October 26, 2008

The Halloween Theme plays and we see what appears to be Michael Myers from the moves of the same name and fame, walking through the darkness with a knife in his right hand. To his left and right we then see images of wrestlers from the CWA. We see Hoshi Yakamoto, Tommy Purr, Gary Barber, Jack Spade, Ghost, Dragon, Lone Star, Eternity, JC Michaels, Myst, Bombshell, Kathy Smith, Shannon Skanes, Moose and Eli Ryder before we look backstage where, as the show opens we see Eternity step out of his limo, with a pair of dark sunglasses on and carrying his bag in his arm. He has a smile on his face when suddenly he hears a voice..

Voice - Hey Eternity, can I have your autograph???

Eternity - Sorry bu.....

All of a sudden we see Lone Star with a telescopic nightstick in his hand and he whacks Eternity right in the side of the head! Eternity drops like a gunshot and looks to be out cold.

Lone Star - You guys want gang warfare? Well that's exactly what you're going to get!

Lone Star drops the nightstick on the ground as some CWA officials are trying to help Eternity who is out cold. The scene goes to ringside.

Ricky Simms - That was earlier tonight, as the camera crews were setting up. What will happen next?

Henry Lesher - Looks like a handicap match for Gary, JC and Dragon.

Ricky Simms - Let's take a live look backstage to see what's happening now.

Henry Lesher - I won't care.

Backstage we see the BLPW crew of JC, Gary Barber, and Dragon walking in the parking garage, as a gray sedan pulls up. The four men stop as the vehicle comes to a stop and out steps the CWA champion Eli Ryder, who pauses and turns to help Kira out of the car as well.

JC – Well what do we have here?

Eli turns to look at JC and his crew, as he holds his title on his shoulder.

Eli – What can I help you guys with?

The BLPW guys move in closer on the champ.

JC – I don’t know I think it seems like in a battle to take control of the CWA we are going to need to get our hands on that thing on your shoulder. Why don’t you just save yourself the trouble Eli, and hand it over. You know you can’t beat Gary anyway, and chances are we are going to end up kicking your ass a few times in the process.

Eli – This ain’t junior high JC, you can’t threaten me and take my lunch money. You want this title, I busted my ass to get it and if you guys want it then…

Gary Barber – We have to bust your ass to take it?

With that Dragon comes flying into the shot and cold cocks Eli in the mouth with a sucker punch. Eli stumbles backwards as Kira screams and Eternity, JC and Gary all move in. Dragon grabs the champ by the head and blast him with a big right hand, while JC delivers a kick to the midsection, and Gary Barber comes in with a knee lift to Eli’s jaw. The champ crumbles to the ground as the crew moves in on him. Out of nowhere Jack Spade comes running in wielding a steel chair. He swings in Gary Barber’s direction, but Gary is able to avoid the shot. Spade turns and swings towards JC who also moves out of the way, but the BLPW crew retreat quickly.

JC – Don’t worry Eli, I’m sure we’ll see you around.

Kira walks over to Jack who is glaring at the BLPW guys.

Kira – Thank you.

Behind them Eli brings himself to his feet.

Jack Spade – I didn’t do it for you, or for him.

With that Jack turns and blast Eli with the steel chair, knocking the champ back to the ground. Jack tosses the chair on the ground and walks off. Kira goes over and kneels by Eli to see if he is ok.

The Bomb Shelter

"Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa plays in the arena as the crowd gives Bombshell a strong reaction. The Divas Champion saunters out to the ring in her Bride costume from "Kill Bill Vol. 1" in preparation for her title defense later in the evening. Bombshell climbs up the steel stairs and steps into the ring where everything is set up for The Bomb Shelter. The music fades out as Bombshell, title belt slung over her shoulder, takes a microphone from Kosmic Kitty at ringside and addresses the audience.

BOMBSHELL: Welcome to The Bomb Shelter, ladies and gentlemen ... the number one Diva-hosted program on CWA Television ... hosted by THE Diva of the CWA, and NOT hosted by Chastity ... A Diva. Now, my guest tonight is someone who made waves weeks ago at "Pyrophoric" by stampeding out of nowhere to become the CWA Aerial Champion. Ladies and gentlemen ... DANIEL McCOY!!!!

"Can't Stop (22nd Century Lifestyle)" by pre) Thing begins to play as McCoy makes his way out to the stage to a rather strong mixed reaction. McCoy pays no attention, confidently making his way to the ring. He jumps up onto the ring apron, Aerial Title over his shoulder, and his music fades as he adjusts the belt.

BOMBSHELL: Now, Daniel ... you requested to be my guest this evening for a very important reason, do you have something important to say to your number one contenders, Hoshi Yakamoto and 6Pac Dudley?

DANIEL McCOY: Hell nah! As far as Ah'm concerned, those two kids have gotten a bit big for their britches ... and it doesn't matter who Ah' face, Ah'm gonna' show 'em the true meanin' of Southern Comfort and make 'em realize why Ah'm the champ and why Ah'm the REAL McCoy.

BOMBSHELL: Soooooo ... why exactly did you request to out here on The Bomb Shelter?

DANIEL McCOY: Well, as ya'll know, mah' business partner Tommy Purr ...

The crowd cheers loud for the former CWA World Champion as McCoy pauses until they simmer down.

DANIEL McCOY: ... Was brutally assaulted by Eli Ryder at 'Pyrophoric.' Eli tore Tommy's ACL ... and since then, he's been actin' all batshit crazy ...

BOMBSHELL: I don't think you can say that on air ...

DANIEL McCOY: Sorry. Eli's been acting all batshit loony ... attackin' people with baloney on his face and stuff. So, here's how Ah' see it ... Ah've got all this money at my disposal, Ah'm gonna' do my partner a favor. Ah'm gonna' take care of that weasel for him. Almost like an early Christmas gift. Ah' will award $250,000 of my own money to the person who forces the arena EMT's to send Eli to the hospital. Ah' want him maimed and ah' went him hurt. Ah' don't care how ... Ah' just want him broken, bruised, and bloody. And-

Suddenly, the crowd cheers as Hoshi's music begins to play. McCoy is irritated as Hoshi comes out in her Playboy bunny costume. Hoshi steps into the ring and takes the microphone from McCoy as her music fades.

HOSHI YAKAMOTO: Danny, you think you can just come out here and flaunt your money and get things done the way you want them to? I don't think so! You're crossing the line here, and I'm going to put a stop to your bullying and intimidation tactics ... but not before I beat down one of The Glamour Girls ...

"Girlicious" begins to play as Bombshell rolls her eyes. Jen Hawkins, Kathy Smith, Olivia Shmelky, Chastity, Missy, and Lauren Strong step out in their own Halloween costumes. The crowd gives them a strong ovation as they invade the ring and stare down Bombshell and Hoshi. Chastity tears the microphone away from Hoshi and addresses her and Bombshell

CHASTITY: Hoshi, really, you should be paying more attention to real competition, not some hick who the audience can't understand. And Yvonne, this just goes to show why I should be hosting the top-rated Diva program on this show and not you ... you turn it into a circus with your stupid guests, stupid dialogue, and of course, your supporting cast could use some fine-tuning.

"Miss Delaney" hits the PA system as the crowd erupts again. Now it's Bombshell's posse of STD members marching down the ramp in their Halloween costumes. Leda, Oopsie Daisy, Sarah Darling, Precious, and Mrs. Robinson step into the ring, which is certainly overcrowded now. The music fades as Chastity and Bombshell stare one another down ... their respective stables behind them.

CHASTITY: It's going to get ugly in here regardless of the hot women in this ring ... but do you really want me to embarrass you on your own talk show, Champ? Step down, if you know what's good for you and your girls.

Bombshell smirks as the STDivas shout and holler from behind her. Suddenly, Bombshell hauls off and slaps Chastity. Chastity lunges forward, and suddenly both factions go at it. Hoshi tackles McCoy and the two roll out of the ring as the Divas tear apart the Bomb Shelter. Sarah tosses out Olivia, the wife of her boyfriend's brother. Precious kicks Lauren through the ropes while Mrs. Robinson shoves Kathy off of the apron and to the floor. Oopsie bench presses Jen and causes her to land on Kathy while Leda hits a Spinning Heel Kick to Missy, who rolls out of the ring. Bombshell charges at Chastity and Clotheslines her over the top-rope as The Glamour Girls stand united on the outside. The crowd goes wild as Chastity smirks, holding her jaw and grinning.

Rose and Jeannie, the Puck Bunnies, are seen entering the arena where they are headed off by Wyatt Gibson.

Wyatt Gibson - Ladies, Ricky and Julian aren't here tonight.

Rose - We are going to make sure Yvonne doesn't get a date with our men.

Wyatt Gibson - Jordan warned me this might happen.

Jeannie - She's been telling us to stay out of CWA things, but our boys are involved in this.

Wyatt Gibson - Thanks for coming out girls.

Wyatt turns and leaves while security then ushers Rose and Jeannie back out into the night.

Rose - We won't let this stand! If Yvonne gets a date with a man of ours, this whole company will pay!

Wyatt Gibson - *as he walks away* Yeah... I am so scared.

Diva Title Gauntlet

"Naked Cousin" by PJ Harvey plays as Chastity makes her way onto the stage, dressed as a ninja in a pink robe and pants combo which has red trim and a red belt around the waist of the robe. Her mask is all pink to match the outfit which draws cheers from the crowd. She stands on stage for a few moments and then makes her way down the ramp to the ring before jumping onto the apron and then leaping over the top rope into the ring. She then tests the ropes while her music fades and then we hear "Switch 625" by Def Leppard and Hoshi Yakamoto comes out to the cheers of the crowd as well, louder than those enjoyed by Chastity. Hoshi is dressed as a Playboy bunny and blows a kiss towards the crowd before she starts towards the ring. She shakes her head as she sees ninja Chastity awaiting her. She then steps up onto the apron and gets into the ring, having a few words with referee Noah Skanes about this match and what she expects of him tonight in terms of officiating.

Ricky Simms - The Halloween Diva match starts the action tonight.

Henry Lesher - Just keep both hands on the table, sicko. It's brutal enough I have to sit here. I don't want you to enjoy it too much.

Noah calls for the bell and Chastity poses in the crane kick position from Karate Kid. Hoshi shakes her head again, then dives and cuts the feet out from under Chastity, then shoves her out of the ring to the floor. Hoshi then rolls herself out after Chastity and starts putting the boots to her on the floor, then stands her up and whips her shoulder first into the steel ring steps before she rolls her back into the ring. Hoshi then jumps onto the apron, leaps to the top rope and waits for Chastity to stand before leaping off and bringing her down to the mat with a flying head scissors. Hoshi then stands Chastity up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a monkey flip back to the middle of the ring. Hoshi follows that up with a springboard moonsault onto the fallen Chastity which draws cheers from the fans.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi is showing a real mean streak here as she said she would.

Henry Lesher - Oh, it's not like she is fighting a real wrestler.

Hoshi stands Chastity up and again whips her into the buckle. She then unties the robe Chastity is wearing and tears it off, revealing another robe which matches the first. Chastity then kicks a surprised Hoshi in the gut, then whips her to the opposite corner and then gives her a clothesline in the corner buckle before giving her a series of kicks to the gut that bring her down to the mat. Chastity then boot chokes Hoshi while the referee warns her against these tactics. Chastity stops the choke, stands Hoshi up and then gives her a snap mare to the mat and then tears off her tiny top which has a Playboy bunny head on it, revealing her bra. Chastity then starts strangling her with her top.

Ricky Simms - Chastity is showing her mean streak here.

Henry Lesher - Let's not mention the word streak. If anyone in this match streaks, I quit.

Ricky Simms - So it's win-win then.

Chastity releases her choke on Hoshi and stands her up, whips her through the ropes and out to the floor and then lands a suicide dive through the ropes onto Hoshi, sending her crashing into the guard railing. Chastity then stands Hoshi up and takes a jawbreaker from Hoshi who then unties Chastity's second rope and tears it off, revealing a third robe. Chastity then knees Hoshi in the gut and slams her head into the ring apron before rolling her into the ring. Chastity then rolls herself into the ring and then stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Hoshi ducks it and then gives Chastity a backcracker. Hoshi then unties and tears off the third robe which reveals a fourth. Hoshi then starts choking Chastity, clearly beyond frustrated with her opponent's game plan.

Ricky Simms - How many robes does she have on?

Henry Lesher - Maybe Hoshi will strip her down to find out she's wrestling a remote control coat rack and it's not Chastity at all.

Hoshi stands Chastity up, goes for the Irish whip and Chastity reverses it. Hoshi does a hand spring off the ropes and goes for a head scissors. Chastity pulls Hoshi by the feet, catching her and then giving her an airplane spin before sending her crashing to the mat. Chastity then grabs Hoshi's shorts, pulls them off and Hoshi is in her bra and panties, eliminated from the match.

Ricky Simms - A wise costume choice by Chastity keeps her in this match.

Henry Lesher - Anything that keeps a woman covered is a good choice.

"Piece of Me" by Britney Spears plays as Bombshell comes out onto the stage and stares down at Chastity inside the ring with contempt, complete in the Bride outfit from Kill Bill. She even has what appears to be a samurai sword in her hands and she marches down the ramp towards the ring as Uma did before doing in O'Ren. Chastity's eyes show concern as she watches Bombshell make her way down the ramp and she explains to Noah Skanes that he cannot allow Bombshell to reach ringside with that blade in her hands.

Ricky Simms - Bombshell, who has been somewhat mentally imbalanced, is out here dressed as the most violent female character in movie history tonight.

Henry Lesher - Kill Bill movies are fantastic. At least the beheading will be fun to watch. Bombshell wins by forfeit then.

Bombshell lays the sword down on the timekeeper's table and then lays her title belt on top of that. She then looks into the ring at Chastity and narrows her eyes while sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. Hoshi is seen retreating along the side of the ramp, but she stops to look back, wrapped in a towel as Kira comes out to join her in watching the conclusion of this match. She hands Hoshi a pair of blue jeans and a black T-shirt to get dressed so she won't feel so cold as her part is done now. Inside the ring, Bombshell and Chastity circle one another and Chastity says something that Bombshell doesn't like. Bombshell thumbs Chastity in the eye and then gives Chastity a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Bombshell then stands and then gives Chastity a leg drop across the throat. Bombshell follows that up by standing Chastity up, whipping her into the corner and then placing a boot to her throat, using the ropes for added leverage while the referee threatens to disqualify her.

Ricky Simms - Much like Hoshi did earlier, Bombshell is really taking the early action to Chastity.

Henry Lesher - Well, Bombshell is an actual wrestler though. Hoshi is fodder.

Bombshell releases the choke and then unties another of Chastity's robe, tears it off and reveals a fifth robe. Bombshell starts in on that one, as well, but Chastity gives her a knee lift to the gut, switches spots with her and then starts boot choking Bombshell. Chastity the gives Bombshell an arm drag to the middle of the ring and then applies an arm bar on the champ. Bombshell quickly gets to her feet only to have Chastity pull her by the hair back down to the mat. The referee warns Chastity about this as Bombshell again gets to her feet. Chastity releases the arm bar and gives Bombshell a clothesline back down to the mat. Chastity then unzips the front of Bombshell's yellow outfit and starts to slip it off her shoulders, but Bombshell gives Chastity a monkey flip to the middle of the ring. Bombshell then goes to the corner buckle and makes her way to the top rope. She waits for Chastity to stand and then lands a flying clothesline to the mat on her. Bombshell then tears the fifth robs off of Chastity who is finally reduced to her bra which draws cheers from the crowd.

Ricky Simms - Chastity's plan got her this far, but the dream may die here.

Henry Lesher - As mine did years ago.

Bombshell stands Chastity up, whips her off the ropes and ducks her head for a backdrop, but Chastity instead picks Bombshell up and gives her a power bomb to the mat and then rolls Bombshell face down and pulls her Bride outfit off her shoulders and down to her waist before Bombshell pushes her off of her and out to the floor. Chastity lands awkwardly on her right foot and appears to twist her ankle. Bombshell rolls herself out to the floor and grabs the samurai sword off of the table and heads towards Chastity with it.

Ricky Simms - Oh this is not good.

Henry Lesher - A beheading, I called it!

Noah Skanes leaves the ring and grabs the sword out of Bombshell's grip. She starts yelling at Noah which gives Chastity an opening. She tackles Bombshell to the floor and then tears off the Bride outfit, leaving her reduced to her bra and panties which causes Noah Skanes to call for the bell. He places the sword on the timekeeper's table and then grabs the title belt and hands it to the new champ, Chastity.

Ricky Simms - What a huge upset by Chastity!

Henry Lesher - Bombshell is going to kill everyone now. This cost her a date with Shannon.

Chastity takes the belt and starts making her way up the ramp while we see the Yakamoto Sisters looking on and applauding the new champ while Hoshi looks concerned for Yvonne as well. Bombshell gets to her feet and hears Chastity's music playing, then grabs the sword off the timekeeper's table and grabs Noah by the arm. She gives him an evil grin and orders him to the back while the fans are hushed and Hoshi steps in to calm her down. Bombshell threatens to cut Hoshi and she's forced to stand down, allowing Bombshell to pass by.

Bombshell - *as she passes the camera* If Shannon wants to see his son in one piece, he'll meet me for the date he owes me. I have been there for him and I will not lose my chance. Not now, not after all this time!

Ricky Simms - Holy crap, she's snapped!

Henry Lesher - This is great. Now go back and take a swipe at Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - You are seriously disturbed, Doc.

We go backstage as we see Lone Star walking with a bottle of water in his hands. He stops at the water cooler and begins filling his bottle of water when suddenly we see him get cracked across the back with an aluminum baseball bat! As the camera pans around we see JC Michaels holding the bat as Lone Star is leaning against the cooler.]

JC - You want to play those kinds of games...well we can play them too.

JC then grabs the bat and cracks Lone Star right in the back of the head with it and he drops to the floor in a heap. JC laughs and drops the bat on the ground as some CWA officials are rushing to the scene and trying to cover up Lone Star.

JC - Here's a little something for the headache....

JC reaches in his pocket and drops a bottle of Advil on him and walks away. The scene goes back to ringside.

Henry Lesher - Well I think JC might have just evened the odds later tonight!

Ricky Simms - This is completely out of control. Wyatt needs to stop this or there won't be anyone left for the main event tonight.

Eli Ryder vs. AJ Cameron

"What I've Done" by Linkin Park plays as AJ Cameron makes his way onto the stage, the crowd giving him a warmer reaction than he normally receives. He stands on the stage for a few moments and takes a few deep breaths before he makes his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring.

Ricky Simms – AJ looks focused tonight. And he has to wonder what version of the CWA Champion will be coming through that curtain.

"Psychosocial" by Slipknot plays as we see NC-17 stepping out onto the stage. He receives loud boos from the crowd while he stands on the stage his arms outstretched soaking it all in.

Henry Lesher – Yes! Next to Frank Merritt this guy might be my favorite CWA star right now.

Ricky Simms – Eli Ryder?

Henry Lesher – No NC-17.

Ricky Simms – It’s the same guy!

NC-17 begins to make his way down the ramp, but before he can get to the ring AJ Cameron slides out of the ring and rushes NC-17. The two men begin to exchange punches. The ref is yelling for them to climb into the ring but it’s no use. AJ gains the upper hand landing three big right hands knocking NC-17 backwards. AJ moves towards NC-17 who delivers a hard kick to the gut of AJ. NC-17 stands and moves towards the ring steps trying to get his bearings. He turns to look at AJ who rushes him and spears NC-17 hard into the ring steps. The steps go flying as NC-17 clutches his back while on the ground and AJ holds his head.

Henry Lesher – AJ about knocked both of them out.

AJ stands up and pulls Nc-17 to his feet, he whips him hard into the steel ring barricade. NC-17 hits back first. AJ rushes and delivers a clothesline as both men tumble over the railing and into the crowd. AJ climbs on NC-17 and begins to rain down punch after punch.

Ricky Simms – They are going to have to get this thing inside the ring here soon or this match is going to be thrown out.

AJ stands up and pulls NC-17 to his feet. He whips hard into the guard rail again, this time NC-17 hits face first and flips over the thing back into the ring side area. AJ waits as NC-17 tries to get to his feet. AJ runs and leapfrogs up onto the edge of the guard rail then leaps off nailing the champ with a flying clothesline. Both men tumble towards the ring.

Ricky Simms – Maybe we are finally going to get them into the ring and start the match.

Henry Lesher – This is way better as it is.

AJ is up first and climbs up onto the ring apron. He waits as NC-17 slowly climbs to his feet. AJ leaps off towards NC-17 who grabs AJ around the waist and falls backwards, dropping AJ’s throat across the steel guard rail. AJ writhes in pain on the ground as NC-17 slowly gets to his feet. He goes over tossing the time keeper out of their chair he takes the chair and folds it up, he walks back over towards AJ who is up to his knees now trying to get his breath. AJ gets to his feet and turns to see NC-17 coming at him with the chair. NC-17 swings the chair but AJ moves out of the way and NC-17 connects the steel chair with the steel guard rail. Hurting his hands he drops the chair then turns to face AJ who kicks him in the midsection and then drops an elbow across the back of NC-17’s head. AJ grabs a nearby electrical cable and wraps it around NC-17’s neck. He then grabs the cable and moves to the ring dragging NC-17 on the ground with him. AJ climbs into the ring and stands holding the cable over the top rope pulling upward, choking NC-17 with everything he’s got. NC-17’s feet are barely touching the ground as AJ pulls upwards. AJ releases the cable for a moment to gather his strength. As he does NC-17 crumbles forward but is able to get his hands on the steel chair. Aj pulls up again on the cable, but this time NC-17 swings upward with the chair connecting with AJ’s head and sending the young Cameron sprawling backwards and blood begins to trickle down his bald head. NC-17 slides the chair into the ring then goes in after.

Henry Lesher – There you go they are in the ring now.

Ricky Simms – It’s too late this match has been thrown out a long time ago.

Henry Lesher – So this is just a fight?

Ricky Simms – Pretty much.

Henry Lesher – Sweet.

Nc-17 stomps down on AJ repeatedly, then pulls him to his feet. He whips him through the ropes and to ground outside once again. He follows him out and clears off the announce table. He goes back and pulls AJ to his feet, as he grabs him by the arm and lands the Side Effect on him outside on the floor. NC-17 to his feet, rolls AJ up onto the announce table, then climbs up onto the ring apron, then he climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Ricky Simms – Is he insane!?!?!

Henry Lesher – Hell yeah he is, that’s why I like him.

NC-17 lets a chorus of boos reign down on him and then he leaps off for the Disasterpiece towards the announce table and AJ Cameron, but at the last Second AJ rolls out of the way and NC-17 goes crashing through the announce table. The crowd begins to chant “HOLY SHIT!” As AJ pulls himself to his feet and then pulls the lifeless body of NC-17 out of the wreckage and rolls him into the ring. He sets him up in the corner, then grabs the steel chair that is in the ring. AJ runs towards NC-17 and holding the chair out, he dropkicks the chair into the face of NC-17. NC-17 crumbles to the side. AJ stands him up and ties his arms up in between the top and middle ropes. AJ once again grabs the steel chair and unloads on NC-17 with several rapid fire chair shots to the head.

Ricky Simms – This is getting out of hand. Eli Ryder hasn’t moved since going through the announce table and he has now taken half a dozen or so chair shots.

Henry Lesher – People love violence.

AJ stands back for a moment before going back and in grabbing the chin of NC-17 and lifting it up. He yells at him, as we see blood trickling out from under the mask. AJ spits in the face of NC-17. Then rears back and again unloads with several more shots from the steel chair. Kira Yakamoto comes running down the aisle and slides into the ring yelling at AJ to stop. She steps in between the two as Aj stands back and smiles wiping his own blood from his forehead. Kira pries the ropes apart as NC-17 crumbles to the mat. Kira kneels next to him to check on him, but AJ pushes her out of the way.

Ricky Simms – AJ is out of control.

Henry Lesher – Is he trying to kill NC-17?

Ricky Simms – Or Eli Ryder?

AJ hoist NC-17 up onto the top turnbuckle, then climbs up behind him for the End of Days. He leaps off flipping, driving NC-17 to the mat on his back. Kira screams at AJ to stop but he ignores her and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle. AJ stands for a second staring down at NC-17. He leaps off connecting with the shooting star press. Finally the ring begins to fill up security to put a stop to the beating. Kira kneels over the lifeless body of NC-17, as there is blood all over his shirt and coming out from under the mask. AJ stands looking down at NC-17 as security ushers him out of the ring. AJ backs up the aisle glaring back at the ring.

Myst is storming out of her office when she comes face to face with Jordan Gibson.

Myst - I was just coming out to fire you.

Jordan Gibson - Let's not do anything irrational here.

Myst - My son was kidnapped by a crazy bitch with a sword. This is way beyond irrational!

Jordan Gibson - If we can get Shannon to go on a date with her...

Myst - That was if she won. She lost. She lost to a bubble headed Glamour Girl.

Jordan Gibson - Chastity actually wrestled smart in there.

Myst - You're pissing me off, Jordan. If she doesn't return my son, she's fired.

Jordan Gibson - Let me handle this.

Myst - The diva division is your division. I HAVE been letting you handle it. You're doing a terrible job and now Noah is God knows where while you're telling me to calm down!

Jordan Gibson - We need to bring something to Yvonne to get her out of this state of mind.

Kathy Smith steps in behind Myst.

Kathy Smith - I can help.

Myst turns and scowls when she sees Kathy there.

Myst - Unlikely unless you plan to have sex with her. That's all you're good for.

Kathy Smith - Noah is fine. Missy is tailing Bombshell and Shannon and I have a plan.

Myst - Which is what?

Kathy Smith - We will make Yvonne an offer later in the show. We'll see if she takes it. If she doesn't, you can fire her skanky ass for all I care.

Myst - If she doesn't take it, I'll fire her and you as well.

Kathy Smith - Deal.

Kathy leaves and Jordan shrugs.

Jordan Gibson - See? I have it all under control.

Myst - Damn all of you.

Myst returns to her office, slamming the door with nearly enough force to pull it off of its hinges.

Jack Spade vs. Shannon Skanes

"King of the Stereo" by Saliva plays as Jack Spade makes his way onto the stage, the crowd giving him a solid ovation. The former CWA champion makes his way down the ramp towards the ring, giving fans high fives along the way. He then stops at ringside and pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He then leans against the corner buckle, folds his arms across his chest and waits while his music fades. We then hear "Sic Transit Gloria" by Brand New and we see Shannon marching through the parking lot and into the building. He is seen making his way through the backstage area and finally starts making his way up the steps onto the stage where he is joined by Bruce Miller and Kathy Smith. The three of them make their way down the ramp towards the ring while Jack Spade is already shouting at Shannon.

Ricky Simms - This week saw some harsh words exchanged between these two. This should make for quite the match.

Henry Lesher - It was old school Shannon for sure. He's not the owner anymore, so he has nothing to lose.

Ricky Simms - Myst can't be happy to see him join forces with his ex-wife Kathy like this.

Henry Lesher - I doubt she cares.

Ricky Simms - One has to wonder how Shannon will focus knowing his son is in Bombshell's clutches as we speak.

Henry Lesher - If he cared, he wouldn't be out here. He would be after her.

Shannon makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron and then pulls himself through the ropes into the ring. Referee Steve Blake then calls for the bell and the match is started. Spade and Shannon start out trading punches and kicks at one another. Spade then whips Shannon off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat followed by a series of kicks to the ribs. Spade then stands Shannon up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Spade drops and rolls himself out after Shannon, then reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Spade sets the table while Shannon uses the guard railing to pull himself to his feet. Spade greets him with an eye gouge, then picks him up for a power bomb, but Shannon manages to get free and then gives Spade a knee to the gut, picks him up and slams him on top of the table. Shannon then jumps onto the ring apron and then leaps off, giving Spade a leg drop which sends him right through the table and to the floor. Shannon then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Shannon and Spade battling in hardcore style with Shannon having the early edge.

Henry Lesher - I like the violence, so it masks the fact the participants are not to my liking.

Shannon stands Jack Spade up and slams his head into the ring apron and then gives him a snap suplex to the floor. Shannon then reaches under the ring and pulls out a kendo stick. He proceeds to strike Jack across the back with it while nearby fans cheer the violence. Shannon then starts trying to choke Spade out with the kendo stick, but Spade gives Shannon a snap mare to the floor, grabs the kendo stick from his grasp and then drills him in the ribs with it. Spade gets to his feet and starts hitting Shannon across the back with the kendo stick before he then moves in and goes for a choke. Shannon ducks and gives Spade an arm drag to the floor. Shannon then gives Spade a knee drop to the forehead and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Both men are battered and bruised already here.

Henry Lesher - I love it, so shut up and let me enjoy it.

Shannon stands Jack up and rolls him into the ring before he rolls himself in. Shannon then places Jack's throat over the bottom rope and starts choking him with it. Jack answers with an eye gouge on Shannon and then pulls himself back out to the floor. Shannon is close behind as Jack grabs a chair at ringside. Jack clocks Shannon across the top of the head with the chair twice and then slams it across the back of his head as he falls to the floor. Jack then places the chair across the back of Shannon Skanes and then goes to the ring apron, climbs up and then lands a leg drop to the chair from there which cracks over the back of the former CWA owner. Jack then rolls Shannon over for the pin. 1...2... Shannon rolls a shoulder out. Jack slaps the floor and has a few words for the referee about the speed of the count while he stands Shannon up and then whips him shoulder first into the guard railing. Jack then picks Shannon up and slams him onto the announce table.

Ricky Simms - Someone is going through our table.

Henry Lesher - Excellent.

Jack climbs onto the ring apron and then makes his way to the top rope. Jack leaps off and misses with a flying elbow smash as Shannon rolls himself off of the table. Jack crashes through the table and sits among the wreckage while Shannon uses the ring apron to slowly get to his feet. Shannon then pulls Jack out of the busted table pieces and places him in a headlock on the floor and sets for a vertical suplex. Jack blocks the suplex, then picks Shannon up and holds him in the air for a few moments before giving him a brain buster to the floor. Jack then hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Shannon rolls his shoulder out at the last possible moment. Jack then stands Shannon up and rolls him into the ring and then reaches under the ring and pulls out another table. Jack slides the table under the bottom rope into the ring before he rolls himself into the ring. Jack then sets the table up in the corner while Shannon gets to his hands and knees. Jack kicks Shannon in the side of the head and then he picks him up over his shoulder and gives him a power slam through the table and down to the mat. Jack again goes for the pin. 1...2... Shannon gets a foot on the bottom rope.

Ricky Simms - I thought Spade had him there.

Henry Lesher - I like the fact these guys don't like each other. Shannon is softening Jack up for NC-17, too.

Jack Spade stands Shannon up and whips him to the opposite corner buckle and then gives him a running knee lift to the chest. He then gives Shannon a double under hook suplex to the mat. Jack again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shannon and Jack is left shaking his head. Jack stands Shannon up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Jack then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor as well. He stands Shannon up and then gives him a DDT to the floor. Jack then picks up the ring steps and looks ready to finish Shannon off, but Shannon lands a low blow on Jack Spade which brings him down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Desperation is the name of the game for Shannon right now.

Henry Lesher - Very well done, Shannon, but you said he didn't have any balls this week.

The referee starts counting both men down on the floor while the crowd starts a chant for Jack Spade, though a few are chanting for the former owner as well. Both Jack and Shannon are bleeding from the forehead due to the punishment dished out in this match and neither is moving quickly. Jack gets to his hands and knees first, then goes for the pin on Shannon. 1...2... Shannon again kicks out at the last possible moment.

Ricky Simms - That was so close.

Henry Lesher - Close means nothing, just like Spade.

Jack uses the ring steps to get himself to his feet while Shannon rolls over face down on the floor. Jack grabs a steel chair and rears back to strike Shannon with it. He brings the chair down to the back of the head on Shannon and then does it a second time before the referee calls for the bell and then stands over Shannon.

Ricky Simms - Referee Steve Blake has declared Shannon unable to continue this match.

Henry Lesher - Superior decision to Jack Spade, but what a match!

Jack Spade looks down at the bloodied Shannon and then tosses the chair aside. He looks over at Bruce Miller, then at Kathy Smith and then he spits blood onto the floor before he slowly starts making his way up the ramp towards the back and we see medics making their way down to attend to Shannon while Kathy Smith asks for the microphone from Kosmic Kitty at ringside.

Kathy Smith - Okay, Yvonne, here is the deal. If you want a date with Shannon, and kidnapping Noah was meant to make that happen, you have a deal. The thing is, there is a catch. We have your crazy ass over a barrel and we intend to use that. You're so insane you kidnapped a man in front of all of these witnesses and the cameras taping it all. We can call the police and have you put away. Your date with Shannon comes at a price. You return Noah unharmed and you get a date with Shannon.... and I tag along. Next week, I have no dance partner inside the ring. Next week, bring whoever you want to tag with you and I bring my girls with me. We fight it out in tag action and really show the world how we feel for one another. You date with Shannon will then be AFTER that match. Oh, correction, your date with Shannon and me will be after that match. It's that or a nice long stay in jail, Bombshell.

Kathy tosses the microphone back to Kosmic Kitty and then walks with Bruce as they follow the medics up the ramp, Shannon on a stretcher and barely awake.

Ricky Simms - She might be dating him at the hospital.

Henry Lesher - Well, most men need cures for itching after dating her, so it makes sense to start there.

Ricky Simms - That's just plain wrong.

Myst is seen sitting in her office filing her nails when her door opens and Jordan Gibson enters the office.

Myst - What do you want?

Jordan Gibson - Well, did you hear Kathy out there?

Myst - Yeah, sounds like she made a GM call.

Jordan Gibson - Are you okay with it? I can stop this.

Myst - You might be out of a job soon. If Kathy does your job for you again, you can consider yourself gone.

Jordan Gibson - There's just so much happening. It's hard to keep track of.

Myst - You get paid to keep track, Jordan. Do better or risk losing your job.

Jordan nods and exits the office, leaving Myst to more important issues like her nails and her make up.

Six-Man Survivor Series Cage Match

"Voices" by Rev Theory plays as Malk leads Scavenger and Moose onto the stage, the cage now being lowered over the ring for this big main event tonight. The crowd gives the three a warm ovation and Moose chants start up from the crowd. The three men talk on their way towards the ring as working together and having a strategy will be the keys here. Moose is the first inside the cage while Scavenger tests it from the outside, seeing whether or not it has the strength to take the punishment necessary without breaking. Malk paces at ringside while Moose takes his spot inside the ring and then Scavenger pulls himself onto the apron and stands in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men and Gary Barber leads his team of JC Michaels and Dragon onto the stage. They don't look happy tonight, clearly both teams upset over the attacks which took place earlier tonight and caused their numbers to drop by one member each.

Ricky Simms - This is the main event, a match with six major superstars in this business.

Henry Lesher - If you say so. I see four major stars and Scavenger and Malk as their fodder.

JC is the first into the cage and he pulls himself onto the apron while Barber and Dragon make their way to their corner and step up onto the apron as well. JC then steps through the ropes into the ring and referee Mark Davis calls for the bell to get the match started. Moose then signals that he wants a test of strength with JC. JC moves in and locks hands with Moose. Both men struggle to get the early advantage in this one. Moose shows signs he is winning the test of strength as he begins to bend JC's hands back. JC then gives Moose a kick to the gut and then a head butt that drives him back to the ropes. JC then whips Moose off the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut before giving him a pump handle slam to the mat where he goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. JC then pulls Moose to his corner and tags in Dragon.

Ricky Simms - Moose is in the wrong corner in a big way here.

Henry Lesher - Well, he also has horrible partners, so there's little hope for Moose.

Dragon and JC Michaels stand Moose up and then gives him a double vertical suplex to the mat. JC then exits the ring as Dragon stands Moose up and then whips him into a neutral corner. Dragon then gives Moose a hip toss back to the middle of the ring. Dragon then places Moose in an abdominal stretch, while the crowd again starts chanting for Moose. Moose shows signs of powering out as we see Scavenger and Malk pacing nervously on the apron, both wanting to get into this match. Moose manages to give Dragon a hip toss to the mat in order to break the hold and then lunges to his corner where he tags in Scavenger. Scavenger rushes in and gives Dragon a knee lift to the side of the head and then gives him a swinging neck breaker to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... Gary Barber kicks Scavenger in the back to break up the count.

Ricky Simms - The teamwork that Scavenger, Malk and Moose are up against will make it tough.

Henry Lesher - Well, that team is all star wrestlers. Moose is with losers.

Scavenger stands Dragon up and takes a jawbreaker from Dragon. Dragon then spears Scavenger to the mat and then gives him a series of punches to the head. Dragon then stands Scavenger up and whips him over the top rope and right into the side of the cage where Scavenger's face impacts the steel mesh before he falls to the floor. He lands on his knee and screams in pain as he writhes on the floor. Dragon rolls himself out to ringside and slaps a figure four leg lock on Scavenger while the fans now start a chant for the chair wielding star. Dragon then releases his lock on Scavenger and then picks him up and slides him under the bottom rope into the ring. Dragon then enters the ring, pulls Scavenger to the middle of the ring and then slaps on a one legged Boston Crab, putting tremendous strain on the injured knee of Scavenger. Scavenger reaches for the ropes while Malk screams for him to tag from the apron. Scavenger reaches a second time while screaming from the pain and then he is forced to tap out. The referee calls for the bell which signals Scavenger's elimination from this match.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger's knee is in bad shape here. Dragon gets the elimination.

Henry Lesher - Scavenger was overmatched. Ask me if I am surprised.

Scavenger is kicked out of the ring by Dragon who gives his injured knee a few kicks for good measure, but he has his back turned as Malk charges into the ring and then gives him a spine buster to the mat. Malk then lands a series of punches to the face on Dragon, then stands him up, whips Dragon off the ropes and gives him a kick to the chest before giving him a clothesline to the mat. Malk then lands a leg drop across the throat on Dragon and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Dragon then pulls Malk to his corner and tags in Gary Barber. Dragon stands Malk up in the middle of the ring and whips him right into a vicious clothesline to the mat from Barber who then goes for the pin. 1...2... Malk again manages to kick out. Gary Barber then rolls Malk face down to the mat and then applies a camel clutch while Moose is seen shaking his head on the apron.

Ricky Simms - It doesn't look good for Malk here.

Henry Lesher - It never does. He's Malk.

Malk refuses to submit to Gary Barber's hold when asked by the referee. Malk reaches for the ropes, but finds they are out of reach. He then slowly pulls himself up from the mat to his elbows and crawls inch by inch towards the ropes while Barber tries to hold him more towards the middle of the ring. Malk lunges and manages to grab the bottom rope and then pulls himself upwards with the aid of the ropes which weakens Gary Barber's hold until Malk can kick him away. Malk then jumps through the ropes and out to the floor to regroup, but he takes a clothesline to the floor from JC Michaels instead. JC then takes a flying body press from a diving Moose who then drills JC's head against the floor. Malk slowly gets to his feet and takes an inverted atomic drop from Gary Barber before Dragon gives Malk a clothesline to the back of the neck, sending him face down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - They really are up against it. Dragon, JC and Gary Barber are all able to read one another and they have fluid movements. It's clear they have a huge advantage there.

Henry Lesher - They are also all talented and Moose is alone on his team in that regard.

Dragon stands Malk up and then explains to Gary Barber that he wants to personally eliminate Malk from this match up. Gary Barber rolls himself into the ring as Dragon takes his spot in their corner. Gary tags in Dragon. Dragon goes to the ropes in the corner and makes his way to the top. Malk gets to his feet as Dragon goes for a flying body press. Malk catches him in mid air and spins him to the mat in a power slam which ends in a small package pin attempt. 1...2...3! Dragon has been eliminated from the match.

Ricky Simms - Just like that, a surprise pinfall for Malk and it's evened up again!

Henry Lesher - Malk is going to have his skin peeled off by Dragon for this.

Dragon rolls himself out of the ring, his eyes open wide as he then exits the ring while Gary Barber re-enters the ring and starts putting the boots to Malk. Barber stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a tilt a whirl back breaker before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk as JC Michaels and Moose both return to their respective corners. Gary Barber stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Barber then stands Malk up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Barber then tags JC Michaels into the match. JC Michaels drops off the apron and waits for Malk to stand and gives him a brutal right hook to the chin that sends him back down to the floor. JC then stands Malk up and whips him head first into the steel mesh of the cage and then rakes his face along the mesh as well. JC then headlocks Malk and gives him a brutal DDT to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Geez, Malk might be dead after that shot.

Henry Lesher - That's fine with me. He doesn't belong in this match.

JC picks Malk up and rolls him into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring as well. JC then picks Malk up and then gives him a piledriver to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Malk has been eliminated from the match and Moose charges in and catches JC off guard with a series of rights and lefts to the ribs before giving him a series of forearm upper cuts that drive him to the ropes. Moose then whips JC into a neutral corner and then gives him a face buster to the mat before rolling him over for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JC Michaels.

Ricky Simms - Moose has a real head of steam here as he is now working alone against JC and Gary Barber.

Henry Lesher - He was alone before this match even started.

Moose stands JC Michaels up and whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a German suplex to the mat, then stands him up and delivers a second German suplex before standing him up and delivers a third German suplex on JC Michaels. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... Gary Barber breaks it up with an elbow smash to the back on Moose. Gary Barber then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick to the mat while the referee shouts at Barber to make his exit. Barber does leaves as JC Michaels measures Moose for an elbow smash to the throat which connects before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. JC then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop, but Moose kicks JC in the face and then gives him a belly to belly overhead suplex to the mat. Moose then goes over to Gary Barber and gives him a clothesline off the ring apron before he then turns his attention back to JC Michaels. Moose then picks JC Michaels up and then delivers a Moosedriver to the mat on JC and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! JC has been eliminated and that brings the match down to its final two!

Ricky Simms - It is down to Moose and Gary Barber!

Henry Lesher - If Moose could defeat Barber, he would emerge as a contender to NC-17.

Moose rolls himself out to the floor and stands face to face with Gary Barber while JC Michaels drags himself out of the ring. JC is on his hands and knees behind Moose, still groggy from the beating Moose just gave him. This allows Gary Barber to clothesline Moose to the floor, using JC being behind him to trip him up. Gary Barber then cinches Moose in a reverse headlock and appears ready to give him a DDT to the floor when Moose shoves Gary Barber into the cage and then gives him a backdrop to the floor. Moose then gives Gary Barber a knee drop to the forehead and then stands Barber up and rakes his face along the steel mesh of the cage. Moose then gives Gary Barber a fall away slam to the floor which brings the crowd to its feet as they anticipate him finishing off the top contender for the CWA title.

Ricky Simms - The momentum has shifted and Moose is in control.

Henry Lesher - I would like to take a moment to thank Dragon for injuring Scavenger. I hope he's retired and we can sign someone with more credibility than that piece of trash.

Moose stands Gary Barber up and rolls him into the ring before doing the same himself. Moose then signals that he is ready to deliver his finisher for a second time in mere minutes here. He stands Gary Barber up and takes a chop block to the knees from Barber who then rolls Moose into a small package while grabbing the bottom rope for added leverage. 1...2...3! Gary Barber gets the final pin and the win tonight. The cage is slowly raised as Gary Barber's hand is raised while Moose slides out of the ring shaking his head.

Ricky Simms - Barber took a shortcut, but he got the win.

Henry Lesher - He is going to be the champ.

Gary Barber grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kosmic Kitty.

Gary Barber - The games are over. I won. I proved again that I am the top contender for the title. Eli Ryder, you're on notice. I am coming for your title belt. See you soon.

He tosses the microphone to the mat and raises his hands in victory while the crowd boos.

Ricky Simms - Well, that the end of tonight's show. See you next week for another edition of Overdrive!

We fade to black as Gary Barber stand on the second rope and poses for the booing fans.