May 7th, 2006

The city of Houston is alive tonight as we get set for the latest edition of Insurgence. We cut to the ring, which we see is filled with a bed, a guitar on it’s stand and an assortment of plush toys, essentially dressed up to look like an extremely effeminate bedroom as "Surfing With The Alien" plays and Hoshi Yakamoto comes out dressed in a white sleeveless shirt and mini skirt. Tanja walks out behind Hoshi, her Women’s Title across her shoulder. She ducks between the second and bottom ropes before standing back up and flashing a million dollar smile for the crowd.

Henry Lesher – Kill me.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Hey y’all here in Houston, Texas!

The crowd cheer as Hoshi smiles.

Drunk male fan – Marry me Hoshi!

Hoshi just giggles and sits on the bed kicking off her high heels.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Now, let’s get down to business. In a few weeks we will have a slight change here in AW. AW shall not be run by Vesuvius, Noah Skanes, Shannon Skanes or whoever else runs this place, no. It will be run for one night, by one man. A man who has befriended me, since I first came into the GWO a year ago now. A man who I nearly won the tag titles with. A man who I had a feud with. A feud spanning six months and three federations. A feud that arguably defined 2005. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my mentor, my friend, my…brother to another mother…Tommy Purr!

"Walk Idiot Walk" by The Hives begins to play as Tommy Purr struts out in smart business attire flashing a smile to everyone in the audience.

Henry Lesher – No! Why would he do this!?

Ricky Simms – To help out a friend?

Henry Lesher - *gasp* How dare you insinuate that Tommy is associated with that common harlot!

Tommy climbs into the ring and hugs Hoshi before posing some more. He finally grabs a microphone and begins to talk.

Tommy Purr – Good evening Houston!

Henry Lesher – Aww, how could I stay mad at him?

Ricky Simms – You’re so sad.

Henry Lesher – So’s being a middle-aged man still living with his mother. What’s your point?

Hoshi Yakamoto – Welcome Tommy. Now, truth be told, I’m a little worried that something’s going to go awry considering what happened last time one of us was a guest on the other’s talk show.

Tommy Purr – That’s ancient history.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Right. So you’re plans for BWTO?

Tommy Purr – Yes, well…you guys will be pleased to know that Hoshi will be facing Bombshell in a pillow fight, a bra and panties match, an evening gown match or my own Purrfect Choice match!

The crowd cheers wildly. But, the cheers quickly turn to boos as "I Am The Body Beautiful" by Salt N’ Pepa begins and Bombshell walks out. She is wearing a Bombshell t-shirt, but is also wearing a long wedding dress and a veil ahead of her big match tonight. Grabbing a microphone, Bombshell starts to laugh.

Bombshell – Oh this is soooooooooooooooo sweet. Hoshi, Tommy and Tanja.

Tommy Purr – Yvonne why don’t you just keep getting ready for your match?

Bombshell – Oh no Tommy. I’m having way too much fun.

Bombshell walks into the ring as Hoshi walk up to Bombshell.

Hoshi Yakamoto - *softly* Yvonne…

Bombshell - Shut it Yoko Ono!

Hoshi backs off as Bombshell continues.

Bombshell – You make me so sick! You come out here, with your blotchy skin, your soiled ring attire, your greasy hair. How can anyone find you attractive? I mean look at last year’s Playboy.

On the screen we see an image of Hoshi on the front cover of Playboy. Her back turned to the camera with her head looking back at the camera and a happy grin on her face, wearing a Playboy bunny outfit (complete with ears) with the title “The Sweetheart of AW Gets Physical.”

Bombshell – Yuck! Hoshi, kid…you’re barely out of kindergarten you giggle and smile and act like your oh-so good buddy Toxic Titty. I mean look at you, one moment you’re all happy and joyful, the next you’re all crying and moaning. What’sa matter? *Baby-talk* Did da widdle chair give Hoshi-woshi a big boo-boo?

Tanja Michaels – Hey! Back off!

Bombshell turns to look at Tanja and crouches so she can look her eye-to-eye.

Bombshell – Back off? Well, I must say I’m disappointed. The future of the AW, and this is all I have to look forward to? Or, maybe you’ll just give up at the first hurdle, like Hoshi here.

Hoshi Yakamoto – Oh, that is it! Yvonne, you can insult my looks, my ability, my intelligence, but don’t ever doubt my love for this business! I am from a wealthy family. I could have spent my whole life, doing nothing. I don’t need a career! But the reason why I do this is my love for this! If people said they weren’t gonna pay me for it, I’d continue, no question about it. I’m richer than all the Skanses combined! I could buy out Vesuvius in an instant! And if I do, that’s your contract gone! So, what would you do?

Bombshell – You wanna know what I’d do? I’d take one of my stilettos and jam them down your throat, if you were worth it!

Bombshell walks over to Tanja and looks her in the eyes.

Bombshell – And at bITCHSLAP!, you will learn not to meddle with things that you don’t deserve!

Bombshell then kicks Tanja in the arm. As Tanja falls to the mat Bombshell grabs Tanja’s title and leaves. Bombshell then looks at the title disgusted, looking over the scratches, and her own name scribbled out and with Tanja’s name above both with permanent marker. Tommy shouts obscenities at Bombshell as Hoshi tends to her cousin, who’s in tears due to the physical pain and the theft of her title.

Henry Lesher – Bombshell hurt Tanja, but she also hurt Tommy. So many conflicting emotions…

Ricky Simms – Doc? Uh, we’ll be right back.

Backstage we see Shannon Skanes entering the arena and the crowd cheers when they see him on the big screen. He is headed off by Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - Shannon, tonight the lists will be released as to who has been drafted where.

Shannon Skanes - Yes, and it's been a nightmare.

Ray Dees - How do you mean?

Shannon Skanes - Vesuvius brought in a lawyer that had them draft people who weren't even here and then I started doing the same. We drafted people from the old CWA as a reserve kind of thing.

Ray Dees - Why would you do that?

Shannon Skanes - I guess we were looking to outdo each other and sign someone shocking to our groups.

Ray Dees - How do you feel about the CWA title tournament this week?

Shannon Skanes - It will be the best tournament any company has ever had.

Ray Dees - Best of luck to you tonight.

Shannon Skanes - Yeah, sure thing Ray.

Shannon walks away and we head to the ring.

Krayne vs. Mordecai Darius

"Vinegar Stroke" by Sunk Loto plays as Steffen Krayne starts towards the ring, the crowd giving him a warm reception this week. He high fives fans along the way and then stops at ringside to look up and looks around once before he pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring. He then leans back against the ropes and waits while his music fades out and then we hear "Saint" by Marilyn Manson and Mordecai Darius starts making his way towards the ring. He gets the opposite reaction from the crowd and then makes his way to ringside where he stands for a moment, looking up into the ring at Steffen Krayne. He shakes his head and grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kosmic Kitty.

Mordecai Darius - Krayne, I am the next CWA champion. That's how it is meant to be. I own all I see as God has granted it to me. I shall make short work of you.

Darius tosses the microphone back to Kitty and then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. Referee Jow Davidson calls for the bell and Krayne attacks Darius with a series of knee lifts to the gut and then gives him a tilt a whirl backbreaker before he then stands Darius up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a round house kick to the chest that sends him back down to the mat.

Ricky Simms - I don't think this match is going as Darius planned it.

Henry Lesher - He appears to need a new strategy here.

Darius gets to his feet only to take a running clothesline from Krayne that sends him back down to the mat. Krayne then stands Darius up, sets for and delivers a snap reverse suplex to the mat. Krayne then gets to his feet and looks out towards the crowd who are cheering him on.

Ricky Simms - Darius had better get the offence going or this will be over quick here.

Henry Lesher - If God really were on his side, this is where he would step in.

Krayne stands Darius up, sets him for a Rock Bottom and then lands it, ending with an arm lock and Joe Davidson checking for a submission. Darius fights to reach the ropes with his feet, but he's too far away and he gives up. Referee Joe Davidson calls for the bell and Krayne releases Darius, quickly getting to his feet and celebrating moving on to the next round.

Ricky Simms - That's Off the Hook and Krayne looks dangerous heading into the second round of this thing.

Henry Lesher - Darius looks about as impressive as Pyro on a bender tonight.

Cameras cut backstage and we see AW interviewer, Ray Dees.

Ray Dees - OK folks, joining me now is AW superstar Geraldo.

The camera pans back and we now see Geraldo standing next to Ray.

Ray Dees - Alright Geraldo, I got a question for you. A question that has been on my mind for days now and I'm sure a question that everyone at home wants to know. How do you plan on......

Then seemingly out of nowhere an arm comes into the picture and someone's hand is put over Randy's microphone. The camera then pans back and we see Bullrush standing next to Randy Dees.

Bullrush - This interview is over.

Ray Dees - Like Hell it is, I was just getting started.

Bull grabs Ray by his shirt and pushes him back against a wall behind him.

Bullrush - Don't make me say it again.

Bull then looks behind him and Trinity Holmes walks into the picture. She smiles at Bullrush and walks right past Ray Dees and right up to Geraldo.

Gerard raises an eyebrow as the two of them come up.

Gerard Angelo - Can I help you? If your looking for the arena seats you made a wrong turn, chicky.

Trinity looks Angelo up and down and gives him an arrogant smirk.

Trinity Holmes - Oh no I didn’t make a wrong turn, I know exactly where I am and who I am talking to. Let me ask you though Gerard, do you have a problem with me?

Gerry's own famous cocky smirk spreads across his face.

Gerard Angelo - And who are you exactly?

Trinity laughs at him coyly and lowers then cocks her head to the side, looking up at him.

Trinity Holmes - Oh don’t play stupid now Gerard, it doesn’t become you. Especially with the nice things you had to say about me this week. Are you perhaps a bit jealous? Jealous that this bitch is The Infamous Bitch and that doesn’t sit well with you so you had to resort to petty name calling.

Gerard raises a hand up to his chin and holds it as in deep thought.

Gerard Angelo - Hmm, said things about you this week? Well I said a lot of things about some ladies this week. Hmm, you couldn't be Kelly. I don't smell semen on your breath. Hmm, you couldn't be Xandra, as Simon isn't following you to make sure someone's breath doesn't bother you. Kitty? No, you actually have some dude watching over you? You couldn't be Myst, her hooters are bigger. So you must be that Trinity chick. I thought you did good beside Keanu in the Matrix

Bullrush - Cut the shit Angelo. You know what you said and now I suggest you explain yourself and quick like.

Trinity places a hand on Bullrush and he steps back. Then Gerard raises his hands up mockingly.

Gerard Angelo - Ooh, I'm shaking in my wrestling boots. Really, I'm so scared that I’m biting my finger nails. See?

Ger bites one off and spits it toward Bullrush, just missing him. Bullrush then takes a couple steps toward Gerard.

Trinity Holmes - Now, now Bull lets not get to carried away here it seems our little bright boy wants to play games. I like games and if he wants to play we can play besides he is doing nothing here. Are you Gerard? You’re not scaring either of us and we are obviously are not scaring you.

Gerard crosses his arm and leans against the wall.

Gerard Angelo - I was slated for an interview but since you Mork and Mindy shits decided to crash it, no.

Bull looks around the room and then looks back at Gerard.

Bullrush - I know you think you are funny and on a good night you might be, but we aren't here to play games. This doesn't have to be settled now, but know this funny man. It will be dealt with, one way or another.

Trinity shakes her head and smiles.

Trinity Holmes - Hey all I wanted was an answer to my question which he is obviously not intelligent enough to give to me. Or perhaps he is.... Now once again Gerard. Or do I need to say it slowly for you? What... is ... your... problem... with... me?

Gerard Angelo - Problem? you have to ask? It's the fact you walk into MY federation and act you own the place on your first night, screwing up matches. You even got to our tail weak owner and even got the world title name changed to something slightly less then grand. You don’t walk into my home, raid the fridge, and put your feet on the coffee table, with out some feelings being expressed. What’s the matter though? little girl can't take the heat of the spot light?

Gerard turns to Bullrush.

Gerard Angelo - And if you ever speak like that to me again I will bust you up.

Bull laughs at Gerard's threat and Trinity looks at Gerard evilly and laughs too.

Trinity Holmes - Poor little boy is jealous of what I got accomplished in one day that he couldn't do in however long he has been here. Baby need a bottle perhaps? I could get someone to change your diaper for you. Until then this isn't YOU'RE federation, YOU'RE name isn't on it! I am here and I am willing to shake things up whether you like it or not!

Trinity and Bullrush turn and walk away from Gerard leaving him standing there

Gerard still smirks as they walk away and calls out to Bull.

Gerard Angelo - At least I don’t look like a circumcised wang.

As the scene cuts out we see Gerard grin and Trinity and Bull walk off as Bullrush extends his middle finger.

Simon vs. Scavenger

"Passive" by A Perfect Circle starts to play as Simon starts towards the ring, Xandra leading the way. The crowd gives Simon the usual negative response and he pays it no attention as usual. He quickly makes his way to ringside and then jumps up onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring where he then awaits his opponent, his music fading out. "The Pot" by Tool starts to play and Scavenger comes out to the opposite reaction Simon just received. Scavenger is walked towards the ring by Tough Eagle and his two bodyguards tonight. All three are decked out in three piece suits and take their place near the corner next to the aisle while Scavenger makes his way up the ring steps and then starts arguing with Simon from there.

Ricky Simms - This match has been in the making for awhile and tonight thid feud is set to explode.

Henry Lesher - I just want to say Simon belongs in the CWA tournament and I find it a joke that he isn't. That is all.

Simon takes a swing at Scavenger. Scavenger shoulder blocks Simon through the ropes and then slingshots his throat off the top rope, sending him falling to the mat. Scavenger steps into the ring and referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to make this fight official. Scavenger stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and clotheslines him down to the mat and then gives him a knee to the forehead before going for the early pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Simon. Scavenger stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut and then gives him a face buster to the mat and again goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon.

Ricky Simms - Scavenger is trying his best to do away with Simon quickly here.

Henry Lesher - He's not man enough to take Simon down. He really isn't.

Scavenger stands Simon up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Simon ducks it and then Simon gives Scavenger a drop toe hold into a front face lock. Simon holds Scavenger down on the mat while the referee checks for a choke here. Scavenger starts fighting his way back to his feet. Simon then releases the hold, stands Scavenger up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a knee to the gut followed by a bulldog to the center of the ring. Simon then rolls Scavenger over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Simon then standa Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and Scavenger ducks a clothesline and then gives Simon a knee to the back and then gives him a DDT to the mat. Scavenger goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Simon.

Ricky Simms - There's no shortage of pin attempts in this one.

Henry Lesher - Yes, they are attempts and thus count for nothing.

Scavenger stands Simon up, whips him into the corner and charges in for a shoulder block only to find no one home as Simon side steps it, then picks Scavenger up and gives him the 7th Sign to the mat where he again goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Simon grabs the win this week over Scavenger!

Ricky Simms - Simon with the win this week and I must admit, he looked impressive in there.

Henry Lesher - Of course he did.

Simon starts making his way backstage while the crowd boos the result and Eagle stands, shaking his head, the body guards taking amongst themselves about what they just witnessed. We then look backstage where Chastity Stills is with Steffen Krayne.

Chastity Stills - Krayne, tonight you moved on to round two in convincing fashion.

Krayne - You know why? Darius is nothing and has never been anything. Maybe next week I will face an actual opponent. Maybe AW will start throwing me actual challenges.

Chastity Stills - You sound confident.

Krayne - That's because I know what I can do. Sure, last week I may have come up short against Nameless, but I learned and he'll never pin me again.

Chastity Stills - Do you care who you face in the second round?

Krayne - No, my goal is to become the CWA champion. That's exactly what I am going to do.

Chastity Stills - Best of luck to you.

Krayne - Thanks, but I won't be needing it.

He exits the shot and we head back to the ring.

The Nameless vs. Lara Jackson

"Pain Redefined" by Disturbed plays as The Nameless comes out towards the ring, Emily Blackstone leading the way. Lara Jackson then rushes out from the back with a chair in hand and smashes Nameless across the back with it and then uses it to take the feet out from under him. Lara then stands with the chair raised and looks to Emily Blackstone. Behind Lara, Nameless sits up and then gets to his feet.

Ricky Simms - Those chair shots have barely had an effect.

Henry Lesher - Lara might want to get herself a mace or some sort of firearm if she wants to keep him down.

Lara wields the chair as if to strike Emily, but Nameless pulls it from her grasp and throws it aside. Nameless then head butts Lara to the floor and then grabs her around the throat and pulls her to her feet. Nameless choke slams Lara to the floor and then pulls her by the hair to ringside. Nameless picks her up and drops her into the ring through the middle and bottom rope. Nameless then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps over the top rope into the ring. He looks over at referee Casey Braun and she quickly calls for the bell to make the match official.

Ricky Simms - It looks to me as if Nameless wants to send a message here this week.

Henry Lesher - His presence is the message and it causes fear in the dressing room.

Nameless stands Lara up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a big boot to the chin. He then gets to his feet and goes to the ropes. He climbs to the second rope and looks to drop a knee from there only to find no one home as Lara rolls out of the way. Lara then uses the ropes to get to her feet and starts putting the boots to the monster Nameless. Lara then pulls Nameless to his feet, whips him off the ropes and gives him a dropkick that sends him reeling into the ropes. Lara then goes for a monkey flip from there, but Nameless shoves her off and down to the mat and then Nameless gives her a leg drop across the throat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Lara Jackson.

Ricky Simms - Lara is trying her best here to advance to round two of the CWA title tournament.

Henry Lesher - She's overmatched. Everyone knows it. That's why she brought the chair, for all the good it did her.

Nameless stands Lara up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then Nameless knees her in the ribs. Lara gives Nameless a thumb to the eye and then Nameless gives her a series of forearm smashes to the jaw while half blind. He then picks her up and gives her the Reaperdemption before going for the pin. 1...2...3! Nameless moves on to round two with a thunderous win this week.

Ricky Simms - Wow, that's really all I have to say. Nameless impressed the hell out of me there.

Henry Lesher - Where have you been? He's impressed me for ages now.

Backstage we see Noah Skanes in his office. His father enters the room and sighs.

Noah Skanes - To what do I owe the pleasure?

Shannon Skanes - We aren't having the draft on tonight's show.

Noah Skanes - What are we doing then?

Shannon Skanes - Tomorrow night, there will be a webcast of the event. It's just too much information to show tonight.

Noah Skanes - The fans won't be impressed.

Shannon Skanes - Wait till the wrestlers see some of the names we dug up for this thing. It's insane.

Noah Skanes - Did I see my sister in an AW promo this week?

Shannon Skanes - *nods* Hopefully she's ready to be a part of this.

Noah Skanes - We'll take care of her.

Shannon then stands and exits the office without another word said.

Noah Skanes - Guess I'll see ya later Dad.

Kelly Buchanan vs Bombshell

"I Am the Body Beautiful" by Salt N Pepa plays as Bombshell makes her way towards the ring with Gerard Angelo close behind. She adjusts her gown as she reaches ringside and Gerard kisses her on the cheek before holding her hand while she makes her way up the ring steps. She then steps into the ring and waits while her music fades. We then hear "Gold Dust Woman" by Hole and Kathy Smith charges towards the ring with Kelly Buchanan close behind. Gerard Angelo meets Kathy before she can slip into the ring and they start brawling. Kelly slides under the bottom rope into the ring, wearing regular wrestling tights and a T-shirt, instead of playing by the rules here. A confused Joe Davidson calls for the bell to start the match.

Ricky Simms - Carnage here as we try to figure out what's going on with Kelly.

Henry Lesher - If any of us actually care.

Kelly Buchanan whips Bombshell off the ropes and dropkicks her down to the mat. Kelly then climbs the ropes in the corner and then lands a five star frog splash onto the fallen Bombshell while Gerard smashes Kathy's head into the apron on the floor and then gives her a fall away slam. Gerard then slides into the ring and comes face to face with Kelly. Kelly has a few words for Gerard and then slaps him across the face. Bombshell then rolls Kelly up for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Kelly. Gerard then starts tearing the cover off of one of the turnbuckles. Bombshell stands Kelly up, whips her off the ropes and Kelly ducks a clothesline and then gives Bombshell a super kick before then doing the same to Gerard and sending him through the ropes and to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Kelly has come unglued here tonight.

Henry Lesher - I think she's quit Anarchy as a group.

Ricky Simms - That's my guess, too.

Kelly then looks out to the cheering crowd and a smile crosses her face. She then turns back to Bombshell and takes a spear from Bombshell who then gives Kelly a spine buster to the mat and then puts her foot on the ropes during the pin attempt. 1...2...3! Bombshell gets the win. Bombshell then pulls Kelly out of the ring as Gerard sets up a table at ringside. Bombshell places Kelly on the table then while Gerard climbs onto the apron, then makes his way to the top rope. Gerard lands a splash onto Kelly, sending her through the table and to the floor. Gerard and Bombshell then walk arm in arm towards the back.

Ricky Simms - It looks like this friendship is over.

Henry Lesher - There you go, stating the obvious again...

The camera cuts backstage where Mrs. Robinson is seen with Sarah Darling. Catherine has a folder that shows some of Tommy Purr's cover shots for "Playgirl Magazine." Sarah comments on some of them and smiles as Reverend Mordecai Darius walks by. The Reverend catches a glimpse of what they Divas are looking at and his face looks stern and cold.

Mordecai Darius - To think, as a stepmother ... you ... CONDONE of your deviant stepson's behavior.

Mrs. Robinson - *Offended* I beg your pardon?

Mordecai Darius - You heard me ... I find it disgusting that not only do you allow your stepson to lead a life of eternal damnation, you also allow him to bare his body for the public, all for monetary gain.

Sarah Darling - Look, Rev, I, like, know that you're a Holy Roller and all and you and Jesus are like ... tight ... but it's not your place to cast judgment on Tommy or his personal business. Or something ...

Reverend Darius - Speaking to two of his leading harlots is not going to do myself any good ... nor will it save Thomas Purr. That boy needs guidance ... and he needs to be saved.

Mrs. Robinson - You will stay away from my stepson or so help me God ...

Reverend Darius - GOD is NOT on YOUR side, Catherine ... I have the divine spirit guiding me. The misfortune Tommy has been dealt ... Daniel's beating, Tommy's losing streak and miserable life ... it's all as a result of his sins and his decision in life. He is being punished. It looks as if I'll have to help save his soul ... because it's obvious to me that those who claim to care about him refuse to help him rise above his sinful lifestyle. God bless.

Darius walks off leaving a confused Sarah and a disgruntled Catherine in his wake.

Moose vs D.I.C.K.

"I Feel Alright" by Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers play and we expect Moose to make his way towards the ring, but he's not alone as he comes out already brawling with Dwayne Kingston. Moose and Kingston exchange rights and lefts while the crowd cheers them both on. Kingston then whips Moose into the guard railing and then clotheslines him right over it and into the front row. Kingston then makes his way to ringside with Cecil UN Tanner now starting towards the ring behind him. Moose gets to his feet and shakes off the effects of this attack and then steps over the railing as Kingston rolls himself into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Some psychological games before this match has really got started here.

Henry Lesher - Well, Kingston is far smarter than Moose.

Ricky Simms - That remains to be seen.

Moose pulls himself onto the apron and then steps into the ring where Kingston greets him with a series of knee lifts, then whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him to the mat. Kingston then stands next to the ropes and poses while the following fact scrolls along the bottoms of the screen. "Another DICK fact: DICK doesn't go places. Places come to DICK." Kingston then turns and gets into another fist fight with Moose. Moose eye gouges Kingston, then whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a hip toss back to the middle of the ring where he applies a sleeper hold on Kingston. Referee Shawna Miller checks for a submission, but Kingston refuses to submit.

Henry Lesher - A regular hold is nothing for Kingston.

Ricky Simms - Oh please, the man is human.

Henry Lesher - No, he's the equivalent of a God compared to pro wrestlers. AW doesn't employ him. He employs AW.

Kingston fights to get to his feet. He then backs Moose into the corner buckle and then gives Moose a snap mare to the mat. He then applies a grape vine submission hold on Moose. Now, it's Moose refusing to submit while Kingston struggles to strengthen the hold. Tanner applauds at ringside and tells the camera this is how a God wrestles. Moose manages to snag the bottom rope with his foot and that forces the break of the hold. Kingston then stands Moose up, whips him off the ropes and misses with a clothesline as Moose ducks it and then gives Kingston a reverse neck breaker to the mat. Moose then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kingston.

Henry Lesher - In order to pin Kingston, he might want to ask God for help. The problem is, he's already fighting God.

Ricky Simms - Do you get paid for these remarks?

Moose stands Kingston up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a knee to the gut and then gives him a power bomb to the mat and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kingston. Moose shakes his head as he stands Kingston up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Moose then goes to the nearest corner and climbs to the second rope, then gives Kingston a double axe handle smash across the back. Cecil Tanner then jumps onto the apron. Referee Shawna Miler then goes over to get him down off of there. Kingston draws brass knuckles from his tights and then gives Moose a shot to the jaw with them. We then see Parker Davis, chair in hand, slide into the ring. He gives Kingston a shot to the head with the chair and then slides out of the ring while a shocked Tanner jumps down and starts arguing with Parker. Moose is almost out cold, but manages to drape an arm across the chest of Kingston. 1...2...3! Moose wins and moves on to round two.

Henry Lesher - That must have been a lead chair.

Ricky Simms - Sure it was. Well, it looks like Parker was getting revenge for his partner's loss at Backdraft here.

Moose rolls out of the ring and sees Parker arguing with Tanner. Moose then grabs them both and slams their heads together before he starts for the back. Moose raises one fist in the air as he makes his way backstage. We then switch to another area of the building where Phil Castle is seen when Wren SilverPhoenix enters the picture.

Phil Castle - You're late. Your match with Diego's off. This leaves the tournament really screwed up now.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Look, I just want a match with Trinity Holmes.

Phil Castle - She's a popular girl. Gerard already wants a shot at her.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Next week I face Max right.

Phil Castle - Yes and that's set in stone.

Wren SilverPhoenix - And he's against Trinity.

Phil Castle - Yeah, you seem to grasp this well enough.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Then maybe it's time I help someone, do someone a favor and then they can repay me for it later.

Phil Castle - Then go do that. I have important..... walking to do.

Wren takes off and Phil shakes his head as he rounds the next corner.

Sal Clemenzo vs. Maybon

"Halls of Fear" by Nino Rota plays as Big Guido and Serena Marcelli are seen walking Sal Clemenzo towards the ring. Sal gets a loud ovation from the crowd and stops at ringside and takes in the atmosphere for a few moments before Sal then pulls himself onto the apron. Sal then steps through the ropes and into the ring while his music starts to fade and Guido stands next to Serena at ringside. We then hear "Creep" by Radiohead and De'Anton Maybon starts to make his way towards the ring. The crowd starts a "Maybon sucks" chant.

Ricky Simms - Maybon is as popular as ever tonight.

Henry Lesher - He is underappreciated in AW. He really is. I mean, Parker's the rightful champ here and Maybon should be at least Superior champ.

Ricky Simms - Speaking of Superior champs, Diego Alvarez is MIA tonight and it's got us all wondering what happens to the tournament from here.

Henry Lesher - Clearly, the answer is to give the title to Dwayne Kingston.

Maybon slides into the ring and Sal starts putting the boots to him as referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell to get action underway. Sal then stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Sal then lands an elbow smash across the chest of Maybon and holds him down for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Sal stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a lariat to the mat. Sal then stands Maybon up, whips him into the corner buckle and then gives him a series of knees to the chest before then giving him a DDT to the mat and rolling him over for the pin attempt. 1...2... kick out by Maybon again. Sal then stands Maybon up and tosses him through the ropes and out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - A very aggressive Sal is here tonight.

Henry Lesher - This is the kind of match we need all the time.

Sal rolls himself out to the floor, then headlocks Maybon and goes for a bulldog to the floor only to have Maybon shove him face first into the steel corner post. Maybon then gives Sal a German suplex to the floor, then rolls himself into the ring to break up the count and then rolls himself back out. Maybon grabs Sal by the hair and slams his face into the steel steps. He then picks Sal up and body slams him to the floor before then climbing onto the apron and landing a leg drop across the throat of Sal Clemenzo from there. Maybon stands Sal up and rolls him into the ring and then rolls himself into the ring. He goes for the pin on Sal. 1...2... Sal rolls a shoulder out.

Ricky Simms - I thought he had him there.

Henry Lesher - Shows what you know then, doesn't it?

Maybon stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a clothesline to the mat. Maybon then goes to the nearest corner and climbs to the top rope. He waits for Sal to stand, goes for the flying body press and instead falls right into a super kick from Sal. Sal then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Sal then stands Maybon up, whips him off the ropes and both men clothesline each other to the mat. Referee Francis Clarke starts counting them both down while the crowd chants the count as well. On the four count, Sal rolls onto Maybon and tries for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Maybon. Sal then slowly gets to his feet. Maybon manages to kip up to his feet and then gives Sal a series of head butts into the nearest corner. Maybon then snap mares Sal to the mat and then gives him an ear ringer. Maybon then kicks Sal in the face and goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Sal Clemenzo.

Ricky Simms - That was close.

Henry Lesher - What does close count for again?

Maybon stands Sal up, whips him off the ropes and again both men clothesline each other to the mat. This time, Maybon kips up to his feet right away. He smiles. Sal then kips up to his feet and gives Maybon a knee to the gut and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Sal then waits until Maybon stands and then gives him a baseball slide to the floor. Sal then grabs the ring steps and picks them up over his head. He appraoches Maybon only to take a kick to the gut from Maybon and then a spear down to the floor while the steps fall to the side. Maybon then straddles the shoulder of Sal and rains down rights and lefts to the face on Sal. Maybon then stands Sal up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post and referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell, counting both men out.

Ricky Simms - It's a double count out here between these two.

Henry Lesher - Well, they can't both be out.

On the big screen, we see a disappointed looking Phil Castle.

Phil Castle - You know, as GM of Insurgence, I must say I have to make some tough calls. Wren and Diego pulled a disappearing act, though Wren's here now a time too late. Now you two get yourselves counted out. Well, you're lucky that I feel generous tonight. You two fought just hard enough to convince me that you both belong in round two. Next week, you guys are in the quarters. Now.... resume beating the hell out of each other.

Maybon and Sal brawl while security rushes out to try and break them up. We then look backstage where there's smoke emerging from one of the dressing rooms. Security rushes in with a fire extinguisher and we see Pyro making his way out with a smile on his face while Shengee Shmelky rushes in for an interview.

Shengee Shmelky - What happened in there?

Pyro - What happens everywhere I go, carnage that others have to clean up.

Shengee Shmelky - Any comments for your opponents tonight?

Pyro - Yeah, I'm not done setting fires. I am about to light up the arena and become the new Xtreme champion.

Pyro then laughs as he continues on his way and Shengee doesn't dare follow any further. He'd extremely flammable.

Max Cameron vs. Trinity Holmes

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC starts to play and Max Cameron starts walking towards the ring, the crowd giving him a rather mixed response which he is used to. He is half way to the ring when Trinity runs out from the back, leaps onto the railing and then executes a flying head scissors on Max that brings him down to the floor. Trinity then puts the boots to Max while the crowd seems mixed in their response again. Trinity grabs a nearby chair, unfolds it and then slams Max's head onto it before folding it around his face. Trinity smiles as she watches Max squirm on the floor, then she pulls him to ringside.

Ricky Simms - This Trinity girl is vicious.

Henry Lesher - Vicious is good.

Trinity stands Max up and whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. We then see Wren SilverPhoenix making her way down the aisle and the crowd gives her a mixed response the same as the others have received tonight. Trinity rolls Max into the ring and then jumps onto the apron and then does a somersault leg drop onto Max as referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to get the match underway. Trinity goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Max and Trinity has a few words for the referee. Trinity then stands Max up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks Max square in the chest, sending him through the ropes and out to the floor. Wren skulks around the ring and reaches the side where Max is trying to gather himself. Trinity then spots her and starts having words with her.

Ricky Simms - Trinity sure is making friends in AW.

Henry Lesher - Who needs friends? We're here for fights.

Max turns and spots Wren and then spears her to the floor. Max then gets to his feet and takes a kick to the face through the ropes from Trinity. Max falls backward into the guard railing while the referee has a few words with Trinity on the art of not getting disqualified. Trinity then reluctantly waits while Max pulls himself into the ring. She makes her way towards him only to have him pull the feet out from under her. Max then gets to his feet and looks down at Trinity while we see Bullrush making his way towards ringside as well.

Ricky Simms - This is turning into a lumberjack match.

Henry Lesher - I hope so.

Max stands Trinity up, whips her off the ropes and backdrops her to the mat. He then spots Bullrush and gives him the finger as a way of thanking him for coming out. Bullrush looks towards the crowd and seems tempted to jump onto the apron. On the other side of the ring, Wren is now on her feet and doesn't appear to be in a better mood than she was before the spear. Max boot chokes Trinity while looking back and forth at Bullrush and then Wren as well. Max releases the boot choke, stands Trinity up and whips her off the ropes before dropkicking her down to the mat. Max then heads to the ropes in the corner and makes his way to the top. He leaps off for a falling head butt onto Trinity only to find no one home as Bullrush grabs one of her feet and pulls her out of the way. Referee Steve Blake has a few words for Bullrush as Wren then slides into the ring and DDTs Max to the mat and then does to same to Trinity before she rolls herself out of the ring. The referee then turns back to see Trinity's arm draped across Max. 1...2... Max rolls a shoulder out. Trinity then starts pulling herself to her feet while we then see Gerard Angelo making his way to ringside.

Ricky Simms - Gerard with no love lost for these two here.

Gerard grabs a chair from a fan in the front row and folds it and then waits. Trinity and Max get to their feet. Trinity eye goyges Max and then goes for the Irish whip. Max reverses it and Gerard takes a wild swing with the chair, narrowly missing the skull of Trinity Holmes. Steve Blake then shouts at Gerard to leave ringside as Bullrush climbs onto the apron and then cracks Max across the back with a two by four he pulled out from under the ring. Trinity then hops to the top rope and poses there once while Wren shakes her head. Trinity then lands the Revelations onto the fallen Max and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Trinity Holmes wins the match, in large part thanks to Bullrush.

Ricky Simms - Gerard tried to hit Trinity, but he cost Max the match.

Henry Lesher - You and your conspiracy theories.

Ricky Simms - I didn't say I had one that time, Doc.

Henry Lesher - Well, good, because there isn't one.

Wren grabs the microphone from ring announcer Kosmic Kitty and rolls herself into the ring.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Max, you're an idiot. You're almost as much of an idiot as Trinity Holmes plays these fans for!

Trinity and Bullrush had been headed for the back, but now they turn and face Wren.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Yeah, that's right. Now I have your attention! See, Gerry just happens to come out here and you just happen to win? Anarchy might be a smart group, but they're as transparent as Shannon Skanes' testicles!

The crowd cheers that comment. Wren shakes her head and continues.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Next week, I face poor broken Max Cameron here while Trinity moves on in a CWA tournament? What the hell does Trinity know about the CWA? You probably think that's the first three letters of the alphabet! I, like others in the back, remember the CWA and the pride we had in that place. You're new and you just see shiny gold! I'll tell you something, Trinity. I'll be dead and buried before I see you win the title I should be winning. Max deserves to be there, too, but he's an idiot. Trinity, you and I will meet soon.

Wren tosses the microphone down and then turns right into a knee to the gut from Max who then gives Wren a Pedigree to the mat. Max then turns to Trinity and starts shouting at her while she waves and smiles at her latest victim. She then heads to the back, arm in arm with Bullrush.

Ricky Simms - The roof just blew off this place with that one.

Henry Lesher - No it didn't. Wren just told the truth.

Backstage we see Simon getting ready to head home when he comes face to face with Rated R.

Simon - Well, if it isn't the luckiest bastard in AW.

Rated R - Handing my compliments, Simon?

Simon - I'll tell you something Ryan. Your streak of luck is impressive. It's like you're being protected.

Rated R - By who? Vesuvius or Noah? They both want me dead.

Simon - Right, sure they do. *smiles* This company shocks me sometimes. I will say this, though. That run of yours is coming to an end.

Rated R - I'm losing my lucky rabbit's foot, am I?

Simon - Next week, I am squaring off in a match I requested from Phil Castle. I gave him a short list of people I feel this company is screwing over. One of them faces me next week and the winner..... *points at title* gets a shot at that belt at whatever the hell Tommy is calling this event.

Rated R - I would hate to beat you again.

Simon - I will not only take your belt, Ryan. I'll end your career.

Rated R - I know you took Scavenger apart tonight. I know you think that makes you special. I guess you have another lesson to learn.

Rated R then walks away while Simon heads out the door and we wonder if that's the last we will see of him tonight.

Rodd Gordon vs. Pyro vs. Parker Davis

"Pride" by Damageplan plays to signal Rodd Gordon's entrance to the action, we see Pyro coming out instead, dragging an already bloodied Rodd Gordon by the leg. We then see Parker Davis rushing out from the back with a crow bar in hand and he drills Pyro across the back of the knees with it, bringing the big man down. Parker then drives the crow bar into the ribs of Pyro. Parker then dumps Rodd Gordon over the guard railing and into the crowd while referee Joe Davidson calls for the bell to start this Xtreme title match.

Ricky Simms - Spartacus is conspicuous by his absence this week.

Henry Lesher - Probably couldn't spell Houston or find it on a map.

Parker stands Pyro up and then runs him head first into the nearest camera, sending the cameraman to the floor as well. Parker then grabs the camera and starts beating Pyro across the back with it while the bloodied Rodd Gordon gets to his feet. Rodd climbs onto the guard railing and then leaps off, giving Parker an elbow right to the small of the spine. Rodd then grabs the camera from Parker's grip and then slams him in the face with it. Rodd tosses the broken camera aside and then turns to Pyro. He grabs an audio cord and wraps it around Pyro's throat and starts choking him with it. Parker slowly gets to his feet before Rodd, looking around in a daze. He then low blows Rodd with his foot and then dumps him over the railing again into the crowd. Parker then pulls Pyro to ringside, blood trickling down his cheek from a cut on his forehead. Parker pulls the mats away from the concrete floor.

Ricky Simms - This is brutal all around here.

Henry Lesher - Thank God for that.

Parker signals to the crowd he is ready to end this, then headlocks Pyro and bulldogs him onto the concrete. He then rolls him over for the pin. 1...2... Pyro rolls a shoulder out. Parker shakes his head and gets to his feet, turns and takes a clothesline from Rodd who is once again flying off of the guard railing. Rodd hooks the leg on Parker. 1...2... kick out by Parker Davis. Rodd stands Parker up and whips him into the steel ring steps, shoulder first. Rodd then turns and starts kicking Pyro in the chest while he gets to his feet. Pyro thumbs Rodd in the eye and then gives him a knee lift to the chest and then rams his head into the steel ring steps. Pyro then dumps Rodd right back into the crowd.

Ricky Simms - That seems to be the theme of this match.

Henry Lesher - It's pretty bad when your opponents think you're a throw away.

Pyro headlocks Parker and then executes a vertical suplex onto the exposed concrete which hurts both men and causes them both to lie on the floor. Pyro slowly pulls himself up from the floor. Parker rolls away as well. Rodd then climbs onto the guard railing for a third time and gives Pyro a missile dropkick to the head that slams his head into the ring apron. Rodd then rolls Pyro into a school boy pin attempt. 1...2... Parker breaks it up with a chair shot to the head on Rodd. Pyro then brings a foot up and catches Parker in the jaw with it. Pyro slowly pulls himself up from the floor. Pyro pulls the chair away from Parker and then slams it over his head. We then see Maybon making his way down the aisle, a chain in his hands. He wraps the chain around the throat of Pyro and starts choking him with it.

Ricky Simms - Of course, the other tag team champion has to come out here.

Henry Lesher - AW has tag teams?

Parker slowly gets to his feet with the aid of the apron. Rodd Gordon then clotheslines him back down and goes for the pin while Pyro brings his foot back and lowl blows Maybon. Rodd goes for the pin. 1...2... Pyro pulls Rodd off of Parker, wraps the chain around his throat, picks him up by it and choke slams him to the floor and then goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Pyro wins the match, becoming the new AW Xtreme champion!

Ricky Simms - This has to be seen as an upset.

Henry Lesher - Pyro holds a title? Damned right I'm upset!

Pyro staggers away from ringside as Maybon and Parker help each other up. The Xtreme title belt is handed to Pyro and he holds it high, the crowd cheering him more now than they did at the outset of the match. Pyro places the belt over his shoulder and heads for the back. He heads through the curtain and takes a spear from a waiting Yakamoto Takashi who then takes the belt off the shoulder of Pyro and places it over his shoulder.

Yakamoto Takashi - You want this? Come get it next Sunday!

Takashi laughs as he then walks off and leaves Pyro in a heap.

Ricky Simms - Takashi showing no courage in attacking Pyro after he won his match and lost a lot of blood in doing so.

Henry Lesher - Since when do people have to attack Pyro? Just push him over!

Backstage we see Myst stretching before her match. Kelly Buchanan and Kathy Smith enter the picture, both of them smiling and Kelly now with freshly dyed blonde hair. Myst looks over at them as she does the splits on the floor.

Myst - What are you two smiling about?

Kelly Buchanan - You're looking at Blonde Ambition.

Myst - Great, you two have a name. I have to get ready for my match.

Kathy Smith - It's next I hear.

Myst - Next? I thought they were giving me the main event.

Kelly Buchanan - They bumped Bullrush and Ryan up because of hype tonight.

Myst - Bullrush? His first match and he bumps me from the main event?!

Myst charges out and Kathy and Kelly look at each other and shrug.

Myst vs Gerard Angelo

"Ink" by Finch plays as Gerard Angelo makes his way out towards the ring. The crowd gives him the usual negative reaction and he shakes his head as he reaches ringside and then steps up onto the apron. Bombshell follows close behind and Gerard rolls into the ring with a microphone in hand.

Gerard Angelo - Okay, here's how this goes. Earlier tonight, my fiancee destroyed Kelly Buchanan. After that, Trinity and Bullrush joined the Anarchy group, though I have my doubts on either of them. I have just been told by Phil Castle backstage that I am the strongest if the Anarchy group, right up there with Simon. Next week, Simon and I will square off and the winner is the number one contender for the AW title. Regardless of how badly I beat Myst tonight, next week I have a chance to be in line for two major titles at once. I am that good. I am a legend in this business.Thing is, I have beaten Myst once for the GWO title and then I beat her again after that. I hate to embarrass her again, but whatever I have to do to prove I am the... Alpha Male of the CWA.

He tosses the microphone down and "A Place For My Head" by Linkin Park starts to play. We then see Myst coming out, shaking her head and with a microphone in her hand as well.

Myst - Gerry, I remember all too well. I remember the man who spent six months on Breakthrough because he wasn't good enough. I remember the months of you trying your best only to find it wasn't good enough. I want you to tell me the fair and square win you have over me. Oh right, you don't have one. A real legend at least has one. I think even Max Cameron has one or two and you, you've got nothing. Tonight, I'll show the wrestling world what a fraud you and your group really are.

Myst throws her microphone aside and rushes into the ring, sliding under the ropes and the bell sounds to get things underway with Casey Braun as the referee tonight between these two. Gerard then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and she ducks a clothesline and then gives Gerard a series of forearm upper cuts that drive him into the corner and then she arm drags him to the middle of the ring before applying a hammer lock while Bombshell slaps the apron at ringside and shouts at Myst from there.

Ricky Simms - There is some history behind this match tonight.

Henry Lesher - Well, Myst has lost a lot to Gerard and that has to prove my theory that she is dramatically overrated.

Gerard battles to the ropes and forces the break. Casey Braun forces Myst off of Gerard and Myst almost throws a punch at the referee and then thinks better of it. Myst knee lifts Gerard in the gut, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges into a raised knee to the chin from Gerard before he then clotheslines her down to the mat. Gerard then picks Myst up and power slams her to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Myst. Gerard slaps the mat and has a few words for Casey Braun on the speed of her count. He then stands Myst up, whips her off the ropes and then dropkicks her down to the mat. Gerard then stands over Myst and smiles while the crowd starts a chant for Myst.

Ricky Simms - Gerry has to stay on Myst here and not let this fast start go to his head.

Henry Lesher - No one has ever accused Gerard Angelo of being smart.

Gerard pulls Myst to her feet by her hair. He then slams her face into the nearby corner buckle and then picks her up by the hair and tosses her across the ring. Gerard tells the camera this is where he beats the Myst. He stands Myst up, whips her into the corner buckle and then slaps her across the face. Myst answers with a thumb to the eye on Gerard and then rakes his eyes along the top rope before giving him a punch to the throat. Myst then head buuts Gerard and follows that up by pulling the feet out from under him and then she applies a sharp shooter on Gerard. He reaches for the ropes as referee Casey Braun checks for a submission. Gerard refuses to submit.

Ricky Simms - Myst really taking over here.

Henry Lesher - Why does Gerry always manage to screw these things up?

Gerard lunges for the ropes and manages to grab the bottom rope and forces the break. Myst quickly retreats to the center of the ring and Gerard gets to his feet and charges for a clothesline. Myst does a back bridge to avoid that and then gives Gerard a back slide into a pin attempt. 1...2...3! Myst gets the win and exits the ring while Gerard slaps the mat and demands a recount. Myst then high fives fans at ringside while Bombshell enters the ring and argues that Myst held the tights.

Ricky Simms - Myst with a huge win here over Gerard.

Henry Lesher - When you consider a win over Gerard huge, your career is over.

As Myst heads for the back, we look backstage and see Shannon Skanes heading for his wife's locker room when Wren SilverPhoenix heads him off.

Shannon Skanes - What the hell is this?

Wren SilverPhoenix - Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Shannon Skanes - Look what the cat coughed up.

Wren SilverPhoenix - I want to lay down a challenge to you.

Shannon Skanes - It wouldn't be the first time you've laid down.

Wren SilverPhoenix - Next week, Max and I are due for a fight. How about a three way dance?

Shannon Skanes - I have a better idea. You and Max beat the hell out of each other and I referee it.

Wren SilverPhoenix - No.

Shannon Skanes - Too late, bitch, it's already signed.

Shannon walks on, turns the corner and comes face to face with his daughter Ashley.

Shannon Skanes - What are you doing here?

Ashley Skanes - I came here to watch Mom win. What were you and Wren talking about?

Shannon Skanes - We have been over this. Come on.

Shannon takes his daughter by the arm and leads her to his office while we head back to the ring.

Bullrush vs Tommy Purr

"Walk Idiot Walk" by The Hives plays as Tommy Purr makes his way towards the ring. Tommy gets a warm reception from the crowd as he wears a CWA T-shirt on his way towards the ring. He is followed closely by Mrs. Robinson and she gets catcalls as she takes her place at ringside. Tommy rolls himself into the ring and quickly gets to his feet. He paces in the middle of the ring as his music fades out and then we hear "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine and Bullrush comes out to a loud chorus of boos from the crowd, Trinity walking him to the ring.

Ricky Simms - This is the most hotly anticipated debut in a long time as this highly touted wrestler makes his debut here tonight.

Henry Lesher - If you say so. I mean, he's on the same team as Simon so that's good and yet he's on the same side as Gerard and that's bad.

Rocky Simms - I don't know that they will be allies per se. I mean, they might have to be at times, but they rubbed each other thew wrong way for sure.

Henry Lesher - Hey, it's been five minutes. You need another conspiracy theory.

Bullrush pulls himself onto the apron and Tommy backs away a few steps. Bullrush steps through the ropes and the bell sounds, referee Steve Blake stepping between them and making sure they are both ready to go. They then lock up. Bullrush breaks that with a shove into the corner on Purr and then gives him a snap mare to the center of the ring. Bullrush then whips Tommy off the ropes and spears him to the mat before going for the early pin. 1...2... kick out by Tommy. Bullrush then stands Tommy up and tosses him through the ropes and out to the floor. As Steve Blake warns Bullrush about these tactics, Trinity then moves in and gives Tommy a spiked heel right between the ribs. She then backs off as Tommy pulls himself to his feet and then rolls himself back into the ring.

Ricky Simms - It would appear that Tommy is fighting a handicap match tonight.

Henry Lesher - It doesn't matter. He'll destroy them both.

Bullrush stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then lowers his head for a backdrop. Tommy stops and knees Bullrush in the face and then gives him a side Russian leg sweep to the mat. Tommy then goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Bullrush. Bullrush then is pulled to his feet by Tommy who whips Bullrush into the corner. Tommy then gives Bullrush a series of shoulder blocks and then gives him a gut wrench suplex to the mat before again going for the pin. 1...2... another kick out by Bullrush.

Ricky Simms - Tommy is trying really hard to get the quick win here.

Henry Lesher - He'll be fine. Bullrush isn't man enough to take Tommy down.

Tommy stands Bullrush up, whips him off the ropes and dropkicks him down to the mat. Tommy then goes to the ropes and makes his way to the top. He leaps off for a flying elbow smash only to find no one home as Bullrush rolls out of the way. Bullrush then quickly gets to his feet and then whips Tommy through the ropes to the floor. Referee Steve Blake has a few words for Bullrush and Trinity takes off one of her spiked heels and drills Tommy between the eyes with it. Trinity then knees Tommy below the belt and then rolls him back into the ring.

Ricky Simms - Trinity isn't one for making friends.

Henry Lesher - This is tearing me apart. Do I love these tactics or Tommy more?

Bullrush stands Tommy up, whips him into thje corner buckle and then gives him a sidewalk slam to the mat. He then stands Tommy up, whips him into referee Steve Blake and then gives him a German suplex to the mat as Trinity rolls herself into the ring. She climbs the ropes in the corner while Bullrush holds Tommy up. Mr's Robinson rolls herself into the ring and takes a flying clotheslines to the mat from Trinity. Bullrush then dumps Tommy onto the top rope, Tommy's throat getting caught on it before flinging him down to the mat. Trinity then lands a rolling thunder onto Tommy before she rolls out of the ring. Bullrush then stands Tommy up, knees him in the ribs and then delivers the Swinging Stampede before going for the pin. A groggy Steve Blake counts it. 1....2......3! Bullrush moves on to round two!

Ricky Simms - Tommy was fighting two people during that whole match. He won't be impressed with this at all.

Henry Lesher - He fought valiantly, but I may have a new hero in this Bullrush person.

As Bullrush walks away from the ring with Trinity on his arm, we look backstage and find Simon coming back into the building where Crystal Braun heads him off.

Crystal Braun - Why are you coming back?

Simon - How the hell did you know I was coming in?

Crystal Braun - I was hoping. I haven't been on the air all night.

Simon - Look, I have something to do.

Crystal Braun - It's no secret you've been upset with the state of the AW title recently and now you're here right before Rated R's match.

Simon - Yeah, I have heard enough.

Simon shoves Crystal down and she slumps against the wall while Xandra is seen in the background smiling. Simon charges on as we head back to the ring.

Rated R vs. Daniel McCoy

"Delilah" by Mindset plays and Daniel McCoy starts making his way to the ring. The crowd gives him a warm reception as he high fives fans along his way to the ring. McCoy tells the camera that this match is for his friend Tommy Purr. He then pulls himself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. He then waits while his music fades and the we hear "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace and Rated R comes out to the loudest ovation of the night. Rated R pauses at the entrance to take it in and then makes his way down the aisle towards the ring.

Ricky Simms - Ryan is as popular as ever.

Henry Lesher - These fans are sheep. They have no clue what they are cheering for.

Rated R makes his way up the ring steps and then steps into the ring after handing his title belt off to the time keeper. The bell sounds and Rated R shakes hands with Daniel McCoy. They then lock up. Rated R pushes McCoy into the ropes and then slowly backs off when referee Francis Clarke demands it. McCoy nods his head and locks up with Rated R again. This time, McCoy pushes Rated R into the ropes and then McCoy slowly backs off. The nod and move in for another lock up, but Rated R ducks and then gives McCoy a face buster to the mat and then tries to lock in an STF only to have McCoy grab the bottom rope and then pull himself out of the ring and down to the floor.

Ricky Simms - McCoy wrestling smart here tonight.

Henry Lesher - If he was smart, he wouldn't have shown up.

Rated R waits in the center of the ring while McCoy paces on the floor. McCoy then grabs the ropes and pulls himself onto the apron where Rated R greets him with a knee to the gut and then pulls him into the ring, headlocks him and then gives him a bulldog to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Daniel McCoy. Rated R stands Daniel McCoy up, whips him off the ropes and then backdrops him to the mat. Rated R then goes to the ropes, makes his way to the second rope and waits for McCoy to get to his feet before giving him a clothesline from there and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Daniel McCoy.

Ricky Simms - McCoy showing he's a game competitor here tonight.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, he just isn't smart enough to figure out he's clueless.

Rated R stands Daniel McCoy up and then we see Simon coming out from the backstage area. The crowd boos him loudly as he makes his way down the aisle. Inside the ring, Rated R whips McCoy off the ropes. McCoy ducks a clothesline and then McCoy gives Rated R a knee to the ribs followed by a DDT and then goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rated R. McCoy then stands Rated R up, whips him into the corner buckle and then charges in for a series of shoulder blocks while Simon takes his place at ringside. Daniel McCoy gives Rated R an inverted atomic drop and then pulls him down to the mat where he applies a figure four leg lock. The crowd is torn on who they are cheering for.

Ricky Simms - McCoy now in control here over the AW champion. It's not a title match, but if Daniel can win this, his career takes a huge step forward.

Henry Lesher - If McCoy wins this, Rated R should vacate the title and retire.

Rated R reaches for the ropes as referee Francis Clarke checks for a submission to no avail. Rated R lunges for the ropes again and manages to snag the bottom rope, forcing the break. Daniel McCoy releases, gets to his feet and spots Simon at ringside. He tells Simon to get out and starts shouting at the referee to get him out of there. Rated R uses the ropes to get to his feet, waits for Daniel McCoy to turn around and then gives him a series of knife edge chops, then a knee in the gut before picking him up and giving him the Restricted. He goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Rated R wins over a distracted Daniel McCoy. Simon then wastes no time in entering the ring and starting to brawl with Rated R.

Ricky Simms - Simon waits for his chance and punces after a hard fought win by Ryan here. Of course, Simon being here shortened the match and who knwos what McCoy might have done if given the chance tonight?

Henry Lesher - Thank you, Simon. The sportsmanship was painful to watch.

Security rushes into the ring and tries to pry Simon and Rated R apart. They claw and punch at each other and then take shots at security while the crowd cheers on the violence.

Ricky Simms - That's it for tonight fans. Tune in next week for another edition of Insurgence!

Henry Lesher - One week closer to Simon becoming the first real champion AW has had.

We fade out on a shot of Rated R being pinned in one corner by security and Simon being pinned against the other.