Backdraft is upon us. The event will be hijacked and the wrestling world will never be the same. There was a master plan all along, right from the late November start date. Vesuvius thinks it's all according to his plan. Vesuvius is very much in the wrong and it's too late now for him to stop anything. The wheels have been set in motion and tonight.... the wrestling fans catch up.

It's another packed house as AW gets set for Backdraft. We see the crowd sitting and anxiously awaiting the commencement of yet another grand pay per view from the best company in the industry today.

A long, tanned leg is balancing on a small locker. The camera starts from the small pink floral wrestling boot, as the camera pans up the leg we finally come to the equally bold pink ring attire being worn by Hoshi Yakamoto, her hair bunched in pigtails and her other leg also leaning at an angle on a nearby chair. Bart walks behind her and runs his hand along her soft cheek.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Do you mind not doing that, honey? It’s a little distracting.

Bart Phillips - Sorry babe. You ready for your match tonight.

Hoshi Yakamoto - *sigh* I guess.

Bart Phillips – Whoa, you guess? What’s up?

Hoshi Yakamoto – Sometimes…sometimes I feel like the joke of the Divas. No-one even gives a damn about me! No-one’s even thanked me for wanting to avenge Samantha. It’s not like, I did it to be thanked, but…I guess what with all that’s happened lately it just screws my brain up.

Bart Phillips – Well if it helps, I believe you can beat Kelly.

Hoshi Yakamoto – I know and that’s why I decided to spice things up a little.

Hoshi gets out of her stretch and holds Bart to her.

Hoshi Yakamoto – If Kelly wins…I have to quit AW…I mean, I’m definitely gonna win and it’ll keep the fans interested! Isn’t it great!?

Hoshi kisses Bart and skips out the door.

Bart Phillips - *concerned* Terrific

Vesuvius is then seen pacing in his office, already dressed for his big match up against Sal Clemenzo. Scavenger walks in and starts laughing.

Scavenger - This is when I say dead man walking, right?

Vesuvius - Not funny.

Scavenger - I think it is. Hey, look, about tonight's match between me and Darius, I want to apologize.

Vesuvius - For what?

Scavenger - I am going to school the so-called evil reverend and make him look bad. I just hate to do that.

Vesuvius - I don't see what you have to be cocky about.

Scavenger - I am going to be a father. The fruit of my loins will rule the world. I have to show my expecting wife that she has a champion in her ovaries.

Vesuvius - *wincing* How graphic of you to say that.

Scavenger - Oh, it'll be graphic tonight. You watch and see.

Scavenger leaves and then we hear "Fire Woman" by The Cult play as we see images of Kelly Buchanan, Hoshi Yakamoto, Kosmic Kitty, Bombshell, Wren SilverPhoenix, Xandra, Myst, Kathy Smith, Serena Marcelli, Chrissy Anderson, and Lauren Strong before we go to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are ready to call the action tonight.

Kelly Buchanan vs Hoshi Yakamoto

"Surfing With the Alien" by Joe Satriani plays as Hoshi Yakamoto makes her way towards the ring. She gets a loud ovation from the crowd and high fives fans as she makes her way down the new AW ramp, painted black with gold lights along the edges of it and with the AW logo half way down it. The word Backdraft is seen burning over the entranceway in capital letters and one has to wonder how AW can afford to fuel that with gas prices where they are. As Hoshi makes her way around the ring, Kelly Buchanan rushes out from the back with a chair in hand. She runs up behind Hoshi and clubs her across the back with the chair while referee Joe Davidson shouts at Kelly to stop or risk disqualification here.

Ricky Simms - Kelly showing the AW spirit with that attack, trying to end the career of Hoshi Yakamoto.

Henry Lesher - As long as it ends Hoshi for good, I'm fine with that.

Kelly rolls Hoshi into the ring and then rolls herself in as well. The bell sounds and Kelly stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and then dropkicks her to the mat. Kelly then quickly goes to the ropes, makes her way to the second rope and then lands a double axe handle smash across the back of the Asian Sensation. Kelly then gives Hoshi a side Russian leg sweep and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Hoshi rolls a shoulder out as the crowd starts a chant for her. Kelly stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and Hoshi ducks a clothesline and then gives Kelly a knee to the ribs followed by a hip toss into a sleeper hold.

Ricky Simms - Momentum shift here in Hoshi's favor.

Henry Lesher - Hoshi is nothing. I really wish everyone would see that.

Referee Joe Davidson checks for a submission from Kelly Buchanan. He then raises her arm and it drops once. He raises it a second time and it drops again. He raises it a third time, but this time it's kept raised. Kelly then shows signs of coming back as she starts getting to her feet. She then elbows Hoshi in the ribs to loosen the hold and then a second time to break the hold before giving her a fall away slam to the mat where Kelly goes for the pin. 1...2... Hoshi kicks out. Kelly stands Hoshi up, whips her off the ropes and Hoshi ducks a clothesline and then gives Kelly a standing dropkick that knocks her off her feet and right through the ropes and out to the floor. Kelly slowly gets to her feet and Hoshi sends her back to the floor with a plancha right through the ropes.

Ricky Simms - This action is outside the ring now.

Henry Lesher - We can actually see that, Rick.

Hoshi and Kelly get to their feet and start trading rights and lefts. Hoshi slams Kelly's head into the ring apron and then rolls her into the ring before rolling herself into the ring. We then see Bombshell marching towards the ring, not looking happy to be out here in the slightest. Hoshi stands Kelly up, whips her off the ropes and Kelly ducks a clothesline and then gives Hoshi a sidewalk slam to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi Yakamoto. Bombshell slaps the mat and gets Kelly's attention. Kelly tells Bombshell to get out and mind her own business, then pulls Hoshi to her feet by the hair. Kelly whips Hoshi into the corner buckle, then charges in for a shoulder block only to find no one home.

Ricky Simms - Misfire there for Kelly Buchanan.

Henry Lesher - No surprise there really. Both of these women lack talent.

Hoshi rolls Kelly into a small package. 1...2... kick out by Kelly Buchanan. Hoshi then stands Kelly up, whips her off the ropes and clotheslines her to the mat. Hoshi then has a few words with Bombshell at ringside. Bombshell grabs the chair Kelly brought out to the ring and then drills Hoshi across the skull with it, causing Joe Davidson to call for the bell and disqualify Kelly.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi wins by disqualification and her AW career continues.

Henry Lesher - My will to live suffers another blow.

Kelly rolls herself out of the ring and starts arguing with Bombshell at ringside while Bart Phillips and Tanja Michaels rush out from the back to check on Hoshi inside the ring. Kelly shoves Bombshell. Bombshell turns and starts for the back when Kelly grabs her by the arm and starts telling her what this match meant. Bombshell again turns her back to Kelly and starts for the back. Kelly picks up the steel chair that cost her the match and nearly nails Bombshell with it when we see Kathy Smith coming out to talk Kelly down.

Ricky Simms - What the hell is going on here? Kathy's a CWA supporter. Why would she come out to talk to Kelly?

Henry Lesher - I don't know and I don't care.

We cut to the locker room, Parker Davis and Henry Rolls are prepping De'Anton before his big match against Dwayne.

Henry - I'm still sure he's faking the injury...Sir, be careful. Dwayne holds a mighty big grudge towards you.

Henry flinches as Parker slaps the back of his head.

Parker - That is rubbish. Dwayne is nothing but a burnt out hack, he's in a chair for God's sake. You own this match De'Anton, now go fourth and ruin.

Maybon finally breaks a grin.

De'Anton - You're right, this match is mine fore the taking...I almost feel sorry for Dwayne, first I took his legs, and now I take his life.


Sal Clemenzo vs Vesuvius

"Mein Teil" by Rammstein plays as Vesuvius comes out to a loud chorus of boos. Kelly Buchanan and Kathy Smith are still talking in the middle of the aisle and Vesuvius rushes down to stand in between them. He tells Kathy to get out and she just smiles and then nods towards Kelly. Kelly follows Kathy towards the backstage area and this clearly has Vesuvius worried.

Ricky Simms - Is the AW Anarchy stable suffering the first cracks a stable this size always does?

Henry Lesher - You and your theories. Everything is just fine, Rick.

Vesuvius is seen mumbling to himself as he then makes his way up the ring steps and enters the ring where referee Steve Blake stands with the dog collar. We then hear "Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota and we see Sal Clemenzo quickly making his way towards the ring. He slides into the ring and Vesuvius starts putting the boots to him while referee Blake screams at them both about the need to put the collar on before this match can begin. Sal and Vesuvius shove each other away and then pause long enough for the referee to do what he has to do and then the bell sounds to get things started. Both collared men lock up and Vesuvius quickly applies a standing side headlock on Sal. Sal backs Vesuvius into the ropes, whips Vesuvius off the ropes and then clotheslines him with the chain that has them attached to each other. Sal then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Vesuvius.

Ricky Simms - This should be a brutal war tonight.

Henry Lesher - Anything will be better than what opened tonight's proceedings.

Sal wraps the chain around Vesuvius' neck and starts choking him out with it, referee Steve Blake nervously looking on, knowing he can't stop this until one of them stops moving. Vesuvius grabs for the ropes while Sal tries to strengthen his choke hold on the AW owner. Serena Marcelli now emerges from the back, Guido close behind her. They take their place at ringside as Vesuvius gets a hold on the middle rope and then gives Sal a back head butt. Vesuvius then struggles free of the choke from Sal Clemenzo. Vesuvius wraps a length of chain around his fist and then drills Sal between the eyes three times, sending him down to the mat. Vesuvius then climbs the ropes in the nearby corner and leaps from the second rope, landing a shot between the eyes with the chain again. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal Clemenzo and Vesuvius shakes his head.

Ricky Simms - Yeah, this is pretty brutal thus far.

Henry Lesher - It's almost making up for what I had to watch to start the night.

Vesuvius stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and Sal ducks a clothesline and then trips the feet out from under Vesuvius. He then wraps the chain around the neck of Vesuvius and places him in a modified STF. The crowd cheers as Vesuvius wastes no time in tapping out. Sal then stands Vesuvius up, tosses him over the top rope and then hangs him with the chain from the dog collar before removing the one from his own neck. Sal then rolls himself out of the ring where Guido helps him towards the back, the crowd cheering and chanting his name.

Ricky Simms - Great showing here by Sal tonight.

Henry Lesher - I'll admit he won that and nice work with the hanging after.

We see Kelly Buchanan backstage making her way towards Hoshi's locker room. She is headed off by Kathy Smith.

Kathy Smith - Where do you think you're going?

Kelly Buchanan - I'm not done with Hoshi yet. If she thinks she's going to win a cheap match like that...

Kathy Smith - We went over this, Kelly. It wasn't her fault either. You face the one who is at fault next week.

Kelly Buchanan - This was supposed to be my big night.

Kathy Smith - Things happen. Believe me. I know.

Kathy then wraps her arm around Kelly and leads her away from Hoshi's dressing room.


Kosmic Kitty vs Xandra

The arena is flooded with a brilliant shade of baby pink as "SOS" by Rihanna begins to play and the fans cheer wildly. Kosmic Kitty appears at the top of the ramp dressed in white short shorts and a baby pink half shirt reading Twinkie Princess. Kitty waves to the fans and blows them kisses as an explosion of silver and pink glitter showers the arena. Kitty twirls around and dances as the glitter falls around her before she takes her first step down the ramp. Kitty stops half way down the ring to high five some of the fans before she skips of enthusiastically to the ring. As Kitty slides into the ring and continues to blow kisses to her fans from the middle of the ring we hear "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails thunder through the arena. Kitty looks immediately terrified as the pink lights fade and the arena is filled with smoke and a solitary red light shines where Xandra appears at the top of the ramp. Xandra slowly walks towards the ring with her eyes fixed directly on Kitty as an echo of boos follow Xandra's every step. Xandra seems to be walking unusually slow towards the ring to prolong Kitty's agony. Kitty paces nervously in the ring seeming to forget her fans for the moment, possibly even her own name. Xandra reaches ring side and pulls herself up onto the apron and slips in-between the ropes and comes face to face with Kitty in the middle of the ring. Kitty takes a cautious step backwards as Xandra seems to encourage the crowd to continue booing her by flipping them the finger. Kitty covers her eyes in horror as Xandra gives her a evil smile as we hear "A Place for My Head" by Linkin Park and Myst is seen marching to the ring wearing a skimpy referee's outfit and a vintage CWA title around her waist. Both Kitty and Xandra eye Myst suspiciously as she jumps over the ropes to enter the ring. Myst brushes by both Xandra and Kitty and reaches for a microphone.

Myst - Ladies. I'm so glad you both decided to show up!

The fans cheer as Myst circles Kosmic Kitty and looks her up and down.

Myst - Now girls. I want this to be a fair match. No, cheating! If it one thing I can not stand its a cheater. So, if you please ladies line up and we will begin with a rather painless frisking.

Xandra *scowls* and Kitty begins to *whimper* as Myst inches closer to Kitty and begins to search for weapons.

Myst - Well, well, well. What do we have here, Kitty?

Myst reaches under Kitty's half shirt and pulls out something soft and squishy as Kitty looks on horrified.

Myst - Kitty! I'm shocked! I thought those breast's of yours where real! What the hell are you doing with Twinkies in your bra?

Myst pushes the microphone in Kitty's face.

Kitty - I might get hungry!

Myst glares at Kitty and tosses the Twinkies out of the ring as Kitty retreats to the corner with her head down.

Myst - And what's in your bra Xandra?

Xandra - Keep your dyke hands off of me Myst!

Myst *laughs* Trust me Xandra, you are not my type. I don't enjoy whores.

Henry Lesher - That's not what I heard.

Xandra lunges forward and Myst tosses the mic aside and grabs Xandra by the arm and hip tosses her to the canvas. Kitty rushes forward and picks up the mic.

Kitty - Hooray! Myst can fight Xandra and I can go home!

The fans boo loudly as Xandra gets to her feet and Myst grabs the mic from Kitty's hands.

Myst - I was just warming Xandra up for you Kitty. She's all yours..... Ring the Bell!

The bell rings and the match is officially under way as Kitty and Xandra lock up in the middle of the ring. Xandra pushes Kitty backwards into the ropes and begins to choke her with the aid of the ropes. Kitty *gasps* and pleads for Myst to break it up. Myst appears to be examining her manicured nails as she leans against the turnbuckle while Xandra continues to choke Kitty with the ropes. The fans scream and shout at Myst to wake up and do something! Myst nonchalantly strolls over to Xandra and tells her to break it up while patting her on the back.

Ricky Simms - Good match thus far as even the referee gets involved.

Henry Lesher - Would you care for a bucket for your drool?

Ricky Simms - Oh, like you're any better when Purr is out here.

Xandra scowls at Myst and tells her to mind her own business and begins to punch Kitty in the stomach. Kitty doubles over in pain and falls to the canvas holding her stomach. Xandra un-mercifully picks Kitty up by the hair and brings her to her feet as Kitty pleads with Xandra to stop. Xandra whips Kitty into the ropes and nails her with a clothesline smashing Kitty to the mat again where Xandra covers for the pin. Myst begins a count...1.....1 1/2....1 3/4 Xandra glares at Myst as Kitty manages to break the pin and struggle free of Xandra's hold. The fans cheer for Kitty as she gets to her feet and regains some composure as Myst and Xandra continue to have words and stare each other down. Myst beckons for Xandra to take a step closer and Kitty sneaks up behind Xandra spins her around and gives her super kick to the face. Xandra stumbles a few steps backwards before falling hard onto her knees where she cradles her face in her hands trying to get her bearings.

Ricky Simms - It almost looks like a handicap match against Xandra right now.

Henry Lesher - Any match involving Kitty is a handicapped match.

Myst rushes forward and whispers something in Kitty's ear and gives her a shove towards Xandra. Kitty appearing reluctant grabs Xandra by the hair, lifts her to her feet and gives Xandra a Reverse Neck breaker. The fans cheer as Xandra lays in the middle of the ring as Kitty rolls Xandra up for the pin. Myst counts...1..2.. Xandra kicks out just in time as the fans boo loudly. Xandra gets to her feet and corners Kitty and smacks her hard across the face. The slap echoes throughout the arena as Myst joins with the fans and starts to boo.

Henry Lesher - I don't think Myst is objective at all here.

Ricky Simms - You're not one to talk there, Doc.

Xandra picks Kitty up and gives her a DDT to the mat. Xandra than places Kitty in the Boston Crab. Kitty fights and struggles to get out of the hold but her arms start to shake and she falls face first to the canvas below. Xandra smiles, and applies more pressure appearing confident Kitty will tap out. Kitty manages to gain a bit of leverage to Xandra's surprise and the fans begin a chant for Kitty to keep fighting. Kitty breaks out and the fans go wild! Xandra looks horrified as she appeared to be certain this match was over. Myst applauds and cheers for Kitty which seems to infuriate Xandra. Kitty seizes the opportunity and grabs Xandra by the back of the hair and whips her backwards to the mat where she applies a figure four and hold for the count. Myst jumps up and down and cheers for Kitty while totally managing not to make the count. Kitty looks up at Myst with pleading eyes and begs her to count as she struggles to maintain her hold on Xandra. Myst shrugs and leans over, appearing to check on Xandra.

Ricky Simms - Kitty in control here.

Henry Lesher - God, make this agony end.

Xandra is showing signs of exhaustion and once again Kitty begs for Myst to make the count. Myst rolls her eyes and beings the count 1.... Xandra struggles to get out of the hold with a renewed energy. .... 2..... Myst raises her hand and is about to make the final count when all of a sudden Myst pulls Kitty off of Xandra and sends her flying backwards across the ring. Xandra kips up to her feet and flashes Myst an evil smile Xandra rushes over to Kitty and grabs her by the hair and pulls her to her feet. Myst saunters over to stand beside Xandra who has propped Kitty up against the turnbuckle. Xandra gives Kitty a hard boot to the stomach followed by a nasty head butt. Myst extends her hand out to Xandra as Kitty slumps to the matt in a heap. Xandra takes Myst's hand in hers and the two exchange a hand shake. Xandra smiles to herself as she picks up the limp Kitty and flops her down face first on the mat and covers her for the pin. Myst leans over Xandra and taps her on the shoulder. Xandra looks up, puzzled by the delay when Myst hauls off and clocks Xandra across the face and pulls her off of Kitty. A trickle of blood runs down the corner of Xandra's mouth as Myst pushes Xandra to the canvas and locks in the Mystifyer. Xandra struggles to break free but it is no use she begins to tap out frantically as she screams for someone to get Myst off of her the bell is heard being struck repeatedly. Myst gives the hold a final tug before releasing Xandra and standing up, seemingly, quite satisfied with her victory.

Ricky Simms - It appears we were witnessing a triple threat match and only Myst knew it!

Henry Lesher - Kitty is so stupid.

Ricky Simms - But it was Xandra who took the pin.

Henry Lesher - Simon has always been the brains of those two.

The crowd cheers as they see Rated R make his way down the ramp and into the ring where he scoops up Kitty into his arms. Rated R exchanges a nasty look with Myst before carrying Kitty out of the ring and out of sight. Xandra manages to slide out of the ring un-noticed as Myst revels in the spotlight as A Place for My Head blares out through the arena.

We see Dragon entering the arena with bodyguards around him. Crystal Braun enters the shot, microphone in hand.

Crystal Braun - Dragon, tonight you face Simon in a match that will decide the AW Monarch for the month of May. Do you have any comments at this time?

Dragon - Crystal, I have been in this business a long time now, considering how young I am. I have fought better men than Simon and beaten better men than Simon. Tonight he will face me one on one and I'll be the one who comes out smiling.

Crystal Braun - You sound confident.

Dragon - With all the gold I have won over the years, I have every reason to be confident.

Crystal Braun - Best of luck to you.

Dragon - Thanks, but I don't need luck. You might want to pass that on to Simon.


Parker's Panto

"Cold Beverage" by G. Love begins to play.

Ricky Simms - Aww no.

Henry Lesher - Aww yes!

Parker Davis makes his way down the ramp with his half of the tag team championship hanging from his naked shoulder. He tosses a few "Parker Davis: Champion of 2006" shirts into the audience, most are thrown back.

Parker takes a microphone and slides into the ring, he makes a point of giving Ricky Simms the finger before he presses the mike to his lips.

Ricky Simms - That bastard!

Henry Lesher - Settle down Ricky, take your pills.

The music fades and Parker Davis is alone in the ring.

Parker Davis - Texas! you are in for a real treat, not only will you witness the beginning of the soon-to-be famous Parker Davis title run...

A few boos.

Parker Davis - But you'll also witness the rebirth of Parker's Panto! We don't have the couches or the money that Tommy Time has, but we have something much better...Raw honesty. I'm not here to work on my ego the same way that certain people have been known to do, I'm not here to bitch and moan about a title shot...I already have one.

Parker chuckles as most of the audience boo.

Parker - Thing is, I'm the man who wants the facts. I want to ask 6Pac why he sucks so badly...I want to ask Simon how good it felt to take Kosmic Kitty down.

The boos rise.

Parker - Not a popular subject I admit, but the wanker had it coming...She's dating Overrated R for Gods sake! if that isn't a good enough reason for attempted murder, then I don't know what is. Now I could spend the next ten minutes ripping on my fellow locker room folk in true Tommy Time fashion, but I'm willing to go one step further. Because my friends, I have the smarts.

Parker taps the side of his head.

Parker - The only guy in Anarchy Wrestling with the balls to...

"Pride" by Damageplan begins and Parker's jaw drops.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Parker was cut short, and I'm loving it.

Rodd Gordon makes his way down towards the ring along with a huge cheer. He even stops to sign an autograph for one lucky fan. Parker is pissed that his rant was cut, to say the least.

Parker Davis - No way! You ain't a guest. Parker Davis is the guest.

Rodd Gordon grabs a microphone and steps through the ropes.

Parker Davis - I'm telling you man, this is Parker time...You ain't allowed here...You can't even win a match!

Rodd Gordon brings the mike to his mouth.

Rodd Gordon - Why don't you shut that pathetic Welsh mouth and listen for a change?

Parker is silenced, the audience cheer Rodd on.

Rodd Gordon - For the last few minutes I've had to listen to this trash and I along with the audience am pissed off.

Parker is gobsmacked, the audience are cheering "Rodd".

Rodd Gordon - But what really pisses me off is the fact that a wrestler of my caliber isn't even involved in the Anarchy title chase...I think that the fans would agree with me.

The "Rodd" chants grow louder, Parker manages to gain control.

Parker Davis - What the shit is this bollocks? You've been the Atomic Punk and countless other failed gimmicks...Just give it up man. You might as well call your career "Go Boom"

Parker chuckles and the audience boo. Rodd smiles and raises the mike once again.

Rodd Gordon - You're a loser, Moose is a loser, Rated R is a loser...

Rodd gets a few boos from the Rated R comment, but he is mainly hit with cheers.

Rodd Gordon - And I challenge which ever loser is victorious tonight to a title match next week.

The audience cheer, but Parker scoffs.

Parker Davis - Hey great work, you really know how to work these hick morons.

A loud boo.

Parker Davis - But can you walk the walk? Last I heard you couldn't even hold a title longer than a month...Face facts Rodd, you're two hundred pounds of lame.

Rodd grins.

Rodd Gordon - My friends Micky and Tony might not agree.

Parker moves close to Rodd, almost nose to nose.

Henry Lesher - Don't ask...Don't ask!

Parker Davis - Micky and Tony...Who the hell are they?

Henry Lesher - Here it comes...

Ricky Simms - He deserves it.

With that Rodd Gordon starts laying lefts and rights on Parker, Parker tries to fight back, but is met by a clothesline, sending him straight to the outside mat. Rodd is going crazy in the ring and the audience are following him. Parker rubs his cheek as he walks up the ramp, shouting insults every step.

Lara Jackson is seen rushing out of her locker room, still tying her boots as she gets ready for her match. She is almost running towards the entrance as we then focus back onto her locker room. Bombshell emerges from there with a smile on her face.

Ricky Simms - I don't like the looks of this.

Henry Lesher - Another conspiracy theory, Rick?

Ricky Simms - It's no theory. It's blatant reality.

Henry Lesher - You need a hobby.


Lara Jackson vs Tommy Purr

"Walk Idiot Walk" by The Hives plays as Tommy Purr makes his way towards the ring, the crowd greeting him with a mostly positive reaction. He high fives a few fans at ringside and then makes his way up the steps and declares this match the Perfect Choice of the night before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. He then tests the ropes while Mrs. Robinson comes out and she takes her place at ringside. "Instinct" by Arch Enemy then plats as we see Lara Jackson making her way out from the back and she receives loud boos all around. She ignores them as she pulls herself onto the apron and then steps into the ring. She and Tommy have words as the bell sounds to get the action underway.

Ricky Simms - Now who needs the drool bucket?

Henry Lesher - You're just jealous because I like real talent like Tommy.

Ricky Simms - Have you seen his record lately?

Tommy locks up with Lara, then throws her to the ground and follows that up with a knee to the forehead before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lara Jackson. Tommy then stands Lara up, whips her off the ropes and then gives her a dropkick to the mat. Tommy stands over her and nods while the crowd cheers him on. He then goes for an elbow onto the fallen Lara Jackson only to find no one home as she rolls out of the way. Lara then kips up to her feet and lands an elbow across the chest of Tommy. Lara then pulls Tommy out of the ring and down to the floor where she then slams his head into the guard railing. She then slams his head onto the ring apron and then rolls him back into the ring before rolling herself back in as well.

Ricky Simms - Lara in full control of this match right now.

Henry Lesher - She's nothing. She really is.

Lara stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Lara then goes to the ropes and makes her way to the top. She leaps off and lands a falling head butt to the chest of Tommy before she hooks the leg for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Tommy Purr and then we see Bombshell and Kelly Buchanan making their way out from the back. They appear to be together, but they are arguing as well.

Ricky Simms - There is trouble in paradise there.

Henry Lesher - Your theories mean nothing.

Bombshell takes her spot at ringside and starts yelling at referee Casey Braun inside the ring. Casey turns and tells Bombshell to leave while Kelly stands at ringside with a crow bar in hand and looks around, not comfortable by any means. Inside the ring, Lara stands Tommy up and whips him into the corner while Bombshell makes her way around to Kelly and they start having words. Lara misses with a hand spring back elbow on Tommy as he steps out of the way and then gives her a side Russian leg sweep to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lara Jackson. Bombshell pulls the crow bar out of the hand of Kelly Buchanan. She then makes her way around the ring and motions to Kelly. Kelly rolls her eyes and then calls out to Casey Braun. Casey and Kelly start arguing and Casey orders Kelly to the back while Bombshell enters the ring and drills Tommy in the forehead with the crow bar before she then rolls back out of the ring. Lara goes for the pin while Kelly heads for the back. 1...2...3! Lara Jackson gets the win. She then rolls herself out of the ring and shakes hands with Bombshell, the two of them then walking towards the backstage area.

Ricky Simms - Kelly couldn't get out of here fast enough.

Henry Lesher - Enough with the theories. Let's have a moment of silence for Tommy being outsmarted.

Ricky Simms - I need a drink.

We see Kelly Buchanan hurrying towards the back when she is headed off by Hoshi Yakamoto.

Hoshi Yakamoto - You just had to cheat to try and beat me and then do the same to Tommy. Last week, it was an attack on Kosmic Kitty. Your little group sucks.

Kelly Buchanan - Back off, Asia.

Hoshi Yakamoto - No, see I don't appreciate being hit during my match because you know you can't pin me fair and square inside the ring.

Kelly Buchanan - I won't warn you again.

Hoshi Yakamoto - I demand respect. I demand...

Kelly clotheslines Hoshi to the floor and then starts putting the boots to her while the crowd cheers the violence. Security rushes in while Kelly tries to choke Hoshi out with an electrical cable. Kelly releases when security swarms her and thumbs a few of them in the eye before she is dragged away kicking and screaming.

Ricky Simms - Kelly has snapped.

Henry Lesher - I would snap, too, if Hoshi beat me.


Scavenger vs Mordecai Darius

"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative plays as Scavenger is led towards the ring. He is led by Tough Eagle in place of his expecting wife. He stops at ringside and turns, noticing someone in the crowd. His eyes widen and he says a few words to Tough Eagle. Two people in the front row stand and start arguing when Scavenger says that they should leave. He even motions to security and tells them these people need to leave. It's then that Mordecai Darius chop blocks both Eagle and Scavenger down to the floor. Darius then slams their heads together before he rolls Scavenger into the ring.

Ricky Simms - What are Bullrush and Trinity Holmes doing here?

Henry Lesher - Who?

Ricky Simms - I had heard rumors Trinity might show up here, but I never thought I would see the day.

Henry Lesher - Who?

Darius enters the ring and referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell to get things started. Darius stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and then chop blocks him back down to the mat where he quickly applies an ankle lock on Scavenger. The crowd starts a chant for Scavenger while the camera again shows the outsiders in the front row, Bullrush saying something to Trinity as if he is scouting these two wrestlers. Scavenger manages to grab the ropes and the referee forces the break. Scavenger then pulls himself out of the ring and to the floor, Darius close behind him. Eagle gets to his feet and Darius gives him a clothesline back to the floor only to walk into a spear from Scavenger that sends him down to the floor. Scavenger then stands Darius up and rolls him back into the ring before going over to Trinity and Bullrush again and telling them to leave. Bullrush holds up the two tickets he and Trinity have to be here and then gives Scavenger the finger. Scavenger shakes his head and rolls himself back into the ring.

Ricky Simms - This is really starting to distract Scavenger now.

Henry Lesher - I really don't care. I mean, he has to focus on how much he sucks in this match, not worry about his future losses.

Scavenger stands Darius up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat before giving him a leg drop across the throat. He then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Darius. Scavenger then stands Darius up, whips him into the corner buckle and charges in for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Darius moves out of the way. Darius then picks Scavenger up and gives him a scoop slam to the mat. Darius then gives Scavenger a knee to the chest and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Darius then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. Darius then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. Darius poses there once and then leaps off towards his prey only to find no one home as Scavenger rolls himself out onto the floor. Scavenger quickly gets to his feet and rolls himself back into the ring. Darius gets to his feet, turns and takes a spear to the mat from Scavenger. Bullrush then stands and starts shouting at Scavenger from there and Scavenger shouts back. Darius then rolls Scavenger up with a handful of tights. 1...2...3! Darius wins and quickly exits the ring.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger allows himself to become distracted and loses the match as a result.

Henry Lesher - Hey, if this guy costs that idiot matches, he's all right.

Ricky Simms - There's that objectivity again...

Shannon Skanes is seen in his office shaking his head. The camera pulls back and we see Kathy Smith and Myst standing acxross from his desk.

Myst - Do we tell them now?

Shannon Skanes - I hadn't expected them to sit at ringside. My announcement should be the big deal tonight, not two outsiders.

Kathy Smith - Security could take Trinity and Bullrush out.

Shannon Skanes - You know what? Here's what we'll do. Next week I rewrite the rules anyways. Only the three of us and my son know what's going down.

Myst - Our son, you mean.

Shannon Skanes - Of course.

He then stands and holds up a CWA flag and smiles.

Shannon Skanes - What a great day this is. Tonight they see everything is about to change.

Myst and Kathy nod and we head back to the ring.


Nameless vs Krayne

"Vinegar Stork" by Sunk Loto begins to play but no one emerges from the back. Then on the AW-tron we see Chili Stokes backstage opening a door with “Krayne” written on it. Krayne walks out and looks at his manager, who tells him to look intimidating. Krayne rolls his eyes and heads towards the ring. He warms up in the corner as "Pain Redefined" by Disturbed plays and The Nameless makes his way to the ring.

Ricky Simms - I know it sounds old…but look at that monster.

Nameless enters the ring by stepping over the top rope. As the bell rings he stands in the center of the ring. Krayne walks right out and starts jawing at him, Nameless stands there with a blank look on his face.

Henry Lesher - Destroy Him!!! Now Nameless NOW!!!!

Krayne starts the action off with a few jabs at Nameless’ face to no avail. Krayne runs off the ropes and hits a shoulderblock that barely moves Nameless. Krayne looks outside the ring to Chili.

Ricky Simms - He doesn’t know what to do.

Krayne heads to the ropes once again, Nameless lurches forward and takes him down with a clothesline. He places a boot across Krayne’s throat and uses the top rope for extra leverage…the ref counts 1….2…3…4, Nameless breaks the hold on the count of 41/2. He sloppily drags Krayne to his feet and throws him into the corner. Nameless unleashes several stinging chops that echo throughout the arena and cause the crowd to ooh and ahh.

Henry Lesher - The former champion is just toying with this upstart. It’ll be over soon.

Nameless grabs Krayne in the headlock and drags his eyes across the top rope. He grabs Krayne’s head and hits a big headbutt that cause Krayne to slump across the ropes. Nameless then hits a big chop that sends Krayne over the top rope and crashing to the arena floor as Chili runs over to offer encouragement.

Ricky Simms - He may be counted out here.

Henry Lesher - He’s too stupid to stay down Rick, bank on that.

Krayne begins moving and climbs back into the ring on the count of eight. Nameless clubs him with a huge forearm across the back and he tires to stand and nails a gutwrench suplex into the center of the ring. Nameless picks Krayne up and whips him to the ropes, Krayne ducks under a big boot and comes flying off the opposite side, Nameless catches him. Nameless locks Krayne in a bearhug and brings him into the center of the ring.

Henry Lesher - Squeeze the lift out of him.

The referee checks Krayne’s arms as he goes limp. He raises the arm once and it stays up.

Ricky Simms - There’s some fight still left in him.

Krayne tries to throw knees into Nameless’ gut to break the hold but they only glance off. Krayne struggles to loosen the grip and finally succeeds after hitting a bell-ringer.

Henry Lesher - He’s still got a hold of him.

Krayne rears back and throws about five consecutive open palm smacks to the chest. Krayne then throws a big haymaker that staggers Nameless backwards and breaks the bearhug.

Ricky Simms - He’s got to get this giant off his feet.

Henry Lesher - Good luck with that

Krayne bounces off the ropes and hits a high knee to Nameless’ chest sending him backwards into the ropes. Krayne stays on him and hits a roundhouse kick to the chin.

Ricky Simms - One more ought to do it.

Krayne bounces off the ropes, ducks under a clothesline attempt, bounds off the other side and takes Nameless to the ground with a spinning belly to belly suplex that brings the crowd to its feet.

Ricky Simms - That was impressive.

Henry Lesher - it isn’t over yet.

Krayne rushes across the ring and hits Nameless in the face with a knee. He goes to drag Nameless to his feet and is shrugged off. Nameless throws a wild haymaker that Krayne ducks and hits a flowing reverse ddt.

Ricky Simms - He’s got the confidence now

As Chili yells “ground and pound” from the outside Krayne positions himself over Nameless and rains elbows down on the giant’s face. As he goes for a armbar submission Nameless kicks him away. Krayne rolls to his feet and charges, Nameless lurches up and hits a sidewalk slam. As Nameless stands it’s clear that he’s been cut underneath his mask.. Nameless picks Krayne up by the throat and holds him there for a four count before dumping Krayne over the top rope to the floor. As Krayne climbs back into the ring. Nameless shoves the referee to the side and hits a low blow and a punch to the throat out of his sight. Nameless then hits a big boot that sends Krayne back outside the ring. Nameless rolls out of the ring and hits a ganso bomb on the outside.

Ricky Simms - My god!!!

Back in the ring the referee admonishes Nameless, who shows no reaction. Krayne gets to his feet and beats the count. Nameless gets in close and rubs something in Krayne’s eyes causing him to flail around and Nameless to roll him up in a schoolboy for the pin. 1...2...3! Nameless with the win this week over Krayne. He then rolls himself out of the ring and starts for the back.

Ricky Simms - What the hell did he rub in his eyes?

Henry Lesher - Maybe it was salt. Maybe it was something that will blind Krayne and ground his career before it even gets started.

Ricky Simms - That Krayne got robbed. I am impressed with the talent he's shown. I haven't seen that kind of drive since Vigilante was around!

Henry Lesher - Don't you get fired for saying Vigilante on the air?

Ricky Simms - If we do, you're out of here too.

Henry Lesher - You said it first.

Ricky Simms - Whatever.

Shannon Skanes is seen standing behind a podium. He is flanked by Phil Castle and Noah Skanes. Noah is smiling, but Phil looks uncomfortable. Shannon nods his head once and then begins to speak.

Shannon Skanes - We have all heard it said from wrestlers and fans alike. We have heard about the good old days in the CWA. Well, get ready to experience them again. When I bought fifty percent of the controlling shares in this company, I decided to watch AW and see where it could improve. I decided the best improvement would be a simple one. Bring back the CWA. Over the coming weeks, we will declare a CWA champion and there will be a draft. No, we are not splitting the shows up. That simply does not work. Half the roster will be paid by me and half will be paid by Vesuvius. The shows continue as always. The CWA title tournament will start next week on Insurgence. You will compete to become my champion. You will become the Alpha Female or Alpha Male of the federation, an idea inspired by the egos in that dressing room and a claim made by Trinity Holmes. Trinity and her little friend Bullrush will be in this tournament. I wish everyone well. The CWA.... is back and will work with AW to become the strongest wrestling company anyone has ever seen. Thank you for your time.

Shannon steps away from the podium and Phil Castle takes the microphone.

Phil Castle - As has been said, nothing else changes. You will still ask me for matches. I book matches and there's no split of any sort. I am the Insurgence GM. I call the shots.

Phil walks off and that leaves Noah to take his place behind the podium. He looks to his left and right and then smiles.

Noah Skanes - I am very proud of my father today. He has done the impossible and resurrected his dream. I am also very proud none of you saw this coming.

Henry Lesher - I saw it coming.

Ricky Simms - Oh, you did not!

We see an image of the new title before we head back to the action.


Rodd Gordon vs Pyro

"Pride" by Damageplan starts to play and we see Rodd Gordon starting towards the ring. The crowd cheers him tonight as he makes his way down the aisle only to be attacked from behind by Pyro who picks Rodd up and then drops him face first onto the guard railing. Pyro then stands Rodd up and gives him a punch to the throat and then kicks him in the chest, sending him down to the floor. Pyro then smiles as he looks down upon Rodd while the crowd starts a chant for the fallen former Xtreme champion. Pyro grabs Rodd by the hair and pulls him to ringside and then slams his face onto the steel ring steps. He then stands Rodd up and rolls him into the ring. Pyro looks to ringside and we see Trinity and Bullrush are still there. Pyro seems to appraise Bullrush before he then pulls himself onto the apron. Once he steps through the ropes, referee Steve Blake calls for the bell and the action is underway.

Ricky Simms - I still can't believe that announcement. The CWA is back and both of those outsiders at ringside will apparently be involved.

Henry Lesher - I really don't care. CWA champs were real men like Q and Dante.

Ricky Simms - And Vigilante.

Henry Lesher - What is your fascination with him tonight?

Pyro stands Gordon up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a big boot to the chest that sends him down to the mat. Pyro then gives Rodd a knee to the forehead and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Rodd rolls his shoulder out. Pyro darts a glance towards the referee and then stands Rodd up. He sets him for and delivers a vertical suplex to the mat. Pyro then stands Rodd up again and gives him a brain buster before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rodd Gordon and then we see Parker Davis making his way down the aisle towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - He has no right to be out here.

Henry Lesher - Maybe Parker came out to welcome Trinity and Bullrush. Stop being paranoid.

Parker reaches ringside and looks towards Trinity and Bullrush, but then makes his way around the other side of the ring. Pyro stands Rodd up, whips him into the corner and then goes for an elbow, but Rodd ducks it, gives Pyro a knee to the ribs and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat. Rodd then stands Pyro up and gives him a vertical suplex to the mat before he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Rodd spots Parker at ringside and has a few words for him. Pyro starts getting to his feet. Pyro then turns Rodd around and gives him a head butt that sends him into the ropes. Pyro then tangles Rodd's arms in the top and middle rope and then gives him a series of kicks to the ribs while Steve Blake tries to free Rodd of the ropes.

Ricky Simms - Rodd's got his hands full already. He doesn't need Parker out here making it worse.

Henry Lesher - It's Pyro. I mean, there are weather girls who are more dangerous than Pyro.

Pyro whips Rodd off the ropes. He ducks a clothesline and then gives Pyro a series of knife edge chops that drive him into the corner. Rodd then gives Pyro a fisherman's suplex to the mat and holds him there for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Rodd quickly gets to his feet and pulls Pyro up from the mat. He then whips Pyro through the ropes and out to the floor, sending him crashing into Parker along the way. Rodd then exits the ring, pulls Pyro off of Parker and then rolls him back into the ring. Rodd then enters the ring as Pyro gets to his feet. Rodd spears Pyro to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Parker gets to his feet and climbs onto the apron. Referee Steve Blake goes over to him and orders him to get down. Maybon then slides into the ring and gives Rodd a DDT to the mat before he exits again. Pyro then stands Rodd up, knees him in the gut and then gives him a power bomb and goes for the pin, Parker jumping off of the apron. 1...2...3! Pyro gets the win over Rodd this week!

Ricky Simms - I think that just turned this feud up a notch.

Henry Lesher - Rodd messed with the genius of the next AW champion.

Ricky Simms - I really don't want to see that happen.

Henry Lesher - Thankfully, he doesn't need your approval.

We see Diego Alvarez with the Superior title over his shoulder and getting ready to head to the ring. Crystal Braun enters the picture.

Crystal Braun - Any comments heading into your match tonight?

Diego Alvarez - You know, Crystal, Max is trying really hard to hype his return and his climb back to the ranks of greatness. The sad thing is, he's overshadowed at every turn. Tonight, it's twice as bad. I am the better wrestler and two people sitting at ringside are more powerful than he is already. I almost feel bad for him.

Crystal Braun - Any predictions on how this will go?

Diego Alvarez - I will win, Max will retire. Max will come back and blame it on the glare of the lights or what he ate for dinner. Rinse and repeat every four months.

Crystal Braun - You really have that little respect for him?

Diego Alvarez - Give me something to respect. I might change my tune.

Diego then pushes past Crystal as he gets set for a fight.


Max Cameron vs Diego Alvarez

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as challenger Max Cameron makes his way towards the ring. He gets a mixed reception from the crowd and stops at ringside to take it all in. We then see Trinity looking Max up and down from her ringside seat and he asks her what she's looking at. She smiles and says, "Not much." Max turns away and makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Max is making friends as always.

Henry Lesher - Because he knows friends get him titles. He doesn't win them alone.

Max stands inside the ring and talks to referee Shawna Miller while his music fades and we then hear "Clash of the Titans" by Cypress Hill and Diego Alvarez makes his way out to one of the loudest ovations of the night. He holds his title high above his head and marches towards the ring with a smile on his face. Inside the ring, Max beckons him in and even holds the ropes open for him. Diego motions for Max to back off and then turns to Bullrush and tells him this is what a real champion looks like, then pulls himself onto the apron where Max greets him with a clothesline that sends him right back down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Sneak attack my Max there.

Henry Lesher - He's a coward.

Ricky Simms - You're one to talk.

Max drops and rolls himself out of the ring and to the floor. He starts putting the boots to Diego while we can see Bullrush and Trinity looking on in the background. Max then stands Diego up and throws him over the railing and into the front row. Max then perches himself on the railing and then delivers a clothesline on a dazed Diego before then raining down punches to the face and forehead of the Superior champion. Max then stands Diego up and throws him back over the guard railing and to ringside. Max then climbs over the railing and then rolls himself back into the ring where referee Shawna Miller has a few words with Max, though she can't do anything about it. Diego then gets to his feet and rolls himself into the ring, the bell finally sounding to get things started.

Ricky Simms - This match is now officially started.

Henry Lesher - I am officially bored.

Diego and Max start brawling in the middle of the ring, exchanging punches and then a series of knife edge chops to the chest. Max then thumbs Diego in the eye and then rakes his eyes along the top rope and into the corner where he slams Diego's forehead off the turn buckle. Max then gives Diego a German suplex to the mat, stands him up and delivers a second, then stand him up again only for Diego to give Max a series of elbows to the side of the head, breaking the hold. Diego then turns and thumbs Max in the eye before raking his eyes along the top rope. Diego then gives Max a fall away slam and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. The camera again shows Trinity and Bullrush scouting this match up.

Ricky Simms - They seem to be really interested in this match up.

Henry Lesher - Well, it is a Max Cameron match. They want to see just how bad the jobber is before they decide whether they sign on for a long term deal.

Ricky Simms - But who do they get signed by? What if Bullrush is employed by AW and Trinity is employed by CWA? They will all be on one show, but could this affect teams and where their allegiance lies?

Henry Lesher - You watch a lot of X-Files reruns, don't you?

Diego stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Diego then goes to the ropes and leaps to the top and then lands a flying elbow across the throat of Max from there before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron. We then see Wren SilverPhoenix marching towards the ring, a smile on her face. She stops at ringside and Trinity stands and tries to get her attention. Wren turns and takes a face full of salt to the eyes. Trinity then climbs onto the guard railing and dives onto the blinded Wren. Inside the ring, Diego stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and max ducks a clothesline before hitting a reverse neck breaker on Diego. He then notices Trinity and what she's doing at ringside with Wren while security comes out to split them up. They also start walking Bullrush out.

Ricky Simms - It was only a matter of time before they disrupted things.

Henry Lesher - Wait till Wren finds out Trinity is the referee for her match next week.

Ricky Simms - How did you find that out?

Henry Lesher - People like me and tell me things.

Ricky Simms - What things?

Henry Lesher - For one, they tell me they don't much care for you.

Referee Shawna Miller is distracted by this and Max rolls Diego up for the pin. Shawna doesn't see this and Max gets to his feet and turns her around. He then tells her off while Diego gets to his feet and then looks out to the crowd. Diego knees Max in the spine, then picks him up and executes the Moral Dilemma. He then rolls Max over for the pin. 1...2...3! Diego with the win this week over Max Cameron.

Ricky Simms - It's a damned shame this wasn't man against man.

Henry Lesher - Maybe Max will be a man someday.

Diego exits the ring victorious while Max is barely moving inside the ring. Outside of it, Wren and Trinity have finally been separated. The crowd cheers as security pulls Wren to the back and Trinity is forced to leave the arena.

Vesuvius is seen pacing in Noah's office, his forehead bandaged and a trickle of blood running down the side of his face. Noah enters the room and smiles.

Noah Skanes - Nick yourself shaving, have you?

Vesuvius - Oh, shut up. Your sick little family waits until I am in the medic's room being stitched up to announce this?

Noah Skanes - We just couldn't wait. It's big news.

Vesuvius - You want to have a company within a company? You didn't learn the first two times, did you?

Noah Skanes - Our financial advisor, Tony Parizi, believes this is the best route to go. He believes buy rates will go through the roof with the CWA name on your events.

Vesuvius - I don't care. I want you and your family out of AW.

Noah Skanes - We are out of AW. We are your partners, but we pay our own checks. You pay yours.

Vesuvius - This isn't over.

Noah Skanes - It was over the minute my father bought half of AW.

Vesuvius storms out, smashing the door with his fists on the way out.

Noah Skanes - Temper, temper, mountain man.


Simon vs Dragon

"Passive" by A Perfect Circle plays as Simon comes out, tonight on his own instead of with Xandra and he receives some pretty loud booing from the capacity crowd. He stops just inside the entrance and shakes his head at the crowd. He then starts for the ring and tells the camera we are looking at the man who will dethrone Dragon. Simon stops at ringside and looks around at the crowd for a few moments before he makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes and into the ring.

Ricky Simms - My understanding is that Wren has been cleared to wrestle tonight and very little of what was thrown at her actually got her in the eyes.

Henry Lesher - I'm sure she's used to taking it in the eyes.

Simon's music fades and then we hear "Sober" by Tool and Dragon comes out to quite the opposite reaction from the crowd. He starts making his way towards the ring, high fives all around to the fans who are happy to see the popular Monarch of AW. Dragon pulls himself onto the apron and starts arguing with Simon. Simon throws a right hook which Dragon ducks, then shoulder Simon through the ropes before he then pulls himself over the top rope with a leap into the ring. Dragon gives Simon a series of rights and lefts while referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell. Dragon whips Simon off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Dragon then stands Simon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a knee to the gut and a gut wrench suplex to the mat from there. Dragon then stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Dragon then goes for a leg drop on Simon, but Simon rolls out of the way and then rolls right out of the ring. Dragon quickly follows. Simon grabs the ring steps and cradles it under his arm. He then drills them into the knees of Dragon, out of sight of the referee before he then rolls Dragon into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Typical underhanded tactics here by Simon.

Henry Lesher - Stop your whining.

Simon rolls himself into the ring and then pulls Dragon to the middle of it where he applies a sharp shooter. Dragon screams in pain, but refuses to submit when referee Clarke asks him. Dragon tries to pull himself up from the apron while Simon screams at him to just give up and realize he's the lesser man. Dragon starts pulling himself towards the ropes while refusing to give up here. Simon struggles to maintain the hold on Dragon and Dragon lunges one last time and manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break. Simon releases Dragon, then turns and boot chokes him, using the ropes for added leverage.

Ricky Simms - Dragon's in danger of going down fast here.

Henry Lesher - It's happened to him before.

Simon releases the choke and stands Dragon up. He whips Dragon into the corner and then charges in for an avalanche only to find no one home as Dragon steps out of the way, then headlocks Simon and gives him a DDT to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon. Dragon then stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Dragon then goes to the top rope, faces the crowd and smiles, then lands a moonsault onto the fallen Simon before going for the pin again. 1...2... Simon rolls a shoulder out and Dragon slaps the mat. Dragon stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and knees him in the ribs before applying an abdominal stretch on Simon. Simon refuses to submit when asked by referee Francis Clarke. The crowd starts a chant for Dragon while Simon tries to power out of the hold. Dragon releases the hold when it becomes obvious Simon won't submit and then Dragon pulls Simon into the corner and slams his head into the corner buckle ten times while the fans count it off. Dragon then clothesline Simon down to the mat. Dragon then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon.

Ricky Simms - That was close.

Henry Lesher - I don't want to hear about close. It means nothing.

Dragon stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and Simon dives and takes the knees out from under Dragon, also knocking him into the referee and knocking Francis Clarke right out of the ring. Simon rolls himself out of the ring and picks up the ring steps he used earlier. He rolls himself into the ring with them in hand and then slams them into the forehead of Dragon before again slamming them into his knees. Dragon stumbles and falls into the ropes. Simon sits the steps down inside the ring and smiles. He then picks Dragon up and gives him the 7th Sign onto the steps before pushing them out to the floor. Simon goes for the pin as Francis Clarke drags himself back into the ring. 1...2...3! Simon gets the win this week and is the new AW Monarch!

Henry Lesher - A greater king this place will never have.

Ricky Simms - Okay, sure, whatever.

Simon exits the ring with his arms raised while a bloodied Dragon lies motionless inside the ring. Simon poses for the camera and tells us it's all for Xandra and Myst had better watch her back.

Rated R is seen backstage with the AW title over his shoulder and Shengee Shmelky at his side.

Shengee Shmelky - Ryan, tonight you defend your title in a triple threat match against Moose and Parker. Your thoughts?

Rated R - Yeah, next week I'll sit at ringside so I can be in the middle of the entire show. I am the AW champ, a former multiple time GWO champ, a man who has paid the price for years to get to where I am! If two new stars want to take my spotlight, they're in for a rough time.

Shengee Shmelky - But you are focused on your match tonight, right?

Rated R - You know I am. That's why I have the title. Last month I heard about how I was holding the title for Simon. This month I am holding the title for Parker. It's all crap.

Shengee Shmelky - When do you think you'll get a favorable reputation among your peers?

Rated R - I don't give a damn what kind of reputation I have. I am the AW champ and I never played nice to get here or to stay here. I am not going to change now.

Shengee Shmelky - So what do you have to say to your critics?

Rated R - Their jealousy won't stop me from winning tonight. I'll defy the odds yet again. This title isn't going anywhere.


D.I.C.K and C.U.N.T. vs De'Anton Maybon

"There's a Tear in my Beer" starts up over the PA and the crowd livens up. When the black clad lawyer steps through the curtain there's a choir of boos, but when Mr. Kristra rolls out the wheelchair bound Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston the crowd erupts into a loud mixed reaction. On their way toward the ring Mr. Krista stop to point out to the shaking D.I.C.K. a section of shirtless men wearing cowboy hats who have D I C K is B A C K written across their chests. At ring side Dwayne's stood up out of his chair by Mr. Krista while Cecil U.N. Tanner folds up his chair and slides it into the ring. Then Cecil returns to help Mr. Krista baby step Dwayne up the ring steps and through the ropes. Dwayne's returned to his chair where he looks around slowly and finally raises a middle finger up to greet the fans. That all ends quickly when "Creep" by Radiohead plays and the crowd boos the sight of the smiling and jovial De'Anton Maybon. Who tries to hush the crowd as his mascot/manager Henry Rolls literally rolls up behind him. In an elaborate motorized wheelchair Henry's decked out in a neckbrace and sports a shirt reading, "It's All Relative to Rednecks". Maybon makes the walk to the ring interesting by explaining various subjects with the fans where he and Henry take the long way around the ring, where Maybon finally enters under the ropes to his corner.

Ricky Simms - The match that will be like a train wreck starts.

Henry Lesher - My whole life has been about this match.

The referee politely asks Mr. Krista out of the ring, then walks away from the corner seeming rather disturbed at the whole thing. He calls for the bell and the match is underway with Cecil dropping into a high school wrestling stance and Maybon seems to want to circle the ring, but with Dwayne braked in his chair in the corner Cecil is quick to close the distance between he and Maybon. Cecil shoots for a lock up but Maybon hits a short drop kick to Cecil's knee, effectively flipping him over onto his back. Maybon's up quickly and greets the recovering Cecil with a dropkick to his chest stumbling the lawyer back into the ropes. Maybon prepares another attack but Cecil greets Maybe with a face rake and a thumb into his cheek, fish-hooking Maybon and using the maneuver to trip Maybon to the ground.

Ricky Simms - I don't want to watch, yet I cannot look away.

Henry Lesher - Sickest thing I have seen this side of NPA.

Ricky Simms - You're not supposed to mention the competition on the air.

It gets technical on the ground between both men, each are trying to drive thumbs into one another's eyes since it is a no DQ match, but they're also jockeying for various locks. Cecil makes the mistake of rolling onto his stomach first and Maybon is quick to hammerlock Cecil on the ground. They struggle up to their feet and Cecil makes an escape attempt only to set himself up into a deep Saito Suplex. Maybon sits up and smiles seeing Cecil roll out of the ring. This brings the other factor of the match into play, the glaring Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston. Maybon feints a punch to Dwayne's face, a back hand, then he just waves it back and forth in front of his unblinking eyes. Maybon takes a glance around the ring to keep tabs on Cecil who's still on the ground, but Mr. Krista is up on the apron pleading. It seems the cross dresser is trying to motion for Maybon to come outside the ring and attack Cecil. Maybon snaps Dwayne's face to the side with a vicious backhand which causes Mr. Krista to panic, just as she's yanked off the apron by Henry Rolls.

Ricky Simms - I think I'm going to be sick.

Henry Lesher - I want pictures of this match.

Henry Rolls is standing with the neck brace on and putting up his fists as Mr. Krista screams and backs away like he was born a Diva. The crowd starts a chant "KRISTA HAS BALLS! KRISTA HAS BALLS!" Which must have inspired Henry to try and take a cheap shot between the legs of Mr. Krista, who no sells and then attacks Henry clawing at his face. Maybon sees the action and runs to the ropes, but he pauses. He takes a hold of the wheel of Dwayne's wheelchair and throws it over. Spilling Dwayne in an uncouth manner in the ring. Maybon's quick to the outside where he yanks Mr. Krista up by his hair with two twisted handfuls. Mr. Krista's grabbing at Maybon's wrists but Henry is up and seems ticked with his scratched up face. Mr. Krista then takes a solid punch to the stomach before being tossed down on his face. Just in time for Maybon to turn around duck an incoming chair shot from Cecil, which Henry Rolls takes the full force of and collapses.

Ricky Simms - I could feel that shot from here.

Henry Lesher - I want tapes of this shown in my home every day.

Maybon takes a straight forward offense to Cecil, punching the man until he wobbles then feeding the lawyer a face-full of apron, and introducing him to the ring post face first. Maybon then rolls the man into the ring and enters. Cecil tries to get some fight into him but Maybon starts just stomping Cecil's knee and ankle. Having been backed into Dwayne, Cecil rolls over and panics to check on him, but this just let's Maybon step into the grapevine lock and then step forward placing Cecil U.N. Tanner effectively into the Sharpshooter!

Ricky Simms - This could be the end coming here.

Henry Lesher - By God, I hope not. This match should last forever!

The referee checks on Cecil who's screaming out in pain. Maybon rocks the hold a bit and nods as the crowd starts up into a frenzy. Of course it's due to the obvious. Dwayne Irving Carter Kingston struggles to stand up, he peels off his padded long sleeve shirt to show off a new one. "D.I.C.K. FACT #1: D.I.C.K. never lies, the truth just bends to his will." He then picks up the collapsed wheelchair and stomps his booted foot quickly three times. The fans cheers erupt and Maybon stands thinking Cecil tapped out, he notices the referee shaking his head no and waving his arms, when the ref points he turns around to get bashed with the wheelchair. Dwayne then sits the chair back up and takes a seat, crossing his legs at the ankle and forming his fingers into a steeple in front of him. Cecil then goes for the pin on Maybon. 1...2...3! Kingston and Cecil with the win this week!

Ricky Simms - I must admit that was pretty cool.

Henry Lesher - Never mess with a D.I.C.K.!

Kingston is then helped from the ring by a worn looking Mr. Krista as Kingston resumes selling the injury, winking at the camera. The crowd starts a chant for him as he is then wheeled towards the back.

We see Noah Skanes in his office watching the event on his TV when Rated R enters the room.

Noah Skanes - What do you want?

Rated R - I understand your dislike of me.

Noah Skanes - I'm not a big fan of people who try to kill my mother.

Rated R - Have you figured out who ran down Demitri Lucian and his clan yet?

Noah Skanes - The investigation continues.

Rated R - We seem to be as worried about that as WWE was about Owen.

Noah Skanes - Back off, Ryan.

Rated R - I just wanted to make sure you're watching tonight. I'll pass your challenge, no matter how much you want to see me fail.

Noah Skanes - Next week, we'll have you free fall into the ring from the roof.

Rated R - Cute, just watch and learn. I am unbreakable. I am AW's answer to Superman.

Noah Skanes - I see. I'll add the cape when we fly you into the ring quick release style.

Rated R - Go to hell.

Noah Skanes - You first.

Rated R storms out of the office and Noah sighs before he resumes watching the event.


Wren SilverPhoenix vs Bombshell

"I Am The Body Beautiful" plays as Bombshell saunters out towards the ring. She bows to each side of the crowd seductively.

Ricky Simms - Well, she’s certainly here to entertain.

Henry Lesher - Quit playing pocket pool and concentrate.

The music is cut off quite suddenly, Bombshell turns towards the back with a puzzled look on her face as Wren Silverphoenix rolls out from under the ring apron and charges up the ramp.

Ricky Simms - It’s Wren!!!!

Wren clubs Bombshell to the floor with a forearm to the back and kicks her towards the ring, stopping to show the capacity crowd her favorite bird in the process.

Henry Lesher - The Bitch is back

Ricky Simms - Elton John couldn’t have said it any better, Doc.

Wren allows Bombshell to gain her footing then rams her head against the ring apron before spinning her around and slapping her. The ref admonishes Wren and tells her to bring the action in the ring. Wren rolls her eyes and grabs Bombshell by the hair, Bombshell responds with several rapid elbows to Wren’s sternum then throws her into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Perhaps now the match will get underway.

Henry Lesher - Just when it was getting interesting.

Bombshell springs herself off the top rope and hits a facebuster. She rolls Wren over for a quick one count. Bombshell picks Wren up and whips her hard into the buckle. Wren falls to the mat hard. Bombshell kicks her until she rolls over, stands on Wren’s hair and pulls. As the referee warns her Bombshell backs off then returns to do the exact same thing followed by a half crab. Wren does a push-up and wraps an arm around the bottom rope breaking the hold.

Ricky Simms - Well, after that brief flurry Wren hasn’t done too much here.

Bombshell drags Wren to her feet by the hair and whips her into the nearby corner followed by a vicious running knee to the stomach. As Wren slumps down into the corner Bombshell steps halfway across the ring and does a little dance followed by a crotch chop.

Ricky Simms - We all know what’s coming here.

Bombshell takes off for the corner and leaps. Wren throws her leg up in the air.

Henry Lesher - And so did Wren.

As Bombshell staggers away clutching her stomach Wren uses the ropes to stand, sneaks up behind and hits a backcracker. Wren quickly gets to her feet and hits a snap suplex on Bombshell. Wren stands with a crazed look on her face and smiles.

Ricky Simms - This doesn’t look good for Bombshell.

Wren sprints across the ring and hits a low dropkick to the side of Bombshell’s face. She stands her up and goes for an irish whip. Wren goes for a clothesline and misses as Bombshell bends over backwards. Wren stops dead in her tracks and drops a leg across Bombshell’s stomach forcing her to the mat in an awkward manner as she rolls around holding her lower back.

Ricky Simms - I think she may be legitimately hurt.

Henry Lesher - Finish her off Wren…Finish her you bitch.

Wren waits for Bombshell to stand and measures her.

Henry Lesher - Like a lion on the Serengeti stalking its prey….beautiful.

Wren pushes Bombshell face first into the corner and throws repeated knees and elbows to the small of her back. Wren then applies a rear naked choke and falls back into the center of the ring.

Ricky Simms - Look who’s here.

Gerard Angelo comes running towards the ring alternately imploring Bombshell to find back and cursing Wren. While still applying the hold Wren notices Angelo at ringside and has a few choice words for him. Angelo climbs onto the ring apron and begins screaming at her. Wren responds by releasing the hold, standing up and spitting on Angelo. As Angelo tries to get into the ring he’s held back by the ref. Bombshell gets to her feet and measures Wren for a chick kick. Wren turns and ducks the kick, pushes an off-balance Bombshell into Gerard. He flies off the apron as Wren locks in another rear naked choke and Bombshell is forced to tap out.

Ricky Simms - That hold was just too much for her to take. I don't think we've seen the last of the fight between these two.

Wren releases the hold and slides out of the ring just as Angelo climbs in. He kneels over Bombshell making sure she’s okay as Wren heads to the back, gloating the whole time. Angelo rolls himself into the ring and tries to explain himself to Bombshell. She just turns and exits the ring while Gerard looks on, clearly upset.

Ricky Simms - Is there trouble in paradise?

Henry Lesher - You're drooling again.

Backstage we see Jason Knight trying to sneak into the building through one of the loading docks. A security guard heads him off.

Security Guard - I was told not to admit you into the building. You don't work for AW anymore.

Jason Knight - No, this was a big misunderstanding. Phil Castle told me to come and supervise stuff.

Security Guard - What stuff?

Jason Knight - Phil Castle can tell you.

Phil Castle - *as he enters the shot* Tell me what?

Jason Knight - I meant Noah Skanes.

Security Guard - He fired you.

Jason Knight - We talked that out.

Phil Castle - No you didn't.

Jason Knight - You're all fired!

Security Guard - No we're not.

Phil Castle - I can't believe I am seeing this.

Jason grumbles and leaves, the guard and Castle looking at each other and shrugging.


Gerard Angelo vs Daniel McCoy

"Delilah" by Mindset plays as Daniel McCoy makes his way towards the ring, the crowd giving him a warm response as always. He high fives fans along the way and even srtops to sign an autograph for one lucky fan. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then does a flip over the top rope and into the ring where he then awaits Gerard Angelo. As his music fades, Gerard rolls into the ring behind him and trips the feet out from under him, placing him in a Boston Crab as referee Casey Braun calls for the bell to get this match underway.

Ricky Simms - Underhanded move by Gerry to get the early advantage against McCoy.

Henry Lesher - Well, it is Angelo. I mean, he has to take what he can get. I understand he approaches his love life much the same way.

Daniel refuses to submit as Gerard struggles to hold him still inside the ring. Gerard leans back and referee Casey Braun again checks on Daniel. Daniel lunges and manages to grab the bottom rope and force the break. Gerard quickly pulls Daniel to his feet as we see Tommy Purr making his way down the aisle. Gerard whips Daniel off the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat. Gerard then picks Daniel up over his shoulder and runs him head first into the corner buckle and then gives him a power slam to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Daniel McCoy.

Ricky Simms - Angelo really starting to take over here.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, that's because of how bad Daniel McCoy really is.

Gerard stands McCoy up, whips him off the ropes and McCoy ducks a clothesline and then gives Gerard a knee to the face and then shoves him out of the ring and to the floor. McCoy then drops and rolls out of the ring where he starts trading punches with Gerard. Tommy pulls a table out from under the ring and sets it up near where the two men are brawling. Gerard slams Daniel's head into the guard railing and then clotheslines him down to the floor. He then starts arguing with Tommy Purr as we see Bombshell making her way towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - Oh, great, here we go again.

Henry Lesher - Oh, at least it's almost interesting.

Tommy turns and has a few words with Bombshell as Gerard turns and takes a kick to the chest from Daniel McCoy. McCoy then picks Gerard up over his shoulder. Gerard slips off, picks McCoy up and gives Daniel a power bomb through the table. Gerard then picks Daniel up and slides him into the ring, then turns and has word with Tommy. Referee Casey Braun continues to count while Tommy and Gerard argue and Daniel McCoy lies motionless inside the ring. Casey reaches the ten count and calls for the bell while a horrified Gerard turns and pleads his case.

Ricky Simms - McCoy wins by count out!

Henry Lesher - Wow, I.... umm.... wow.

Ricky Simms - Agreed, Doc. That was bizarre.

We see Myst heading out to her limo. Behind her walk Shannon Skanes and Kathy Smith. As they pile in, we look back and see Kelly Buchanan watching them. She turns and heads back in. The limo window rolls down and Shannon smiles for the camera.

Shannon Skanes - The main event is a given. We know how this goes.

Myst - Next week, the CWA comes back and you're looking at your next CWA champion.

Shannon Skanes - *shrugs* Oh we might not be as flashy as some or as long winded as others, but the CWA and AW are the best.

Kathy Smith - I hear the buy rates are already going through the roof thanks to our news tonight.

Shannon Skanes - Old school wrestling is coming back. Want hardcore brain smashing? You're an AW fan. Want intelligent wrestling with twists and turns? You're a CWA fan.

Myst - *nods* We're just biased.

Kathy Smith - Maybe we're just old. See you all next week.

The window then rolls up and the limo drives off.


Rated R vs Parker Davis vs The Moose

"Cold Beverage" by G. Love starts to play as Parker Davis comes out for what seems to be the tenth time tonight. He bows to the booing throng and blows them kisses on his way to the ring. Parker rolls himself into the ring and grabs the microphone from the ring announcer.

Parker Davis - I want you all to know, while I believe you are all wankers, I won't hold a grudge when I am the new world champion. This is the end of a lot of hard work for me. Now I can be a lazy half assed and washed up idiot like Ryan. I...

"I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers plays as The Moose comes out and starts for the ring. He doesn't look impressed as he makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He takes the microphone from Parker Davis and then the two stand nose to nose.

The Moose - Parker, why don't you shut the hell up? If anyone deserves this title, it's me. I have given my blood sweat and tears to get back here.

Parker Davis - How long you been in AW, three days? Who'd ya blow for this shot?

The Moose - You're the last one to talk.

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace plays and Rated R emerges from backstage with a microphone already in hand. He shakes his head at what he sees inside the ring.

Rated R - See, this is what's wrong with AW. You two arguing over who's better and it doesn't matter. I'm the champ and I'll leave this match as champ. That's just how things are.

Rated R tosses the microphone aside and runs into the ring. Moose tosses his microphone aside and the bell sounds once Rated R is in the ring and all three men start brawling while the fans cheer. Rated R backs Parker into the ropes and kicks Moose backwards, then gives Parker a vicious knife edge chop across the chest. Moose then gives Rated R a side suplex that brings him down to the mat. Parker then drops and rolls out of the ring to get a breather on the floor. Moose stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut that sends him somersaulting through the air before he lands on his tailbone. Moose then applies a Full Nelson on Rated R. Referee Jor Davidson checks for a submission. Parker sneaks into the ring behind Moose and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the back. Parker then picks Moose up and scoop slams him to the mat, then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Moose. Parker slaps the mat and tells Joe to count faster. Rated R is on his feet now and kicks Parker in the face, then stands him up and whips him into the corner buckle.

Ricky Simms - This is going to be a brutal match tonight.

Henry Lesher - Main event caliber, for sure.

Rated R slams Parker's face into the corner buckle and then gives him a Geramn suplex to the mat and holds his shoulders down for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Parker. Moose then pulls Rated R to his feet and throws him through the ropes and out to the floor. Parker kips up to his feet and kicks Moose right through the ropes and out to the floor. He then bows to the crowd and again blows them a kiss. Rated R then slides back into the ring and pulls Parker's feet out from under him and then starts landing punches to the face of Parker Davis. Rated R stands Parker up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him down while Moose climbs onto the apron and then starts up the ropes. Rated R lands a leg drop across the throat on Parker and then stands, turns and takes a flying dropkick from Moose. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R.

Ricky Simms - Great action all around. Near wins for everyone.

Henry Lesher - Near wins do not equal wins.

Moose stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner and then runs towards him only to take a drop toe hold from Parker who then applies a quick STF on Moose. Before the referee can ask Moose if he submits, Rated R pulls Parker off of Moose and picks him up and runs him face first into the corner buckle, then dumps him to the mat with a gorilla press slam, unusual for Rated R. Rated R then climbs to the second rope and lands a double axe handle smash across the back of Parker Davis. Moose then catches Rated R with a knife edge chop that sends him into the corner and then gives him a tilt a whirl back breaker to the mat before Moose goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Parker then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and then ducks his head for a backdrop only to have Moose kick him in the face. Moose then gives Parker a face buster and then goes for the pin. 1...2... Rated R pulls Moose off of Parker, then stands him up and throws him out of the ring.

Ricky Simms - Ryan knows if any man gets pinned here that he could lose his title, involved or not.

Henry Lesher - At least he has something left of a brain.

Rated R then stands Parker up, whips him off the ropes and Parker ducks a clothesline and then executes a back slide into a pin fall attempt. 1...2.. Rated R rolls a shoulder out and turns it into a small package attempt on Parker. 1...2... kick out by Parker as Moose pulls himself into the ring. Rated R pulls Parker to his feet and Moose dropkicks both of them down, knocking Parker into the corner and tangling Rated R in the ropes, his arms tangled between the middle and bottom rope. Moose then whips Parker to the opposite corner and charges straight into a DDT from Parker who then goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose gets a foot on the ropes, but Parker jumps to his feet and celebrates as if he won. Referee Joe Davidson taps Parker on the shoulder and explains that it was a two count. Parker argues while Moose gets to his feet. Moose knees Parker in the back, turns him around, picks him up and delivers the Moosedriver. Moose then takes a DDT from an alert Rated R. Rated R then picks Parker up and gives him the Restricted before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Rated R retains the title.

Henry Lesher - Well, of course that's how it ends.

Ricky Simms - Great match and it could have gone any way. Rated R shows that luck counts for something in this business. He also appears to have outsmarted both opponents in the end.

Rated R rolls out of the ring and grabs hold of his AW title belt and holds it high. Inside the ring, a dejected looking Moose spits on the mat and then nods slowly. He tells Ryan he'll be back for that title again soon. Rated R starts for the back as Parker throws a temper tantrum inside the ring.

Ricky Simms - What a main event! What a great night this turned out to be!

Henry Lesher - Parker was robbed! He was double teamed and not in the good way!

Ricky Simms - I am going to pretend you didn't say that. Good night everyone. See you next Sunday on another edition of Insurgence!

Henry Lesher - Double teamed in a good way is better.

Ricky Simms - I am going to throw up.