with Brandi James, since I was the slave of Shawn Walsh. She's the woman of my dreams and I wanted to love her for ever and ever."

[ Jimmy gags, then rolls his eyes. As Kasey laughs.]

Kasey: "That's Cody for sure. What made him think she'd want him, I'll never know."

Jimmy Stryker: "No shit, especially when Walsh made him look stupid on a daily basis. Cody never had a shot at Brandi ever! But this tape here that Hunter Davis gave me before the IRS arrested him will atleast get me a shot at Rick, and if that fails then you know, I don't think I can focus on making Rhiannon completely happy unless I get a World title shot."

Kasey: "You asked her to marry you so you can get yourself into a match against Rick?"

[ Jimmy shrugs]

Jimmy Stryker: "Jelous you didn't think of it first?"

Kasey: "It's just a bit cold Jimmy. Rhiannon never did anything to you but ..."

[ Kasey closes his eyes, then shakes his head taking a deep breath. He then looks at Jimmy.]

Kasey: "She pulled some strings with her dad to get you a tag title shot with Rumbler as your partner, then you turned on him earning yourself the Chaos title, and now the Conential title...Jesus Jimmy..."

Jimmy Stryker: "Yep and the whole time I'm getting laid to boot. How brilliant is that?"

Kasey: "If Mr. James finds out he'll kill you."

Jimmy Stryker: "Please, that old bastard is so busy trying to invent new ways of getting Rick to divorce Brandi, he's not even aware of the bullshit I'm doing. Which is nice for me, hell, I may even have to send Rick a fruit basket for that...but for now this pitty tape will have to do."

Kasey: "I wouldn't call it a pitty tape."

Jimmy Stryker: "You don't I do...You think that Brandi didn't know what she was doing when she sperated Tiffany and Rick? That woman always has a master plan...As do I.."

Kasey: "And the tape after the business or pleasure match of Rick and Brandi is your plan.."

Jimmy Stryker: "A small part...C'mon we have lots of work to do."

Kasey: "Where are you going?"

Jimmy Stryker: "Let me worry about the details...You just do as you're told..."

Kasey: "And the taping?"

Jimmy Stryker: "When we come back. First I have to go pretend to be a happy engaged man..."

Kasey: "I still don't agree with this Jimmy."

Jimmy Stryker: "Lucky for you, you don't have to..But if you're really so broken up about me ditching Rhiannon at the alter..then you can marry the bitch."

Kasey: "Poor, Rhiannon."

[ Jimmy turns to look at Kasey, he shoves his shoulder and points.]

Jimmy Stryker: "Kase, If you don't have the stomach for this then fuckin' leave now so I can find someone who does. I'm not going to surround myself with pussies..Now grow a set of balls or join a damn knitting class.."

[ Jimmy glares at Kasey, who shifts his eyes then nods.]

Kasey: "Yes, boss...lead the way."

Jimmy Stryker: "Good choice, now let's get started!"

[ Kasey runs his hand through his hair then opens the door for he and Jimmy to leave as the scene fades.]

[ Jimmy Stryker Vs. Callisto.]

Why Me? Can anyone answer me that?

First I had to deal with the teenage mother last week, and this week..Callisto..The so called "Goddess" or wait is she a vampire now?

Fuck, just when we got rid of trinity here comes yet another blood sucker?

Is that what you are now Callisto? Do you even know? Maybe perhaps a therapist is in order. First you believe that you're a real live "Goddess" but yet you never really showed you're Goddess like powers...oh let me guess you were saving the pulling a rabbit out of your ass trick for a seductive tool with Mike Young. That must be it, Because I've seen no evidence that there is anything at all special about you. Well maybe that super sized porn star rack of yours but that's about it..Not that every slut in Hollywood doesn't have that going for them.

So you think I'm cocky? Gee...color me insulted. Was that the best thing that you could do was to state the fuckin' obvious? Ofcourse I'm cocky bitch. I have the boss's daughter sucking and fucking me every night. I'm in like flynn with the James family! Just exactly who back you up? The dude that chose you as his tag partner cuz he wanted a quick piece of ass...I wouldn't count on him running to your aid anytime soon.

Maybe just maybe the so called blood sucker you had relations with will save your ass when I'm putting the finishing touches on it. Then again he has other whores to recruit so I wouldn't place my money on him ither...Seems to me that you're alone. No true love, No real "Goddess" status, and now you think you're an angry vampire? Did I miss something here?

Nope, it's just yet another pathetic cry for attention. I'm Callisto...No one cared about me when I tried to tell everyone I was a living breathing Goddess.. Maybe they'll care if I say I'm angry at the world if I call myself a creature of the night.

Callisto, AWA has been there and done that..Her name was trinty, She just didn't suck blood or cry tears of blood she blew hard. I speak from experience on that. But I digres.

You think that you're little gimmick scares me? Ooooh...wait...I'm thinking about it...Hmmmm, trying to feel the shriver of fear...Ha, ha, ha,...oh am I not suppose to be laughing at you? Guess you're shitty idea back fired like so many others have..."when in doubt vampire out!"

Too bad for you it's something many have tried before, it didn't work for them and it doesn't work for you. A word to the wise. Look at who you are, and then re-vamp...no pun intended. Wait, you probably have looked at who you are. No fuckin' wonder, you went this route. I would want to be someone else if I were you too.

Callisto...I'm too much for you to handle, you can be angry at who ever you want. The world, your missing man, your mommy and daddy for not loving you, makes no differnce to me, certainly no sweat off my nuts.

Fact is your new vampire eyes,teeth or anger won't save you this week. Hell they won't save you any other week for that matter. Neither will your "Goddess" status or lack there of.

Do yourself a favor, get Mike Young, fuck him already and have a baby, that way we can safely go atleast nine months without dealing with your psycho bullshit. I have my own agenda and you're not even a blurp on my radar.

I'm the future of AWA, while you're just the novelty act passing through the door, much as the gay kid with the foot fetish that came before you, atleast he was semi entertaining though...

Whatever...

You've been out matched, Out done and out Classed...

Think I'll care when I'm done handing you, your ass? If you've answered yes, you're even more dumb then I've given you credit for.

Next time...do us all a favor...don't waste our time.