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Apparently I was wrong last week in my prediction that Victoria would win the match. That little inflatable doll, Candice Michelle won. She defeated our favorite psycho diva, and if I know her, she just won't have that. This week, she'll be in yet ANOTHER divas battle royal.. how original! This time I won't make any predictions.. we'll just see how it goes.

Roleplay

As the scene opened up, we find Todd wandering around the arena, trying to find Victoria after last week's Meltdown airing. He ends up in the parking lot, where he finds Victoria sitting on a concrete slab at the front of a parking space, looking like she's lost her best friend - if she had one to begin with. Sitting beside her, he leans down so he can see her face, which is currently hidden by her new shoulder-length hairstyle.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Victoria? Hey, are you okay?

She turns her head to look at him, and even though it looks like she's been crying, there's still a fire in her eyes that shows she's pissed.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Does it LOOK like I'm okay, Todd??

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Not... really. Why are you so upset, though?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Are you naturally this stupid, or did it just develop over time?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Is this because you lost last week?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
OF COURSE IT IS!

She sighs and drops her head back down, staring at the concrete beneath her feet.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
This is just... wrong. I should've won. I should've easily beaten those sorry bitches. Instead, who wins? CANDICE. The woman I beat in my first damn match. This has to be some sort of karmic joke.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Why can't you just go face her again and win?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
It isn't that easy, Todd.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
It is.. because you face her again this week.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
How?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Yet another diva battle royal.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
What? Is this some sorta kick management has been on lately? Do they get their jollies by watching the divas kick each other's asses?

Then she thought about it. Meltdown was run by Rowdy Roddy Piper... the craziest, most peverted GM she had ever known... aside from Bischoff.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Piper... figures as much. These are all his ideas. Not very bright ones, though. Can't he come up with something besides diva battle royals? This is getting old real fuckin quick.

She looks at Todd, her sorrow forgotten, replaced by annoyance and anger.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
So who do I face this week? Oh, wait... let me guess... Katie Lea, Candice, Trish, Carmella, Nattie, Milena, and Mickie. Am I right?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Parcially. It's actually Katie, Candice, Carmella, Christy, Layla, and Beth. Nice try, though.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Who's said anything so far?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Only Katie.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Oh now I know I can get this right. She said how much "bettah" she was than the others, drooled all over "Mistah Regul", then pawed her "brotha"? All this after having a cup of hot Earl Grey tea with lemon and pretending she was the title "holdah"... sounds like a full day.

As she laughed at her own rather lame jokes, Todd just looked at her.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
With the exception of the tea and Regal, you're right, actually.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
What? You've gotta be kiddin me... I'm actually right?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Yeah.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
[looking at the sky, laughing] SHE'S SO FUCKING PREDICTABLE!

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Now what about the other ones?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
[sighs] Name them again?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Candice, Carmella, Christy, Layla, and Beth.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Candice I've beaten before. She's easy, provided the other bimbos don't put thier unwanted two cents in. Then again, she's always been easy if you don't count her work in the ring. She's just as useless as any other diva I've ever seen, bar none. Carmella isn't anyone to worry about, either. She's nothing but the NFL's resident ho, going from one Flavor of the Week to the next. She'll probably be banging some random quarterback instead of worrying about this match, so if she isn't worried about the match, then I'm not worried about her.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
What's your thoughts on Christy, Layla, and Beth, though?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
I'm gettin there if you give me a minute.

She pauses and waits then continues.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Christy's just some Diva Search Ho that didn't make it then took off for TNA just to align herself with some guys named Hoyt and Rave. To make things worse, their little catchphrase was "Who wants to get infected". [laughs] It's like going around saying "Who wants to get an STD?"... it's just broadcasting that you're a two dollar whore! I'd be willing to bet Rave and Hoyt were her best customers. It's a sad sad little world that she lives in... and in her world, she always wins... but in mine, in reality, she won't have a clue. She'll lose just like the others.

Layla... probably another Diva Ho ---

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Wait.. you keep calling them Diva Ho's... why?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
It's easy, Todd.. what're the so-called women in the searches called?

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Diva Search Hopefuls.

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
Exactly... Diva.. Search.. Hos. Anyway, like I was saying, she's probably just another Diva Ho like the rest running around here. They're little more than ring rats, really. They remind me of Lita when she was just signing up. Can't do a thing other than stand there and look good, with thier little fake tits, inflated lips that look like life rafts, and waists so thin an emaciated dog would be jealous. It's pathetic, and it makes the actual women like ME look bad.

Finally, there's Beth... a woman that weighs fifty-fifty to me... I like that she's an evil ass bitch, but at the same time, I hate that she's more popular and more evil than I am. That's just not right. Nobody can be worse than me. It just isn't possible.. or so I thought, til she came around. Aside from looking like a tranny, she also looks like she could rip my limbs from my body with a thought. I would say don't fuck with her, but.. [shrugs] ..I don't think anyone would touch her with a ten foot pole, let alone fuck her. It's a scary thought by itself, really.

xo [[ meltdown interviewer - todd grisham ]] ox
Not that it's a need to know thing, but if you can't get ahold of the Women's title, what goals do you plan on setting for yourself?

xo [[ vicious vixen - victoria ]] ox
There is no other goal, Todd. It's the Women's title or nothing... and I don't care who I have to kill to do it, I'll take that title for myself.

She gets up and walks into the arena, letting the door slam shut behind her. Todd winces at the loud sound then sighs, knowing that he's the one who put her in this mood to begin with. At least she isn't upset anymore, he thought, as he followed her back inside. The scene then fades to black before showing the WIW logo.