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November 2, 2008 Edition "Hail to the Chief" plays as we see Frank Merritt, dressed in a suit, sitting across from CWA interviewer Joe Davidson, currently two days shy of the federal election. Joe Davidson - Frank, thank you for taking the time to talk to us. Frank Merritt - You're welcome. Joe Davidson - How about the polls that currently show you as having zero percent of the vote with an error margin of three percent? Frank Merritt - I plan to send my people to personally oversee the polls. We're going to make things happen. Joe Davidson - You also weren't on the recent debates. Frank Merritt - Did you see those debates? I would have punched both of them in the face for boring me. That's why every network carries it, so that Americans can't turn away without turning off the TV. Joe Davidson - Good point. You never announced you running mate. Frank Merritt - I am Frank Merritt. I don't need a running mate. Joe Davidson - You don't have one? Frank Merritt - I have one. I just don't need it, so I picked Rob Zombie. No one fucks around with him. Joe Davidson - Where is he? Frank Merritt - Oh, he doesn't know yet. I'll talk to him after I win. Joe Davidson - Good luck with that. Frank Merritt - Don't patronize me, Joe. Now, I have stuff to do. Joe Davidson - Thanks for your time. Frank Merritt - *to the camera* Vote Merritt or I'll be at your house to discuss your poor choices. We then
go to the opening credits while "Evolution" by Korn plays and we see
images of Jack Spade, Eli Ryder, Tommy Purr, Sal Clemenzo, Lone
Star, JC Michaels, Moose, Total Darkness, Hoshi Yakamoto and Gary
Barber before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher
are ready to call tonight's action as usual. "Blaze of Glory" by Jon Bon Jovi plays Shannon Skanes and Bruce Miller make their way onto the stage together, the crowd cheering them on. They then high five one another before they start down the ramp towards the ring. Shannon makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron while Bruce takes his place at ringside and Shannon then steps through the ropes into the ring. He tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Voices" by Rev Theory and Malk comes out to an ovation equal to that which was given to Shannon Skanes moments ago. Malk then jogs down the ramp towards the ring while doing some shadow boxing. Malk has a few words for Bruce Miller at ringside and then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Mark Davis then calls for the bell to officially start the match. Ricky Simms - Welcome to the show, the week of the US election which could see the election of Frank Merritt to the most powerful position in the world. Henry Lesher - I support Merritt-Zombie in 08. Ricky Simms - You ARE a Merritt zombie. Henry Lesher - Thanks, Rick! Malk and Shannon shake hands and then move in for a lock up. Malk backs Shannon to the ropes and then whips him off the ropes before giving him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then lands a knee drop to the forehead on Shannon Skanes before he then goes for the early pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Shannon while Bruce is seen pacing on the floor. Malk then stands Shannon up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat followed by an elbow to the throat. Malk then picks Shannon up and gives him a power slam to the mat and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shannon Skanes. Ricky Simms - Malk is dominating this match so far. Henry Lesher - This is so boring to watch. Malk stands Shannon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a clothesline to the mat from there before Malk then boot chokes the former owner of the CWA. Malk then stands Shannon up and whips him off the ropes and then misses with a clothesline as Shannon ducks it and then Shannon gives Malk a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Shannon then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee lift to the gut and then a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Shannon stands Malk up, whips him through the ropes and out to the floor and then Shannon waits for Malk to stand before landing a baseball slide under the bottom rope which drives Malk backwards into the guard railing. Shannon then picks Malk up and slams him to the floor and then gives him a leg drop across the chest. Shannon then stands Malk up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. He goes for the pin. 1...2... Malk gets a foot on the bottom rope. Ricky Simms - Malk barely escaped that one. Henry Lesher - I want someone to win so we can get to an actual good match. Shannon stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a dropkick as Malk side steps it. Malk then gives Shannon a knee to the chest before he then gives him a series of rights and lefts to the side of the head. Malk then stands Shannon up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a shoulder block that sends him back down to the mat. Malk then turns Shannon over and applies a Boston Crab on Shannon. The referee checks for a submission, but Shannon refuses to give up here. Ricky Simms - Malk has Shannon down, but he refuses to admit he's out. Henry Lesher - Shannon is always out. He couldn't beat the Shmelky Brothers. Shannon reaches for the ropes while some of the crowd starts a chant for him. Shannon pulls himself closer to the ropes and then manages to grab the bottom rope which forces the break. Malk does release the hold and then stands Shannon up and whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline back down to the mat. Malk then goes to the ropes and starts to make his way to the top. He poses on the top rope only to be pushed off the top rope by an interfering Dragon which causes the referee to call for the bell while Dragon slides under the bottom rope into the ring with a chair in hand. Ricky Simms - This is bad. Henry Lesher - You know, I like Dragon this go around. Dragon clocks Malk over the head with the chair and then turns towards Shannon with intentions of doing the same to him. Bruce Miller grabs Shannon's feet and pulls him out of the ring as Dragon swings, causing his shot to miss. Bruce then shouts at Dragon who just smiles and shakes his head before he turns and gives Malk three more chair shots across the back while the crowd boos. Ricky Simms - Shannon took brutal damage from chair shots last week. If that has connected, I shudder to think of what might have happened. Henry Lesher - Dragon was trying to put him out of his misery. He was doing Shannon a favor.
Bruce helps Shannon up the ramp while Dragon poses inside the
ring, the fans booing every moment of it. "A Torrid Love Affair" by Boy's Night Out plays as Ghost comes out to a mixed reaction from the crowd who are still uncertain what to make of this new star in the ranks. Ghost makes his way down the ramp while looking inside the ring and then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Ghost then leans back against the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "It's A Fight" by Three 6 Mafia and Lone Star comes out to a loud ovation from the crowd. He stands on the stage for a few moments and takes in the fans' energy and then starts making his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then circles the ring, not taking his eyes off of Ghost as he does so. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Ghost backs into the corner buckle as referee Rob Rai calls for the bell to get the match started. Ricky Simms - Two up and coming stars in this one. Henry Lesher - We differ on the word star, clearly. Lone Star and Ghost lock up and Lone Star quickly backs Ghost into the ropes before giving him a series of knee lifts to the gut. He then whips Ghost into the corner and then gives him a monkey flip to the middle of the ring where he then lands a standing dropkick to the chest on Ghost that sends him through the ropes and out to the floor. Lone Star then exits the ring to the floor and then stands Ghost up only to take an eye gouge from the masked wrestler. Ghost then slams Lone Star's head into the ring apron and then whips him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Ghost then gives Lone Star a vertical suplex on the floor which draws cheers from the nearby fans. Ghost then stands Lone Star up and rolls him into the ring before following him in. Ghost places Lone Star's throat over the middle rope and chokes him with it while the referee threatens to disqualify Ghost. Ricky Simms - Good start for Ghost here after Lone Star had the early edge. Henry Lesher - The fans don't care. I don't care. Even the rats in this place seem disinterested. Ghost releases the choke, stands Lone Star up and whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Ghost then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Ghost then leaps off and misses with a flying elbow smash when Lone Star rolls out of the way before using the ropes to quickly get to his feet. Lone Star then gives Ghost a series of knife edge chops to the throat, then whips him off the ropes and gives him a super kick to the chin and then Lone Star goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Ghost. Lone Star then stands Ghost up and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Ricky Simms - This match is headed to the floor for a second time already. Henry Lesher - I just don't care. Lone Star makes his way to the ropes and climbs to the top while Ghost gets to his feet. Lone Star then leaps off and lands a flying dropkick to the chin on Ghost which sends him down to the floor. Lone Star then stands Ghost up and rolls him back into the ring before rolling himself in as well. Lone Star then goes for the pin. 1...2... Ghost kicks out. Lone Star stands Ghost up, whips him into the corner and then perches himself on the second rope and rains down punches to the side of the head on Ghost while the fans count the punches. After the tenth punch, Lone Star plants an elbow between the eyes on Ghost, jumps down off the ropes and then gives Ghost a hip toss to the mat before placing him in an arm bar. Ghost then gets to his feet and gives Lone Star a series of knife edge chops to the chest which weaken the hold and then allow Ghost to whip Lone Star into the corner buckle where Ghost then gives Lone Star a spear followed by a belly to belly suplex to the mat where Ghost goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lone Star. Ricky Simms - That was very close. Henry Lesher - Yeah, I think I am in a coma. Well, I hope I am anyway. Anything that passes the time. Ghost stands Lone Star up, whips him off the ropes and then Lone Star ducks a clothesline from Ghost before turning him around and giving him a knee to the gut before he jumps to the top rope and then gives Ghost a Ghetto DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Lone Star gets the win over Ghost this week. Ricky Simms - A win out of nowhere by Lone Star as he moves up the ladder in the CWA. Henry Lesher - He's at the bottom, so it's all relative, Rick. Lone
Star leaves the ring with his arms raised while the referee attends
to the fallen Ghost. "Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays as Donovan Blake and Black Lightning make their way onto the stage where the crowd greets them with loud boos. They then make their way down the ramp towards the ring while indicating to the camera that they believe that they are the next tag team champions. Blake pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring while Lightning makes his way to their corner. Blake then waits in the middle of the ring while their music fades and then we hear "Switch 625" by Def Leppard and Hoshi and Kira come out to the loudest ovation we have heard so far tonight. They then make their way down the ramp towards the ring while Blake and Black Lightning nod towards one another. Ricky Simms - The winners of this match would have to be seen as the top contenders for the tag titles, especially with Frank Merritt on the campaign trail. Henry Lesher - That shows why the tag division is not worth mentioning and a great team like Michaels and Barber don't see a future in it. Kira jumps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Casey Braun then calls for the bell to get the match officially started. Kira moves in to lock up with Blake who gives her a thumb to the eye and then follows that with an arm drag to the mat and then gives her an atomic drop followed by a clothesline to the back of the neck that sends her face down to the mat. Blake then gives Kira a leg drop to the back and then rolls her over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kira while Hoshi cheers her on from the apron. Blake then stands Kira up and whips her into his corner where Black Lightning gives her a head butt that causes her to stagger back into a German suplex to the mat from Blake while the referee warns Black Lightning about his interference. Blake then tags in Back Lightning. Ricky Simms - Kira is in the wrong corner here. Henry Lesher - Just get this horrible match over with. Isn't there any actual talent on the show tonight? Black Lightning stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a tilt a whirl back breaker to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... another kick out by Kira while Hoshi paces on the apron, anxious to get into the ring. Lightning then stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick down to the mat. He gets to his feet only to have Kira kip up to her feet before giving him a series of kicks to the ribs that back Lightning to the ropes. Kira then whips Black Lightning off the ropes and gives him a hand spring head scissors take down to the mat. Kira then rolls to her corner and finally manages to tag in Hoshi. Hoshi charges into the ring and gives Lightning a kick to the face and then goes to his corner and gives Donovan Blake a forearm smash to the chin. Hoshi then goes to Black Lightning and gives him a swinging neck breaker to the mat where she goes for the quick pin. 1...2... Donovan Blake breaks it up with a kick to the back on Hoshi and then he tosses her out of the ring to the floor which causes the referee to threaten to throw this match out. Donovan ignores referee Casey Braun as he exits the ring and Black Lightning rolls himself out to the floor. Ricky Simms - Total Darkness has seized control of this match again. Henry Lesher - They're fighting the Asian twig patrol. It's not an accomplishment. Black Lightning picks Hoshi up and drops her on the guard railing, catching her throat on the steel while the fans boo loudly. Black Lightning then picks Hoshi up again and gives her a slam to the floor. Lightning then stands over her for a few moments before he then stands her up and rolls her into the ring and then rolls himself in as well. Black Lightning applies a sleeper hold while it's not Kira's turn to cheer her sister on. Hoshi refuses to submit in the hold, but she appears to be fading as Lightning cinches it in and holds her still. The crowd starts a chant for Hoshi which Kira encourages by stomping her feet on the apron in sync with the chant. Ricky Simms - Hoshi is in trouble here, but the fans are pulling for a comeback. Henry Lesher - Like anyone really cares. Hoshi starts showing signs of coming out of the hold. Black Lightning then releases it, stands Hoshi up and whips her into a neutral corner and then goes for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Hoshi side steps it and then she rolls Lightning into a school boy for the pin attempt. 1...2...3! The Yakamotos pull a win out of nowhere tonight! Hoshi rolls herself out of the ring and raises her arms only to take a brutal clothesline to the floor from 6Pac Dudley. He puts the boots to her only to take a chair shot from Kira Yakamoto who then stands over her sister while 6Pac and Total Darkness back off, saying that they'll meet again and 6Pac tells the camera that is the first shot fired in his reclaiming the Aerial title belt. Ricky Simms - Hoshi got the win with her sister, but 6Pac got the last laugh with a sneak attack after it was all over.
Henry Lesher - No one cares. I really hope we get actual
wrestlers in the next match.
Joe Jones - Alright. Fine what ever. I’m going to call JC, Gary
Barber and tell them what you did. You will have hell to pay there
big guy. "Imperial March" by Metallica plays as Eternity makes his way onto the stage, the crowd greeting him with resounding boos. He smiles for the camera and asks Lone Star if he still hurts from last week. Eternity then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring, ignoring the derisive booing from the crowd. Ricky Simms - Eternity calling out Lone Star in a way there. Of course, Lone Star had a successful match earlier tonight against Ghost. Henry Lesher - That's true, but Eternity is a real wrestler and Lone Star would be in over his head against him. Eternity makes his way onto the ramp and then steps through the ropes into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota as Sal Clemenzo comes out to a loud cheer. He then makes his way down the ramp, Cassandra O'Shea close behind as he looks into the ring at Eternity. Sal then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he starts to have words with Eternity. They then both look around as no bell sounds. They don't see a referee and Sal looks outside the ring as we then hear "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy and Tony Parizi comes out in a referee's shirt with a wide grin on his face. Ricky Simms - I smell a rat. Henry Lesher - Well, Hoshi was just out here. Tony Parizi struts his way down the ramp and shows the shirt to Sal Clemenzo as he makes his way onto the apron. He steps through the ropes into the ring and stands nose to nose with Sal and they start to have words while Eternity takes a step backwards. Eternity then chop blocks Sal down to the mat and then starts landing punches and kicks on him while Tony Parizi then calls for the bell, smiling again. Ricky Simms - This looks bad for Sal. Henry Lesher - Looks great for Eternity, though. Eternity stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block to the mat and then gives him an elbow smash to the throat before going for the pin. 1.2. kick out by Sal after a very fast count by Tony Parizi. Eternity then picks Sal up and dumps him over the top rope and out to the floor. Eternity then goes to the corner buckle and makes his way to the top rope. Sal gets to his feet and turns, seeing Eternity coming down for a flying body press. Sal catches Eternity in mid air and throws him overhead and down to the floor in a modified belly to belly suplex. Sal then gets to his feet and rolls himself into the ring. He gets to his feet and starts arguing with Tony Parizi about the fast count. Ricky Simms - The deck is stacked against Sal here, for sure. Henry Lesher - Hey, that's how it goes when you break the owner's car. Eternity gets to his feet on the floor and see Sal arguing with Tony Parizi. Eternity then goes to the corner buckle, climbing onto the apron. He climbs to the top rope behind Sal. He then launches himself off the top rope, grabbing Sal around the neck and giving him a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1.2. Sal rolls a shoulder out and Eternity is left shaking his head that the fast count isn't getting him the win. Eternity then stands Sal up and rakes his eyes along the top rope and then whip Sal into the corner buckle before giving him a running knee lift to the gut. He then applies an abdominal stretch on Sal Clemenzo and Tony Parizi looks for a submission while Sal refuses to give up. The crowd starts a chant for Sal. Ricky Simms - Sal needs some help here. Henry Lesher - Do you help the Mob hit man and go against the Parizi Waste Management owner and the CWA owner? I mean, that's not a great choice to have. Sal reaches with his free hand and manages to grab the top rope which should force the break. Tony Parizi ignores the saving move by Sal and instead asks him again if he submits. We then see Cassandra O'Shea pleading for Sal to get out of this trap at ringside. She then turns and quickly makes her way up the ramp towards the backstage area. Henry Lesher - Even his girl knows Sal is done for. Ricky Simms - I don't think so. Sal manages to let go of the rope with his free hand and he starts landing punches to the face on Eternity which weakens the hold. Eternity lets go of Sal and then thumbs him in the eye before he gives him a kick to the gut and then a DDT to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1.2. Sal grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out to the floor before the referee can make the fast count to three. Sal steadies himself against the guard railing, trying to catch his breath while Eternity steps out of the ring to the floor. We then see Lone Star making his way down the ramp, shaking his head. He starts to have words with Eternity while the referee threatens to disqualify Sal for Lone Star's presence. Lone Star then pulls himself onto the apron and gets into it with Tony Parizi while Cassandra O'Shea marches back down the ramp with Bruce Miller and Shannon Skanes in tow. Ricky Simms - Looks like O'Shea brought back up. Henry Lesher - I imagine they're the only ones stupid enough to defy Myst and Tony Parizi. Eternity has words with Shannon and Bruce at ringside now while Sal catches his breath. Sal then gives Eternity an inverted DDT on the floor. Sal then grabs a chair from a fan at ringside and then clocks Eternity over the top of the head with it four times in rapid succession while the crowd cheers and Lone Star continues to run interference. Sal then stands Eternity up and rolls him into the ring while Shannon and Bruce nod towards Cassandra O'Shea and then Lone Star drops off the apron. Sal goes for the pin while Tony Parizi looks stunned and looks around the ring. He then makes the count. 1......2..............3! Tony is seen cursing as he calls for the bell. Ricky Simms - Sal just about killed Eternity with those chair shots. It looks like Eternity will have some people on his hit list in the CWA now. Henry Lesher - This will awake a giant in terms of what Eternity can do. Instead of Sal's music playing for his victory, we see Myst making her way onto the stage while "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park plays. She has a microphone in hand. Myst - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! This is not what I wanted and I always get what I want! Sal, this is an outrage. All you had to do was take this loss and we were almost square. It looks like the saying is true. If I want a job done right, I have to do it myself. Next week, you and I meet inside the ring. Tony Parizi will be the referee again. Lone Star, for your role in this, you get a match with Eternity next week. It will be a falls count anywhere match. Shannon and Bruce, you want to relive the Glory Boys? You got it. Next week I stack the deck against you. You two get to fight against Total Darkness and Tommy Purr and Bombshell. That's four against the two of you, in case you have problems with math. I know it isn't your strong suit. You will all learn that people pay a price for not doing as I want them to. Let this be a warning to the entire roster that everyone is on notice.
She walks off and we look backstage. Chastity - What's up? Corina - I wanted to be here tonight just in case. Chastity - It will be fine. Corina - I don't trust it. Yvonne is unstable tonight. Chastity - She's never been stable. Corina - This isn't the time for jokes. Chastity - Not joking. Neriah Sweet then enters the picture. Neriah Sweet - Girls, may I have a moment of your time? Chastity - Kind of busy. Corina - We are just out of time, sweetie. Neriah Sweet - I just want your opinion on Chastity's match for next week. Chastity - Next week? Neriah Sweet - Chastity is booked to face Ghost. Corina - Why? Neriah Sweet - I have no idea, just know that's who she is supposed to face. Jordan said you both have an axe to grind against Bombshell. Chastity - That's odd. Instead of hanging around to talk, the two Glamour Girls members move along and Neriah is left alone. Neriah Sweet - I just.... need to be
on TV. "Vicarious" by Tool plays as Dragon comes out to loud boos from the crowd. He is wearing a Scavenger T-shirt and asks the camera if anyone has seen him this week. Dragon then laughs, takes off the shirt and tosses it to the crowd before he makes his way down towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and then quickly gets to his feet as his music fades. We then hear "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry and Tommy Purr makes his way onto the stage and then makes his way down the ramp towards the ring with Mrs. Robinson close behind. Ricky Simms - Bombshell and Tommy will team with Total Darkness against the Glory Boys next week. What if the date between Bombshell and Shannon goes well? Henry Lesher - Oh, like anyone cares. Kudos to Myst on throwing all the crap into one match we can all skip. Tommy pulls himself onto the apron and starts arguing with Dragon. He then starts to step through the ropes into the ring and Dragon greets him with a kick to the face and then pulls him through the ropes into the ring. Referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to officially start the match as Dragon whips Tommy off the ropes, then gives him a knee lift to the gut which doubles him over before giving him a Scissor Kick to the back of the neck. Dragon then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Dragon slaps the mat and stands Tommy up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a backslide into a pin attempt. 1...2... another kick out by Tommy Purr. Ricky Simms - Dragon is looking for the quick win here, unlikely against the former champ. Henry Lesher - Oh, Dragon won't beat Tommy. I admire his effort, but it is futile since Tommy is all man. Dragon stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Dragon then goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope and then gives Tommy a double axe handle smash to the back, sending him back down to the mat. Dragon again goes for the pin. 1...2... Tommy rolls a shoulder out. Dragon shakes his head as he stands Tommy up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Dragon then waits for Tommy to stand before landing a suicide dive through the ropes which sends Tommy back down to the floor. Dragon then stands over Tommy for a moment and nods his head. He then stands Tommy up only to take a jawbreaker from Purr followed by a spear to the floor. Tommy then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count before he rolls himself back out. Ricky Simms - Dragon might have made a mistake when he took this outside the ring. Tommy has been very good at street fights in his career with this company. Henry Lesher - Like I said, he is all man. Tommy stands Dragon up and slams his head into the ring apron and then whips him into the guard railing. Tommy then gives Dragon an angle slam to the floor which brings cheers from nearby fans. Tommy then puts the boots to Dragon before standing him up and rolling him back into the ring before he follows. Tommy then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Dragon. Tommy then stands Dragon up while we see Malk marching down the ramp with a scowl on his face. Ricky Simms - Here comes Malk to greet Dragon again tonight. Henry Lesher - These guys really hate each other. I think it's fantastic. Tommy whips Dragon into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks before giving him an inverted atomic drop. He then signals to the fans that he is ready to end this match as Malk pulls himself onto the apron. Malk swings the chair only to take a super kick to the jaw from Tommy Purr. Ricky Simms - Purr was smart there. If Malk has hit the chair shot on Dragon, Purr would have been disqualified. Henry Lesher - All man, it really says it all. Dragon takes advantage of Purr's distracted state by giving him a spear to the mat and then he rains punches down on Tommy Purr. Dragon then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and Tommy ducks a clothesline before giving Dragon a super kick that sends him down to the mat. He then takes a spear to the mat from Malk which causes the referee to call for the bell in this one. Ricky Simms - Malk nailed Tommy! Henry Lesher - This injustice will not stand. Malk rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and shouts at Dragon that he'll see him next week and then tells Tommy they'll meet soon after that before spitting in his direction while the crowd gives Malk a mixed reaction. Malk shakes his head and rubs his jaw as he makes his way up the ramp. Ricky Simms - Malk picking a fight with Tommy and Dragon at the same time.
Henry Lesher - That shows what an idiot Malk really is. Moose - What do you want? Garth Rivers - I am giving you an out, Moose. Since you're a legend and considered to be a smart man, I am giving you a chance to step aside and exit the match with Kannon next week. Moose - He's that worried, is he? Garth Rivers - We are concerned with what you losing will do to your standing in the CWA. There is no shame in admitting you're not the better man this time. Moose - It's a shame he'll be the one admitting it when it's over then. Garth Rivers - Wyatt is willing to get you a match with Scavenger. Moose - He's injured. Garth Rivers - Hey, you get a leg up. That has to help your cause. Moose - You might want to talk down to me some more. I'm not catching your drift. Garth Rivers - Moose, you're the past. Kannon is the future. Don't let your pride make you a fool. Moose - Tell Kannon I'll see him next Sunday. Moose turns and walks away
while Garth Rivers simply shakes his head. "Piece of Me" by Britney Spears plays as Bombshell leads Precious Fairchild and Catherine Robinson onto the stage, the three STD members standing together for a few moments and pausing for the many photos being snapped of them. Bombshell then leads them down the ramp towards the ring while the fans cheer them on. Bombshell then slides under the bottom rope into the ring and her partners take their place in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "Like Me" by Girlicious as Chastity, Missy and Kathy Smith all come out in matching outfits and arm in arm with one another. They bow before the crowd and then make their way down the ramp towards the ring, the fans cheering them as well. Kathy pulls herself onto the apron and indicates that she will start this match as she then steps into the ring. Kosmic Kitty - And now, here come the lumberjills! Oopsie Daisy and Sarah Darling come out first, followed closely by Olivia Shmelky and Jen Hawkins. Once they reach ringside, Olivia actually starts talking to Sarah while Jen starts arguing with Daisy. Ricky Simms - This is odd. Sarah and Olivia are both with a Shmelky Brother and are talking like old pals while Oopsie Daisy and Jen Hawkins are seen as the enforcers in this match. Henry Lesher - Lord, this sucks. Get Tommy out here to beat them all up. Kathy and Bombshell start trading punches as referee Mary Sanderson calls for the bell. Kathy whips Bombshell off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick to the mat. Kathy then pulls Bombshell to her corner and tags in Missy. Missy and Kathy then gives Bombshell a double vertical suplex to the mat where Missy goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bombshell. Outside the ring, Daisy and Jen back away from one another rather than fighting it out right now. Inside the ring, Missy stands Bombshell up, whips her into a neutral corner and misses with a shoulder block as Bombshell steps out of the way, grabs Missy by the hair and pulls her to her corner where she tags in Catherine Robinson. Robinson enters the ring and then she and Bombshell both give Missy brutal jabs to the side of the head which bring her down to the mat. Bombshell then leaves the ring while Robinson locks in a full Nelson on Missy. Ricky Simms - Missy at one time assumed the identity and the life of Myst. This is the first time she's wrestled in a long time. Henry Lesher - No one cares. That's why she never wrestles. She's a WhoreBot. Missy gets to her feet and then shows signs of powering out of the hold and Catherine releases her, shoving her through the ropes and right to Oopsie daisy who greets Missy with a clothesline to the floor and then she puts the boots to her while Jen Hawkins charges around the ring and then gives Oopsie Daisy a clothesline to the floor. Hawkins then stands Missy up and rolls her back into the ring before going to the floor in a brawl with Daisy. On the other side of the ring, Sarah and Olivia are looking through a Victoria's Secret catalog and seem oblivious to what is going on around them. Ricky Simms - These are the oddest set of lumberjacks I have ever seen. Henry Lesher - Who are you talking to? No one is watching this crap. Missy gets to her feet and takes an eye gouge from Catherine who then tags in Precious Fairchild. Precious enters the ring and then whips Missy off the ropes and then gives her a spine buster to the mat. Precious then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Missy. Precious then stands Missy up, whips her off the ropes and Missy ducks a clothesline and gives Precious a reverse neck breaker to the mat before rolling to her corner and tagging in Chastity. Chastity enters the ring and stands Precious up, whips her off the ropes and gives her a backdrop to the mat, but Precious converts it to a sunset flip and then rolls Chastity into a school boy while grabbing a handful of tights. 1...2...3! Precious scores a pinfall win on the Diva champ. Ricky Simms - Precious complained she was not on the roster, but she just scored the pinfall win over the champ! Henry Lesher - No one is watching. Our rating is in the negative right now. Precious stands over Chastity victorious, but she is decked by Corina who spears her to the mat as Oopsie Daisy and Jen Hawkins slip into the ring and every girl is brawling, with the exception of Olivia Shmelky and Sarah Darling who slowly walk up the ramp while still browsing a catalog together and comparing Shmelky stories. Ricky Simms - Yeah, this is the oddest diva mess I have ever seen.
Henry Lesher - There, you have months worth of fantasies inside
the ring for your sick desires. I am going to be sick. Shannon Skanes - This date is going to be bad. Bruce Miller - Dude, it's going to be a cat fight. Thanks for inviting me to keep an eye on things. Shannon Skanes - I want things to be simple again. Bruce Miller - I am so not crying for you. You have two beautiful blondes fighting over you. Shannon Skanes - I still love my wife. Bruce Miller - Dude... you need to get over it, rumors being as they are and all. Shannon Skanes - What rumors? Bruce Miller - Ah, it's nothing. You know how the rumor mill is. Pay it no mind. Shannon Skanes - I am going to have to talk to her then. Bruce Miller - Just don't worry about it. The whole thing sounds ridiculous anyway. Shannon walks away shaking his head and mumbling to himself as Lauren Strong then enters the picture. Lauren Strong - You should tell him. He needs to know and it's better coming from you. Bruce Miller - I can't do that. It is just a rumor. The idea that Myst is involved with Rated R is just... insane. It's not possible and it's insane.
Lauren sighs and pats Bruce on the back as they leave the locker
room ans we return to the ring. "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men plays as Gary Barber and JC Michaels come out to the loudest boos of the night. They make their way down the ramp while they discuss strategy and ignore the crowd's reaction to them. They stand at ringside and Barber grabs the microphone from Kosmic Kitty. Gary Barber - I know you don't like me. As my friend here would tell you, we don't care. Enjoy this show as it will be the last where your insane hero Eli holds the belt. Next week, it goes to the rightful man in this company and that's not Jack Spade. It's me. He hands the microphone back to Kosmic Kitty and pulls himself onto the apron as JC enters the ring and their music is replaced by "For You" by Paperback Hero and Eli Ryder steps onto the stage with Moose. Moose seems uneasy about tagging with the unstable Eli, but he stands at his side on the stage and nods towards the wildly cheering fans who are chanting "Moose" which does sound like booing to the untrained ear. Moose and Eli then run down the ramp and they slides under the bottom rope into the ring together, causing JC to retreat to his corner while referee Mark Davis informs them that only one of them can be in the ring right now. Eli and Moose stand and debate it, then Eli steps out onto the apron. Ricky Simms - The main event is here and Gary Barber sounds very confident about his title shot next week. Henry Lesher - Eli's title reign will be a short one. I can't see how he has a chance against a true legend like Barber. Moose and JC circle one another and then move in for a test of strength as the referee rings the bell to get the match officially started. JC has the early edge, but Moose starts to show signs of being the more powerful wrestler. JC then opts to kick Moose in the gut and then places him in a standing side headlock. Moose backs JC into the ropes and then gives him an Irish whip which breaks the hold and then both men go for a shoulder block only to have neither move. They then start trading punches while the crowd cheers. JC then takes a series of forearm smashes to the jaw which back him into a neutral corner. Moose then rakes the eyes of Michaels along the top rope and then gives him a snap mare to the middle of the ring where he then applies a grapevine submission hold on Michaels. The referee checks for a submission, but JC refuses to give up this early on. Ricky Simms - The war has begun and Moose is taking the advantage here. Henry Lesher - I am glad this is our main event, finally some quality inside the ring. JC leans forward for a moment and then snaps his head back, his head striking the chin of Moose which breaks the hold. JC then rolls to his corner and tags in Gary Barber while Moose dives for his corner and tags in Eli. Eli and Gary then collide in the middle of the ring and start trading punches and kicks at one another. Eli then gives Gary an eye gouge and then gives him a knee lift to the gut before giving him a snap suplex to the mat. Eli then stands Gary up and goes for another suplex, but Barber blocks it and then picks Ryder up and then gives him a jack hammer to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Eli Ryder. Ricky Simms - Haven't seen that move in awhile. Henry Lesher - Well, a real wrestler never did it before. Barber stands Ryder up, whips him into a neutral corner and then gives him a vicious right hook to the jaw that brings Eli down to the mat. Eli then rolls himself out to the floor to try and reverse the momentum. Gary Barber leaves the ring in pursuit of Eli Ryder and takes a knee to the gut from Eli who then picks Gary Barber up and slams him to the floor. Ryder then stands Barber up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Ryder then rolls Barber back into the ring before rolling himself in as well. Ricky Simms - Eli turned things around outside the ring. Henry Lesher - Well, it should be fun to watch. I can't believe I am saying that, but Spade, Ryder and Barber are all brawlers, so it should actually be a worthy main event. Ricky Simms - Was that a compliment for the CWA? Henry Lesher - Don't get used to it, but yes. Eli Ryder applies an STF on Gary Barber and the referee checks for a submission. JC Michaels opts to enter the ring and kicks Eli in the back of the head only to take a clothesline to the mat from Moose right after that. Moose then lands a series of punches to the head on JC Michaels, then shoves him out of the ring to the floor. Moose then dives through the ropes onto JC Michaels. Inside the ring, Eli and Gary get to their feet and again they start trading punches to the head. Gary whips Eli into the corner and then he charges in for a shoulder block. Eli side steps it, but Gary doesn't allow his momentum to carry him into the corner and he rolls Eli into a small package for the pin, his feet on the bottom rope for added leverage. 1...2... Moose shoves Gary's feet off the ropes and Eli rolls the small package over. 1...2...3! Eli Ryder and Moose win the match. Ricky Simms - Moose aids his partner and JC and Gary take the fall this week in a match that could have gone either way. Eli gets bragging rights heading into next week's title match. Henry Lesher - Yeah, he had better enjoy that. It might be the only week he gets to enjoy. Moose rolls himself into the ring and then shakes hands with Eli, then points at the title belt Eli now has over his shoulder and Moose apparently serves notice he wants a title match soon as well. Ricky Simms - Moose intends on being a top contender for that belt soon. Henry Lesher - Then he will get there. He always gets what he wants somehow. We fade to black as an upset JC Michaels and Gary Barber head up the ramp and inform the camera that they won't fail again. |
