May 28th, 2006

It's another raucous crowd as an arena that is usually home to the Ottawa Senators finds itself home to the last Insurgence before the double pay per view weekend next week. We take a look backstage before any opening credits have even had a chance to roll. Bombshell walks into the women’s locker room and up to her locker, as she opens it, she hears the faint sound of someone singing silently. She turns around to see Hoshi sat there, singing with her eyes closed and an iPod in her hands. Bombshell coughs loudly as Hoshi suddenly jumps with fright.

Hoshi Yakamoto - *breathing heavily* Oh, hi Yvonne. Didn’t see you there.

Bombshell – Well I’m here now. So, if you wouldn’t mind, pipsqueak?

Bombshell points at the door as Hoshi just stares at her.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Yvonne, I’m not gonna leave because you want me to. I’m not scared of you, so try your little intimidation tactics someplace else.

Bombshell – Oh, so you’re the big heroine now? I miss the Hoshi who used to cry whenever the smallest thing got in her way. *Imitating Hoshi* Waaa! Waaa! They gots the wrong thing in my sandwich!

Hoshi Yakamoto - *chuckling* You’re a laugh and half, y’know that? I’m not gonna cry, I’m not gonna fight ya. I just wanna say good luck with your match on Sunday. Maybe we can put this ugly little feud behind us, hmmm?

Hoshi pulls out her hand.

Hoshi Yakamoto - What do ya say? Friends?

Bombshell looks at Hoshi as if she’s holding dynamite

Hoshi Yakamoto – C’mon. I won’t bite ya.

Bombshell – Oh, that’s gold. Hoshi, I know you got this whole, “nice girl” thing going, but…my god, you’re dumb if you think I’m gonna fall for that.

Hoshi’s hands drop as she looks at Bombshell disappointed.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Alright then. Sorry you couldn’t be more mature.

Hoshi turns to go as Yvonne looks saddened and troubled.

Bombshell – Wait! Hoshi, don’t go!

Hoshi Yakamoto -*beaming* Really? You want us to be friends again!?

Bombshell – Sure.

Hoshi shrieks with joy, runs up and hugs Bombshell.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Thanks Yvie! Thank you so much.

Bombshell – Sure thing. Oh, and Hoshi…

Hoshi Yakamoto – Yeah?

Bombshell – You have no idea how naïve you are, do you?

Bombshell then shoves Hoshi off of her and slams her into a locker. As Hoshi stumbles forwards, Bombshell grabs her long hair.

Bombshell – My god. And I thought Asians were supposed to be smart. C’mon Hoshi loosen up.

Bombshell hits Hoshi in the back as she falls to her knees, groggy.

Bombshell – On your knees again, Hoshi? Well I’ll put a stop to that.

Bombshell pulls her arms around Hoshi’s neck and puts her fingers over Hoshi’s windpipe as Hoshi starts choking.

Bombshell – What’s the matter? I thought you’d be used to someone choking a chicken by now.

Hoshi Yakamoto - *struggling to breath* Yvonne *gasp* let *cough* go…please…

Hoshi’s eyes start to roll back as Bombshell tosses the young girl face-first to the floor. Yvonne walks away and pulls out a handkerchief.

Bombshell – Here. Be sure to wipe the drool off.

Bombshell tosses the handkerchief to Hoshi as she leaves and the camera focuses on Hoshi completely unconscious on the floor. We then see the opening credits to the tune of "Coming Undone" by Korn which show images of Rated R, Nameless, Trinity Holmes, Bullrush, Xandra, The Moose, Diego Alvarez, Krayne, Leech, Freak, Himself, Tommy Purr and Sal Clemenzo before we head to ringside.

Xandra vs Vesuvius

"Mein Teil" starts to play as Vesuvius comes out to resounding boos from the crowd. He looks on them with disdain and then makes his way down the aisle and to the ring. He then makes his way up the ring steps and then into the ring where he then smiles while looking towards the entrance. His music fades and then we hear "Drag the Waters" by Pantera and Xandra comes out to the opposite reaction from the crowd and she makes her way to the ring with Sybal close behind and she's wearing a referee's shirt. This causes Vesuvius to protest towards the time keeper who shrugs.

Ricky Simms - We open tonight's show with a surprised Vesuvius.

Henry Lesher - Well, he accepted this match from Xandra on the agreement that she chooses the referee. These things never work out well for the V-Man.

Xandra steps up onto the apron where Vesuvius greets her with a vicious clothesline that sends her out to the floor. Vesuvius then steps out of the ring and drops himself to the floor where he gives Xandra a series of double axe handle smashes across the back. Guest referee Sybal shakes her head and rolls herself into the ring. She starts loudly counting out Vesuvius and Xandra. Vesuvius turns and protests that this match hasn't started yet. Sybal then calls for the bell and shrugs.

Henry Lesher - Who is she to do that?

Ricky Simms - The agreed upon idea of Xandra's.

Vesuvius pulls himself onto the apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He starts arguing with Sybal there. Sybal ignores most of what he says and keeps looking out to Xandra who has got to her feet now. Xandra rolls herself into the ring and Sybal checks on her to make certain she's all right. Vesuvius protests that this is a violation of the rules here, that she's not being objective. Sybal ignores him, so Vesuvius grabs her by the arm and turns her around to face him. Xandra rolls to the nearest corner behind him, uses the ropes to quickly get to her feet and then chop blocks Vesuvius down to the mat. Xandra then applies an ankle lock submission hold on Vesuvius. He reaches for the ropes and manages to grab the bottom rope to force the break.

Ricky Simms - I don't think this is turning out how Vesuvius planned.

Henry Lesher - No, I doubt this is what he had in mind.

Xandra stands Vesuvius up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges into raised knees from V-Man. Vesuvius then gives Xandra a side Russian leg sweep to the mat and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Xandra. Vesuvius then stands her up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a double under hook suplex from there to the middle of the ring. Vesuvius then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the second rope. Xandra gets to her feet, turns and sees Vesuvius coming. She gives him a super kick to the chin and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a DDT. She then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Xandra scores the win to the delight of the crowd.

Ricky Simms - That's an upset.

Henry Lesher - Yes, I am upset.

Our scene then turns black and white as we head backstage, complete with grainy lines and cheesy narrator.

Freak: I can’t breathe!

Harmony: For god sakes, they can’t even open soda cans without help!

Freak: You don’t know them!

Narator: Right now you’re making Clay Aiken look like the reigning king of metal, you pansy…:

Freak: Have you ever fought a Shmelky?

Harmony and Narrator: No, but…

Freak: No buts!

Harmony: Their skinny physiques give you no reason to make fun of their lacking posterior…

Freak: No, I meant the word, not the body part!

Harmony: Oh…

Freak: Something happens to them when they get into that ring…they turn evil…violent…like forty pound weasels with heat seeking missiles for fists and a penance for smiting Shmelk fearing folk like me! I mean crap, why do they always do this? Why can’t they respect me and go after the non-believers? Fucked up are the deities of the new millennium… I re-join a company, they come after me…it never fails!

Harmony: I thought Chuck Norris taught you how to do the moves on your list?

Freak: Yes, and he also taught me that the law of relativity states that when Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it, but mere training and wrestling moves that rival the very god’s in excellence are no match for the Power of the Shmelk!

Narrator: Freak…you do know that you have the secret weapon on your very being.

Freak: *wide eyed* To beat the Shmelk?

Harmony: Yeah!

Freak: What is it? The tassels? I knew they were stylish and, quite frankly, a statement of manliness, but I had no idea they could demolish a Shmelky. If only I’d known…I’d have bought the company…

Narrator: Not the tassels, Freak…

Freak: The knee socks? Do individual toes give me an edge of some sort?

Harmony falls to the floor laughing, and humor can be found in narrators voice.

Narrator: Wait…you bought individ…you know what? I don’t want to know…

Freak: What is this power I hold?

Narrator: Hello…Chips!:

Freak: Eric Estrada! Where is he???

Narrator: *sigh* You are a plague to the collective intelligence of humanity…you do realize this?

Harmony: *still laughing* The chip, stupid! In your had!

Freak: What about it?

Narrator: Dude, let them activate it! Hell, smash your own head into a poll! Said head trauma will cause that chip to spaz out and you won’t be yourself for a few minutes, which, honestly, may be the only way you’re going to win the match…:

Freak: *realization dawning* Of course! Activate the chip! Become something far more powerful than the Shmelk’s! Defeat the roster! Defeat Rated R! Defeat Global Warming! Become the president of space! And, finally, open up a company that specializes in assassinating Scientologists!

Freak stands up, a finger in the air.

Freak: The day has come for The Shmelk to become obliterated! The world is mine!

Freak runs from the locker room and toward the entrance ramp, waiting with new found courage for his match to start.

Harmony: Hmm…I think we did more harm than anything else…

Narrator: Are you kidding? I would pay good money to see Rated R give Freak an NC-17 beating, and now I’ll get to see it for free!

Freak: *poking his head back in* By the way…don’t forget to bring me that bottle of Snapple-Berry Splash to the ring, Harmony, lest I get thirsty mid-beat down and need a delicious thirst quencher!

Cheesy smile for the TV audience before Freak runs out for his match!

Freak, Himself vs Shmelky Brothers

"Suffocating Sight" by Trivium plays as Freak, Himself quickly makes his way to the ring, our programming now returning to its color picture. Freak slides into the ring and tells the camera he will vanquish Shmelk tonight. He jumps to his feet, leaps onto the ropes and then takes a seat on the top rope while his music fades. We then hear "Tiny Rubberband" by Butthole Surfers and Ingee and Shengee Shmelky are led towards the ring. The crowd gives them a warm reception. Ingee even gets to high five fans along the way to the ring. He then slides under the bottom rope into the ring and is the first to fight tonight as the bell sounds with Shengee taking his place in their corner. Freak jumps down to the mat and nods, then motions Shengee into the ring and tells referee Steve Blake that it's okay, he'll fight them both at once.

Ricky Simms - Freak is probably the only wrestler I have seen who fears these two.

Henry Lesher - Well, maybe he mixes them up with the other team Surgeon created, the one with actual talent.

Ricky Simms - Shmelk still works here though, Doc.

Henry Lesher - It's proof they work cheap.

The bell sounds and Ingee and Shengee both land knife edge chops to the chest on Freak, backing him into the ropes. They then give him a double Irish whip into the corner and then charge into a double clothesline from Freak that sends them both down to the mat. Freak then lands a leg drop across the throat of Shengee and follows that up with a leg drop across the throat of Ingee. Freak then looks to the cheering crowd and signals that he is ready to end this.

Ricky Simms - Looks like he overcame his fear tonight.

Henry Lesher - Yes, once you actually see these two.... all you fear for is the species and evolution.

Freak picks Ingee up on his shoulders and then gives him the Curtain Jerker. He then picks Shengee up on his shoulders and gives him The Curtain Jerker as well, dumping him onto his fallen brother before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Freak scores the pin on both of them at once and then rolls himself out of the ring and tells the camera he is thankful they didn't bring their "A" game tonight. He motions something towards the sky and then starts for the backstage area.

Ricky Simms - Freak last week almost cost himself with a distraction about whether to use weapons or not. There's no such confusion this week.

Henry Lesher - Small children can beat Shmelk without weapons.

We head backstage and see Slim Pickens entering the arena. Ray Dees heads him off, microphone in hand.

Ray Dees - Slim, tonight you square off against Dwayne Kingston. Your thoughts on the upcoming match?

Slim Pickens - I have fought dicks before.

Ray Dees - Kingston has an impressive record, though. Doesn't that concern you at all?

Slim Pickens - He had an impressive record before I got back. I'm the true star from the South and tonight I prove it.

Ray Dees - Kingston is known not to play by the rules. Does that bother you?

Slim Pickens - I have been making my own rules for years. I can handle anything that dick wants to throw at me tonight.

Slim then storms off towards his dressing room and we head back to the ring.

Thibor Dragosani vs Pyro

"Superpredator" by Massive Attack starts to play and we await Thibor's arrival for this Xtreme title match. Instead, nothing happens and the crowd quickly starts to grow restless. The camera backstage then shows us that Thibor and Pyro have found each other in the hallway and started brawling there. Thibor rams Pyro's head into the wall and then gives him a knee to the gut. We hear the bell from ringside signalling this is an official Xtreme title match now. Thibor sets for a pile driver on Pyro, but Pyro manages to stand up and backdrops Thibor to the floor before giving him a series of kicks to the face. Pyro then stands on Thibor's chest for a few moments before then stepping off the dragging Thibor to the nearby exit door. He opens the door, pulls Thibor partway out and then slams the steel door on the ribs of the challenger.

Ricky Simms - Dear God, looks like Pyro and Thibor are trying to kill each other this week.

Henry Lesher - I like this new Pyro a lot. He doesn't suck.

Pyro goes for the pin on Thibor half way out the door. 1...2... Thibor rolls a shoulder out. Pyro then stands Thibor up and gives him a series of knife edge chops that back him up and then smashes his head through a window behind him. Pyro then cinches a headlock in and appears set to DDT Thibor to perhaps end his career. Thibor then gives Pyro a low blow and then gives him a drop toe that sends Pyro face first to the ground. A bloodied Thibor then rolls Pyro over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Thibor then stands Pyro up, whips him into the steel door that was moments ago slammed onto Thibor himself and then Thibor gives Pyro a knee to the gut before giving him a pump handle slam to the ground. Fans are gathering nearby at this point and cheering the carnage. Thibor again goes for the pin on Pyro. 1...2... kick out by Pyro.

Ricky Simms - Pyro proving he is no pushover again this week.

Henry Lesher - How things change. It's simply amazing.

Thibor then drags Pyro towards a dumpster in the parking lot. Thibor looks inside and pulls out a two by four. He then turns towards Pyro and takes a thumb to the eye. Pyro then grabs the two by four from Thibor and smashes him across the chest with it before then giving him a clothesline to the ground. Pyro then stands Thibor up and gives him an Irish whip into the dumpster before Pyro then gives Thibor a fall away slam to the pavement. Pyro then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Thibor and Pyro starts arguing with referee Francis Clarke. Clarke shrugs and repeats that it was only a two count.

Ricky Simms - Thibor keeps fighting to stay in this and Pyro is growing frustrated.

Henry Lesher - Well of course he is. Thibor is a poor man's Scavenger.

Ricky Simms - How the hell do you figure that?

Henry Lesher - That's who trained him, along with Vesuvius the grand owner who was pinned by a girl after three moves earlier tonight.

Pyro stands Thibor up. Thibor gives Pyro a jawbreaker and then gives him a belly to belly overhead suplex onto the concrete. Both men grab at their backs and Thibor then gets to his feet and reaches into the dumpster and pulls out a lawn chair. He tears the fabric off of it and wraps the aluminum back of the chair around the neck of Pyro and gives him a modified neck breaker with it. Thibor takes a moment to catch his breath, blood flowing down his face as we still see pieces of glass in his hair. Thibor then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Pyro. Thibor then stands Pyro up and whips him into the dumpster. He then charges towards Pyro who draws a can of Raid from the dumpster and sprays it right into the eyes of Thibor and then gives him a DDT onto the pavement before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Pyro wins and retains his Xtreme title!

Ricky Simms - That was brutal. Pyro may have done permanent eye damage to Thibor there.

Henry Lesher - I loved that move by Pyro. He should Raid a few people in the back. Start with Myst.

Ricky Simms - Henry Lesher, folks, a sick, sick man.

While medics attend to the two combatants in this match, we then head to the ring. Since the previous match never appraoched it, there's no need for any delay between that match and this.

Glamour Girls vs Total Darkness

 "My Favorite Game" by The Cardigans plays as Corina and Ophelia make their way towards the ring. The crowd gives them the usual warm response these girls have come to expect in this business. There are a few catcalls and Corina stops to sign an autograph before she continues on around the ring. Corina is the first to pull herself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. Ophelia takes her place in their corner and they discuss strategy there as their music fades. We then hear "Last Resort" by Papa Roach and we see FUBAR and Black Lightning making their way towards the ring. The crowd boos them, but they pay them no mind. FUBAR slides into the ring and Corina starts putting the boots to him as the bell sounds to get this match underway.

Ricky Simms - Corina wasting no time in taking the fight to the former tag team champions.

Henry Lesher - Oh, like this match isn't complete filler. Stop trying to make it sound important when it isn't.

Corina stands FUBAR up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of forearm smashes to the jaw before she arm drags him to the middle of the ring where she applies an arm bar on him. FUBAR then gets to his feet, backs Corina into the corner buckle and then gives her a series of shoulder blocks there. FUBAR then gives Corina an inverted atomic drop that he follows up with a bulldog to the mat where he applies a camel clutch. Referee Bruce Miller checks for a submission while the crowd starts a chant for Corina. Ophelia tries to make the chant louder, leading the crowd. Corina refuses to submit when asked again by referee Miller. FUBAR then reaches out and tags in Black Lightning, who was within arm's reach from the hold. FUBAR maintains the camel clutch while Black Lightning climbs the ropes behind them. He gives her a flying elbow to the spine and FUBAR then releases the hold. Black Lightning rolls Corina over for the pin. 1...2... Corina gets a foot on the bottom rope.

Ricky Simms - This is insane action between these two teams this week.

Henry Lesher - Are we watching the same match? I am seeing complete crap.

Lightning stands Corina up, whips her off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when she ducks it. Corina then gives Lightning a series of forearm smashes to the jaw, but Lightning answers with an eye gouge and then chokes Corina, placing her throat over the top rope. Lightning then slingshots her throat back off the top rope and she falls to the mat. Lightning then turns to Ophelia and taunts her. She tries to get into the ring to confront him which brings Bruce Miller over to keep her out and allows FUBAR into the ring where he and Lightning gives Corina a double elbow smash across the throat. FUBAR then rolls himself out of the ring and Lightning goes for the pin. 1...2... Corina rolls a shoulder out. Lightning has a few words for Bruce Miller on the speed of his count, then stands Corina up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then does a shoulder roll to her corner where she tags in Ophelia. Ophelia enters the ring and dropkicks Lightning to the mat, then quickly gets to her feet and does the same to a charging FUBAR. Ophelia then gets to her feet, whips Lightning into the corner and then gives him a hip toss to the mat. Ophelia then jumps to the top rope and poses there for the fans. FUBAR shakes the rope and Ophelia then tumbles down to the mat. Lightning then gives her a punch to the throat and then rolls her into a crucifix pin attempt. 1...2...3! Total Darkness grab the win this week.

Ricky Simms - FUBAR and Black Lightning showing the teamwork that made them unpopular, but also made them champions.

Henry Lesher - They're nothing. They really are. They will get killed next week in that tag gauntlet thing Purr's put together.

As Total Darkness leave and Corina checks on her fallen partner, we look backstage where Halloween Jack is seen entering Noah Skanes' office.

Halloween Jack - Where's my match?

Noah Skanes - Hi, how are you?

Halloween Jack - I have looked over this Slap card or whatever the hell you call it and I'm not on it.

Noah Skanes - I'm sorry. You have reached the headquarters of the CWA event. Go bitch at those who need to be slapped.

Halloween Jack - I am going to rule this damned company, you know. People will pay for what happened to me.

Noah Skanes - Vesuvius buried you, didn't he?

Halloween Jack - Yeah, and he'll pay for that.

Wren SilverPhoenix vs De'Anton Maybon

"Creep" by Radiohead plays as De'Anton Maybon makes his way towards the ring. Mayaybon hears the boos of the crowd as he reaches ringside and then he has a few words with a fan there. He appears ready to punch the young fan in the face, but reconsiders and then makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. His music then fades and we hear "The Enemy" by Godsmack and Wren SilverPhoenix starts making her way towards the ring. She also doesn't receive a very favorable reaction from the capacity crowd. She pays it no more attention than Maybon did and hits the ring on a dead run. The bell sounds as she slides into the ring, gets to her feet and starts trading rights and lefts with Maybon.

Ricky Simms - Wren has been more aggressive than ever lately.

Henry Lesher - Well, she is stuck fighting with Max and Pyro. She knows this means she sucks and it makes her angry.

Maybon ducks a right hook from Wren and then gives her an elbow to the chin and follows that up with a face buster to the mat. Maybon then stands her up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then gives Maybon a kick to the face. Wren then stands Maybon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a dropkick there for good measure. Wren then monkey flips Maybon from the corner to the middle of the ring and then looks to the crowd who give her a mixed reaction.

Ricky Simms - The crowd isn't sure which star they dislike more in this one.

Henry Lesher - Maybon teams with Parker and that makes him better by proxy.

Ricky Simms - In your eyes, Doc, not in the eyes of anyone else.

Wren goes for a figure four leg lock on Maybon, but when she has it half way applied, Maybon kicks her away from him and into the corner. He then quickly gets to his feet and gives Wren a German suplex to the mat. He then goes to the ropes, climbs to the second rope and gives Wren a double axe handle smash across the back. Maybon then picks Wren up and power slams her to the mat and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Wren. Maybon slaps the mat and asks referee Steve Blake what match he's watching. Maybon then stands Wren up, whips her off the ropes and ducks his head for a backdrop. Wren gives him a kick to the face and then headlocks him and gives him a bulldog to the mat before rolling him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Maybon.

Ricky Simms - I thought she had him there.

Henry Lesher - Your thoughts mean as little as your life.

Wren shakes her head, then looks to the crowd and screams before dropping Maybon with the SilverSpike. Wren then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Wren scores the win over Maybon this week.

Ricky Simms - Huge win for Wren heading into next week's hell against Max and Pyro.

Henry Lesher - Oh it will be hell for her. She's less talented than Pyro or Max. That's saying something.

As Wren heads for the back, we see Shannon Skanes standing with Phil Castle.

Phil Castle - I am trying to figure this out. There are two pay per views for one price. How does it get divided?

Shannon Skanes - Right down the middle, but we'll see which event gets more viewers.

Phil Castle - And why is that?

Shannon Skanes - I am the innovator in this business, Phil. I have taken a lot of shots lately and I know I have to prove myself.  This coming week, I will revolutionize the industry all over again.

Phil Castle - From what I have seen, the CWA event turns the clock back. The AW event turns the clock forward. We're the future.

Shannon Skanes - I'm glad you think that. I heard some of what's coming this week. You have nudity and possible death on the same card. Of course, all I have is one time shows by Q, Vigilante, Dante and other boring legends like that.

Phil Castle - I never saw any of those guys, so I couldn't care less.

Shannon Skanes - *nods* That's the problem. No one could care less.

Shannon walks off and Phil just shakes his head.

Tommy Purr/Reverend Darius vs  Leech/Sal Clemenzo

"Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota starts playing as Sal Clemenzo and Leech start towards the ring. They receive a loud ovation of cheers from the crowd, easily the most mismatched tag team we have seen in AW. Sal stops at ringside and has a few words with Guido while Leech jumps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Sal pulls himself onto the apron, no communication with Leech whatsoever. "Saint" by Marilyn Manson then starts to play and the crowd boos as Reverend Mordecai Darius leads Tommy Purr towards the ring, Purr decked out similar to a Catholic choir boy.

Henry Lesher - This isn't happening.

Ricky Simms - I hate to break it to you, Doc, but this is most certainly happening.

Darius stops at ringside and Purr kneels behind him, his head bowed low. Darius tells him he may rise and then Darius tells Purr he will now see how a man of God handles a wrestling match. Darius pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. The bell sounds as Darius then locks up with Leech. Darius quickly backs Leech into a neutral corner while Tommy takes his place in their corner. Sal looks out to Guido and has a few words with him about something, then jumps down off of the apron. He starts heading around the ring.

Ricky Simms - Looks like Sal doesn't want to tag with Leech after all.

Henry Lesher - That's disgraceful. Who wouldn't want to team with Leech?

Ricky Simms - Apparently Sal and the fans don't much care for this move on his part.

As Sal makes his way to the back, he smiles at the booing throngs of fans and tells the camera he was never here to win a popularity contest. Darius sees this and smiles, but Leech gives him a punch to the face that wipes that off his face and then gives him an eye gouge and follows that up by whipping Darius into the opposite corner and then gives him a knee to the gut before placing him in an abdominal stretch while the crowd cheers Leech on.

Ricky Simms - Leech isn't being affected by Sal leaving him here.

Henry Lesher - And why should he? Leech is a wrestling God.

Leech whips Darius off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Leech then heads to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off for a flying elbow smash only to find no one home when Darius manages to roll out of the way. Darius then rolls to his corner to tag in Tommy Purr. Tommy looks skyward as if to ask for guidance and then he proceeds to gives Darius the finger and a low blow. A staggering Darius turns and takes a head butt from Leech who signals to the crowd that this is over and proceeds to give Darius the Blood Drain before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Leech scores the win over Darius with an assist from Tommy Purr!

Ricky Simms - Leech wins as Tommy turns on Darius.

Henry Lesher - I knew he was just playing along! I knew Tommy wouldn't convert like that!

Ricky Simms - Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're so smart.

Leech exits the ring and starts for the back. The crowd high fives him while he simply shakes his head and asks the camera why he's being stuck in these crappy matches. We then look backstage and see Trinity and Bullrush sitting together in the locker room when Vesuvius enters the picture.

Vesuvius - My two favorite Anarchy wrestlers.

Bullrush - Yeah? Is that because you got your ass kicked tonight?

Vesuvius - I was duped. It won't happen again. She'll get what she has coming to her.

Trinity Holmes - What do you want?

Vesuvius - I want you two to bring down Nameless and Rated R. I want you two to humble them tonight. I want you two to make them pay the price.

Trinity Holmes - Nameless is covered. The Alpha title is mine.

Bullrush - And Ryan's been on top for too long now. I'll show him how dangerous complacency is. I have been through this many times over, you know. I have beaten better men than Ryan. I have destroyed bigger names than him.

Vesuvius - Look, I want you two to make a statement tonight. I need you two to make a statement tonight.

Bullrush - Does your whole jumpy aura have anything to do with Shannon Skanes grinning ear to ear out there?

Vesuvius - Just do your job and I will do mine.

He then exits the room quickly and Bullrush and Trinity exchange a confused glance with one another before we head back to the ring.

Max Cameron vs Gerard Angelo

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC starts to play as Max Cameron starts making his way towards the ring. He receives his usual moxed response from the crowd and keeps his eyes on the ring as he walks. He stops at ringside for a moment and looks around the arena once before he pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. "Ink" by Finch then starts playing as Gerard Angelo comes out to loud boos from the crowd. He tells the camera that he is the next AW champion and then quickly makes his way to the ring and jumps onto the apron and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. The bell sounds as Max and Gerard start going at it, toe to toe. Gerard backs Max to the middle of the ring and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Gerard then lands a series of knee drops to the forehead on Max and then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Max Cameron.

Ricky Simms - Gerry going for the quick win there.

Henry Lesher - Why not? Max is in a tailspin.

Gerard stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline when Max ducks it. Max then gives Gerard a series of rights and lefts that send him into the corner buckle. Max then gives Gerard a series of knee lifts in the corner before giving him a hip toss back to the center of the ring. Max then applies a full Nelson on Gerard while the crowd cheers. We then see Bombshell making her way out towards the ring, a frown on her face. She takes her place at ringside and tries to get the fans to start a chant for Gerard. The respond with boos instead. Inside the ring, Gerard starts fighting his way out of the hold and then manages to kick the right knee of Max's three times to loosen the hold and then Gerard manages to grab the top rope to force the break. Gerard then lands a series of knife edge chops to the chest on Max. Max then head butts Gerard and Gerard answers with a head butt on Max.

Ricky Simms - Good back and forth action so far here.

Henry Lesher - Gerard will win this. I mean, Max just isn't the man he once was.

Gerard whips Max off the ropes and then tosses him right through the ropes and out to the floor. Gerard then drops and rolls out of the ring and starts putting the boots to Max. Gerard then stands max up and slams his head into the steel ring steps. Max answers with a punch to the jaw on Gerard and then slams his head into the steel steps. Max then slams Gerard's head into the steel ring post. Max then rolls Gerard into the ring and then rolls himself in as well. Max stands Gerard up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a sidewalk slam to the mat from there. Max then goes for the pin. 1...2... Gerard kicks out. Max then stands Gerard up, whips him off the ropes and backdrops him right onto referee Joe Davidson who falls to the ring. Max ignores that, standing Gerard up and whipping him off the ropes and dropkicking him to the mat. We then see Wren SilverPhoenix rushing to the ring with a chair in hand. She slides into the ring behind Max, quickly gets to her feet and then gives him three chair shots between the eyes before she slides back out of the ring and Gerard goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Gerard Angelo gets the win tonight.

Ricky Simms - Apparently Max was just sent a message by Wren.

Henry Lesher - It looks like she wants to prove she sucks less than he does.

Wren smiles as she heads to the back and Gerard's arm is raised in tainted victory. We then look backstage where Pyro is seen standing and holding a chair of his own. Once Wren rounds the corner, Pyro decks her out cold with the chair and then he holds his Xtreme title in her face.

Pyro - You will never be champ, Wren! I will destroy you and Max next week!

Pyro then throws the chair down to the floor and exits the scene. We then hear "Tear In My Beer" by Hank Williams Sr. and see Dwayne Kingston heading to the ring. Along the bottom of the screen we see written "DICK fact, DICK doesn't follow trends. He dictates them." He then wastes no time in getting into the ring and we see he already has a microphone in hand.

DICK- There's a population of fans and a majority of freaks runnin' things around here that feel there's a need to look pass Anarchy Wrestling and the success it's enjoyed over the last few months. They don't want to attribute the success to the folks that made Anarchy Wrestling unique enough that it was still interesting compared to the fallen, closed, old, and done for companies of the past. Everyone wants to see the old faces return.. Doesn't anyone ever ponder how exactly so many abbreviations got associated with the Skanes family to begin with? Might it have something to do with the fact the same ol' hacks keep returning doing the same ol' things? I can tell you this right now, Noah's probably in the back thinking of new letter combinations to show off next year and cash in on the same nostalgia you dumb asses are paying for now.

Dwayne replaces his cowboy hat with a cap that reads SKANES DYNASTY.

DICK- "Welcome to the SOWYSB event, Been There, Done That! Tonight UstaCould takes on the NRSB Council for that there 'I REMEMBER THE GWO' Title."

Dwayne laughs a lil' and shrugs, tossing the cap out to the crowd and putting his black ten-gallon back on.

DICK- That's pretty much what'll happen if team Nostalgia gets a victory over team AW at Bitchslap. Hell, no one even knows who all will show up for team CAW. Quite frankly after a second upon realin' themselves no one will care either. As far as I can see it I see team AW as the actual folks keeping the show from turning into a rerun. Live event reruns, no one wants to see that. Sure, as fans, you guys enjoy your memories from before but don't ya think it's time to see something new? A lil' brutal ass rapin' here and there? Some fella with no name that doesn't have to worry about not getting mentioned by his opponent just cuz, he doesn't even have a name. I mean hell, even Tommy Purr is moving forward. Okay he was a lil' confused on which side he was on at first, but it's not like he hasn't been in that situation before........

BOOs roll out then and Dwayne stops, shrugging a lil'.

DICK- That's going to be the climate. The A-Team taking on the B-Team. The Been There's and Done That's. The guys thinkin' this is the safe lil' company they left or were fired from in the past. Only this time they'll be getting into the cage with crazy ol' ass stompin' me. I'll say it right now. Team CAW, you're all the second course in the evenin' for me, nothin' really that filling. The luke warm soup with some odd gimmick like being fish testicles boiled in liquor and tomato juice. The appetizer of the night will of course be Romeo, to whom I plan on devouring right up. The main course, the big meal will be when Team AW turns on one another like ravenous dogs over the corpse of some dumb ass lost in the wood. Dessert, it'll be a light dessert. The opportunity for yours truly to bring the Anarchy Wrestling title to the well fed waist of someone who's willing to kill others for this company. As team captain, I'm lookin' forward to-....

Dwayne says something but the speakers die out. While checking his microphone the arena's attention is turned towards a voice emitting from the entry way. Tommy Purr appears waving his arms.

Tommy Purr- DICK! Dick, just stop. Stop speaking into the microphone and save us from your incisive whining and that horrible accent. You're embarrassing yourself Dwayne, and ever since I made the mistake of making you the captain for team Anarchy Wrestling you've embarrassed the company and more importantly you've embarrassed me.

Dwayne tries to speak into the microphone but no noise is made over the PA system.

Tommy Purr- I knew there would be mistakes made, unavoidable problems ran into, while taking on the huge task of presenting an AW pay-per-view event and I'm certain there will be more issues to deal with as we near the production date. But you Dwayne are a simple mistake I can correct quickly. Your services as team AW captain are no longer required, that honor shall be bestowed on someone more fit and deserving. Someone like..... Me!! Don't worry though Dwayne, you're still going to be in that match. I don't think anyone will be expecting much from you, since Romeo's already bashed your head in once and more than likely he'll do it again. Changing the rules so he can do so without getting disqualified will guarantee no one will have to worry about you, as if they were to begin with. Get out of the ring Dwayne everyone's sick of you and your opinion. Now on with the show.

Dwayne yells into his microphone something rather obscene, obscene enough children in the first two rows begin to cry. But his microphone is dead. He rounds the ring throwing a fit, kicking the turnbuckles and swinging the steel chair and he quickly exits the ring still in a fury on his march towards the back is greeted with security who he just brushes on past.

Ricky Simms - Well, that is that then.

Henry Lesher - He follows no one, you know.

Ricky Simms - I can see that.

Diego Alvarez vs The Moose vs Krayne

"I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers plays while The Moose comes out to a loud ovation from the crowd. He has a microphone in hand and a smile on his face.

The Moose - I know everyone is talking about Tommy Purr's event this week and good for them. Thing is... I just had a match signed for Shannon Skanes' little event. It seems Max Cameron and Leech had nothing planned, so next Saturday we will be beating the hell out of each other in a parking lot. That's right, a backlot brawl and I don't intend to lose that, same as I won't lose tonight either.

Moose tosses the microphone down and resumes his walk towards the ring. He high fives fans in the front row wearing CWA T-shirts. Moose then pulls himself up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes and into the ring. "Vinegar Stroke" by Sunk Loto then starts playing and Steffen Krayne starts making his way towards the ring. He high fives some fans as well, the crowd warming to him more as the weeks move along. Krayne quickly makes his way to the ring and slips under the bottom rope into the ring. He then gets to his feet and stands face to face with The Moose. Moose and Krayne have words as Krayne's music fades and then we hear "Clash of the Titans" by Cypress Hill and Diego Alvarez comes out with the title belt held high above his head. He then starts for the ring as if he is on a mission. He tosses the belt down at ringside and then he slips into the ring as well. We then see Phil Castle on the big screen hanging above the entranceway.

Phil Castle - Hey, before you guys get into this, I need to address something. Now, seeing as next week's Tommy Purr event is all set, I can hardly have a title as important as the Superior title on the line here tonight. Therefore, I am going to change something because, as GM, I can do that. If Krayne or Moose win the title, they get a shot at the Superior title the week after BiTCHSLAP. If Diego manages to win this, he gets a shot at the world title that week instead. It's up to you guys.

Castle's face fades and then the bell sounds and the three men start trading rights and lefts in the center of the ring. Krayne gives Moose a clothesline and Diego gives Krayne a hip toss right through the ropes and out to the floor. Diego then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and gives Moose a dropkick that sends him back down to the mat. Diego then goes to the corner and climbs to the top rope. Krayne jumps onto the apron, grabs Diego by the feet and pulls him down onto the top. Krayne then leaps onto the top rope, headlocks Diego Alvarez and leaps down, bulldogging him to the mat before rolling him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... Moose breaks it up, pulling Krayne off of Diego.

Ricky Simms - Great action so far between these three. I don't imagine Moose or Krayne are happy with the change made before this match started.

Henry Lesher - I don't imagine management cares. Look, this event has been posted for over a week now. You cannot ruin the perfection of a Tommy Purr event now.

Ricky Simms - How much did he pay you to say that?

Moose stands Krayne up and they start trading rights and lefts. Krayne then ducks and pulls the feet out from under Moose before applying a sharpshooter on the former CWA champion. Moose reaches for the ropes while refusing to submit when referee Francis Clarke asks him. Diego gets to his feet and simply kicks Krayne in the face to break the hold. Diego then dumps Krayne through the ropes and back out to the floor. Diego then stands Moose up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a back elbow to the chin before giving him a snap mare which he then converts into a sleeper hold. Krayne paces on the floor and looks unimpressed here. Krayne then pulls himself onto the apron and pulls himself through the ropes. Moose appears to be fading in the sleeper, but Krayne then places Diego in a sleeper hold. The referee is then checking on both Moose and Diego for a submission.

Ricky Simms - Smart move by Krayne there.

Henry Lesher - It's not often I agree with you, but I agree with you on that.

Diego's hold on Moose weakens and Moose breaks free and then quickly gets to his feet. Krayne releases Diego and has a few words with Moose. Moose takes a wild swing at Krayne who ducks it and then gives Moose an atomic drop. Diego is seen using the ropes to get to his feet while Krayne picks Moose up and gives him a gorilla press slam to the mat. Krayne then goes for the pin. 1...2... Moose kicks out. Krayne then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and Moose ducks a clothesline and then gives Krayne a face buster and then applies a crippler cross face on Krayne. Diego breaks that up with a series of kicks to the back of the neck on Moose, stands Moose up and whips him off the ropes. Moose ducks a clothesline and gives Diego a knee to the ribs, picks him up and delivers a Moosedriver. Krayne then turns, takes a knee to the gut from Moose and then Moose picks Krayne up and gives him a Moosedriver as well, then goes for the pin on Krayne. 1...2...3! Moose gets the win and, thanks to Phil Castle, doesn't win the Superior title belt.

Ricky Simms - Moose with an impressive victory after taking a beating at the start of the match.

Henry Lesher - Well, he doesn't win the title. He might in two weeks, but for now he wins nothing.

Moose leaves the ring, a scowl on his face and starts for the back. We then look backstage where Leech is seen pacing in the locker room. Sal Clemenzo, clad in three piece suit, then makes his way into the shot.

Sal Clemenzo - Well, if it isn't my almost tag team partner tonight.

Leech - Clemenzo, I'm not impressed. I'll tell you what. Two weeks from now, on the next Insurgence, you and me square off.

Sal Clemenzo - I'll have to check my schedule, but sounds good to me. I'll tell you what Leech. Next week, I face Diablo and BasketKase and go through hell to show the wrestling world I am still a world champion.

Leech - No one cares.

Sal Clemenzo - You're a putz.

Leech - You're a sham.

Sal then exits, but both men consider a brawl here backstage. Due to their upcoming week, they think better of it. In two weeks, all bets are off.

D.I.C.K. vs Slim Pickens

"Tear In My Beer" by Hanks Williams, Sr. plays for the second time tonight and Dwayne Kingston comes out to resounding boos from the crowd. He tips his hat towards the camera and tells us that's what he likes to hear. He then quickly makes his way towards the ring and then slides into the ring. He gets to his feet and does a two step and then removes his hat and bows to the crowd, soaking in all of their ire. He then places his hat in the corner and tells referee Steve Blake that he needs the hat to be there.

Ricky Simms - I don't like the looks of this. He has loaded that hat before.

Henry Lesher - Oh, it can't be an Insurgence without you believing some insane conspiracy.

Ricky Simms - How is a brick in a hat a conspiracy?

Kingston then argues some more with the referee as his music fades and we hear "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses and Slim Pickens comes out with a baseball bat over his shoulder and a smile on his face. He strolls down the aisle while Kingston glares at him and tells him to keep the bat out of this or everything will come undone fast. Slim tosses the bat down at ringside and then pulls himself onto the apron. Kingston then goes for a clothesline from there, but Slim ducks it and then steps into the ring where he starts trading rights and lefts with Kingston. Slim eye gouges Kingston, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other down. Kingston kips up to his feet and then gives Slim a series of double axe handle smashes across the back while the returning superstar tries to get to his feet. Kingston headlocks Slim and tries for a DDT, but Slim manages to pick Kingston up and then runs him into the corner buckle, the corner catching Kingston right in the spine. Slim then pulls the feet out from under Kingston. Slim then turns Kingston over and applies a Bostin Crab.

Ricky Simms - Good turn here by Slim.

Henry Lesher - Meh, Kingston is toying with the oaf.

Kingston refuses to submit to the Crab lock and reaches for the ropes while Slim leans back and tries to get Kingston to cry uncle here. Kingston lunges for the bottom rope and snags it with his hand and the referee forces the break. Slim then quickly stands Kingston up, whips him hard into the corner buckle and then gives him a knee lift before giving him a gut wrench suplex to the mat where he then tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kingston and Slim slaps the mat. Slim stands Kingston up, whips him off the ropes and Kingston ducks a clothesline and then Kingston gives Slim a drop toe and applies an STF on Slim. Slim quickly grabs the bottom rope to force the break.

Ricky Simms - This is a tight match so far.

Henry Lesher - Stop ruining my Dwayne time with talking.

Kingston stands Slim up, whips him off the ropes and then both men clothesline each other to the mat. The referee starts counting them both down. On the four count, Kingston kips up to his feet and then goes to the corner and picks up his hat. Slim rolls himself to the corner and starts pulling himself to his feet. Kingston then trips referee Steve Blake down and then clocks Slim with his hat before tossing it out to the floor. We then see it had the brick in it again. Kingston then helps Steve Blake up before going for the pin on Slim. 1...2...3! Kingston knocked Slim out and wins the match this week.

Ricky Simms - That damned Kingston with a win over Slim in his return. I doubt he has seen the last of Slim.

Henry Lesher - I personally hope we have seen the last of Slim.

As Kingston leaves the ring and places his cowboy hat back on his head, we look backstage and see Myst with Noah Skanes in his office.

Noah Skanes - Okay, so it looks like everything is set for next week.

Myst - I don't like the idea of fighting your father.

Noah Skanes - Oh, Mother dear, you worry too much. Just pretend you're on the couch and the winner gets the remote.

Myst - Look, there will be a lot of people watching and it could be a really bad idea. I can't believe I signed on for it.

Noah Skanes - *shrugs* You could just let Ryan and Dante beat you.

Myst - Not bloody likely.

She then gets up and exits the office while Noah goes back to reviewing contracts.

Rated R vs Bullrush

"I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace starts to play as AW champ Rated R comes out to a resounding cheer from the crowd. His stroll to the ring is interrupted when Bullrush attacks him from behind with a clothesline to the floor. Bullrush then stands Rated R up and whips him into the guard railing. Bullrush grabs an audio cable and starts strangling Rated R with it while the fans start a chant for Ryan.

Ricky Simms - A sneak attack here by Bullrush gains him the advantage before the match has even started.

Henry Lesher - I knew there was something I liked about this guy.

Bullrush only releases Ryan when referee Francis Clarke leaves the ring and threatens to disqualify Bullrush right now.

Bullrush drags Rated R to ringside and then slams his head on the ring apron before he rolls him into the ring. Bullrush then stands at ringside for a moment and takes a look around at the crowd that doesn't like him much tonight. He then rolls himself into the ring and referee Francis Clarke can finally call for the bell to get this match started. Bullrush stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner hard and Rated R staggers out of the corner and face plants onto the mat. Bullrush smiles, pulls Rated R to his feet and whips him to the opposite corner. Again, the AW champion staggers from there and face plants onto the mat. Bullrush then stands Rated R up, wraps his hands around his throat and picks him up into the air. He holds him there until Francis Clarke has counted to four and then tosses Rated R into the corner where he lands a series of kicks to the ribs on the champ.

Ricky Simms - I cannot remember anyone manhandling Rated R like this.

Henry Lesher - It's been a couple of years at least since we've seen it. Bullrush impresses me more with every moment of this match. His brute force is pretty damned impressive.

Bullrush gives Rated R a double under hook suplex and then looks to the crowd and seems to be saying this one is nearly over. He stands Rated R up and sets for a Torture Rack, but Rated R slips off and gives Bullrush a series of punches to the back of the neck, ruining his attempt to perform the Onslaught for an easy win over the AW champ. Rated R then slams Bullrush's face into the corner buckle ten times while the fans count it off. He then gives Bullrush a German suplex to the mat, stands him up and gives him a second German suplex and then stands him up and delivers a third before Rated R goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush.

Ricky Simms - Bullrush is a tough one.

Henry Lesher - Rated R might be in over his head tonight.

Rated R stands Bullrush up, whips him through the ropes and out to the floor and then the champ follows him out. Rated R puts the boots to Bullrush at ringside and then stands him up and slams his face onto the steel guard railing. Rated R then rolls Bullrush back into the ring and then rolls himself back in as well, a cut open on the forehead of Bullrush now. Rated R then straddles the shoulders of Bullrush and rains down punches to the cut on his forehead, punishing Bullrush in retaliation for his attack earlier tonight. Rated R then stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and Bullrush ducks a clothesline before giving Rated R a knee to the gut and then gives him a tilt a whirl backbreaker before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. Bullrush then stands Rated R up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a shoulder block down to the mat where he gives the champ a knee drop to the forehead before again going for the pin. 1...2... Rated R rolls a shoulder out to stop the count. Bullrush again signals he is ready to end this and pulls Rated R to his feet and goes for the Torture Rack. Rated R shifts his weight, headlocks Bullrush and gives him a DDT to the mat. Rated R then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush and the crowd groans.

Ricky Simms - The fans thought Ryan had him there.

Henry Lesher - It shows they are as thick as you are.

Rated R stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Bullrush ducks it and then Bullrush wraps Rated R into a school boy while holding the ropes out of sight of the referee. 1...2...3! Bullrush scores the win and rolls himself out of the ring with a smile on his face. He starts for the back, but Rated R is on him and clotheslines him face first to the floor. Rated R then puts the boots to Bullrush as Bullrush starts getting to his feet. The two brawl right over the railing and into the crowd while security rushes out to break them up.

Ricky Simms - I don't think these two have seen the last of each other.

Henry Lesher - I hope not. Rated R has needed a solid fight with someone that lasts longer than two weeks and isn't with a whiner like Simon.

Ricky Simms - I don't think you're supposed to say that on the air.

Henry Lesher - I'll say what I want.

As security tries to split these two up, we look backstage and see BasketKase in a room full of hamburger patties. They are scattered all over the floor and new interviewer Lyssa Dorn reluctantly steps into the shot.

Lyssa Dorn - Well, with Chastity Stills returning to the ring, there was an opening for a job and I got it. Now, as I stand here in the middle of... hamburgers with a crazy person, I see why it was so readily available.

BasketKase - YOU! Here! Come here!!

Lyssa Dorn - Okay, don't hurt me.

She stands next to BasketKase, but doesn't look happy about it.

BasketKase - Burgers! MEAT! Sal! MEAT! Diablo! MEAT!

BasketKase picks up two burgers and eats each in two bites. He burps and then grabs the microphone from Lyssa Dorn.

BasketKase - Me EAT Sal! No more Sal! Me EAT Diablo! No more Diablo! They MEAT! I eat MEAT!!!

Lyssa Dorn - Don't kill me.

BasketKase then strokes Lyssa's hair. He manages a smirk.

BasketKase - BK no kill the pretty. BK only eat Sal and Diablo! Next week! MEAT!!!

Lyssa then charges out of the picture, dropping her microphone in BK's meaty hands.

BasketKase - Why that always happen? *shrugs* MEAT!!!

BasketKase then proceeds to eat all of the burgers at a sickening pace while we head to the main event.

The Nameless vs Trinity Holmes

"Stand Up" by Trapt plays as Trinity Holmes comes out, led by Samara. She has a wide grin on her face and tells the camera that SEX is about to go two for two. She marches towards the ring with Samara close behind her and then leaps onto the apron and jumps over the top rope and into the ring. She then tests the ropes while her music fades and then we hear "Pain Redefined" by Disturbed and The Nameless is led towards the ring by Adam Lewis and Emily Blackstone. He gets the same cold reception from the crowd, and pays even less attention to it than Trinity did. He stops at ringside and we see the monster breathing heavy as he looks into the ring at tonight's prey. To her credit, Trinity isn't showing any fear outwardly here.

Ricky Simms - The winner of this match become the CWA Alpha champion.

Henry Lesher - Nameless will dissect here which is a shame. Since Bullrush scored a win over Ryan, I would like to see what she can really do in there.

Nameless slowly makes his way up the ring steps and stands on the apron for a few moments, almost looking through Trinity here while Adam Lewis screams from ringside that the time is now, the time to destroy and become champion. Nameless then steps over the top rope and referee Bruce Miller calls for the bell to get the match started. Trinity goes for a dropkick to the knee on Nameless and then tries to pull the feet out from under him. Seeing that this isn't working, she slides out of the ring and slaps her hands on the apron. She then makes her way around to the other side of the ring before rolling herself back in. She quickly gets to her feet while Nameless again slowly makes his way over to her. Nameless lunges for her and she does a shoulder roll to avoid it, grabbing Nameless' ankles and managing to trip the monster down, his throat now resting on the top rope. Trinity then comes off the ropes, leaps over the back of Nameless and slingshots his throat off the top rope on her way out to the floor while the crowd cheers.

Ricky Simms - She had to get creative, but Trinity has managed to take the monster down.

Henry Lesher - That was impressive. Apparently, I have a couple of wrestlers to pull for here now.

Trinity gets to her feet and assures Samara that she is okay before she rolls herself back into the ring. Nameless is starting to get to his feet, so Trinity slaps on a cobra sleeper and tries to keep him down. Referee Bruce Miller checks on the monster, but there is no sign of a submission from him at this point. Nameless gets to his feet and runs Trinity back into the corner, then gives her a series of avalanches in the corner buckle. The Nameless then turns and grabs her by the throat and sets for a choke slam while Adam Lewis applauds form ringside. Trinity thumbs Nameless in the eye and then leaps to the top rope and clotheslines him from there. The Nameless staggers and finally falls down to the mat where Trinity applies a cross face chicken wing.

Ricky Simms - It appears Trinity wants to keep the big man down. I cannot argue with that strategy.

Henry Lesher - She does appear to be trying submission moves and she has done well so far against this monster.

Nameless refuses to submit to this hold and starts pulling himself to the ropes where he forces the break. Trinity quickly gets to her feet and starts kicking The Nameless in the head. Nameless continues to get to his feet and Trinity eye gouges him and then goes for a kick below the belt. Nameless instead grabs her foot and pulls her down to the mat where he plants an elbow to the gut on Trinity. Nameless then gets to his feet while Trinity tries to catch her breath. Nameless stands over her and looks out to Samara. Adam Lewis shouts at Nameless from ringside and reminds him to keep his eyes on his goal here. Nameless then turns back to Trinity, grabs her by the throat and stands her up. Trinity manages to kick Nameless below the belt and out of sight from referee Bruce Miller. Nameless' hold weakens and she bails out of the ring and to the floor.

Ricky Simms - I don't know if she wants to go out there.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, I am thinking that's a bad move on her part.

Nameless drops and rolls out of the ring and to the floor. He then pursues Trinity. Trinity turns and kicks the knees of Nameless and then slams his head into the guard railing before she rolls herself into the ring. She quickly gets to her feet and waits for Nameless to try and enter the ring as well. He turns and takes a baseball slide that drives him into the guard railing. Again, she quickly returns to the ring and looks alert in there, well aware of what she is up against. The Nameless quickly gets to his feet and starts making his way into the ring. She goes for another baseball slide. Nameless manages to grab her feet and then swings her right from the ring and into the steel guard railing. Trinity crumples like a rag doll and Nameless stands over her while Bruce Miller starts counting them both out. Nameless picks Trinity up and slides her into the ring before rolling himself in as well. He then stands and starts to boot choke her. He releases that and then stands her up, a hand around her throat. He picks her up and delivers the choke slam.

Ricky Simms - That will do it.

Henry Lesher - I really hate agreeing with you.

The Nameless goes for the pin and we see Adam Lewis counting it off in the background. 1...2... Trinity gets a foot on the bottom rope. Nameless then grabs her around the throat, stands her up, picks her up and gives her another choke slam, this one converted into a power bomb finish before he again goes for the pin. 1...2... Trinity rolls a shoulder out. Nameless pauses for a moment before he stands her up. He whips her into the corner buckle and then charges in for a shoulder block, but Trinity somehow avoids that and side steps it. She then whips Nameless into the opposite corner and goes for a monkey flip which proves to be the wrong idea as he tosses her to the mat and then Nameless moves faster than normal in picking Trinity up and giving her the Reaperdemption before going for the pin. 1...2...3! The Nameless wins and becomes the CWA Alpha champion!

Ricky Simms - Trinity almost pulled this one off against the much larger Nameless tonight.

Henry Lesher - That's the best I have seen anyone do against him fighting at such a weight disadvantage.

Nameless rolls out of the ring where referee Bruce Miller hands Nameless the new CWA title belt. Nameless places it over his shoulder and is walked towards the back by Adam Lewis and Emily Blackstone. We then see Dante in the crowd shaking his head at what he is seeing. Inside the ring, Trinity is checked on by referee Bruce Miller.

Ricky Simms - Trinity showed what she could do in there tonight. She has nothing to be ashamed of.

Henry Lesher - I wonder who could stop the Nameless now that he has a title again. I don't see anyone stopping him for a very long time.

Ricky Simms - Well, that's it for us folks. Don't forget the double pay per view next weekend!

We fade to black on Nameless with the CWA strap over his shoulder and hear the crowd booing him as much as they did when he held the AW title.