Name: James Storm
Ht/Wt: 6', 245
Hometown: Leiper's Fork, TN
Manager: Miss Jackie Moore
Record: 01/01/00
Trophy Case:
Contracted by WIW
Assigned to Fusion
The Music
The Player
Name: Margaret
Age: 25
E-Fed Experience: 10 Yrs
Location: Louisiana, USA
In a match his team shoulda won last week, Storm and Roode were inexplicably beaten by Booker T and Matt Hardy, but they got revenge afterwards. Can they, along with Jarrett, beat Hardy, Lashley, and Angle? We'll see.
Roleplay
As the scene opens up, we only see JB standing in a hallway with a couple of backstage people behind him. JB is dressed in a tan suit as always, and is holding a mic in his hand; a sign that he's probably preparing to do an interview with someone. He looks into the camera's lens and starts to talk.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Good evening, WIW fans. This is JB, Jeremy Borash, and tonight, on Fusion, my guest for this interview along with Robert Roode and Jeff Jarrett has to face the team of Bobby Lashley, Kurt Angle, and one of the men that gave him his first loss here in WIW, Matt Hardy. That's right, I'm talking about none other than "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm.
As if on cue, James Storm strolls into cameraview with Miss Jackie right behind him, and stops next to JB. Wearing a open white shirt with some sorta design on it, worn out jeans, a STORM belt buckle, and, as always, his black cowboy hat, he seems more ready to have fun rather than do this interview. JB turns to him and addresses him as Storm drapes an arm around JB's shoulders and takes a long sip out of his beer bottle.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Thank you for, uh, joining me, Storm. Now like I said, tonight, you, Robert Roode, and Jeff Jarrett have to face Bobby Lashley, Kurt Angle, and Matt Hardy... but before we get to that, what happened last week? You were chosen to win, yet... you didn't. Why is that?
Storm stops drinking his beer and looks at JB, a look on his face that can't quite be described.
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
The hell? JB, are you stupid?
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
S-stupid? No... no, I don't think so, why?
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Apparently you are, cause any idiot would know that it doesn't matter who wins the match... as long as you win the fight afterwards, you're fine. Now tell me, who won the fight afterwards?
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
You... you and Roode did.
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Finally, some hint of a brain. That's right, me and Roode did. That means Hardy and Booker T lost it. Now in my eyes, that means me and Roode won last week like we said we were gonna do. Come on... next stupid question.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Alright, um, I know none of your opponents or Jeff Jarrett have talked about this match, but Roode has. Did you happen to see that?
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Pfft... no. How would I? They don't watch that kinda stuff in bars, you moron... and that's where I've been for the last few days. In a bar, with beer, crappy music, and women you wouldn't be able to get in your wettest dreams. Don't that just suck for you? What's it like, being so damned stupid and ugly?
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
I... I don't know. Um, anyway, Roode just said you two would be ready for this week's match since he bought you a six pack. He even called you two best friends because of that. Is this true? Are you and Roode friends now?
Storm just looks at JB then to Miss Jackie before he busts out laughing. He even doubles over, as if it's the funniest thing he's ever heard, and for all we know, it could be. As his laughter dies down, he straightens up and wipes tears from his eyes.
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Are you kiddin me? Roode thinks we're friends now just because he bought me a six-pack? Aw, damn.. I think that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. That boy wouldn't know good beer if it came up and kicked him in his ass. You know what he bought me? Heineken. HEINEKEN, JB! Now anybody who's really my freind - and I admit, there aren't many of em - would know I don't drink that shit. Gimmie a case of Budweiser, gimmie a case of Coors... hell, I'll even take Busch... but Heineken? That crap's like the stuff Eric Young tried to give me one day. No good at all... so if Roode thinks he can buy me off with that crap, then he's wrong.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Do you even think you two, with the help of Jeff Jarrett, can win against Lashley, Hardy, and Angle?
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Sure, if they stay outta my way. I'll even go out of my way to say that we could win if Jarrett stays out of our way.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Alright, so what're your thoughts on your opponents for tonight? Pick whoever you want to go first.
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Alright, how 'bout the only guy I know in this damn match other than Roode and Jarrett - Kurt Angle. Mister "Broken Frickin Neck". 'I won this medal with a broken frickin neck, I won this match with a broken frickin neck, I won this pile of crap over here with a broken frickin neck.' Oh, boo fuckin hoo! So you broke your neck a few hundred times. That's gotta tell ya somethin. First of all, you need a new neck cause after this many times of breaking it, it's gotta be like an inch long by now. Second, how the hell do you break it that many times and not get it fixed? That's why it breaks so much. I mean, damn, if I broke somethin and I didn't fix it, it'd stay broken... kinda like your neck. Well this week, I'm breakin' somethin else... your undefeated streak.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Um, Storm, he doesn't have an undefeated streak... this is his first match.
[[ the tennessee cowboy ¤ james storm ]]
Course he's undefeated. Zero and zero, right? If I break his streak, he'll be zero and one... that changes his record. Moron... anyhow, whoever this Lashley person is, he's next. I've never heard of him before, so I can't say too much about him. I'll just say I'm gonna kick his ass and be done with it... but this Hardy boy. Damn... how many times do I have to kick your ass before you go fuck off somewhere? I whooped your ass last week durin the match, I whooped your ass after it, and now I'm gonna whoop your ass again. You may not die from it, but it's gonna be hard to sit down for a few weeks. I'm surprised you're not whinin about this yet. It's all you Hardy boys do. Your brother was like that, too. He's like a damn multicolored boomerang. You kick his ass, he leaves, he comes back, you kick his ass again, he leaves, he comes back... it's damn annoyin. I hope you don't have the same problem, little Hardy boy number two. Come this week, I'm gonna knock all that Mattitude I didn't get last week outta you.
[[ the fusion interviewer ¤ jeremy borash ]]
Alright.. well thank you for your time, James Storm. Fans, don't miss one minute of tonight's show... Lashley, Hardy, and Angle versus Jarrett, Storm, and Roode... right here... on WIW Fusion.
He nods at the camera, signaling for the feed to be cut as the scene goes black.
