September 28, 2008

We see Myst entering the building when she is headed off by Tony Parizi.

Tony Parizi - You haven't been answering your phone.

Myst - I have been busy.

Tony Parizi - Your husband will know tonight. He'll know what's happening here.

Myst - I am counting on that. The days of Myst being an afterthought will be over.

She pushes past a grinning Tony and then we hear "Evolution" by Korn while we see images of Tommy Purr, Jack Spade, JC Michaels, Gary Barber, Hoshi Yakamoto, Bombshell, Eli Ryder, Malk and Dragon before the camera cuts to the arena where "Body Beautiful" by Salt N' Pepa is playing. Bombshell's "Bomb Shelter" is already set up in the ring as she stands beside a long wooden table with two men in suits, each one a lawyer representing Tommy Purr and Eli Ryder, stand on either side of her. The music fades and Bombshell speaks.

BOMBSHELL: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the OFFICIAL contract signing for the CWA World Title Match to take place at Pyrophoric next Sunday between Tommy Purr and Eli Ryder!

The crowd cheers wildly as Bombshell raises her hand and continues no.

BOMBSHELL: And proving that The Bomb Shelter is THE go-to place for excitement, we're playing host for the signing right here tonight. Introducing first, the challenger for the championship this Sunday ... Eli Ryder!

"For You" by Paperback Heroes plays as Eli makes his way out to the ring in a business suit. The crowd boos him heavily as he confidently makes his way to the ring. Eli steps through the ropes as his music fades and he looks at the contract.

BOMBSHELL: And the champion, defending his title this Sunday against Eli ... Tommy Purr!!

"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry blares over the PA and the crowd is on its feet as Tommy Purr makes his way out to the ring with the belt over his arm, also in a suit. Mrs. Robinson attached to his free arm as they make their way down to the ring. The couple step through the ropes and Tommy and Eli instantly stand nose-to-nose. Bombshell gets between them.

BOMBSHELL: Now boys, that's not why you're on The Bomb Shelter ... you're here to guarantee that you two will settle your brotherly differences in the ring this Sunday ... now ... signing this contract will guarantee Eli's spot in the Main Event against the champion Tommy Purr ... so make sure you go over things carefully ... because when you sign these contracts, Wyatt Gibson has made it clear that neither one of you are allowed to lay a hand on each other until the bell rings for your official match.

Eli snatches the microphone from Bombshell.

ELI RYDER: I'll sign whatever Wyatt wants, as long as I get what I want ... my hands on this egotistical prima donna you all think is a champion ... as well as my well-deserved rematch. Trust me, I've waited a long time for this.

Eli shoves the microphone into Bombshell's ample chest as Tommy smirks. Eli swiftly grabs a pen and begins signing the contract. He finishes and thrusts the pen down onto the desk. Tommy now gabs the microphone from Bombshell.

TOMMY PURR: You know what Eli, for weeks I've allowed you to attack me, ambush me, catch me off guard, and completely distract me from my more important matches. With all due respect, you don't even deserve a title match considering JC Michaels and Gary Barber defeated me twice ... you unknowingly knocked yourself from the top contender's spot, and yet it is I who once again plays your hero ... CHOOSING to face you, because truth be told, you won't go away until I beat the bejesus out of you. You once said that you would do anything to break through the glass ceiling, even betray me ... someone who could've been your greatest ally ... and yet you forget, I am the man who has constantly proven that I will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to win at ALL COSTS. Even if it means making it impossible for you to strike me in return.

Eli looks confused, until Tommy turns and punches him in the face with the microphone. The crowd cheers as Tommy kicks his brother in the gut repeatedly. Bombshell smiles widely as Tommy screams at his brother, getting revenge for his past weeks of attacks. Tommy then picks up Eli and floors his brother with The Tommyknocker down on the mat. Tommy is still not finished as the crowd begins chanting his name around the arena. Tommy hooks Eli's arms from behind and lifts him up in the air with a Double-Arm Chickenwing Stretch. Bombshell plays "traffic director" towards the table, and Tommy thrusts Eli face-forward down onto the table, snapping it in half. "Crazy Bitch" blasts over the PA as Tommy smirks and leaves the ring with his Divas in tow.

We see Shannon Skanes in his office. He has his wrestling gear on and is looking over what appears to be his contract with Myst. He shakes his head and then we see Wyatt Gibson entering the picture.

Wyatt Gibson - Something troubling you?

Shannon Skanes - This contract is signed, but I didn't read the fine print.

Wyatt Gibson - That's a bad move.

Shannon Skanes - It could be a disaster.

Wyatt Gibson - How's that?

Shannon Skanes - Apparently... if I lose, I also lose control of the CWA and become a roster member, losing the company to Myst and Tony Parizi.

Wyatt Gibson - Holy...

#1 Contender for Diva Title Match

"Gold Dust Woman" by Hole plays as Kathy Smith makes her way onto the stage where the crowd greets her with cheers. She smiles and waves to the fans, Missy walking behind her as they make their way down the ramp towards the ring. Kathy then pulls herself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Her music then fades and we hear "Rocket Queen" by Guns N Roses and Kira Yakamoto makes her way out onto the stage, accompanied by sister Hoshi. They get a decent reaction from the crowd as well, Kira sliding under the bottom rope into the ring which allows referee Casey Braun to call for the bell and get the match started.

Ricky Simms - The winner gets a shot at Bombshell next week.

Henry Lesher - Hoshi gets to stand at ringside because no one gave a damn about her title.

Kira locks up with Kathy and then backs her into the corner buckle. The referee asks for a clean break and Kira backs off. Kathy then knees Kira in the gut and then places her in a headlock. Kira breaks it by whipping Kathy off the ropes and then gives her a backdrop to the mat. Kira then goes onto the ring apron and makes her way to the top rope. She leaps off and tries for a flying knee drop, but Kathy manages to roll out of the way and then quickly gets to her feet. Kathy then lands a series of knife edge chops to the chest on Kira before she's had a chance to regain her balance. Kathy then whips Kira off the ropes and gives her a dropkick that sends her back down to the mat before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kira.

Ricky Simms - Very even match so far between these two ladies.

Henry Lesher - Ladies? Man, you're way off.

Kathy stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Kira ducks it and then gives Kathy a knee to the gut and a swinging neck breaker to the mat before she goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kathy Smith. Kira then stands Kathy up, backs her into one corner buckle and then whips her to the opposite buckle before giving her a vicious clothesline to the mat while Hoshi is seen applauding at ringside. Kira stands Kathy up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a backdrop to the mat and then lands a leg drop across the throat before she again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kathy Smith.

Ricky Simms - Kira just can't quite finish her off here.

Henry Lesher - That's why she sucks. Well, it's one of many reasons really.

Kira stands Kathy up, whips her off the ropes and Kathy ducks a clothesline and then Kathy gives Kira a clothesline to the mat. She is then broadsided by a charging Daniel McCoy who then puts the boots to Kathy and shoves Kira out through the ropes to the floor while Hoshi and Missy slide into the ring. He ducks a right from Missy and gives her a kick to the chest that sends her down to the mat before he then takes a kick to the gut from Hoshi that sends him through the ropes and out to the floor. Hoshi then heads out after him and stands him up only to take salt in the eye from Daniel McCoy. McCoy then slams Hoshi's head on the guard railing and then gives her a side Russian leg sweep to the floor. He then escapes through the crowd while it is announced that this match has been called a no contest.

Henry Lesher - I love McCoy. He blinded Hoshi. Give him a title shot!

Ricky Simms - It would appear he wanted attention and he really gave Hoshi quite the beating, so he appears to be targetting her. Perhaps there is someone who wants a shot at her title after all.

JC Michaels and Gary Barber are seen in their dressing room getting ready for their match tonight when Ray Dees enters the picture.

Ray Dees - Guys, the fans really want to know who your partner will be next week at Pyrophoric.

JC Michaels - They will have to wait.

Ray Dees - Is there going to be an influx of your fellow BLPW performers?

Gary Barber - They're all free agents, Ray. It's not our business.

Ray Dees - The belief is that there is a lot more going on here than we know about.

JC Michaels - We can agree with you on that Ray. In fact, no one will ever know every card we hold. We play to win. We don't just come out and fight for the fans like Scavenger. We don't try to make friends like Malk and we certainly have nothing in common with Dragon outside of similar resumes.

Gary Barber - You can ask a million question, Ray. You're not getting anything out of us.

Ray Dees - Okay, fine, anything to say to your opposition tonight?

JC Michaels - It's been said that the biggest cliché in our business is the idea of stepping stones. Nothing is more tired or insulting than referring to someone as a stepping stone. Well, tonight, Gary and I get to defeat two stepping stones on our way to the top of the CWA. We are winners. That's just how it goes.

Jack Spade/Hoshi Yakamoto vs. Shannon Skanes/Bombshell

"King of the Stereo" by Saliva plays as Jack Spade comes out onto the stage. He rushes down the ramp towards the ring, paying no mind to the fans as he rushes around the ring to Hoshi who is being looked after by medics. He asks her if she is okay and she nods, though she is clearly having issues with her vision.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi was supposed to be Jack's tag partner for this match.

Henry Lesher - Watch as I break down and cry, Rick.

While Jack tends to Hoshi and it's clear she may be in no shape to wrestle this match, we hear "Deep" by Nine Inch Nails and Shannon Skanes makes his way onto the stage where he gets a mixed response. He is followed closely by Bombshell who is grinning ear to ear and tries to lock arms with Shannon who tells her that this is just a match, nothing more. Bombshell rolls herself into the ring while Shannon takes the microphone from ring announcer, Kosmic Kitty.

Shannon Skanes - Jack, your partner isn't able to go tonight. As much as I hate you, I don't want to wrestle you in a handicap match. Instead, we can just call tonight off and wrestle at a later date when...

"A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park plays and we see Myst making her way onto the stage with a smile on her face, shaking her head with a microphone in hand.

Myst - Oh dear sweet husband of mine, for once we agree. Handsome Jack down there does need a tag partner to fill in for that fallen Hoshi. I understand that the Gibsons are already drawing up a contract between her and McCoy for the Aerial title next week. I agree. I also talked to Jordan and Wyatt before coming out here and they agreed I can name Jack's partner tonight. Get ready for a big surprise.

"Shut Your Mouth" by Pain plays and the crowd cheers as Frank Merritt storms out onto the stage and quickly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring.

Myst - Consider this my gift to you, Jack.

Myst blows a kiss towards Jack and winks at him before she heads backstage and then we see Frank pulling himself onto the apron and then stepping through the ropes into the ring where he has a few words with Shannon Skanes.

Henry Lesher - Myst just made this match awesome.

Ricky Simms - In an odd move, Myst named Jack's tag partner for this match. Again, she appears to have ties with Frank Merritt, a monster in the CWA to be sure.

Jack Spade is reluctant to step away from Hoshi, but he does so and pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes into the ring. He, Frank and Shannon all stare at one another and then Frank retreats from the middle of the ring. Once he has stepped out onto the apron, referee Mark Davis calls for the bell to get the match started. Frank calls out to Shannon from the apron and then gives him the finger, a big grin on his face. Shannon then locks up with Jack Spade while Bombshell cheers Shannon on from the apron. Shannon whips Jack to the ropes and then gives him a round house kick that sends him down to the mat. Shannon the gives Jack a knee drop to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Good start for the CWA owner who has a lot on his mind tonight.

Henry Lesher - That just got worse with the fact Frank is about to destroy him tonight.

Shannon stands Spade up, whips him off the ropes and then they both clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down. On the four count, both Jack and Shannon kip up to their feet and start trading punches to the side of the head. Jack then eye gouges Shannon, then whips him into a neutral corner before giving him a German suplex to the middle of the ring, holding his shoulders down for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shannon Skanes. Jack then stands Shannon up, whips him off the ropes and Shannon ducks a clothesline, then gives Jack a knee to the gut and a snap mare to the mat. He then pulls Jack to his corner and tags in Bombshell. He then holds Jack's legs while Bombshell lands a somersault splash onto Spade before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Jack Spade.

Ricky Simms - Good teammate work there by Shannon with Bombshell. It remains to be seen if Jack will have that same luck with Frank.

Henry Lesher - Frank can do no wrong.

Bombshell stands Jack up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a flying head scissors that brings him down to the mat. Bombshell then applies a sleeper hold. Bombshell struggles to hold on while Jack Spade refuses to submit and then he starts getting to his feet and pulling himself towards his corner. Jack reaches out for the tag to Frank. Frank makes no effort to reach out to Jack and an evil grin starts to cross his face. Jack snap mares Bombshell in order to escape her hold and has a few words for Frank Merritt. Frank gives Jack a head butt and then steps through the ropes into the ring and gives Jack a spine buster to the mat and then rolls himself back out while Bombshell goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Bombshell and Shannon get the easy win while Frank laughs and retreats up the ramp.

Ricky Simms - Myst sent Frank down, but he wasn't here to be Jack's partner.

Henry Lesher - I like Myst a lot. I always have. You know that. I have always respected her.

Ricky Simms - Give me a break...

Jordan Gibson is making her way down the corridor when she is headed off by Missy.

Jordan Gibson - What do you want?

Missy - I want to know what will happen with the Diva Title now.

Jordan Gibson - I have reviewed the footage and found something fair to everyone.

Missy - Meaning what?

Jordan Gibson - Bombshell will defend her title next week in a triple threat match against Kathy Smith and Kira Yakamoto. I figure this will be a great fight which hopefully steals the show.

Missy - About time one of the Glamour Girls gets somewhere.

Jordan Gibson - About time one of you showed actual effort.

Jordan then turns and walks off while Missy glares at her the best she can.

JC Michaels/Gary Barber vs. Moose/AJ Cameron

"Hollow Man" by The Hollow Men plays as JC Michaels and Gary Barber make their way onto the stage, drawing the loudest boos of the night thus far. They slowly make their way down the ramp towards the ring, talking to one another as they do so and ignoring the fans. It's Barber who pulls himself onto the ring apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring while JC takes his place in their corner. Their music then fades and we hear "Famous" by Puddle of Mudd as AJ Cameron and Moose make their way onto the stage, drawing the loudest cheers of the night. They make their way down the ramp towards the ring side by side and discuss who will start the match. AJ then takes his place in his corner while Moose rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring and quickly gets to his feet, standing nose to nose with Barber.

Ricky Simms - Moose is one of the biggest CWA legends that there is. This should be a beauty.

Henry Lesher - I agree. AJ Cameron, however, is a complete tool. I mean, just look at the last name. Cameron is Swahili for tool.

Ricky Simms - No it isn't.

Referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to get the action started and Moose starts trading punches with Gary Barber. Moose then knees Barber in the side and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat. Moose then stands Gary Barber up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a shoulder block there before giving him an inverted atomic drop and then a drop toe hold to the mat. Moose then applies an STF on Barber and the referee checks for a submission while JC is seen pacing on the apron.

Ricky Simms - Moose in complete control early here.

Henry Lesher - Well, he can finish people off, unlike AJ there. As long as he doesn't make a tag, he should be fine.

Barber refuses to submit and then manages to grab the bottom rope with his free hand. This forces the break and Moose then quickly pulls Gary to his feet, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose then goes for a knee drop on Barber, but he manages to roll out of the way to avoid it and then he uses the ropes to pull him to his feet. Barber then starts kicking Moose in the ribs, then whips him into a neutral corner and gives him a clothesline to the mat from there before pulling him to his corner and tagging in JC Michaels. Michaels and Barber then stand Moose up and give him a double vertical suplex that brings him crashing back down to the mat. Barber exits the ring while JC goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose rolls a shoulder out in time.

Ricky Simms - Moose is in enemy territory now. He needs to make a tag.

Henry Lesher - If he tags, he loses for sure.

JC stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a tilt a whirl back breaker to the mat and then goes for another pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Moose. JC then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner and goes for a shoulder block only to take raised knees to the chin from Moose. Moose then climbs to the second rope and then lands a double axe handle across the back on JC Michaels and then gives him a knee lift to the face. Moose then gives JC a knife edge chop to the chest followed by a body slam to the mat and then Moose lands an elbow smash to the throat on JC before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by JC Michaels. Moose then pulls JC to his corner and tags in AJ Cameron. Moose then holds the arm of JC up which allows AJ to land a few body shots on a wide open opponent. Moose then leaves the ring while AJ lifts JC into a flying hammer lock.

Ricky Simms - Shades of George "The Animal" Steele here.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, but he just pretended to be stupid.

JC refuses to submit to the hold and AJ loses the energy to hold him up, so he dumps JC face first to the mat and then he applies a sharp shooter on JC. Again, the referee is checking for a submission, but JC refuses to give and he reaches for the ropes. JC drags himself an inch or two closer and again reaches for the ropes, this time successful and causing the referee to demand a break of the hold. AJ releases JC, stands him up and takes a jawbreaker from JC who then pulls the feet out from under AJ and then places him in a sharp shooter. Now it's AJ who is being asked whether he submits and he is also refusing to do so.

Ricky Simms - Turnabout is fair play for JC here.

Henry Lesher - The Cameron name begins to drag another wrestler down.

AJ manages to snag the bottom rope which forces the break of the hold. JC then stands AJ up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline back to the mat before he tags in Gary Barber. Barber climbs to the top rope and then lands a flying elbow to the chest on AJ and then he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by AJ Cameron and Barber gives the referee a dirty look, holding up three fingers. While Barber stands AJ up, we see Malk and Scavenger making their way onto the stage and then down the ramp towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Malk and Scavenger have business in this one.

Henry Lesher - Who let them into the building? This is sad.

As Scavenger and Malk reach ringside, JC shouts to the referee about their presence and Gary Barber voices his displeasure with it as well. Meanwhile, AJ rolls to his corner and tags in Moose. Moose charges into the ring and clotheslines Barber down, then clotheslines JC Michaels from behind, knocking him down to the floor. Moose then stands Gary Barber up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a kick to the chest before picking him up and then delivering the Moosedriver. Moose then hooks the leg for the pin while JC tries to pull himself into the ring to make the save. 1...2...3! JC strikes the back of Moose's neck a moment too late. JC then stands Moose up and starts landing punches to the face on him while Scavenger and Malk slide into the ring. Malk lands a knee to the back on JC and then picks him up on his shoulders while Scavenger climbs the ropes. Scavenger lands a doomsday device clothesline on JC and then he and Malk roll themselves out to the floor while Gary Barber slowly comes to inside the ring. The crowd is cheering wildly as AJ and Moose are announced as the winners.

Ricky Simms - Insanity reigns in this one tonight and Moose and AJ are the beneficiaries.

Henry Lesher - AJ at least knew he couldn't win the match, so he went and got the actual wrestler to do the job. That mongrel Max would still be fighting all by himself in there.

Eli Ryder is seen pacing backstage when Joe Davidson enters the picture.

Joe Davidson - Eli, Tommy gave you a pretty good beating out there.

Eli Ryder - Tommy doesn't know what he's doing. He thinks this is simple, black and white. He thinks that this battle is as straight forward as ones he has had before. He is wrong.

Joe Davidson - So, you have a surprise in store.

Eli Ryder - No, not me. This is bigger than me. Tommy will see... and then it will be too late.

Eli storms off and Joe is left shrugging for the camera as he isn't in any shape to follow Eli.

CWA Rumble

"Evolution" by Korn plays as Puck Slapper Ricky is walked towards the ring by Puck Bunny Rose. She wants to hold hands with him, but he keeps shaking his head at her. Inside the ring, Malk is waiting to get this match started. As Ricky makes his way onto the apron, we see Pyro making his way down the ramp. This draws cheers from fans who have not seen him inside a CWA ring in a long time.

Henry Lesher - Oh God no...

Ricky Simms - Well, it's been awhile. That's for sure.

Pyro pulls himself onto the apron and we then see Kannon making his way down the ramp towards the ring. He gets loud boos from the crowd as does Garth Rivers who is close behind him. Rivers adjusts his tie as he takes his spot at ringside and then Kannon steps up onto the apron and he starts arguing with Pyro. Ricky is inside the ring arguing with Malk while Kira Yakamoto starts making her way down the ramp for the second time tonight. The referee calls for the bell to get the action officially started while Ricky and Malk start trading punches.

Ricky Simms - Two legal wrestlers inside the ring and once one is eliminated, any wrestler can then charge in to become the next legal wrestler. The thing is, will it be better to stand on the apron and wait till last or will courage rule the day?

Henry Lesher - Yeah, make it sound like anyone cares Rick.

While Malk and Ricky battle inside the ring, Dragon makes his way down the ramp to the cheers of the crowd and then they really come alive as Tommy Purr is the last participant to come out, his belt held high above his head. He holds it up to the camera with a smile on his face and then he continues his walk to the ring. Inside the ring, Malk whips Ricky off the ropes and gives him a clothesline to the mat. Malk then picks Ricky up and gives him a power slam to the mat and then he goes for a knee drop, but Ricky rolls out of the way and then gets to his feet. Ricky gives Malk a series of rights and lefts to the head, then whips him into the corner buckle and gives him a series of shoulder blocks from there. Ricky then climbs onto the second rope and rains down punches to the face on Malk, but Malk wraps his arms around the waist of Ricky, pulls him from the corner and lands a sitting power bomb on Ricky before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Malk has eliminated Puck Slapper Ricky.

Ricky Simms - Early exit for the proud Canadian.

Henry Lesher - Nice guys and Canadians always finish last.

Malk stands in the middle of the ring and waits as Pyro then steps through the ropes into the ring. Pyro moves in for a lock up with Malk, but then gives him a knee to the gut and then gives him a face buster to the mat. Pyro then puts the boots to Malk while the fans start a chant for Malk. Pyro stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Pyro then goes to the corner buckle and starts to climb the ropes. Kannon shakes the ropes, so Pyro turns and leaps off, grabbing Kannon's head on the way down and giving his neck a slingshot off the top rope, sending him down to the floor. Pyro then turns and takes a spear to the mat from Malk who then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro.

Ricky Simms - Malk nearly took advantage of Pyro there.

Henry Lesher - You know, if he can't even beat Pyro... I know where he's headed next week against real opponents. I hope Dragon is taking a good look at the dead weight he'll be carrying against JC and Gary Barber at Pyrophoric. I never thought I would feel bad for Dragon.

Malk stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. Kannon then steps through the ropes into the ring and lands a splash onto the fallen Pyro before being escorted from the ring by the referee. Malk gets to his feet and then gives Malk a leg drop across the throat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Malk then stands Pyro up, whips him off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop, but Pyro grabs his head and gives him a swining neck breaker to the mat and then Pyro goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Pyro then stands Malk up and whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Pyro then goes over to Kannon, slaps him across the face and then thumbs him in the eye. Pyro then pulls Kannon into the ring, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that staggers the big man while failing to knock him off his feet. Pyro then gets to his feet and starts landing knife edge chops to the chest on Kannon who answers with an eye gouge on Pyro while the referee tries in vain to get Kannon to leave the ring.

Ricky Simms - You have to wonder what Pyro's plan is here, bringing Kannon into the ring instead of trying to finish the job on Malk.

Henry Lesher - This is due to Pyro being an idiot. You should know that, Rick.

Pyro takes a punch to the head from Kannon who then picks Pyro up and power slams him to the mat. Kannon then takes a bulldog to the mat from a recovered Malk who then headlocks Pyro and then gives him a DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Malk has eliminated Pyro!

Henry Lesher - Idiot.

Ricky Simms - Pyro looked good in there, just needed to forget Kannon for a moment there.

Malk then stands Kannon up, whips him off the ropes and takes a shoulder block to the mat from Kannon. Pyro rolls himself out to the floor and is greeted by Garth Rivers who whips him shoulder first into the steel guard railing. Rivers then puts the boots to Pyro while, inside the ring, Kannon picks Malk up and gives him a running power slam to the mat. Kannon then stands Malk up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of kicks to the chest before giving him a hip toss to the middle of the ring. Kannon then places Malk in an arm bar and an arrogant smile crosses his face while the crowd starts a chant for Malk.

Ricky Simms - We started with seven and we are down to five in this CWA style Rumble.

Henry Lesher - I started out saying Tommy will win and I still say Tommy will win.

Malk pushes backward into the ropes and then gives Kannon a back kick to the knee and then another, followed by a third. Malk then breaks free of the hold and then gives Kannon an elbow to the throat and then places him in a headlock and delivers a bulldog to the mat before rolling Kannon over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Kannon. Malk then stands Kannon up, whips him off the ropes and Kannon ducks a clothesline before giving Malk a clothesline that sends him over the top rope to the floor. Garth Rivers then starts putting the boots to Malk right in front of referee Steve Blake. He then points to Kannon and tells him that he's disqualified. Kannon takes a swing at Steve Blake who ducks it and then a charging Tommy Purr gives Kannon a spear that sends him through the ropes and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Garth Rivers got Kannon thrown out of this match.

Henry Lesher - Well, Tommy is in the ring now. That's what really matters.

Malk pulls himself into the ring slowly while Tommy stands in the middle od the ring waiting for him. Tommy attempts to kick Malk in the gut, but Malk catches his leg and angrily flips Tommy's leg up into the air. Tommy executes a back flip and lands on his feet. Malk rushes him, but the CWA Champion hits Malk in the face with a well-placed Dropsault! Tommy then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a spinning heel kick that sends him back down to the mat.

Ricky Simms - The champ is showing why he is champ here.

Henry Lesher - He doesn't have to prove anything to me.

Tommy stands Malk up and Malk turns around and gets hit with a kick to the gut from Tommy Purr. Tommy viciously grabs Malk with both of his hands, licks his lips, and plants a lip-lock on Malk. Tommy executes the splits and then proceeds to punch Malk directly in the balls ... finishing his move, Kiss & Tell. Malk falls to the mat as Tommy kips up onto his feet and then he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Malk finally runs out of steam and if the next one out of the match.

 Ricky Simms - Malk gave it his all, just could nopt go the distance.

Henry Lesher - And Dragon has to be ticked about that.

It's Kira Yakamoto that enters the ring next and attacks Tommy from behind, giving him a series of kicks to the back of the knees before tripping his feet out from under him. Kira then goes for a figure four leg lock, but Tommy kicks her away as she tries to cinch the hold in. Tommy then kips up to his feet and takes a wild swing at Kira which she ducks and then Kira gives Tommy a series of kicks to the chest that send him to the corner. Kira then tries to whip Tommy to the opposite corner, but Tommy reverses it and sends Kira into the corner buckle before he then gives her a spear to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kira.

Ricky Simms - It's down to three as Dragon is now the only wrestler who has not been involved here.

Henry Lesher - Smart move by Dragon, staying fresh as long as possible. I like it.

Tommy stands Kira up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then gives Tommy a knee to the gut and then gives him a face buster to the mat before she rolls him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr. Kira then stands Tommy up and he gives her a knee to the gut and then gives her a gut wrench suplex to the mat and he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kira Yakamoto. Tommy then stands over Kira and waits for her to stand and then he whips her off the ropes and brings her back to the mat with the Tommyknocker. Tommy then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Tommy has eliminated Kira.

Ricky Simms - And then there were two.

Henry Lesher - I told you Tommy would win.

Dragon charges into the ring and gives Tommy a series of forearm smashes to the back of the neck and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Dragon then drops and rolls himself out to the floor after Tommy. He stands the CWA champ up and slams his head into the guard railing and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the floor. Dragon then rolls himself back into the ring. Tommy slowly gets to his feet and then rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring. He gets to his feet and sees Dragon charging at him, so he gives him a standing side kick to the chin, sending Dragon down to the mat. Tommy then scales the ropes in the corner. Tommy launches off of the turnbuckle with a Flying Purricanranna, but Dragon catches him and hoists him up for a powerbomb. Tommy floats over Dragon with a sunset flip, but Dragon jumps up in an attempt to sit on Tommy's chest and squash him, but no one's home as Tommy rolls out of the way. Dragon feels the pain from his compacted spine as Tommy leaps over him, runs off the ropes, and hits a Dropkick to Dragon's face! Tommy then whips Dragon off the ropes and Dragon ducks a clothesline and then whips Tommy over the top rope and back out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Dragon is showing a lot of fight tonight.

Henry Lesher - Well, he is better than Pyro or Malk.

Dragon then drops and rolls himself out to the floor after Tommy. "Psychosocial" by Slipknot blast out over the PA and stepping out from the back is a man in mask. It is a morbid mask, with a wide scary mouth opening and large eye holes which give the appearance of his eyes being sunken in. The mask appears outwardly to be like pieces of skin sewn together, there are long dreadlocks coming from the top of the mask. The dreadlocks are highlighted in red and blue. The man is dressed in a pair of grey Dickie’s work pants with black Doc marten boots, which have not been tied and a navy blue gas station attendant button up short sleeve shirt, which features the sewn on name badge that says “Pedro” and he wears a long sleeve grey T-shirt under it. In one hand the man carries a Singapore cane and in the other he drags the bloodied and beaten body of Damien Shaw. Dragon opts to make his way out through the crowd while Tommy looks completely in shock at what he is seeing from ringside.

Henry Lesher – Holy crap! What is that?

Ricky Simms – I believe that is NC-17.

Henry Lesher – What?!? Is he Rated R and Rated X’s love child?

Ricky Simms – Ummm, I don’t think so…that is Japhy Ryder’s son…or at least what used to be Eli Ryder.

Henry Lesher – THAT is Eli Ryder?!?! There is hope for this kid yet.

The masked man drags Damien Shaw to the ring and rolls him inside. Damien’s face is stained with dried blood and upon closer inspection the masked man’s blue shirt has dried blood smears across the front and on his pants legs. Damien’s bottom lip has been split and he has a gash across the top of his right eye, as well as blood coming from his nose. The man rolls in the ring after Damien. He is handed a microphone, as he stalks the ring looking down at his prey from time to time. The music fades out as he raises the microphone to his lips.

Man – Tommy Purr…you dumb son of a bitch. You really think…you really believe that it’s a fair trade? For you to sleep with Eli’s girlfriend in exchange for me threatening to kill your children? Really?

Tommy, I can get to anyone around you, anytime I want…look at this pathetic example of a loved you of yours I have in the ring with me right now.

Ricky Simms – Did he just refer to Eli Ryder is a separate person?

Henry Lesher – Quiet I’m listening to this.

Man – Watch Tommy…what you did with Kira…child’s play.

The man kneels down next Damien Shaw, and leans his head in close to Damien’s face. Slowly he sticks his tongue out and runs it along the side of Damien’s face. Then he suddenly hops to his feet.

Man – Tommy Purr…you have no idea what you have done. You said Eli insulted your mentor? By calling him what he was…over rated? He was guy who was made great the inability of those he faced to stand up and fight back. People just stood back and let him play his mind games. Tommy I’m not playing mind games. I’m not…what did you call him…your whiny baby brother…no Tommy…I’m not for the faint of heart, and I’m certainly not for kids…Tommy…world wide, in Japan and Mexico and yes in the BLPW too, ask around they can tell you about this sick bastard that stands in this ring in front of you. I am NC-17!

He turns and faces the crowd.

NC-17 – And you people…you make me sick!

The crowd boos loudly.

NC-17 – You are going to cheer someone like Tommy Purr, a master manipulator who uses people and discards them as if they are meaningless possessions. And then you boo a guy like Eli Ryder.

They boo again, loudly including a “you suck” chant.

NC-17 – Eli Ryder, a middle class kid, who didn’t have everything handed to him, much like most of you. He came out here, he fought the evil that was Business, Inc to free Kira Yakamoto from them and you still boo. Well you get what you deserve. You have a champion who is a joke. You have a pompous, arrogant, diva who is hardly a man representing each and every one of you. You have a man who since becoming champion gets beaten on a regular basis…he represents all of you…losers…you both deserve each other.

The boos are almost deafening as a new “asshole” chant starts.

NC-17 – At Pyrophoric it all ends, Tommy, your pathetic, wasted, failure of a title reign. And these pathetic wasted lives sitting in these seats no longer get to cheer for what barely passes for a man these days.

He kneels down again next to Damien Shaw. He tilts his head as if he listening to the lifeless body of Damien.

NC-17 – What’s that Shaw? Oh…yeah I know, it was good for me too.

He stands up and faces the entrance ramp.

NC-17 – Tommy come and get your boy toy…I’m through with him…but I haven’t even started with you.

He drops the mic with a loud pop as it hits the mat, and his music plays again as he leaves the ring.

Ricky Simms – Gee I’m glad that wasn’t creepy.

Henry Lesher – You are telling me THAT was Eli Ryder?!?!

Ricky Simms – Ummm yeah a completely detached and unstable Eli Ryder.

While Kosmic Kitty announces that the main event has been declared a no contest, Tommy Purr is still shocked and speechless as he looks on.

Ricky Simms - It looks like Dragon and Tommy will finish this another time. This match may have seen the beginnings of a fight between Kannon and Pyro as well as fireworks for Malk with Pyro or Kannon.

Henry Lesher - But Tommy didn't lose. That's the key. All of those guys lost.

Ricky Simms - NC-17 will be heard from again, I am sure. What the hell is going to happen next week at Pyrophoric?

Henry Lesher - Tommy retains, but NC-17 has a new fan right here.

We fade to black with another shot of a confused Tommy Purr to end the show.