--/Scene 1/--
The scene opened in the backyard of Seth and Jalie’s newly acquired adobe-style home in Yucca Valley, California. Seth and Cody were sat in a couple of lounge chairs with a beer in each hand; Cody was wearing a pair of red and white floral swimming trunks and Seth wore a pair of blue and white floral swim trunks with a pair of white flip-flops. Both men had their eyes closed, enjoying the hot sunny day.
“Dude…” Cody said as he sat up and squinted at Seth. “Why exactly do you have gardeners, when there’s not really much to garden?”
“Jalie’s uncle had hired them shortly before he got arrested. And I really doubt he hired them to actually take care of the property.” Seth said, keeping his eyes closed.
“Why would you say that?”
“Because their uniforms consist of spandex short-shorts and bikini tops.”
“Ah.” Cody grunted. “So why keep them around?”
“Because…” Seth partially sat up and looked off to the pool area, Cody following his gaze.
Jalie sat on the edge of the pool with a “gardener” on each side of her. The two women had their tops off - their oversized tits glistening in the sun. Jalie, too, had her top off, but her tits were obstructed by the other women’s heads. Seth rested back once more while Cody watched on with an eyebrow raised.
“Dude…” Cody said in awe.
“I know…” Seth said calmly.
Cody rested on an elbow so as to keep the three women in view, occasionally taking a sip from his beer.
“Quit staring at my wife.” Seth casually warned.
“How did you know I was just staring at Jalie?” Cody asked as he laid back down.
“How long have you been trying to see her tits for?” Seth blurted. Cody didn’t respond, rather just sat silently drinking his beer.
“So how’s things in the shithole?” Cody finally broke the silence.
“Eh, went rather downhill since you left. You’ll never guess who has taken your place.”
“I’m almost afraid to ask.” Cody commented.
“Rick.”
At the mention of his name both men busted into laughter.
“The same Rick who’s girlfriend…”
“His wife.” Seth interrupted.
“You’re shitting me. Brandi actually married him?” Cody asked in disbelief.
“Shyeah. That was my reaction when Jalie told me. Brandi is not one to have low standards by any means, but for some reason Rick has managed to bewitch her or something. And now there’s something going on with her and Alex now. Well, him and her dad are pushing for it.”
“Big Cam’s involved now, eh?”
“Yeah, he’s actually the controlling power behind the scenes now. And he’s doing all this shit to spoil not just Rick himself, but him and Brandi.”
“And Brandi hasn’t recognized this blessing in disguise?”
“Nah, she’s really into him. Still carrying his kid.”
“I can’t believe she’s getting tied down like that with someone like him. She’s usually into the more aggressive and cocky asshole-like people. People like Lane, Sparks, Walsh and, well, me.”
“Maybe she figures if she strays from that type of guy then she’ll break that cycle. Which, in theory, sounds like a good plan. All I do is question her particular choice in a guy.”
Silence falls over the guys once more as they just lay there and relax.
“So what else is new?” Cody asked in an attempt to make conversation.
“Eh, nothing really. I’m in a match against Stryker and Sensation on Monday.”
“I can’t believe Jimmy’s still around, that fuck. You know he wouldn’t have even gotten into wrestling if it wasn’t for me. And he was brought in as a lackey for that. I gave him the privilege of serving me and what’s he do? He tries to fuck me over, and he did a real shitty job at it too.”
“Yeah, he’s still pulling that “revolution will be televised” bullshit. I’d really love to kick the person that gave him the opportunity to have his own show.”
“Wait a minute…”
Cody took a minute to think.
“Did you say Sensation? As in, Simon Sensation?”
“Yeah, he came back too.”
“What a fucking bitch. He gets thrown out comes he comes crawling back for his job. I guess the NSWA wasn‘t all it was cracked up to be.”
“Unless they did the same thing to him and he had nowhere else to go.”
“Did Cam reinstate him?”
“Nah, it was done before he came along. I wouldn’t put it past Williams to get desperate enough to offer Simon his job back, even though he was the one responsible for that shit in the first place.”
“Eh, it was just an attempt to replace me. And a poor one at that.”
“Yes, Cody, everything is about you.”
“I believe that’s what I just said.”
“Can I get you guys anything?” One of the women asked as she stood at the foot of the lounge chairs.
“I’ll take another beer.” Seth said without opening his eyes.
“I’ll have one too. And a blowjob.” Cody snuck in.
She smiled and walked off towards the house, but not before giving the viewers a cheap ass shot on the way.
“Just gardeners, eh?” Cody asked.
“Yeah, well, he couldn’t just go around saying he had sixteen woman slaves running about, now could he?”
The camera slowly zoomed out then faded to black.
--/Scene 2/--
The camera faded in outside of Del Taco. The El Camino pulled up to the drive-thru window at what could be guessed was between two and three in the morning. Seth leaned over Jalie and stuck his head out of the window.
“Welcome to Del Taco.” The speaker announced.
“Hi, um, I can’t help but notice your accent. What is it?” Seth questioned.
“Mexican.” The speaker answered.
“Ah, yes, it sounds very Mexicany. We will take eighteen burritos, thirty-one soft tacos, and nine quesadas.”
“Will there be anything to drink?”
“Yes, actually. What kind of fountain drinks do you have?”
Seth looked at Jalie and giggled. This highly amused Seth ever since seeing George Lopez and had since then wanted to do it.
“We have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Sierra Mist. And it’s called soda, stupid.”
Seth looked pissy that his ploy didn’t work and hit the speaker box. He sat back in his seat and crossed his arms, leaving Jalie to finish the order.
“Oh come on honey, they’ll be other times.” Jalie said in an attempt to cheer him up. Huffing, Seth just continued to stare out the window. They pulled up to the window, exchanged money for food and pulled out of the parking lot.”
“What’s that smell?” Seth questioned with a sour look on his face.
“You might want to check the burritos…” Jalie cautioned as Seth opened the bag and the scene faded out.
--/Match Talk/--
Sometimes I swear people talk just hear the sound of their own voice. Simon’s trying to tell me that this whole thing with Lexus is fucking me over like I don’t realize it. I’m well aware of the fact that I lost to that hillbilly. Why? Because of that fucking hot dog costume. I’m also very aware that I lost to Angela because Lexus apparently has a thing for drag queens. God knows what she’s going to do this week, but I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
Although I don’t particularly like Simon, he does make a few good points. One, Jimmy has no chance. Two, Stryker needs this win to prove his worth, despite him having no chance. And three, he needs to win at Final Fantasy. Like I said earlier, I don’t particularly like Simon, but I consider him the lesser of two evils. Everybody is so happy and excited that Rick has finally become World champion. I am quite distraught over the matter. We go from a perfectly respectable champion in Cody Carson, to a candidate with very good potential in Alex Wilkins, to the tool we all know as Rick Young. Quite frankly, I think he’s going to make a rather pathetic Champion just like his brother was. Even though it’s not in my nature, I must thank Simon for preventing another brother versus brother bullshit match like we’ve already seen. But enough about Rick, because I’m sure this dream of his is going to be nothing but an “overnight sensation.” Aha! I stole Simon’s catchphrase slash finisher name slash whatever the fuck it is.
Speaking of Simon, he also had a few not so accurate points. One, he said I’m not quite as good as he is. Two, he said I need to prove that I’m not a joke. Three… Well, I don’t really have anything for three. Although I am rather surprised that he is one of the very few superstars without his head completely shoved up his ass. He knows what I’m capable of in that ring, and shows respect for it. Just like I know that how capable he is, which I show respect for by actually acknowledging it - something not many people do anymore. I have all the respect for Simon in what he accomplishes in that ring. It’s, well, sensational if you will. I know that I’m going to have a challenge on my hands Monday night. No, not from you Jimmy. It’s kind of sad how you always get your hopes up. I am indeed talking about Simon.
Another thing about Simon I found funny is that he called Jimmy and piece of cow crap. Now if my memory serves me correctly, and feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t that the contents of that tub Angela threw you in last year? Anyways…
Yes, now, am I expecting certain victory Monday night? No. Because I know Lexus will do anything in her power to make sure that doesn’t happen. Also is the fact that all Simon would have to do is get the pin on Jimmy and that’s all she wrote. But what you can expect is somebody getting hurt come Monday night. Because no matter which way you cut it, and whoever wants to disagree with it, you have two of the top superstars in the AWA in the same ring. Fireworks are going to go off, and the only person I feel sorry for is Jimmy, because I know he’s going to get the brunt of it. Poor bastard.