SCENE 00: THE FORWARD

Okay, two and one.. decent. Next up, one of the Beautiful Bimbos.. Velvet Sky. Let's see how this goes.

#8b008b = Daffney
#008b8b = Dr. Stevie
#006400 = JB

SCENE 01: THE SKY IS NOT MADE OF VELVET.. DUH!

All day
Staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall

All night
Hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something

Inside a rental car, Dr. Stevie and Daffney are making thier way to the arena for this week's Smackdown. "Unwell" by Matchbox 20 is on the radio, but Daffney is amused with a show she has playing on the portable television while Dr. Stevie drives, so neither is terribly invested in listening to it. Every so often she laughs wildly, getting his attention. As soon as he's sure she isn't making trouble, he turns his attention back to the road. Another laugh makes her rapidly flail, patting Dr. Stevie on the shoulder.

"Dr. Stevie! Dr. Stevie! You HAVE to see this! This is awesome! This dude right here, Doctor Muraki, totally just kissed this dude over here.. I think his name was Hajiri or somethin. Anyhow, the freaky thing is.. the Hajiri dude is only sixteen! Well.. he died when he was sixteen.. iono if he still ages when he's dead, but.."

"Daffney?"

"Wha?"

"I.. I don't care.. and I can't watch it, anyway. I'm busy driving."

"Oh.. okay.. well I'll keep you updated, how's that?"

"You really should be focusing on your match for tonight. That's more important than some gay cartoon porn."

"It isn't gay cartoon porn! It's anime, and it's called shonen-ai!" She goes quiet for awhile. "Who am I against?"

"Velvet Sky."

She sits there silent for a minute. "Are you for serious? I'm against one of the Beautiful Bimbos?"

"Yes. Now shut that off and tell me what you're going to do about it."

"I don't need to shut anything off to tell you I'm gonna beat her ass."

"You're gonna beat her ass.. that's it? That's all you have?"

She pauses to think as the song continues playing on the radio.

Me
Talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
I know
I know they've all been talking 'bout me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong
With me

Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow
I've lost my mind

"Yep. Takes too much brain power to think of something else, and you and I both know I ain't got a brain, let alone brain power."

He reaches over and takes the small tv from her, tossing it into the backseat.

"HEY! I was using that! Now I'll miss what happens with the half naked teenager and the gay doctor!"

"Pay attention. Focus on Velvet. Beat her, and I'll look into buying you the DVDs."

"Promise?"

"Yes.. now at the risk of repeating myself multiple times, FOCUS. Think about Velvet Sky."

"Do I have to? She's ass ugly."

He sighs, feeling a headache form behind his left eye. "Yes.. you'll have to eventually look at her tonight, too. What do you know about her?"

"She's tall.. blonde.. skinny as a rail.. dresses like a two cent ho.. thinks she's all that and a bag of chips when she's nothin but the air in the bottom of the bag.. runs around with two other chicks that look and act just like her.. can't win a match to save her worthless life.."

"Good.. now expand on that."

"Expand.. like her ass? The ass she's constantly shoving into the poor camera man's face week in and week out? I swear, I think the man has some kinda disease just from that. He needs to go get checked out or something. Can you imagine the smell he has to deal with? Probably smells like cheap perfume, sex, and ratty underwear. I'm surprised he hasn't started wearing a gas mask by now. He should get hazard pay for this crap. Warning - Velvet Sky's ass could cause blindness, nausea, and possibly testical shrinkage. Consult your doctor if these symptoms occur, and get as far away from the ho as possible until they start to clear up. Once well again, you should stay away from her to prevent any further illness from occurring." She shakes her head. "It's fuckin ridiculous, I'm tellin ya.. no job is safe anymore. I'll be surprised if I don't come down with something after this." She looks at Dr. Stevie. "You'll take me to the hospital if I do, right?"

"Absolutely. WDW can't lose it's best diva."

She grins sadistically. "Damn straight. Now gimmie my tv back."

The rest of the ride is encased in complete silence.. well, as silent as a psycho with gay anime on the tv can be, anyhow. Will Daffney indeed defeat Velvet Sky? Will she catch something from having to touch her? And most importantly.. will she earn her promised anime dvds? Tune in this week and next to find out.

I been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away...