April 2nd, 2006

It's a capacity crowd awaiting the latest pay per view from Anarchy Wrestling. Detroit is jumping and ready to get this show started as AW takes on the biggest wrestling company in the world on the day they build towards the entire year. AW will do whatever it takes to prove itself the superior product. We see Kelly Buchanan entering the building when she is met by Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - Kelly, you're up first tonight as your team of four fight Kathy Smith's team of four.

Kelly Buchanan - You know what, Ray? Tonight I show the world why AW is the superior product. It has been from day one because the old guard has passed on. They just don't know it yet. Tonight I show everyone.

Ray Dees - You sound confident.

Kelly Buchanan - That's because I am on the winning team. If you're a smart man, Ray, you will be too.

Ray Dees - I'm just a reporter.

Kelly Buchanan - *smiles and strokes Ray's chin* Raymond, eventually everyone will have to take their side. Make the right choice.

She then hums to herself as she exits the shot and Ray shrugs towards the camera. We then go to the opening credits which show images of Simon, Rated R, Diego Alvarez, Vesuvius, Shannon Skanes, Tommy Purr, Bombshell, Gerard Angelo, Max Cameron, Nameless, Sal Clemenzo and Halloween Jack before we head to ringside where Ricky Simms and Henry Lesher are, as always, ready to call the action tonight.


Team GWO vs Team AW

"Mine Teil" by Rammstein plays as Kelly Buchanan leads Shawna Miller, Cindy Knox and Chastity towards the ring, these ladies representing Team AW for this first of two matches. Kelly is giving out orders as the girls step up onto the apron and then step into the ring. Kelly informs them that she is starting the match tonight. Cindy Knox shrugs. The three members of Kelly's team step onto the apron and then Kelly's music fades. We then hear "Come With Me" by Puff Daddy and see Kathy Smith, Myst, Corina and Cordelia Parizi making their way to the ring. The crowd greets them with a loud ovation.

Ricky Simms - Team GWO is quite popular here tonight. Tony Parizi himself is walking them to the ring.

Henry Lesher - Goody, cheese overload to begin the show.

Kathy rolls herself into the ring and Kelly starts putting the boots to her while Kathy's partners take their place in their corner. Kelly whips Kathy off the ropes and gives her a roundhouse kick to the chest that sends her down to the mat. Kelly then goes for a lion sault only to have Kathy roll out of the way. Kathy then tags in Corina. Corina steps into the ring and ducks a right hook from Kelly and then spears her to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Kelly has been eliminated first. The crowd cheers as she rolls out of the ring, her face displaying her shock with this turn of events tonight. She slaps the mat and argues to referee Steve Blake that he made a quick count to no avail.

Ricky Simms - Kelly's out quick tonight. That surprises me.

Henry Lesher - I haven't shot myself yet. That surprises me.

Shawna Miller volunteers to enter the ring next and starts telling Kathy tonight's not her night. Kathy motions her on and then they lock up. Shawna shoves Kathy into the ropes and gives her a series of forearm upper cuts. She then whips Kathy into a neutral corner where she then delivers a series of shoulder blocks. Shawna then gives Kathy a snap suplex to the middle of the ring and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Kathy rolls a shoulder out. Shawna then stands Kathy up, whips her off the ropes and dropkicks her down to the mat. Shawna then stands Kathy up, whips her off the ropes and Kathy ducks a clothesline and then gives Shawna a reverse neck breaker to the mat. Kathy then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shawna Miller. Kathy then pulls Shawna to her corner and tags in Myst.

Ricky Simms - Myst, a former GWO champ herself, now gets into this match.

Henry Lesher - Big deal, she's a has been.

Myst stands Shawna up, whips her into the corner and then gives her a side Russian leg sweep from there. Myst then rolls Shawna over and applies the Mystifyer. Cindy Knox and Chastity rush into the ring and break that up with a series of kicks to the back on Myst. Chastity then stands Myst up and whips her through the ropes to the floor. Corina then charges into the ring and clotheslines Chastity right over the top rope and out to the floor. Myst gets to her feet on the floor as Shawna rolls herself out to fight her. Myst grabs Shawna by the hair and slams her face first into the steel ring steps before rolling her back into the ring. Cordelia Parizi welcomes Shawna back into the ring with a leg drop across the throat before Myst then applies the Mystifyer again. Shawna taps out while Chastity and Cindy Knox continue to fight on the floor.

Ricky Simms - It's not looking good for Team AW.

Henry Lesher - None of them look good.

Cindy and Chastity hear the announcement that Shawna has been eliminated, look at each other and shrug. They start for the back while Team GWO high fives each other inside the ring. As the referee declares Team GWO the winners, we instead hear "She Sells Sanctuary" by The Cult and see Jason Knight on the big screen hanging over the entrance.

Jason Knight - Bad start for my side tonight, I guess. Look, girls, it's great of you all to show up. It really is. The problem is, Vesuvius will destroy Shannon when they meet tonight. Teams have been barred from the arena for that one and, girls, that includes you. Enjoy the win and know one thing. It's gonna cost you.

His image fades and we see Kathy and Myst shaking their head while going over a few things. Apparently the score hasn't been settled. Outside the ring, Tony Parizi congratulates his niece Cordelia and he nods his head at what he saw inside the ring.


We cut backstage. Craven Broderick is taking all of his aggression out on his locker. The crazy, balding, ugly, hulk of a man is kicking seven shades out of his locker as Shengee Shmelky and Salty Tom cautiously close-in on the crazy idiot. Shengee passes Salty Tom a salt shaker, before be begins to speak.

Shengee - Uh...Craven.

Craven is still kicking his locker.

Craven - What?!!

Shengee - I was just wondering if I could get a few words, before your match tonight.

Craven - Oh, I have got more than a few.

Craven bluntly shoves Shengee out of camera view. Salty Tom is in the background, he doesn't care, he has his salt. Craven's ugly face stares into the camera.

Craven - Tommy Purr, you stole everything away from me. All you left me with was a broken heart, and I demand revenge! This match will be for anyone who has ever been dumped before, this match will end a career. It's you or me, Tommy. And I do not plan on going down in flames. I WILL BREAK YOUR PRETTY FACE TONIGHT!

Craven storms out of the room, Shengee sacks Salty Tom across the back of his ear.

Shengee - You were supposed to protect me.

Salty Tom - I...Like...Salt?


Tanja Michaels vs Kira Yakamoto

Kosmic Kitty - Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a special guest referee match for the GWO Women’s Championship!

The crowd cheers as Miranda Cosgrove’s cover of Girls just Wanna Have Fun starts.

Kosmic Kitty – Introducing first, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 90lbs, the GWO Women’s champion…Tanja Michaels!

Ricky Simms – The very talented Miss Michaels making her way to the ring.

Henry Lesher – There’s never a flamethrower when you need one.

Tanja runs out to the ring and hi-5’s a few fans before doing a backward somersault into the ring and then a back flip off the top turnbuckle as the music changes to Gwen Stefani’s Rich Girl.

Kosmic Kitty – And the challenger, making her way to the ring accompanied by the Yakamoto Zaibatsu, from Kissimmee, Florida, weighing in at 105lbs, Kira Yakamoto!

Kira walks out with her half-siblings and poses at the top of the stage, she then gathers Takashi and Miki together and motions them over to the announce booth.

Henry Lesher – Oh yeah, I invited some guests.

Takashi Yakamoto – Doctor, very nice to see you.

Ricky Simms – Can these guys even speak English?

Henry Lesher – Miki’s fluent…Takashi’s not taking to the language so well.

Ricky Simms – Seems you know a lot about them.

Henry Lesher – We had some drinks last night. We had a lot to talk about. Particularly one little Asian simpleton who shall remain nameless.

Kosmic Kitty – And The special guest referee…

Surfing With The Alien begins but no Hoshi…she comes out a few seconds later than usual, Her referee shirt tied up to reveal her midriff she looks back at Bart who we see briefly holding her hand. He speaks some words of comfort, lovingly strokes her cheek then kisses her. Hoshi goes to the ring, not feeling much better. Kosmic Kitty – From the good ole US of A, weighing in at…well the scale's broke anyway, Hoshi Yakamoto!

Takashi Yakamoto – Now you see, real Hoshi Yakamoto! Now you see!

Ricky Simms - Why are you so against Hoshi?

Miki Yakamoto – Richard, we’re not “against” Hoshi, she’s family. It’s just that well…she’s had better days and we’re now we’re giving Kira the same chance we gave Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - *under his breath* Likely story.

Takashi Yakamoto – What was that, Gaijin?

The bell rings as the two cousins stare at each other. Hoshi tries to get them to shake hands. Tanja reluctantly puts her hand out, but Kira responds with a resounding slap across the face which makes every fan in attendance wince. As Hoshi chastises her little sister, Tanja gets up and floors Kira with a spear and the match officially begins.

Ricky Simms – Yakamoto and Michaels viciously beginning this match.

Henry Lesher – Y’know I’m not fond of teenagers, but this Kira is alright.

Ricky Simms – What!? Her only goal is making Tanja’s life a living hell!

Henry Lesher – Exactly.

Hoshi literally has to pull Tanja off of Kira, as both Kira and Tanja lock up. Kira kicks Tanja in the stomach and whips her into the ropes. She then ducks her head for a backdrop, Tanja stops, poses and then kicks her cousin in the face, and then lands a tornado DDT.

Ricky Simms – Beautiful Tornado DDT!

Henry Lesher - *yawn* Bland.

Ricky Simms – How can you say that? Tanja’s a second-generation wrestler!

Henry Lesher – To a man who got his ass kicked by a little girl.

Kira starts to stagger to her feet while Tanja goes for a Yakuza kick. Tanja misses, stumbles and becomes entangled in the ropes. Kira begins choking Tanja.

Ricky Simms – Oh for the love of…

Miki Yakamoto – What?

Ricky Simms – Kira using the ropes to choke Tanja.

Miki Yakamoto –Typical American. When you find bias, you can’t back it up. Hence you lie.

Henry Lesher – I try to keep him under control. I really do.

Hoshi pulls her sister of Tanja, who’s face is reddish-purple she’s coughing and spitting up saliva. Kira then grabs Tanja by the hair and slams her face first into the canvas. Kira then covers Tanja. 1…2…no! Tanja just rolls the shoulder up. Tanja then rolls Kira up in a small package. 1…2…no! Kira kicks out. Kira rolls out of the ring to regroup while Tanja rests against the ropes.

Henry Lesher – See, no stamina.

Ricky Simms – They’re just children

Takashi Yakamoto – Kira! *starts screaming in Japanese*

Kira hears this and takes off her shoe, whilst Hoshi’s back is turned, Kira drills her cousin with the heel as the crowd boos. Kira rolls an unconscious Tanja over. 1…2…no! Tanja somehow kicks out. Kira starts to scream at her sister as Tanja staggers to her feet. As Kira charges at Tanja, Tanja pulls a hurricaranna out of nowhere! Bart runs down to the ring and tries to tell Hoshi what happened with Kira’s shoe.

Henry Lesher – No!

Ricky Simms – It’s what she deserves Doc.

Hoshi struggles to hear Bart, and turns away fro a split second just long enough for Kira to blast her own sister in the face with a steel chair!

Bart tends to his fallen wife, and pulls her from the ring. Holding her to him. As Kira stands with a sick, sadistic grin, Steve Blake runs into the ring.

Ricky Simms – And here’s Steve Blake!

Takashi Yakamoto – He not referee for this match! Let Hoshi continue!

Ricky Simms – She’s out cold after what Kira did to her!

Takashi Yakamoto – Didn’t you see? She was putting chair out of the ring, so that silly little American girl wouldn’t use it. Hoshi just in wrong place, wrong time.

Tanja creeps up behind Kira and rolls her up for the pin. 1…2…3! Tanja Michaels defeats Kira Yakamoto and retains her title, with a count a little too quickly for comfort.

Hoshi slowly begins to come to and raises Tanja’s hand in victory. Takashi and Miki storm the ring and give Tanja and Hoshi a piece of their minds. However, Tanja and Hoshi deliver a twin super kick to the siblings, before diving off of the turnbuckle with twin corkscrew moonsaults!

Ricky Simms – Glad to see the duo got what’s coming to them.

Henry Lesher – I want a rematch! I demand a rematch!!!

Kira gets up and stomps towards the younger Tanja. Surprisingly, she offers out a handshake that Tanja accepts and the duo embrace whilst they forgive and forget.

Ricky Simms – Kira and Tanja showing some respect for each other here. It really is inspiring.

Henry Lesher - *banging his head on the desk* It just gets worse and worse!


We see Shannon Skanes pacing backstage when Joe Davidson enters the shot.

Joe Davidson - Shannon, tonight you face Vesuvius with your legacy against his. How are you feeling?

Shannon Skanes - Better with my wife's team winning earlier, but my match is a whole other beast. I don't trust Jason Knight or Phil Castle, so we'll see how this plays out.

Joe Davidson - What do you hope to come out of this match with tonight?

Shannon Skanes - That's simple. I intend to come out of this with control.

Joe Davidson - Of AW?

Shannon Skanes - The business was mine for years. Vesuvius isn't bright enough to keep me out of power.

Joe Davidson - Best of luck to you.

The camera zooms in on Joe's microphone and we see it has the letters "GWO" on it. We then go back to the ring


Sal Clemenzo vs Halloween Jack

"Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota starts playing as the crowd gets to its feet and shows its appreciation for Sal Clemenzo and his manager Serena Marcelli. They walk arm in arm as the crowd starts a chant for Sal in this Buried Alive match. There is a large hole in the floor next to the stage and a tall mound of dirt with a shovel stuck in it. The first to bury the other wins, of course. Sal makes a complete turn around the ring and event stops to autograph a photo of Sal kicking Lethal Weapon out of the GWO. He then climbs onto the apron, steps into the ring and his music fades. We then hear "Survival of the Sickest" by Saliva and Halloween Jack makes his way out towards the ring, a smile on his face and a baseball bat in his hands.

Ricky Simms - This should be violent.

Henry Lesher - After the garbage we have seen so far tonight, it had better be.

Jack reaches ringside and the bell sounds since this match won't end in the ring anyway. Sal rolls himself out of the ring and approaches Jack. He ducks a baseball swing from Jack and then gives him a jawbreaker. Sal then wrenches the bat free from Jack and starts drilling him in the ribs with it while Serena looks on and nods. Sal then stands behind Jack and chokes him with the bat while the crowd cheers. Sal then throws the bat aside, picks Jack up and body slams him on the floor. Sal then knee drops Jack to the forehead and pulls him down the aisle towards the makeshift grave.

Ricky Simms - Sal is wasting no time tonight.

Henry Lesher - Which is refreshing since this event has already wasted so much of my time as it is.

Sal pulls Jack to the edge of the grave and kicks at him as if to roll him in. Jack grabs Sal's ankle and then pulls his feet out from under him. Jack gets to his feet and grabs the shovel from the pile. Jack slams it over the head of Sal Clemenzo. Jack then drills him in the ribs with it and poses for the crowd who boo him mercilessly. Jack stands Sal up, then gives him a vertical suplex into the open grave. Jack shrugs and tells the camera this is all too easy when Serena Marcelli drills Jack in the back of the knees with the discarded baseball bat from ringside.

Ricky Simms - Serena, forgotten at ringside, shows why she should always be watched.

Henry Lesher - I guess Jack isn't as bright as I had hoped.

Serena starts pulling Jack out of the grave as we see Vesuvius entering the shot. He is shaking his head and mumbling to himself as he grabs Serena by the hair and then gives her a DDT to the floor. He then kicks Sal in the face, sending him back into the open grave. Jack slowly gets to his feet and smiles at Vesuvius only to take a kick below the belt from Vesuvius who then gives Jack a DDT to the floor and rolls him into the grave. Vesuvius then proceeds to dump dirt onto both men and the referee calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - I guess Jack's out of the Anarchy group!

Henry Lesher - They just can't get anything past you, can they?

Vesuvius screams down at Jack that he's being replaced and then marches off as "Du Hast" by Rammstein starts to play and the crowd starts another "GWO" chant. We're left to wonder who will replace Halloween Jack in the group.


We see Kathy Smith in her dressing room, almost ready to go home. She is headed off by Shawna Miller.

Shawna Miller - I am tired of seeing you spring up every few months to screw everything up.

Kathy Smith - I could say the same of you, Shawna. Oh, but you tapped out tonight anyway, so I don't need to listen to you at all.

Shawna Miller - Tapped to Myst. Everyone knows she is a real wrestler. You're just the one Shannon and Myst keep around as a plaything.

Kathy Smith - You don't know as much as you think you do.

Shawna Miller - Next week, you and me.

Kathy Smith - We did that before. I beat you.

Shawna Miller - Then I'll make it interesting. Loser retires from the business.

Kathy Smith - *smiles* You're on.

Shawna Miller - I'll be glad to rid the ring of you.

Kathy Smith - I was about to tell you the same thing.

Shawna leaves and Myst enters the picture wrapped in a towel.

Myst - What a bitch. She's not very bright either.

Kathy Smith - Bruce Miller has no taste. I still don't know why he married her.

Myst then whispers something into Kathy's ear and Kathy laughs.

Kathy Smith - That's sick. It explains a lot, though.


Hoshi Yakamoto vs Bombshell

"Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani starts playing as Hoshi Yakamoto starts making her way towards the ring, Bart Phillips walking ahead of her. The crowd gives her a warm response and she waves to them. The love fest ends when Bombshell and Gerard Angelo emerge from the back and attack Bombshell and Bart. Gerard drills Bart with his crutch, landing a shot to the back of the knees and smiles. He then does a few jumping jacks and then bows for the camera.

Ricky Simms - It doesn't look like Gerry's hurt at all.

Henry Lesher - Why are you here? You haven't said a thing we couldn't figure out on our own.

Gerard picks Bart up and then runs him into the steel corner post, wrapping his spine around the unforgiving steel. Bombshell stands Hoshi up and then gives her a vertical suplex to the floor. The camera shows the buckets of syrup at ringside intended to "tar" these ladies and then the feathers will stick from there. Gerard picks up one of the buckets of syrup and steps towards Hoshi. He has a wry smile on his face, but Hoshi spins around and kicks her leg out, tripping Gerard and causing him to hit Bombshell with the bucket of syrup as he falls. Bombshell is horrified and she starts screaming at Gerard while Hoshi pulls herself to ringside and uses the apron to get to her feet.

Ricky Simms - An old fashioned malfunction at the junction there.

Henry Lesher - Just make it stop.

Hoshi rolls herself into the ring and, moments later, a messy Bombshell does the same. Bombshell then gets to her feet and starts trading punches with Hoshi Yakamoto. Gerard Angelo stands Bart Phillips up at ringside and they start to brawl there as well. Hoshi gives Bombshell an eye gouge and a head butt that sends her back into the corner buckle and then whips her to the opposite corner before giving her a clothesline to the back of the neck. Hoshi then climbs the ropes and gives Bombshell a bulldog from the top rope. Hoshi then rolls herself out of the ring and grabs one of the syrup filled buckets. Gerard takes a step towards her and gets a bucket of syrup on him for his troubles before Bart gives Gerard a reverse neck breaker to the floor. Hoshi then grabs another bucket and turns towards the ring only to take a baseball slide from Bombshell that douses Hoshi with syrup as well.

Ricky Simms - No real technical moves in this match. Everyone is a mess.

Henry Lesher - This entire event is a mess.

Bombshell leaves the ring and starts kicking Hoshi in the ribs. She takes a clothesline from Bart Phillips that sends her sprawling to the floor and brings the crowd out of their seats. Hoshi then pulls herself to her feet and grabs a bag full of feathers. She holds it over Bombshell and appears ready to win this when Vesuvius appears and gives Hoshi a spear to the back. Bombshell gets to her feet as Vesuvius retreats from ringside with a smile on his face. Bombshell picks up the bag of feathers and covers Hoshi with them and referee Mark Davis calls for the bell, Bombshell the winner to retain the Superior title belt.

Ricky Simms - That's two matches Vesuvius has turned into a joke.

Henry Lesher - Hey. at least he treated Bombshell better than he treated Jack. I guess she's still part of the Anarchy group.

Ricky Simms - You have to wonder what else Vesuvius and Jason Knight have in store for this roster and what Phil Castle might be up to as well.

Henry Lesher - Looks like they're sick of watching their side lose. Maybe the snoozer with the girls earlier snapped something inside Vesuvius.

Bombshell holds her Superior title high and Gerard tells the camera no one can stop Anarchy.


Moose is seen entering the building and the Detroit crowd, upon seeing him on the big screen, explodes into chants for Moose. He makes his way around one corner without incident and is met on the second one by Vesuvius.

Moose - What do you want?

Vesuvius - What are you doing here?

Moose - I am going to referee the main event tonight.

Vesuvius - Like hell you are.

Moose - I heard you would be this way about it. You just don't have a clue.

Vesuvius - About what exactly?

Moose - By the time you figure it out, it will be too late. Out of my way.

Moose shoves past Vesuvius.

Jason Knight - *as he enters the shot* What do you figure he's talking about?

Vesuvius - I'm sure it's nothing. I have a match to get ready for.

Jason Knight - Everything is going according to plan so far.

Vesuvius - Yeah... so far.


Max Cameron vs The Nameless

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as Max Cameron makes his way out from backstage and the crowd gives him a rather mixed response. He then holds up a GWO T-shirt and the crowd pops for that. He makes his way towards the ring, nodding his head and telling the camera this is his time to shine. He stops at ringside and has a few words with referee Francis Clarke. He then steps up onto the apron while his music fades. "Pain Redefined" by Disturbed plays as Nameless then is led towards the ring by Emily Blackstone. There is no speech directed towards Max. Nameless marches to ringside and then pulls himself onto the apron. Max greets him with a series of rights and lefts to the head. Nameless then thumbs Max in the eye before finally stepping over the top rope into the ring. The bell sounds and this match is officially underway.

Ricky Simms - This should be a physical encounter.

Henry Lesher - Unless they're going to break into ballroom dance, I would imagine it will be physical.

Nameless whips Max off the ropes, ducks his head and backdrops him to the mat. Nameless then gives Max a knee drop to the forehead and then goes for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Max. Nameless stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a big boot to the chest, again sending him crashing to the mat. Nameless then two handed chokes Max and releases before referee Steve Blake reaches a five count. Nameless stands Max up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of shoulder blocks. Nameless gives Max an inverted atomic drop before a clothesline to the mat. Nameless again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max.

Ricky Simms - Nameless is dominant so far here.

Henry Lesher - That's because Max is a lousy wrestler.

Nameless stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and Max ducks a clothesline and then gives Nameless a Rock Bottom to the mat. Max then goes for the pin on the former AW champion. 1...2... kick out by Nameless. Max stands Nameless up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a vertical suplex. The crowd cheers that as Max then goes to the ropes and climbs to the top. Max launches himself from the top for a flying elbow smash only to find no one home as Nameless rolls out of the way. Nameless then uses the ropes to pull himself back to his feet. Max gets to his feet and clotheslines Nameless over the top rope and out to the floor. Max then steps out onto the apron and gives Nameless a double axe handle smash across the back for good measure. Max stands Nameless up and tries to whip him into the steel steps, but Nameless reverses it and smashes Max, shoulder first, into the steel steps. Nameless rolls himself into the ring to break up the count and then rolls himself back out.

Ricky Simms - After a brief flurry of attacks by Max, Nameless is back in control.

Henry Lesher - Because Max sucks. I explained that already.

Nameless stands Max up, whips him into the steel guard railing and nods his head. He then grabs Max around the throat and sets for a choke slam. Max knee Nameless in the ribs and then eye gouges him to break up the choke. Max then head butts Nameless and follows that up with a series of knife edge chops to the chest. Referee Steve Blake then reaches the ten count and calls for the bell.

Ricky Simms - It's a double count out and these two are still fighting.

Henry Lesher - And Max still sucks.

Security rushes towards the ring to break them up and we head backstage...


We see Simon entering the building, gym bag over his shoulder. He is headed off by Mark Davis, the referee that has been calling all of Simon's recent victories.

Mark Davis - Something's going on.

Simon - Why are you meeting me in a hallway like this?

Mark Davis - Vesuvius was just talking to Knight and.... I think Moose has a legal right to call your match.

Simon - What?

Mark Davis - Some contract Shelia Lavin signed states Moose referees the main event at Blind Rage.

Simon - This is not going to happen.

Simon heads down the hall and Mark Davis heads in the opposite direction.


Tommy Purr vs Craven Broderick

We head outside and find the parking lot is already busy. Tommy and Craven are trading rights and lefts as nearby fans cheer both of them on. Tommy rams Craven's face into a nearby dumpster and Craven answers with a low blow on Tommy. Craven then slams Tommy's face into the dumpster as well. Craven gives Tommy a spine buster to the pavement and covers him for the pin attempt. 1...2... Tommy rolls a shoulder out.

Ricky Simms - No love lost here as this back lot brawl begins!

Henry Lesher - No, I love them both.

Craven stands Tommy up. Tommy thumbs Craven in the eye. Tommy then low blows Craven and then clotheslines him to the ground. Tommy then climbs onto the dumpster and smiles while nearby fans start a "Tommy" chant. Craven gets to his feet only to be caught in a Purricaranna that brings Craven back to the ground. Tommy then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Craven Broderick. Tommy then gets to his feet, grabs a two by four and smashes it across the back of Broderick. Tommy then climbs onto the dumpster again and dares Craven to get up. Craven gets up and sees Tommy coming this time. He then shoves Purr backwards, slamming his spine into the steel of the dumpster. Craven lets out a yell and tells Purr this is what he gets for breaking a man's heart.

Ricky Simms - Craven disturbs me.

Henry Lesher - He's a great guy. I think him and Tommy should make up. It's time.

Craven stands Purr up and takes a thumb to the eye from Tommy. Tommy then gives Craven a DDT to the ground, rolls him over and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Craven and Tommy shakes his head, asking referee Francis Clarke if he knows how to count a pin fall properly. Tommy then stands Craven up and runs his face into the dumpster again. Tommy then takes a table from behind the dumpster and sets it up. He stands Craven up, picks him up over his shoulders and then gives him a Tommy Knocker before Craven falls face first through the table and down to the ground. Tommy looks at the camera and says it's over through a bloodied face. He rolls Craven over for the pin. 1...2...3! Tommy Purr wins the match, finally dispatching Craven Broderick.

Ricky Simms - Impressive win for Tommy here tonight.

Henry Lesher - Every win is impressive when Tommy is involved.

Referee Francis Clarke raises Tommy's hand in victory. The nearby fans start another chant for Purr.


6Pac is seen pacing backstage. Ray Dees enters the picture.

Ray Dees - 6Pac, tonight you face Rodd Gordon for the hardcore title.

6Pac Dudley - Tonight also features something special. Total Darkness will lose the tag team titles.

Ray Dees - How do you know that?

6Pac Dudley - It's simple, Ray. FUBAR wants to abandon me and wants to change his style up? He wants to abandon the one thing that made Air Canada what it was, the fans? Someone has to teach him a lesson and no one knows better how to do that than me.

Ray Dees - Best of luck tonight.

6Pac Dudley - I don't need luck. FUBAR, though, is gonna need a miracle.


Total Darkness vs Parker Davis/De'Anton Maybon

"Creep" by Radiohead plays as Maybon and Parker come out, geared up for their shot at the tag team titles. Kosmic Kitty quickly exits the ring before they enter it and she hides behind the corner post. Parker tells her she had better stay away from the ring or she'll take a tag title to the head. Parker and Maybon talk as the lights dim. They both look around confused as FUBAR and Black Lightning slip into the ring after entering through the crowd. They trip the feet out from under the challengers and then start laying the boots to them. The bell sounds to make this match official and then FUBAR rolls Parker out of the ring while Black Lightning stands Maybon up and whips him into the corner buckle. Black Lightning then gives Maybon a snap suplex to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Lightning then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the top and launches himself for a top rope leg drop only to find Maybon not there when he hits the mat. Maybon quickly gets to his feet, headlocks Lightning and then gives him a bulldog to the mat before Maybon goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Black Lightning.

Ricky Simms - Big match here for Parker Davis and De'Anton Maybon, tag gold on the line.

Henry Lesher - Jobbers are about to lose tag titles.

Maybon stands Lightning up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him to the mat. Maybon then tags in Parker as Davis reaches their corner. Parker enters the ring and starts putting the boots to Lightning. FUBAR is seen reaching his corner as Parker stands Lightning up and whips him into the corner buckle. He then gives Lightning a hip toss back to the middle of the ring before applying an arm bar. Parker then tells the booing crowd to shut up.

Ricky Simms - Parker is endearing himself to the fans as usual.

Henry Lesher - No need for fans when you have talent. Parker has talent.

Lightning gets to his feet, reverses the arm bar and then gives Parker a series of kicks to the ribs before tagging in FUBAR. FUBAR enters the ring and gives Parker a standing dropkick before he then stands Parker up and whips him off the ropes. FUBAR backdrops Parker to the mat and then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope. From there he gives Parker an elbow to the small of the back and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... Parker kicks out. FUBAR stands Parker up, whips him into the corner and then gives him a series of knees to the ribs. Parker drops in the corner and FUBAR boot chokes him for a four count before releasing to avoid the disqualification.

Ricky Simms - The champs are taking over this match here.

Henry Lesher - Not for long.

FUBAR stands Parker up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a round house kick to the jaw. FUBAR then tags in Black Lightning. Black Lightning climbs the ropes in the corner and gives Parker a flying knee to the ribs before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Parker. We see 6Pac coming out from the back as Lightning stands Parker up. Lightning whips Parker off the ropes and Parker ducks a clothesline before then giving Lightning a series of right hooks to the jaw that sends him back into a neutral corner. Parker head butts Lightning and then rakes his eyes along the top rope. 6Pac then grabs FUBAR and pulls him down off the apron and then clocks him with a crow bar, knocking him clear out. Lightning eye gouges Parker inside the ring, turns to make a tag and sees 6Pac standing there, smiling and waving. Lightning is momentarily stunned as Parker tags in Maybon. Maybon clotheslines Lightning face first to the mat. Maybon then stands Lightning up, knees him in the gut and then gives him an Uglification before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Parker Davis and De'Anton Maybon have won the tag team titles!

Ricky Simms - We have new champs!

Henry Lesher - Big surprise. The losers lost.

Parker rolls out of the ring and offers to shake hands with 6Pac and put the past aside. 6Pac then drills Parker in the forehead with a crow bar and disappears into the crowd as Maybon exits the ring to attempt a confrontation with 6Pac. The crowd cheers and 6Pac's the hero.


Moose is seen putting on a referee's shirt when Vesuvius enters the picture.

Vesuvius - Your services won't be needed tonight.

Moose - You've seen the contract. I am calling the match.

Vesuvius - I am the owner.

Moose - I have a contract.

Vesuvius - I don't care. You want into an AW ring? Sign a contract for that.

Moose - Yeah, I already did that, too.

Vesuvius - When?

Moose - Knight signed me a week ago. You guys should talk more.

Vesuvius - He never asked me...

Moose - Funny, he said he messaged you and you said it was fine, so he signed me. I just have to referee this match tonight first.

Vesuvius - I never okayed this.

Moose - Tell someone who cares.

Moose leaves the dressing room and a perplexed Vesuvius scratches his head.


Shannon Skanes vs Vesuvius

"Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails starts to play as the crowd gets to its feet and Shannon Skanes starts towards the ring, a Canadian flag in his hand. The crowd cheers as he makes his way around the ring, takes off his jacket and reveals a Bret Hart T-shirt underneath. Shannon then jumps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He then tests the ropes while his music fades and then we hear "Du Hast" by Rammstein and Vesuvius makes his way towards the ring. The crowd starts a "Vman sucks" chant and he gives them the finger. He reaches ringside and smiles at Shannon inside the ring. Shannon grabs the microphone from ring announcer, Kosmic Kitty.

Shannon Skanes - Let's make this a fun match, Vesuvius. You got the company after what happened in my life. I understand that. Tonight, I get something back. If I beat you tonight, I get fifty percent of AW stock. I become... your partner.

Vesuvius laughs at ringside and nods his head. He then steps up onto the apron.

Shannon Skanes - So let's shake hands and make it official then.

Shannon throws the microphone aside and holds his hand out towards Vesuvius. Vesuvius steps through the ropes, looks at Shannon's hand and then out towards the crowd again. Vesuvius then reaches out to shake hands, grabs Shannon's hand and then tries for a kick to the gut on the former GWO owner. Shannon blocks it and then clotheslines Vesuvius down to the mat. Shannon then stands Vesuvius up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a hip toss right out of the ring to the floor. Shannon drops and rolls out of the ring to the floor and then stands Vesuvius up. Vesuvius gives Shannon a series of forearm smashes to the jaw. Vesuvius then slams Shannon's face onto the steel ring steps. Vesuvius then rolls Shannon into the ring.

Ricky Simms - The AW owner looking good so far here.

Henry Lesher - Shannon has no hope here. This is a pathetic attempt by a womanizer to get back what he has no right to own.

Vesuvius poses at ringside and then pulls himself into the ring. He stands Shannon up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a tilt a whirl back breaker. Vesuvius then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Shannon. Vesuvius then stands Shannon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block. He misses when Shannon side steps it and then rolls Vesuvius up into a school boy. 1...2...3! Shannon wins the match and is 50% owner of AW!

Ricky Simms - I just felt the air freshen a little tonight.

Henry Lesher - May God kill me now.

Shannon exits the ring and grabs the microphone from Kosmic Kitty before she can make the announcement.

Shannon Skanes - And the winner of the match, the NEW AW fifty percent owner, Shannon Skanes!

He then hands her the microphone back and bows slightly to her before he starts for the back. Another "GWO" chant has started and Shannon motions to them to make it louder.


We see Jason Knight in his office, his head down on his desk. Rated R leans into the office and sighs.

Rated R - Not such a good night for you now, is it? Plans are failing, are they? Wait till the main event, asshole. You're really going to hate what happens then.

Jason Knight - *as he raises his head* Shannon has failed before and he will fail again. Give him enough rope and he'll hang himself with it.

Rated R - I think that's what just happened to Vesuvius. He showed how overconfident he is. You'd better find a new belief system. Anarchy simply fails at every turn.

Jason Knight - Get out before I call security.

Ryan laughs as he walks away and Jason reaches into a drawer in his desk for his stash of bourbon. We head back to the ring.


Rodd Gordon vs 6Pac Dudley

"Pride" by Damageplan plays as Rodd Gordon makes his way out from the back. The crowd gives him a warm response and he smiles as he holds his Xtreme title above his head. His smile fades when 6Pac Dudley comes out from the back with a chair in hand and clubs him across the back with it and then drills him in the ribs with it while the bell sounds to make this match official 6Pac drags Rodd to ringside and pulls the mats up from the floor. 6Pac then headlocks Rodd and signals that he is going to DDT him. Rodd then stands up and converts it into an angle slam in his favor, sending 6Pac to the floor. Rodd then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac Dudley.

Ricky Simms - Good showing so far for both men. This should be ugly.

Henry Lesher - I really could care less.

Rodd gets to his feet and pulls 6Pac up by the hair, then gives him a series of rights to the jaw. Rodd then slams 6Pac's face onto the steel steps before picking him up and running him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Rodd then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac Dudley. Rodd then stands 6Pac up and tries to whip him into the steel railing, but 6Pac plants his feet and instead whips Rodd into the steel railing. 6Pac then reaches under the ring apron and then pulls out a table. 6Pac sets the table up at ringside and then grabs Rodd by the hair. 6Pac slams Rodd's face onto the table and then picks him up and body slams him onto it. He then climbs onto the apron and lands an elbow smash from there onto Rodd that sends him crashing through the table. 6Pac then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rodd Gordon.

Ricky Simms - Right through the table! Rodd still manages to kick out!

Henry Lesher - 6Pac apparently has no power.

6Pac stands Rodd up and rolls him into the ring. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out a crow bar and smiles. He rears back and takes a shot at Rodd, but Rodd moves out of the way and the crow bar slams onto the announce table. Rodd then kicks 6Pac in the ribs, turns him around and spears him to the floor. Rodd goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac. Rodd then rolls over and grabs one of the pieces from the broken table and smashes 6Pac in the face with it. The camera shows that both men have blood running down their faces as Rodd then stands 6Pac up, picks him up and gives him a brain buster on the floor before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by 6Pac and Rodd slaps the floor before demanding referee Steve Blake count faster.

Ricky Simms - Frustration is setting in for the defending champion here.

Henry Lesher - Well, if he can't finish off Dudley, what hope does he have against a real wrestler?

Rodd stands 6Pac up and rolls him into the ring. He then reaches under the apron, pulls out two garbage cans and tosses them over the top rope into the ring. Rodd then pulls out a kendo stick, slaps the apron with it and then rolls himself into the ring. Rodd stands over 6Pac and tells him this is gonna hurt a lot. He rears back with the kendo stick and 6Pac delivers a low blow on Rodd. Rodd drops the kendo stick, falls against the ropes and 6Pac picks up the kendo stick. 6Pac smacks Rodd across the face with the kendo stick and then gives him a super kick to the jaw that sends him falling to the mat. 6Pac goes for the pin. 1...2... Rodd turns the pin over and holds the ropes with both hands. 1...2...3! Rodd rolls himself out of the ring and grabs his title belt from the time keeper. He holds it high, but only for a moment as 6Pac rolls out of the ring and drills Rodd across the back of the neck with the kendo stick.

Ricky Simms - 6Pac not taking the loss well.

Henry Lesher - Lousy night to be from Canada.

Ricky Simms - You know where Rodd's from, right?

Henry Lesher - It doesn't matter. I hate everyone from Canada.

6Pac grabs the Xtreme title belt and whips Rodd over the back with it and then exits ringside, EMTs making their way to ringside to attend to the fallen champion.


We see Sal Clemenzo backstage, readying to leave with Serena Marcelli on his arm. He turns a corner and comes face to face with Shannon Skanes.

Sal Clemenzo - What do you want?

Shannon Skanes - I wanted to thank you. I'm one half owner of AW now. Thanks for keeping their attention elsewhere.

Sal Clemenzo - Thanks for your help earlier, champ. I'm not impressed right now.

Shannon Skanes - Look, next week, of I sign a tag match, I want you for my partner.

Sal Clemenzo - Whatever, I have to take my lady out for what's left of the night.

Sal shoves his way past Shannon and then we head back to the ring.


Monarchy Open Challenge

The crowd cheers as the contestants for the Monarchy title file towards the ring. Matt McNulty, Spartacus Conway, Mrs. Robinson, Daniel McCoy, Radd Matthews and Xandra all file down towards the ring. They then roll themselves into the ring and all get to their feet. Referees Mark Davis and Steve Blake stand outside the ring debating on who will stand where. As they debate, an explosion of flame erupts from the stage and then we see Dragon standing there. The crowd is on their feet as he makes his way towards the ring. He high fives fans wearing CWA T-shirts and then pulls himself onto the apron. He steps into the ring and the bell sounds to get the action underway and decide the newest AW Monarch. Dragon takes shots from Radd Matthews and Spartacus Conway. Mrs. Robinson goes for a bulldog on Xandra, but Xandra shoves her into the corner instead. Daniel McCoy and Matt McNulty brawl in the corner buckle.

Ricky Simms - This is a huge brawl here to decide who gets Dwayne Kingston's Monarch title.

Henry Lesher - They just get to baby-sit it until he gets back.

Spartacus and Radd whip Dragon into an empty corner and then gives him a double super kick that sends him down to the mat. Spartacus then eye gouges Radd and tosses him over the top rope in an attempt to eliminate him. Radd manages to grab onto the top rope and pulls himself into the ring where Spartacus gives him a series of rights and lefts. Dragon then spears Spartacus to the mat. Xandra and Mrs. Robinson choke each other against the ropes. Xandra then knees Robinson in the ribs and then gives her a jawbreaker that sends her down to the mat. Daniel McCoy then manages to toss Matt McNulty over the top rope and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - McCoy sends McNulty out for the first elimination of this match!

Henry Lesher - Again telling us what we already see.

McCoy smiles towards the cheering crowd but takes a spear from Dragon that wipes the smile from his face. Spartacus Conway stands by in the corner and watches as Mrs. Robinson sets up for the Seduce and Destroy. Spartacus ends that with a knee to her spine and then tosses her over the top rope and out to the floor. Spartacus then grabs Xandra by the hair and tells her she's about to go out, too. Xandra thumbs Spartacus in the eye and rolls away from him and to the opposite corner. Spartacus takes a super kick from Radd that almost sends him over the top rope. Dragon stands Daniel McCoy up and whips him over the top rope. McCoy grabs the top rope and starts to pull himself back in. When Dragon moves towards him to try and finish him off, McCoy places him in a head scissors and tries pulling Dragon over the top and out to the floor. Dragon pulls his way out of it. Radd Matthews then dropkicks Dragon in the back and he joins McCoy, hanging onto the top rope for dear life.

Ricky Simms - Tough spot for these two.

Henry Lesher - Well, they both suck so it's a tough spot for me to watch them, too.

Spartacus wrings his hands as he watches two of his opponents hang on for dear life. He is then tossed over the top and out to the floor by Radd Matthews. Radd smiles and waves to an appreciative crowd only to turn and take a super kick from Xandra that sends him over the top and out to the floor onto Spartacus Conway. Dragon and Daniel McCoy then pull themselves back over the top rope and into the ring where Xandra stands defensive and ready to fight. We then see Simon marching towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - This doesn't look good.

Henry Lesher - Is that another conspiracy theory I hear?

Simon stops at ringside and calls out to his wife. Dragon has a few words for Simon and Simon has a few right back. The crowd starts chanting "Fight!" and they look prepared to do that. Daniel McCoy then takes a kick to the chest from Xandra who then tosses McCoy over the top and out to the floor. She then turns her attention to Dragon and he catches her foot in mid air before it can strike his chest. Dragon then spins her around and gives her an atomic drop. Simon reaches his hands out and pulls the feet out from under Dragon. Dragon uses the ropes to quickly get to his feet and kicks at Simon through the ropes. Referee Steve Blake tells Simon to leave, but referee Mark Davis says he can stay. Blake shakes his head and tells Davis to get Simon out of here.

Ricky Simms - A bit of a difference of opinion between the two referees.

Henry Lesher - I would say so, yeah.

Steve Blake tries to step around Mark Davis and Davis shoves him backwards. Blake shakes his head and looks out into the crowd. Joe Davidson steps over the guard railing, wearing a referee's shirt. He points at the shirt and tells Simon to get out. Davis takes a shot at Davidson. Davidson blocks it and Steve Blake picks Davis up and power slams him to the floor. Blake and Joe then stand together and Simon slowly backs off. Inside the ring, Dragon and Xandra are circling each other like caged animals before a fight. They lock up and Dragon shoves Xandra into the ropes. She then ducks a clothesline and gives Dragon a kick to the chest. Dragon then spins her around, picks her up and gives her an atomic drop before then shoving her over the top rope and out to the floor. Referee Steve Blake calls for the bell and Simon charges into the ring to attack Dragon for eliminating his wife.

Ricky Simms - That coward Simon attacks Dragon from behind!

Henry Lesher - A month ago, he's a hero. Now he's a coward? The fickle mind of the fan.

Steve Blake and Joe Davidson pull Simon away from Dragon and security pulls Dragon from the ring. This feud has just begun.


Tommy Purr is seen backstage with Shengee Shmelky. Salty Tom is nowhere to be found.

Shengee Shmelky - Tonight you vanquished Craven Broderick. How does that feel?

Tommy Purr- I have one goal, Shengee. I want to become the next AW champion. Whoever wins this match tonight gets to deal with me.

Shengee Shmelky - You sound very confident.

Tommy Purr - Look at my record, Shmelk. I am a superstar and the wrestling world is finding that out, one win at a time. Soon, I'll be the top dog in AW.

Shengee Shmelky - Who are you picking to win the main event tonight?

Tommy Purr - *shrugs* You ask me like I care. I will beat whoever wins. You can quote me on that.

Tommy exits the shot and we turn our attention to the main event.


Rated R vs Simon vs Diego Alvarez

Simon is still inside the ring, now with Dragon having been taken away. Simon looks down at the canvas and shakes his head while we see him mouthing Dragon's name over and over. We then hear "Clash of the Titans" by Cypress Hill and Diego Alvarez comes out, wearing a T-shirt that proclaims him to the "The Pinnacle" of wrestling. He makes his way towards the ring with a cocky grin on his face while Simon doesn't bother to look up yet. Diego pulls himself onto the apron and jumps over the top rope into the ring and tests the ropes. Still, Simon keeps his head down. Diego's music then fades and we hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace. Rated R steps out from the back and the crowd explodes as their champion makes his way towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - A hero's welcome for Rated R tonight!

Henry Lesher - Even the idiot Kitty is cheering from ringside. She should be unbiased like me.

Ricky Simms - You should have been struck by lightning for that comment.

Rated R stops at ringside and hands his title belt to the time keeper and then steps up onto the apron. As he steps into the ring, we hear "I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. Moose marches towards the ring wearing his referee's uniform and the crowd cheers as loud for him as they did for the AW champion. Rated R steps into the ring and Moose calls for the bell from the floor. All three men start trading rights and lefts inside the ring. Rated R head butts Simon down to the mat and then starts trading knife edge chops to the chest with Diego. Diego then shoves Rated R into the corner and lands a series of punches to the breadbasket and then snap mares him to the middle of the ring. Diego then places Rated R into a standing side headlock only to take a kick to the face from Simon. Simon then gives both men a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Simon then gets to his feet and puts one boot on each man's throat and uses the ropes to help him choke them both out. Moose pulls Simon off of them and gives him a warning.

Henry Lesher - A referee has no business touching the talent.

Ricky Simms - With Simon's recent changes in attitude, he has every right.

Simon gets into a shoving match with Moose. Rated R then gets to his feet and turns Simon around and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Rated R goes for the pin. 1...2... Simon kicks out. Diego then knees Rated R in the back, stands Rated R up and whips him off the ropes. Diego gives Rated R a spinning heel kick to the chest and then goes to the ropes. He jumps to the top and then hits a split legged moon sault onto the fallen champ and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Simon pulls Diego off of Rated R to break up the pin. Simon then stands Diego up, whips him through the ropes to the floor and then turns his attention back to Rated R. He grabs Rated R by the hair, stands him up and whips him into the corner buckle. Simon charges in for a shoulder block, but Rated R side steps it. Rated R then gives Simon a pump handle slam to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Diego pulls Rated R off of Simon and out of the ring. Diego then picks Rated R up over his shoulder and runs him shoulder first into the steel corner post.

Ricky Simms - It's going to take a quick pin to get the win tonight.

Henry Lesher - Simon already has this won. This is all just a formality.

Diego rolls himself into the ring, gets to his feet and comes face to face with Simon. They start trading punches and kicks at one another. Simon then elbows Diego in the throat and then rakes his eyes along the top rope and into the corner. Simon follows that up by arm dragging Diego to the mat and then applies a sleeper hold. Moose checks on Diego for a submission, but Diego refuses to give up even as he's fading in the hold. Moose raises Diego's arm once and it falls while Rated R rolls himself into the ring. He raises it a second time and it falls while Rated R gets to his feet. He raises it a third time and Rated R kicks Simon in the back of the head repeatedly to break the hold. Rated R then stands Simon up, picks him up and gives him a running power slam to the mat. Rated R hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon.

Ricky Simms - Rated R almost scored the win there.

Henry Lesher - I hate you with your almost garbage. I really do.

Diego uses the ropes to get to his feet and then makes his way over to Rated R and Simon. He knees Rated R in the ribs and then smashes their heads together. Diego then throws Simon through the ropes to the outside of the ring and then whips Rated R off the ropes. Rated R ducks a clothesline and then comes off the ropes and drops Diego with a lariat to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... Diego kicks out. Simon pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring. Rated R starts pulling Diego to his feet only to wind up in a DDT courtesy of Simon. Simon rolls Rated R over for the pin attempt. 1...2... Diego pulls Simon off and then stands him up and gives him a slingshot suplex to the mat. Diego goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R rolls Diego up into a small package. 1...2... kick out by Diego. Rated R gets to his feet slowly as Simon also gets to his. Simon takes a wild swing at Rated R. Rated R ducks and the punch connects with Diego. Diego answers with a knee to the gut on Simon and then gives him the Fall From Grace. Rated R then throws Diego over the top rope and out to the floor. Rated R picks Simon up and delivers the Restricted on Simon and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Rated R retains the title!

Ricky Simms - Rated R keeps the title even after a strong fight from Simon and Diego!

Rated R grabs Moose by the shoulder and then shakes hands with him as a sign of respect. Moose nods and raises Rated R's hand in victory. We then see Jason Knight on the big screen over the entranceway.

Jason Knight - Don't celebrate too much. See, Anarchy gained two new members tonight and you two became the top on the list of marked men in AW!

Gerard Angelo, Bombshell and Xandra storm into the ring and fight both Moose and Rated R while Simon gets to his feet slowly and then helps in the beat down on the champ and the guest referee. Simon then snatches the title belt from the time keeper and stands over Rated R. Outside the ring, an enraged Diego says someone will pay next week and pay dearly for this.

Ricky Simms - Diego's pissed. Anarchy is pissed. Everyone is pissed.

Henry Lesher - That's my feeling, too. The wrong man won tonight and Rated R will pay for this outrage with his title.

Ricky Simms - That remains to be seen! Tune in next week for another edition of Insurgence!

We fade to black with Simon holding the AW title over his shoulder and screaming into the camera about Dragon and Diego not being good enough to beat him one on one.