Narrator:”Ladies and Gents you have waited for this moment since Jimmy Stryker set foot in AWA. Hell you didn’t just wait for this moment you begged for it. Jimmy Stryker is pleased to give you what you have been craving….More Jimmy Stryker! Jimmy has allowed me the honor no dare I say the privilege to announce to you the view the arrival of…….”Revolution TV”. And now the founder of Revolution TV the innovator himself…Jimmy Styrker!...”

[ Jimmy steps forward through a black velvet curtain. He is dressed in a pair of black dress pants and a white button down shirt with the first two button of the shirt un done. He steps infront of microphone that is set up then speaks.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Finally the day you waited for is here! Across the great United States and in parts of Canada and Mexico women are getting wet in their panties and men are become sexually excited at the fact that I now have my own channel.”

[ Jimmy smirks as the sound of a crowd chanting “jimmy” can be heard. ]

Jimmy Stryker:”Now those tight asses in upper management at AWA can no longer shut me or my genius ideas down.! When I told you bitches that the revolution will be televised I wasn’t fucking around. I try to develop an innovative radio show and save you people from Brandi James and her Fiasco show. What happens that fag Rick threatens to kick my ass and Lexus Malone nearly has a break down.

Next I try to bring my genius to tv by bringing two lonely lesbians together. What happens? My vision is denied again. It’s almost like these AWA fuckers don’t know how to appreciate real talent. Sure I didn’t expect Lexus to understand. After all she is a woman and let’s face it. You can’t trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die. Am I right or Am I right fellas? You know Jimmy is only preaching the truth. But I was sure Maxwell would understand my vision. I mean the man is a fucking bigamist. Have all those “lady friends” Sadly enough Lexus Malone must have some superior blow job skills since whatever she wants Max gives her.”

[ Jimmy lowers his head and shakes it. He then raises it up and smiles.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Too bad for them I’m smarter than they give me credit for. The AWA has forced me to this, and I couldn’t be happier about. Because now those bitches get none of my profits from what is sure to be a successful tv show…Which will be a some what like the man show only…my show won’t be so lame. There will be no girls jumping on trampolines and if they are they won’t be doing it in bikini’s they will be topless….the only way to fly. I’m talking naked mud wrestling with penthouse pets. See a penthouse girl will do shit a playboy playmate won’t. Playmates feel they are too classy. When the truth is they are no better than a Penthouse pet. I mean to me there is no difference they both pose nude for a living. Playmates are way too uptight to wrestle in mud, jello or whipped cream. Which are all things you will see on “Revolution tv”.

Ladies have no fear I have not forgotten about you. I get many letters from females asking me how to please their men. For that reason I’m am going to have an expert on falatio here to give you ladies pointers on how to please you man. Now didn’t I tell you that my show would not just benefit men but women as well? You may send me your gifts of appreciation now.”

[ Jimmy reaches into his back pants pocket and pulls out three letters.]

Jimmy Stryker:”I have decided that for my opening I would share some of the letters I have received from some of my female viewers. So…”

[ Jimmy opens the first letter and clears his throat as he begins to read.]

Jimmy Stryker:Dear Jimmy…

I’m writing to you to ask for some of your advice. You see for the last year an I have been out of the wrestling business. I was brought back into it by a crazed former friend with a huge crush on me. From that crush he has destroyed the happiness I found while out of wrestling and has forced me into a relationship with a non talented balding man who only wants to do disgusting things to me on a nightly basis.

I’m so fed up with the lunatic that thinks he has a chance still with me and having to lay next to the man I’m with now only to end up with the hair from his head being left on my Egyptian cotton pillow cases every morning. Normally the situations I create for myself I can get out of easily. This one happens to be an exception. I’m in desperate need of your help. I’ll do anything….and I do mean anything if you help me. Signed.. Brandi James.

[ Jimmy folds up the letter and sticks it in the back. He smirks and then speaks.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Well Brandi…I have a simple answer for you. Tell Cody Carson to name his hand Brandi since that’s as close to fucking you as he’ll ever come. Buy Rick some Rogaine for Christmas and tell him when his hair starts getting thick again and he actually learns how to “please you”…

[ Jimmy winks into the camera. ]

Jimmy Stryker:” If you know what I’m talking about. Then and only then will you come back to him. Once you’ve done that hit up my cell phone and I’ll show you a night of passion Rick Young could never show you. Now moving on..”

[ Jimmy opens then next letter that reads as follows.]

Dear Jimmy,

”Ever since you’re arrival in AWA I have done nothing but dream about. I often find myself wondering what it would be like to have you hold me. How your lips against my lips would feel. Just exactly how amazing of a lover you would be. You are the man of my fantasies and the man I constantly dream about. Being your tag team partner was the high light of not just my month or year but of my life. When I found out that I was going to be on the same team with you I could barely contain my excitement.

you are the man all men should be measured against. Every man should be looking to you as an example of what manhood should be. Please tell me if I have a chance with you. If some day I may be so lucky to know what it’s like to feel your body next to mine in the throws of passions. Thanks, Angela Jameson.

[ Jimmy again fold the letter and sticks it in the back of the pile. He raises his eyebrow and chuckles.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Angie…you’re telling me nothing that I didn’t know already. I could see that you were hot for me by the way you made google eyes at me when I strutted down to the ring. I can’t say I blame you after all everything you said is only the truth. I am a fine example of what a man should be. As far as your changes with me well I wouldn’t rule anything out. I see a lot of hottie potential in you. First you need to start showing a bit more skin and wear a bit less black. At the risk of sounding like Skylar Black, men like their women to be dare I say…girlie. The tough chick routine can only be push to a point before people begin to think that your border lining a lesbian. Which hey isn’t a bad thing at all, and if indeed you do think that you are a lesbo you are more then welcome on Uncle Jimmy’s show!

As for getting with me this is what I’ll do for you. Go out and get yourself a Polaroid or disposable camera and takes some shots of yourself naked. Put them in an envelope and send them to me. I’ll examine them and then let you know what you’re chance. I never said I wasn’t fair, but I do have my standards.”

[ With out any delay Jimmy unfolds the last letter and begins to read it.]

Jimmy….

I’m too proud of a woman to admit when I’m wrong but that is indeed the very thing I find myself doing now. I can’t believe that I’m allowing my feelings to pour out through this pen on to this paper. You should feel honored very few get to see the sensitive side to my personality. Today you will get to read just that. Moving on though I will give you a bit of back ground on me, I have been married for about two years now. At first we were happier than words to express. But now my husband wants to control my every move. I’m not allowed to drink before noon time hell I’m lucky if I am allowed to drink at all lately. I’m not allowed to swear or do anything that I consider to be fun. This has forced me into spending less and less time with my husband. And more time with my sister’s ex boyfriend who wants nothing more then to get into my pants.

I took some time to reflect on what I want out of life and out of a man. The conclusion that I have come up with after watching you over the past few weeks is you are everything I want. You’re good looking, strong and talented. At the risk of making me sound like a silly girl you’re never too far from my thoughts. I have secretly become not just the president but the founder of your official fan club. Please save me from my boring husband and sex crazed friend. Sincerely, Jalie Thomas

[ Jimmy smiles from ear to ear then folds all the letters and puts them in his back pocket.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Jalie, I’m very proud of you. Even Seth will tell you the first step in getting help is first to realize that you have a problem. Now my little yummy tart that you have done just that you can now begin the healing process. And I will be more then happy to be the one to help you. I’ll put you and your full lips to good use. Expect a letter from yours truly in the next few days with instructions of what to do and what secret place we will meet at.”

[ Jimmy winks into the camera as Kasey walks up to him.]

Kasey:”Jimmy….”

Jimmy Stryker:”What? Kasey do you not see I’m helping my female viewers.”

Kasey:”I do but it’s just that Jenny Tull is waiting to interview you.”

Jimmy Stryker:”Fine…tell the bitch to strip naked and start getting herself ready for me. I’ll be in shortly.”

[ Kasey leans over and whispers to jimmy.]

Kasey:”I tried that. She said that she doesn’t want to wait. “

Jimmy Stryker:”Alright….”

[ Jimmy looks into the camera.]

Jimmy Styrker:”Looks like that does it for now folks. Join me again when I will feature letters from my male fans and Penthouse pet Jello wrestling. Till then remember “The Revolution Will Be Televised.” If you’re not a part of it then you’ll be left to be crushed by it.”

[ Jimmy walks away from his spot as his conversation with kasey can be heard.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Ah, that felt good to finally not be interrupted. You know Kasey buying my own tv station was the best money I have ever spent.”

Kasey:”Yeah but Jimmy how mad do you think Brandi, Angela and Jalie will be when they hear those fake letters. I mean do you really think it was cool of you to have someone write those letters and attach their names to them?”

[ Jimmy chuckles.]

Jimmy Stryker:”Minor details Kasey. Haven’t you ever heard there is no such thing as bad press? Just as long as someone is mentioning your name, and talking about you.”

Kasey:”But even when it’s about fake letters?”

Jimmy Stryker:”Kasey..don’t go soft on me now.”

[ Kasey shrugs as Jimmy arrives at the interview room. ]

Jimmy Stryker:” Now if you’ll excuse me…”

[ Jimmy opens the door as his eyes light up. Kasey walks away answering a ringing cell phone]

Jimmy Stryker:”Jenny….God damn how I love when you wear my favorite thing….”

[ Jenny can be heard giggling as Jimmy enters the room and shuts the door behind as our scene fades.]

Match Talk:

Can you say double booked? Well I sure as hell can. I know that AWA ratings go up when I'm in the ring but really now was it necessary? From there stand point yes. From mine no it's fucking not. The only match I want is against Cody Carson.

I hate matches that aren't one on one. They serve no purpose unless it's a tag match. Truth is the only one I see as competition is Arnette. He's lost way too many times so far and he's hungry. I'm not worried about Carson..He's got way too many things to handle. And his championship doesn't seem to be the top priority.

So johnny my focus will be on you....

Actually just don't even show up. Have your dream match with Damien Sparks..then find skylar black fuck her silly and leave the building.

That's all I have to say.