Two Champions

[ The scene opens to a friday pre-autograph show at the Staples Center. Today the theme is two champions. Feauturing World Champion Cody Carson, and Fem-X Champion Skylar Black. Skylar walks in dressed in a pair of jeans and a pink v-neck shirt. She walks near the signing table, and see's Cody Carson bent over picking up a pen off the floor. She stands over her. Cody picks the pen up then looks her up and down then smiles. ]

Cody Carson: So, whats happen babe?

Skylar Black:"Not too much...nice to meet you"

Cody Slides his hand up to her waist playfully.

Cody Carson: Damn nice to meet you so girl... [ He leans in and whispers into her ear. ]

Cody Carson: I'm havin a party tonight, you know, just a bunch of people over you want to come? Heh, in more ways then one?

[ Skylar nervously smiles. ]

Skylar Black:"Ummm, Well, I 'd love to go Is it a dress up party? I love to dress up..."

[ Cody smirks and Moves away a bit, Sences shes nevrous.]

Cody Carson: Well, Its kinda an Undressup Party. And you don't got to be nervous babe, Its Cody Carson your talkin to...

Skylar Black" I'm sorry, I don't get it, and undress party?"

[ She said as she sat down in her chair. Cody Shakes his head, not believing her.]

Cody Carson: Just come and you will find out.

[ he pulled his chair next to hers and rested his hand on her thigh. She looked at him puzzeled.]

Cody Carson: This is how we say hello in Canada.

Skylar Black:"Well, Johnny Arnette is Canadian, and he didn't say hello like that."

[She shrugged. ]

Skylar Black:"You must be from a differnt part of Canada."

[ Cody nodded.]

Cody Carson: Yep. I'm Albertain He's From the east. Anyway... Later I might show you have a true Canadian says that he wants to.... See you later.... Yeah.

[Cody turns to face her and he slowly moves his hand up her leg and onto her stomach.]

Cody Carson: You see girl, you got to tighten these up. Like mine.

[Cody lifts up his shirt and shows her is six pack. He takes her hand and runs it down them.]

Cody Carson: See, hard as a rock.

[She slides his hand up her shirt again, this time Cody higher.]

Cody Carson: Not bad.

Skylar Black:"Hey....Excuse me...but let's not cross that border."

[ She says as she gentely pushes his hand down. ]

Cody Carson: Hmm... Sorry babe, but canada is up here and US is down here.... I would love to be in the middle.

[Cody slides his hand out and places it on he thigh again.]

Cody Carson: Friend to friend, have you ever danced the horizantal mombo?

Skylar Black:"Actually, I think it's best your hands stay on a neutral field...And no, I'm part of the sliver ring soceity...they forbid that kind of motion...but Maybe I can offer you a neck message or something. How's that?"

[ skylar stands up and moves in back of carson. ]

Cody Carson: You know what, fuck this autographing session... We are going for lunch.

Skylar Black: but....We just got here, and we can't disappoint all those fans outside.

Cody Carson: eh, forget the fans, I'll give you a feet rub. Come with me back to the lounge..

Skylar Black:"don't tell me that you have a foot obbession like Adonis does as well."

Cody Carson: Or a back or a shoulder or a ass, its all up to u babe.

Skylar Black:"Uh. I'm sorry. I just hallucinated. but I think you're trying to come on to me."

[ She steps back away a bit from Cody. ]

Cody Carson: Girl, If I don't cum on people...

[He whispers to himself]

Cody Carson: I cum inside them. Are you comin or not. I will give you a nice long back rub with oils and candles and a pink towel...

[Cody raises his eyebrows.]

Skylar Black:"That's just gross..."

[ She puts her hand in Carson's ]

Skylar Black:"maybe you need a bit of help. I'm part of this club, we're a support system for each other. You should come to a meeting ."

Cody Carson: Your loss babe.

[Cody turns and Wraps his air around a woman and starts talking to her, withinmints Carson has his hand on her ass and she has hers on his groin and the two are gone. Skylar stood there with her hand on her hips, and shrugged.]

Skylar Black:" I really think I prefer the part of Canada Johnny Arnette is from...Where Cody comes from the men must be such pigs. ....That poor soul. I hope someone loves him enough to help him find his way."

[ The doors open, and the fans begin to come in as Skylar takes her seat. She begins to smile and wave to the fans as the scene fades. ]

The Match..thingie....

Aspen, God helps those who help themselves. I saw what you did to that man in your last promo. It's a real shame too, because I think he really liked you. He had to, he stayed and allowed you to talk to him that way. Violence is unnecessary and costly. Peace is the only way. Sure, I know you may think that doesn't make sense. but I promise it will..Hear me out.

I mean you're probably thinking who is this dumb blonde talking about not to be violent. After all we both wrestle for a living. But what we do is competitive. It's not to hurt people, no matter if they wanted it or not. Maybe it's because I don't get your "goth" life style. I know people say to each his or her own, but don't you ever feel depressed being in all black, and dressing in leather. Leather is so impractical when it rains out side. It's not a very warm fabric for the winter time, and it sticks to you in the summer time. I really think the spring maybe the best climate for leather. What I think you should really try some bright pretty pastels or something. I'm sure against your skin tone a nice light green would be so pretty.

What I really don't get though, is what makes a man actually want to be treated that way? Maybe sometime you can explain your life style to me. Because from where I stand you're a very sad woman, who could be such a happy full of life ready to take on the world kind of girl. Maybe it's just because if you take away all the dark clothes, the sadness, the need to dominate men who seem to have no self respect or self esteem themselves. I just see more then what you are showing the world.

Maybe black is the uniform of the goth people. If that's the case you should probably hold a meeting, and make them change the color. It's probably why alot of you are in this depression and anger mode.

Now I do understand that you had a very troubled life. I urge you to open up and begin to love yourself. If you start to do that then the healing process will begin. Then you can ditch men that want you to degrade them, and get rid of those icky dark clothes of yours. What I do when I feel sad is think of all my good qualities. Like how I'm an animal lover. I'll start you off..

I think Aspen has very pretty hair. It's wild and you can do so many differnt things with it. See that wasn't so hard right? Now if I can find something that quick, I'm sure you can.

Believe me when I tell you that change is possible. It's possible and very much within your reach. As I offered before maybe we can get together and you can talk to me about your problems. I think you'll find that if you just allow someone that is willling to reach out and help life isn't so bad.

I'm reaching out to you Aspen...Are you willing?

People Involved
Cody Carson, and Skylar Black

Past/Future Victims
Aspen Jacobs

Next Match
Aspen Jacobs

Thought-provoking Nonsense
"I think I like that part of Canada Johnny Arnette is from Better."