A new man walks in to the JWA headquarters in Chicago. He leans up to the secretary in front of the Presidents office. He uses a cheesy pick up line that gets him smacked in the face. He walks over and picks up Entertainment magazine with Ricky Martin on it.
Oh its time. Ok. Well I see that that some of the performers here are accomplished and some aren't. As for me some of you could call me accomplished but I wouldn't. I like to think of myself as an up and comer. I'm here for a few reasons. One to get rid of all the evil in wrestling and try to make it how it was meant to be. Secondly I would like to win some JWA gold. Like any self-respecting wrestler I like to win. Lastly I would like to demostrate in my matches that extreme, hardcore style has a science to it like any other style.
Just like the J in JWA I am here to restore the justice. I am not trying to make enemies but, if I do whoever it may be will be washed up. I am not usually a nice guy but, I figure that I would test the theory nice guys finish last. After all I am in the Justice Wrestling Alliance. I want to get this straight even though I offer my friendship to ever wants it. I will slap the taste out of the mouth if you disrespect me, my culture or anyone I associate myself with. As for the so called Magnificent one I will teach you some manners because you sound like they need to be taught to you. Now for Pres. Chadman not being able to pay you. Well he may or may not as long as I get my pay check I will do what I do best and that is fight. You see I am one guy who will fight for the right to be the best as long as I get my usual salary. It may not be as much as you but it is enough for me. If I get a pay hike I earn it. The only thing that you have earned is fight with me. That is one battle you are sure to lose.
Now on to getting some gold. There are a few people in this fed that have chosen to keep silent. Hopefully they will talk soon. The one thing I want the most in life is a well earned title. I have held titles but, if the competition is weak I am not gonna mention it. I can wrestle with most men. There a few in this industry that I see above me but, none in the JWA. The guy I am gonna think has a threat to me would be Malibu or Firewater the rest is trash or unknown. Speaking of trash I would like to address Don Mega. Don I read your bio seen you in other feds. You say that you killed a man. For you to kill him he would had to see you under that mask. Heartattack from ugliness what a shame. Before you open your mouth I will shut it. I have a hard time believing that you can compete with me or any other star here. Why don't you pack your bags and hit the road. You have a weak style and you know it. Its not hardcore and therefore you will get hurt in the ring with me. The thing that really bothers me is that you have not always followed the correct path. Neither have I but, you see I have changed my ways and to you I and hoping you figure it out. I will be here waiting for you on light side. I guess I am wasting my time on you.
Most people are wondering what I mean about a hardcore lifestyle. Well its an outview on life. Like I snowboard, skateboard, and roller skate. I do some of those tricks. I love the rush of pain that comes to me after a blow from a trash can. Its something I live for. This is something that I want everyone to know. If you can't understand this about me you just won't get what I'm about. You see I like to have you people know that I am the man to lead this corporation into a premier federation. It may be just starting out but, its you fans that puts money in my pocket. I appreciate the what you do for the sport and that is why I am gonna become a champion that you will both respect and like. Now for you people who don't know me I like to end this interview with my favorite phrase this goes out to Mikey and Donny..........
BLOOD WILL BE SHED!!!!