The scene opens with a knocking at the door. A man in a blue hood has a video tape and hands it to the man controling the screens throughout JWA. The man puts the tape in and hits play. Oasis walks down to the middle of his lawn.

This time I told you where to meet me.There is a lot of things to address here in the JWA. There are several nuisances I have to put up with. If you don't know yet, I am the the TV champ. Don Mega you did exactly what I thought you would. Choked. You choked worse than Reggie Miller has ever done. Then Mr. Magee you can't even take a defeat right. Can you find any other scape goats. Then there is the lovely Mystyk the only respectable person in the fed. Yeah, that includes you Smoke Dawg. Banshee you MoA freak. I have some choice for you. Gangrene you overhype yourself. You self promoting loser. Mad Maxx we have a match together. Can somebody say mismatch?

First Mr. Mega you must be the worst excuse for a challenger I have seen yet. Not only did I humilate you I pinned your ass in the middle of the ring. I was bloody, you were bloody. It was a dream. I was in completely content. I have only had better times with the women. Oooh yeah Jessica had an amazing. Shit, I forgot where I was for a second. Oh yeah Mega, you got beat like no other I put you in pain that you haven't reached before. I made sure that I pinned you. I could of pinned Magee but, I just didn't have enough time. Vengence was almost out of time and I capitolized on you and Magee's mistake. I hit Tsunami and everyone knew you were through. The only question was if Magee was gonna break it up. Mega a good match maybe but, I am not done with you. You and I will meet in the future and you will end up on your back again. You see Mega I am superior to you. I did not make up lies. I was more honest than Abe Lincoln. You made outrageous statements about me. The thing is that was not where the match was. Maybe you should of spent more time in the gym rather than spending your hours thinking up lies. Mega you made a mistake telling the people about my life. It was even dumber making the stuff up. You should know that you can't beat the best and that is exactly what Iam. The best. Now you are gonna say you were robbed or some stupid shit. That is just not the case. I out did you and that is all there is too it. I am still pissed off at you so you aren't out of the shitter yet. You and me have a score to settle. I'm thinking barbwire. My best friend. Mega me and barbwire have been good friends and sometimes enemies. You must have come in contact with him once or twice in your life. Maybe I am just priveledged. Wait I must be eating some freaky noodles. I wasn't priveledged at all I was treated worse than donkey shit. Mega if you want to mess the almighty I am here. If you want to mess with other bums you know where they are?

Now there is some men in this fed that aren't even close to me. My opponent Madd Maxx is a little camera shy at this time. The Prez thinks since Maxx didn't get on his plane over to last weeks Vengence that this week he will remember. Well Maxx you pschotic moron. Like I told you before when you make your mistake I will be all over you like peanut butter smeared with jelly. You see Maxx you are below me in the wrestling world. You are below me in any world. Maxx I cleaned myself up from the gutter. There is definitely something wrong with a person who believes a man in the Psch ward of a hospital. Maxx you have not made it tough for me to out think you. The thing is pain is my game and no one does it better. Just to bad you have to recieve rather than give. All you do is take, take, take ever think about anybody else. NO. Why would you? You greedy bastard. Don't think you will take my TV title away. This is my first major title in wrestling. Sure I dominated other feds but, they didn't have main stream wrestlers like Banshee, Gangrene, Magee, and Mystyk. You see Maxx if I do give this belt up it will be to someone that is tough not you who wrestles bean bag chair and think you can mess with the rest of the world. You know that I'm registering you in your old room in the hospital. The only difference is that you will need mental and physical help. Maxx if you are as insane as you say you are why do you even listen to me and my conterparts. Maxx don't say I didn't give you fair warning. You may back out at anytime. The Madd One is gonna know why the Prince of Waves is riding on a New Wave. This wave had brought me success. Now it will be the downfall of each and every single opponent I have. Maxx you are not at my ability. This Thursday may be your last one in the ring.

Now I would like to address three individuals in the JWA. Yes, thats right I'm wasting my time talking about Mr. PPV, Mr. Anderson, and Mr. Rich. Pistol Pete. Well Pete you are wasting your time calling yourself Mr. PPV. Your under me so much it is a shock to everyone that I would address you. If you continue to call yourself this you might end up in a body cast. I may not be big but, with a weapon in my hand I'm very deadly. You think your Mr. PPV. Your mom must of shook you when you were a baby because your anything but, Mr. PPV. From now on everyone is to call you Mr. JOB. That is what you have to do to survive job to everyone except maybe Lucky Rich. Lucky Rich you must be outta of your mind if you think someone is not gonna break your neck. You see you may be Lucky, you may be Rich but, in the ring you need something else talent and boy you must of been in the bathroom when they were handing it out. You see not only would cripple you I would make you look like a buffoon if you ever stepped in the ring with me. I bet Prez Chadman has you help putting the ring. I wondered why it wasn't sturdy. I was scared that it would cave in. Now Anderson you have an open challenge. YOu actually think anyone is scared of you. The just weren't paying attention when you came out. They thought you were wiping the sweat off of the mat. You lost a $50 dollar bet. There goes your month's salary. Too bad you lost it on such a stupid thing. I guess you aren't as smart as the others as I first thought. Oh, well. If any one of you three think they can handle me. Bring the noise because I'm all ears.