SCENE 00: THE FORWARD

Two and oh.. we're off to a good start. This week it's Kelly Kelly and Alissa Flash - a three way dance. Let's see how our favorite psycho is going to take this news.

Colors: Daffney, Dr. Stevie, JB

SCENE 01: RIVER CENTER IS BY A RIVER.. HOW ORIGINAL.

Last week was good. Last week was fun. We got to take Trish apart and leave her laying in the middle of the ring, yelling for her precious Shane McMahon to come help her. Laughs That was the best part. I've never seen such a helpless twit in all of my existence.. except for Michelle McCool, that is. She was our first victim. Trishy won't be our last, though.. oh, no. We have two to take down this week.. and it will be just as fun, if not moreso.

Here we are in another cab, headed who knows where. Daffney and Dr. Stevie are the fares yet again, except it doesn't seem like we're headed to Disneyland this time. Looking out of the window, Daffney spots many signs that make her ask just as many questions, reminding many of a five year old.

"Dr. Stevie, what's a ben-yet?"

"You mean a beignet?"

"Yeah, that."

"I'm not quite sure. We'll have to get one when we get the time."

"Okay." A few moments pass until she sees another one. "Dr. Stevie, where are we going?"

"A place called the River Center. That's where we'll be this week."

"Oh.." A pause, then.. "..is it by a river?"

"I would imagine so, yes."

She makes a face. "How original."

"Did you truly expect nothing less from the South?"

"...Not really."

"My point. Now be quiet. We're almost there."

"Fine.."

The cab stops in front of the aforementioned building, and Daffney gets out, waiting obediently on the sidewalk until Dr. Stevie pays for the ride. As Dr. Stevie slides over to get out, the cabbie turns to him.

"By the way, a beignet is fried dough with powdered sugar on top. They're real popular around here."

Dr. Stevie gets a not-so-impressed look. "Yeah.. that sounds real healthy. Thanks for the tip."

Getting out of the cab, Dr. Stevie shuts the door, allowing the man to drive off. Meanwhile, Daffney is still staring at the building, looking upwards to see how tall it is.

"How tall is this place, Dr. Stevie?"

"I don't know."

"Can we go in?"

"That's the general idea, yes."

"Yay!"

Rushing forward, she grabs the handle of one of the large double glass doors with both hands and pulls, stumbling backwards a few steps when the door's suction gives way. Darting inside, she runs up the set of stairs to her right and shoves open the large set of double steel doors to get inside the event area. As Dr. Stevie catches up to her, he sits in one of the seats to rest while Daffney begins playing along the steps down to the floor.

"Daffney, this is where we'll be this week. Do you think you can handle it?"

"Yes! Yes I do. Know why?"

Because I'm here.

"Why?"

"Because I've beaten better than them before and I know what I'm dooooing."

You mean we.. we know what we're doing.

"That may be true, but that doesn't mean anything. Things can happen."

Yeah, like Kelly and Alissa being sent to the hospital.

"Like what?"

"Them catching you off gaurd and beating you. Them teaming up to beat you. You being distracted."

"Pfft.. I'll be fiiine.. don't worry, okay? I've got this handled!"

We.. you keep saying I.. it's we.

"I hope you're sure about this."

She turns around on a step about halfway down and looks at him.

"Dr. Stevie.. in the time I've been here, how many matches have I had?"

"Two."

"And how many did I win?"

"Two."

"What's that tell you?"

"You had it easy."

"NO. It says I'm GOOD. It says I can kick ass. It says I'm gonna win this week, too!"

Again with the I's..

"Not neccesarily."

"I will! I bet there's not one girl in this whole place that can beat me!"

"We'll see. Don't start getting overconfident."

"Yes! We will see.. we will see me keep winning!"

With that, she turns back around and continues going down the steps by hopping, jumping, or whatever she feels like doing. As Dr. Stevie watches her to make sure she doesn't fall and crack her head open, the scene fades out.

SCENE 02: MORE PEOPLE MEANS MORE ACTION!

Skipping down the halls backstage, Daffney seems fairly content with things so far. Laughing happily, she grins up at Dr. Stevie before running down the hall, where JB is talking with another staff member.

Not this idiot again..

"HI, JB!"

JB finishes his conversation before turning to Daffney, who's eagerly looking up at him, even if only a couple of inches separate them. Looking up past her briefly to nod to Dr. Stevie, he looks back at her.

"So.. Daffney.. how are you this week? Still happy about your win last week?"

"Yeah.. of course.. why wouldn't I be? What kind of moron are you, JB? Wait.. don't answer that. I don't wanna know."

"Got anything to say to Trish Stratus?"

"Why would I have anything to say about her? She's behind me, she's in the past as of last Saturday. I beat her, she's over and done with. Time to move on."

"Alright, then, what about Kelly Kelly and Alissa Flash? One of them I know you'll remember from that um, other company."

"Yeah, yeah. Alissa Flash. She was a nothing then, and she's a nothing now. The only reason she got recognition is because she trounced her little self right in and kicked Maria's ass. Maria, who, incidentally, was a nothing in both of her companies, too. Why is it that I'm facing nobodies, JB? WHY?! I'm DAFFNEY! I'm everyone's favorite psycho! I should be facing the best Flair's roster has to offer! I'm not sure who that is since everyone SUCKS, but I should be, and you know it! Alissa is nothing more than a Flash in the pan, just like before. She'll be in and out in a matter of weeks, and nobody will give a damn at all. They'll be saying 'who the hell is Alissa Flash' and nobody else will have a clue. She's that damn lame. It's best that they gave her to me for her first match because after this nobody will want anything to do with her. She will have her contract shredded and that will be it."

"What about Kelly Kelly?"

"...Who?"

"Kelly Kelly.. former WWE diva.. actually went by her real name for awhile.. Barbie Blank."

Daffney dies laughing at that, to which JB gives her a moment to get it out of her system.

"Barbie Blank?! Are you SERIOUS?! That's her REAL name?! As in that's the name her parents gave her when she was born?? That's just STUPID! At least MY real name makes sense! I'm not telling you what it is, but it does. Even her fake name is beyond stupid. Kelly Kelly. What, she couldn't figure out a last name to use and just went 'oh, my first name is fine, I'll just use that again'? Such a typical BLONDE. No wonder her damn name is BARBIE. Her head's about as hollow as one and she LOOKS like one.. like we needed anymore to begin with. Trish is enough, not to mention the ten million other ones we have. It makes me SICK, JB. AB-SO-LUTE-LY SICK. If we needed more barbies, I woulda called up the Beautiful Bimbos and got thier asses over here!"

"Um, Daffney.. they're already here."

"What? Are you kidding?"

"No.. they're truly here."

"Well fuckitall.. now I got nobody to call. Point IS.. we have enough. Far more than enough.. and I won't stop til I've kicked every single one of thier asses and sent them packing."

With that, she marches off towards her locker room as Dr. Stevie shrugs and follows her, leaving JB standing there yet again for the fourth week in a row as the scene fades out.