[The nights blur in and out of my memory. Going from one city's hottest night club to the next. The days are filled with working out in whatever ragged gym is available in the morning and spending the afternoons running old tapes. The nights end each night with me being so drunk I either hit on anything that moves, get thrown out of the bar or cry into a shot glass. ]
I know I should come out here and give long and boring speeches. I should come out here and tell everyone how I'm going to beat them, why I'm better them and some catchy insults. That what the art of promos are suppose to be like. If I can do that in less time then most. Thats because I can be concise with my words. I don't have to babble on and have boring conversations to do it. And the reason I have quick promos. The reason I have concise promos. The reason I'm lazy in the ring. And yes I've been pretty lazy lately. I haven't once been wrestling against one person I respected, who could keep my attention or really is qualified to clean my toilets. And I've faced two champions in this federation, some ninja that thinks backstage politics are in the way and a very childish enormous idiot. I mean, what bizarro world did I land in. Add some clowns and a bearded lady. Oops, I forgot about Gia. Add some clowns and a uh, umm, a lion tamer and you have a three ring circus. I remember when people didn't have to gimmick themselves up to go through this business. You have a name your mother gave you perhaps you might want to have pride in your lineage. By the way Duff's real last name is Rasputin. Is the Rasputin story true? If so and you carry that type of genes do everyone a favor and slit your wrists. Thats a cool breeze from how many heads that joke just went over.
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Recoil, I actually kind of like you. Not as much as I did before Aggression but, you acted a bit off balanced. I mean who really I respect your abilities. I even consider you a challenge. Thats probably a good thing. You are not easy to mock for me. Yet, I still will find it in my heart to throw a few jabs your way. First off, why do you care about me. I'm just some dude Sable threw in front of you. I'm just some guy that generally you look past because I don't have the credentials that peaks your attention. I'm just that guy who hangs out with Showtime to you and many other of the wrestlers that go into the locker room. Why should you care about a guy who's 1-1 in singles competition? This is the segment where most other people tell you why you should care. Not me. You shouldn't. You shouldn't even bat an eye. I've already admitted I have been basically lazy. Not really caring. Some wrestlers would consider that disrespectful. That they have to bust their ass every week to reach the levels I can reach half assing it. Sure I go through the motions but, not as hard as I would of a year ago. I was driven then. I had something to prove.
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