Scene:A view of Mt. Fuji. Then an overhead view of the city of Tokyo. Then you see Oasis in a blue komono playing with his sushi.
Why are you bothering me on my vacation. Who told you where I went? If I find out their neck is gonna be rung. Now I know everyone wants here my thoughts on a lot of things. Here is what I have to say.So somebody thinks they can handle Oasis. Who is the man that wants my title? I hope it is Gangrene. I want to get my hands on that freak. He seems very self confident to me. He has something that most people don't possess and that is an annoyance factor that out classes most people even TV stars. Believe me there are some annoying ones not mention any names. You see I have met some the most annoying men in my time and you take the case. Just here in the JWA there are some very annoying personalities. Don Mega, Malibu, Banshee among others. You see there people out there that get things done and then there are people who say they are going to do things but, never do. Gangy you think you might be the one that dethrones me. Well the reality is gonna set in that you nor anyone else can get that feat done. Well Gangrene I may not be untouchable but, I'm damn well close. You see I have not been an experienced as many people you know in the wrestling biz. I just started a year ago and I go off and on. I still can match up against any man and still look respectable. You know I am one of the most talented men in the ring and yet I still get no respect. I win a title the respect gets lower. I don't understand it. What do I have to do seize control of the company? Which I won't because I'm not that power hungry. You see I have limitations and a man can only do so much. I don't understand why I get treated in such ways. I guess I need to find a new way to earn respect and Gangrene you will learn you should respected me before you got in the ring with me.Now Malibu you can find more ways to say you didn't lose but the truth of the matter is that you got the L. I never ever claimed I pinned you. Look back at past interviews of mine. I'm sure you have them all recorded. Just because I didn't pin doesn't mean you didn't get the loss. You couldn't of stopped me if you tried. The thing about me getting battered and bruised. Well if you think your special you better check yourself for a brain tumor. You see surfer boy I know how to defeat you while you will always be a little iffy how to beat me. I am a mystery. You still haven't completely figured me out and that will always be in your mind. You will see that I will end up being not only the best TV champion of all except for maybe Smokey. I will surprise each and every man at upcoming PPV. What's it called And Justice For All. Has an american ring to it. Well why couldn't you call it And Ghandi For All. Anyways Malibu you will always have that little if in your mind everytime you step in the ring with me. You won't be as confident. Yet do you give me any respect? No. Why? Because you have to be Mr. Macho. The last two weeks I've been waiting for a man named Madd Maxx to show but since I am such an intimidating force. You see surfer dude I can scare people off as well as intergrate in their minds. You aren't the only man scared to jump in the ring with me.Mercy, your an enjoyable person. I hope that you have class unlike some of the others here in the JWA. I will enjoy the competition you bring as you scope my skills out. You may or may not be the greatest athlete alive. Athletism doesn't always mean you can wrestle. There are many wrestlers out there that are athletic and can't wrestle. Let's see theres Mega and Magee the obvious ones and others but I don't have the time or give a fuck to who they are. You see Mercy the only reason I know you is because you headlined the BEW's last card. That was a shame they had to close down. But why verbally assault men who are too dumb or too weak to fight back. Just wondering?Now to Wildwing. You make me laugh. You can't hold Mercy's jock and that to me is very funny. It actually made me laugh. You verbally assault the best stable ever and you think your gonna get out unscaved. Hell I always expect a few cuts and bruises. Wildwing your either the dumbest man in the world or you have a friend or two that no one knows about. The way your going at it your gonna just be another victim of the MoA. If there is one thing I'm scared of it is a huge assassins coming at me. They are scary. I am not trying to say that one on one the MoA could beat me. That is a cardinal sin the world of wrestling. You don't make challenges that are gonna get you hospitalized. Your just pitiful.Let's just end the interview I'm on vacation.
You see the a beach as it gets further and further away