The last time Seth was in action, he hurdled himself though a plate glass wall. Sounds odd, eh? It was during RWA’s infamous Glass Elimination Chamber match where Seth ended up dropping his RWA Heavyweight Championship. Suffering a brutal concussion and severe lacerations in his head, needless to say, he was put out of action. Months went by and before Seth had fully recovered, the RWA closed it’s doors once more. This left Seth out of work for quite some time... Until he got a phone call from Cody Carson. Many of you know by now that Seth and Cody have somewhat of a history, dating all the way back to November ‘02. Seth had lost his Television title that night, when Carson was set to defend his tag team titles on his own. Seth, ever the opportunist, knew Cody would gladly hand over one of the belts if he came to support him. So he did. They won the match, and as predicted, Cody placed one of the belts in Seth’s greedy little hands. But much to Carson’s surprise, the moment he turned his back, Seth planted the belt in the back of his head. From then on, Seth would continuously run Carson into the ground time after time. So, why would Seth all of a sudden decide run alongside Carson? Carson just wouldn’t give up. No matter how many times he was swatted down, he kept coming for more. At first it was quite annoying, but Carson eventually began to learn from his mistakes. He turned his weaknesses into his strengths. Seth began to see potential in him. And as the months went by, Seth watched as that potential turned into promise. So behind the scenes Seth began to offer his advise and “coached” him somewhat. That gave Cody the extra boost he needed to become a good wrestler in his own right. Itching to get back in the ring, Seth accepted Cody's proposal to join EWO. Seth and Jalie met with Jimmy Stryker and got their contracts. Then, it all came crashing down on Dunn.
..:[Start Roleplay]:.. The scene opens up to a pet shop in San Diego, California. Seth, Jalie, and her younger brother Jay walk though the door. They look around for a moment, then Jay takes off for the bird section. A male employee notices the couple and approaches. Pet Store Clerk: Is there anything I can help you with? Seth Thomas: My wife is looking for a pet. The clerk turns his attention to Jalie. Pet Store Clerk: What kind of pet were you looking for? Kitten? Rabbit? Jalie Thomas: Snake. Boa, actually. The clerk looks a little surprised then smiles. Pet Store Clerk: Right this way. The clerk leads them off screen. In the distance, we see Jay. The camera zooms in on him face to face with a parrot. Jay Dumas: Polly want a cracker? Parrot: Cracka, what? Jay scratches his head in confusion. Jay Dumas: What...? Parrot: Cracka, please... The parrot lunges forward and bites Jay’s nose. He yelps in pain and holds his nose as the parrot laughs at him. Jay Dumas: You little... Jay pounces but the parrot flies up, holding onto his perch. The parrot flies off. We cut to see the clerk showing Seth and Jalie one of the snakes. In the background, we see the parrot. Suddenly, it turns around. We cut back to see Jay getting to his feet. All of a sudden we hear a loud squawk then the parrot darting towards Jay. It flies just above him, catching him square in the face with the perch. Jay goes flying back, crashing into a glass case. The name plate reads, “Phormictopus cancerides”, Hiatian Brown Tarantula. Big and aggressive. Shall we continue? We cut to Seth, Jalie and the clerk who are startled by the crash. Seth Thomas: What the fuck...? Pet Store Clerk: Apparently someone broke the display case at the front of the store. Jalie Thomas: What was in it? Pet Store Clerk: Tarantula. Seth looks a little uncomfortable. Seth Thomas: Is it big? Pet Store Clerk: Eh, I believe eight or nine inches. So yeah, pretty big. And quite aggressive too. Seth looks a little more uncomfortable, but tries not to show it. Pet Store Clerk: But don’t worry. Our staff has everything under control. Seth slowly nods as he casually checks the floor around him. Pet Store Clerk: So anyways. This one here is a very rare White Brazilian redtail boa. Brazil has been very strict about exporting these beautiful snakes, but we’ve been fortunate enough to get our hands on one. Jalie Thomas: Can I see it? Before the clerk can respond, she opens the tank and very carefully brings the snake out. Jalie Thomas: Oooh, I want it. Seth Thomas: How much does it cost? Pet Store Clerk: We have it priced for eight hundred and fifty dollars. But for you, I’ll drop it to five even. He flashes Jalie a smile. She looks completely disgusted as Seth puts his finger in the clerk‘s face. Seth Thomas: Get fresh with my wife again, and I’ll knock your teeth so far down your throat you can chew your own ass out for pissing me off. He flicks the clerk’s nose as he pulls away. Pet Store Clerk: As I was saying. Eight fifty. Seth Thomas: Didn‘t you just say five hundred? The clerk gets snooty look on his face. Pet Store Clerk: I believe you told me not to get fresh with your wife. Seth Thomas: Exactly. I never said anything about raising the price. Pet Store Clerk: Fine... The clerk scoffs and storms off to the counter. Jalie smiles and giggles as they follow. The clerk rings them up. Pet Store Clerk: Eight fif- Seth clears his throat, reminding the clerk. Pet Store Clerk: Five hundred, please.. The clerk looks irritated as Seth reaches for his wallet. Pet Store Clerk: Actually, you’re not allowed to take it with you. We have to deliver it for you. Jalie Thomas: Hands off the snake, sparky. Pet Store Clerk: You are not allowed to walk out of the store with it. Jalie Thomas: Watch me, slutbag. My snake, I’ll take it home. Jale and Seth head for the door. Jay Dumas: WAIT FOR ME! Jay comes running up and follows them out. As they walk out, the camera catches something rather large and black on the back of Seth’s pant leg. The scene fades out.
Last Saturday night we did quite the number on Dunn and Royal. But boy did they show us on Violence, eh? I openly applaud a good ass kicking, but very rarely when I’m on the receiving end of it. Good idea, bad move. This whole thing didn’t have to get personal. We came in, smacked Dunn and Royal around a little and that could’ve been the end of it. All they had to do was lay down and accept it. Instead, they want to be heroes. Royal, Jones, and Legend are unfamiliar with us. Their stupidity is excusable. But Dunn knows us all too well. Why he’s even putting up a fight is beyond me. He’s basically leading his little lambs to slaughter. One by one they’re going to fall to us.
Saturday, I get to start with Royal.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m an easy going guy. Very rarely do I make things personal. This whole thing with The Featured Attraction is simply business to me. They’re just getting in our way. So we’re just going to have to stomp them down... Hard. Like I said, I’m an easy going guy, but in the ring I’m one of the most vicious competitors you will ever meet.
Next to my lovely wife of course.
Now, I’m going to make this very simple for you Scott. All you have to do is just let me slap on a submission and quickly give up. This can be over in a matter of seconds if you want it to be. But judging by your actions on Violence, you’re just not going to listen to reason. And in that case, I’m going to make this one of the longest matches of your career. I’ll take pleasure in beating you to a bloody pulp then making you squeal like a fucking pig. Although it’s not smart mixing business and pleasure, sometimes I can’t help it. Just remember, Scott, you have a choice. Choose wisely.
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