About This Vixxen
Ring Name: Victoria
Birth Name: Lisa Marie Varon
Ht/Wt: 5'8", 136
Hometown: San Bernardino, CA
Theme Music: "Life is Beautiful" by Sixx A.M.
WIW Accomplishments: Signed with WIW, got assigned to Meltdown
WIW Record: 01/00/00
Roleplay
..::Previously::..
After destroying an official WIW banner advertising her debut match last week, Victoria received a bill for the cost of said banner. Promptly throwing it in the trash, she is informed by Todd Grisham that she could go to jail for not paying, which she doesn't seem too worried about. A few days later, she completely destroys a Trish Stratus standup while trying to prove a point, but an innocent bystander calls the cops, thus getting her arrested. What happens now? Does she go to jail? Does she get released? Find out in this installment!
..::Currently::..
As the scene opens, we're inside your usual interrogation room found inside police stations. Cement block walls that are painted grey, a couple of windows covered by crappily made blinds, a two-way mirror that links this room and an observation room, a single table, a couple of chairs, and a door that leads out into the lobby. Slumped down in one of the chairs and looking very bored, is Victoria, her hands resting on the table while her nails tap out a random beat on it's surface. Her right forearm is wrapped in gauze from her tirade earlier in the park. When stabbing the cutout, the tip of the knife's blade sliced into her arm, wounding her.
thepsychobitch | victoria
It wouldn't be too much to ask for a glass of water and some entertainment, would it?
Sighing, she waits for someone to come in and tell her why she's here. Meanwhile, in the observation room, two cops are watching her and talking about what's gone on.
malepoliceofficer | james
This is her, Lieutenant.. Miss Lisa Marie Varon, better known as Victoria.
thepolicelieutenant | daniel
The one who caused all of the trouble, huh? Does she have a record?
malepoliceofficer | james
Not that I know of, but she displayed a lack of mental stability on the tape we have. Stabbing a cardboard cutout.. who does that? To make it worse, she set it on fire, too. [shakes his head] She seems to seriously need some help.
thepolicelieutenant | daniel
Well let's see what David can get out of her before we do anything.
He nodded towards the two-way mirror, where another male officer had entered the room Victoria was being held in. Turning up the volume, the two listen in on the conversation.
malepoliceofficer | david
[reading from a file] Lisa Marie Varon.. also known as Victoria. Thirty-seven years of age, born
February tenth of ninteen-seventy-one in San Bernadino, California. Height, five-eight, weight, one-thirty-six.
One dog named Pookie. Currently not married and by the looks of it, you never have been. [looks up at
her] Am I missing anything?
thepsychobitch | victoria
You forgot likes men with long hair, soda, and chocolate.. not neccesarily in that order. Seeing that you don't
have any of the three, I guess that leave you out, huh?
malepoliceofficer | david
[smirks at her] Cute, Miss Varon.. real cute. [sits on the edge of the table] Can you tell me
exactly what was going on when our officers picked you up in the park?
thepsychobitch | victoria
Of course.. I was taping something for work.
malepoliceofficer | david
That's all?
thepsychobitch | victoria
Yeah.. why? What do you want me to say? That I was planning to kill someone?
malepoliceofficer | david
Were you?
thepsychobitch | victoria
No.. and even if I was, I probably wouldn't tell you.
malepoliceofficer | david
Oh, really? Why is that? So you could fancy yourself getting away with it?
thepsychobitch | victoria
No, because even if I did tell you, you and your little cop buddies wouldn't catch me anyway. Everyone knows the cops are notoriously slow when they're getting to a scene. Unless you do it right in front of their noses, they won't do anything.. and even then, they'd be too damn busy eating donuts and drinking coffee to bother with it.
malepoliceofficer | david
Is that what you think?
thepsychobitch | victoria
That's exactly what I think.
malepoliceofficer | david
Well do you know what I think?
thepsychobitch | victoria
Please.. enlighten me.
malepoliceofficer | david
I think you're a danger to yourself and everyone else. You're unstable.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Unstable? What, you mean crazy? You think I'm crazy?
malepoliceofficer | david
To quote you, that's exactly what I think.
At this, Victoria gets up and tosses her chair aside, where it hits the far wall and clatters to the floor.
thepsychobitch | victoria
I.. am not... crazy.
malepoliceofficer | david
That's not what the tape shows us. [tosses the bag with the tape in it on the table] That's not what this knife says. [tosses the bag with the knife Victoria had onto the table] It certainly isn't what this lighter says. [tosses the bag with the lighter in it on the table] So prove it.. prove to me that you're not crazy when in fact, these things say you are.
thepsychobitch | victoria
They don't say anything! I'm not crazy! I'm not!
malepoliceofficer | david
Then prove it!
thepsychobitch | victoria
I don't have to prove anything to you!
malepoliceofficer | david
You do if you want to get out of here.
thepsychobitch | victoria
I don't! I don't, I don't, I don't!
With the last 'I don't', she grabs the bag with the knife in it and throws it, making it hit the door to her left with a bang. At the sound of chaos, the two officers that were watching from the observation room rush in and wrestle Victoria to the table, cuffing her hands behind her. The officer named David leans down and stops a couple inches away from her face.
malepoliceofficer | david
I say you do.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Yeah, but what I'm sayin is the purple ones are the best, which is why I came to you. Everyone knows the blue ones are only for the guys, so I usually sell them to Jimmy over there.
She points to a guy that's currently trying to romance the huge concrete column in the middle of the room that has padding around it.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Now are you gonna share or not, Dolores? I have these little yellow ones if you want em.
The girl nods absently and Victoria swaps the girl's purple pills for her yellow ones.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Thanks, Do. Always knew you were cool.
Getting up, Victoria walks off and goes over to sit on the shared couch that's parked in front of the television. As if on cue, Trish's promo comes onto the screen.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Hey, Damien.. turn this up for me, would ya?
The guy sitting next to her, looking strangely like Eugene, turns up the volume on the television. Victoria watches and listens to what she had to say then starts shaking her head.
thepsychobitch | victoria
That is just sad. In all these years, she hasn't changed a bit. Still the same blonde haired, blonde BRAINED, two-bit bitch I knew back then. Ya know, I may not know much, but I know someone who can't wrestle their way out of a paper bag when I see em, and THAT woman... fits the bill perfectly. Thing is, I've already dealt with her. She's no longer my problem. I'm movin on... and I'm movin on to little Miss Candice Michelle.
A girl comes up behind Victoria and sits down in a spare chair.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Hey, Isolde. How's it goin?
thecrazychick | isolde
Lisa, can I make your hair pretty?
thepsychobitch | victoria
Sure.. go for it, Iso.
The girl pulls all of Victoria's hair back behind her shoulders and begins brushing it while Victoria continues.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Thought I forgot about you, huh, Candi? Nope.. I haven't. I just haven't had time to say anything. Between playing cards with Timmy and pillow fights with Cordelia, I haven't had much time for anything, much less talking about your skanky ass. Your last match was appaling to say the least. Sure, you won, but beyond that? Can we say snoozefest? It was like watching midget wrestling again. Very very disappointing. I hope you don't drag down this match like you have every other one you've been in. I'd hate for my match to go down in quality just because you fucked up. It's already heading south because Trish is in it. I'm the only one saving this damned match. That's just pathetic. The state WIW's women's division is in is sad.. just sad. I'm seeing people there I haven't seen in ages. People I thought had retired years ago. Safe to say that this is where the old horses go to become glue.. all except for me. I'll be the only one standing when it's done.. in the women's division, anyhow.
A nurse comes up and stands beside Victoria.
thenurselady | coreen
Miss Varon, someone's here to pick you up.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Pick me up? I'm allowed to leave?
thenurselady | coreen
Yes ma'am. Just sign here and you're free to leave.
Victoria grabs the paperwork and signs her name to it as the nurse hands her a bottle of medication.
thenurselady | coreen
Take these three times a day and you should continue to be stable.
thepsychobitch | victoria
Alright, thanks.
thecrazychick | isolde
I'm done with your hair, Lisa.. wanna see?
Standing up, Victoria takes the small mirror Isolde hands her and looks into it. Victoria's hair is now about shoulder length with it's same old red streaks.
thepsychobitch | victoria
That looks really nice, Isolde.. thanks. Here's your payment..
When the nurse turns her back to Victoria, she hands the medication meant for her to the girl. As she's walking towards the door, a buzzing sound is heard as they release the door's lock for her to leave. Making her way outside, she sees something that makes her raise an eyebrow. There, leaning against a rental car, is Todd Grisham... still dorky lookin but hey, as long as it got her outta here.
thepsychobitch | victoria
You got a thing for me, Todd?
themeltdowninterviewer | todd grisham
No, I just figured you'd need a ride to WrestleMania.
thepsychobitch | victoria
You figured right, then.
She goes over to the car and gets into the driver's seat, making Todd take the passenger's side. Flicking on the radio, she speeds out of the parking lot and down the street, bound for wherever the road would take her. Is this a new era of Victoria? Will she finally be mentally stable? Can we trust anyone in the ring with her? Tune in to WrestleMania 5 to find out.