We fade up to a nice
looking crown. And out of frame you hear a British man
screaming
"ALL HAIL THE
KING! .. THE KING IS HERE!"
He continues, and
before long we find the wearer of the crown. Booker T.
"Yeah Dawg. You
betta' bow down, and kiss the ground I walk on. I might not be
no doggone Dusty Rhodes, but I AM the king."
"And you're
better than what Dusty Rhodes could ever be."
"AWWWW YEAH SON!
And I ain't gotta wait til I'm older than Jesus to do it. I'm
the king of this world, dawg...YOU JUS' LIVIN IN IT!"
He beats his chest,
and then we fade out, seeing it was all on a tv screen.
"Chuck, what was
this?"
"Pure,
unadulterated, garbage."
And we're out.
Defeated:
Dusty Rhodes
