Oasis is walking the hallways of a museum. He takes a look at an Van Gogh. He admires it.

I gotta few things to address. Don Mega, the immergence of a few more men, and to actually tell you about one of my first matches. First lets address the estranged twin of Donny Osmond. Did you reunite with Maria yet. Oh, I get it you want to keep that silent. I hear ya. Wait didn't I just tell millions and millions of JWA fans. Ooops. Well Don, I know your not calling me a punk. I have lived terrors that will seek to amaze you. I have literally snapped necks of cobras when was six. Your talk Donny is gonna end up hurting you. When I was eight I used a piccolo to tame snakes. That is a tradition in my family but, no one taught me. I learned the hard way. Have you ever been bit by a King Cobra. Your whole body goes numb. Good thing for me I had someone beside me. Too bad for you Donny that your friendless. That means there will be no one to suck out the poison when your body goes numb. Now that you mention rib snapping I have to think to myself when have I ever seen you beat a quality opponent that wasn't set up for you. Still thinking. Still thinking. Well maybe if I look at some old video tape at home. I don't call myself hardcore Donny boy. I'm basically define what hardcore is. And if your a god because of that this sport really has fallen recently. You see I saw few of the all time greats wrestle. If you think your in the same class as them you must be on some type of wonder drug. This is just not true. Maybe you could tell me where you found this drug. I know some people that would love to try it. Mega you think you can handle the uncaged beast, the madness, the Prince of Waves. Good thing you have an ego the size of Jupiter or you would be so damn scared that you would of wet your pants. You Ego-maniacs make me sick. You think that you can hang with the big dogs but, in reality you can barely mess with new born pups. You see Don I wear a mask not to disguise myself but, to shield everyone else of the horrors I went through..

Now there are some new faces here in the JWA. The first guy I will address is The Sandman. You are self proclaimed the Most Extreme Wrestler in the World. Where is the extent of your travels the United States. HA! They have nothing over me. You see Sandy I could cripple men if I wanted too. Not with just my bare hands no one can do that. I use anything I can get a hold of. A trash can, chairs, vases, computers, TVs it doesn't make a difference. I have spent the last 9 years of my life perfecting that move. It is hard to stay fighting for 9 years in this industry. Now Sandman do you actually think you can contend with me. I blend my hardcore style with a varied attack from the sky. Don't worry I learned some Martial Arts kicks while over visiting friends in the Orient. Nick Evans a man I can respect you have been through a lot in your life to get here. If anybody understands a hard luck story its me. I like you Nick that is why I am offering an alliance with you. Talk to me if your having problems with anyone. I will help you with anyone you need help with. I am trying to make sure that you can understand this since your the only likeable person in this fed.

My first hardcore wrestling match was with this man named Whiplash. He cheated to beat me in the first match we had and ruptured on of my blood vessels in my neck. This pissed me off. The President of the fed had me face him in a double ring cage filled with weapons match. I had barbwire stuck to my back but I still got him up for a powerbomb off the top of the cage. The rest of the details are too gruesome to even talk about. I chased that putz out of that fed. This is just not an example of how violent I am or can be. I was even more violent in Pit fights. Your just lucky that I don't do that anymore. Any questions?

Now Mikey Firewater you seem to be a tougher challenge. You claim to be simply Magnicent. I don't see you as Magnificent. I see you as the lackey that you used to be. I will order you around like the peasant you truly are. I tell you this not for the joy of seeing you dangle. I tell you because I am awaiting a reaction from you. You talked but, now you are silent. Unlike a famous superstar you are not silent but, violent. You see in this business you have to be vocal and I am one of the most vocal people in the world. I can talk and talk all day long. This not a problem for me. I see you as an underling to me. You will never be as great as Oasis and that is a shame. I can conquer, plunder and destroy like all great men. You are just my first victim. I can tell that you are not used to a man like me. Who tells you what he is gonna do and does it. Well you have not worry I am not the only who always delivers. The mail man also does this. Well Mikey, Sandman and Donny I got four words for ya.......

Blood will be shed. Too bad......

THE PRINCE OF WAVES will wash it up.