Sunstroke, July 20th, 2008

It's a capacity crowd as we get set for the hottest event of the summer to begin. We hear "This Is What" by Emigrate as we see images of Tommy Purr, Hoshi Yakamoto, Eli Ryder, Bombshell, Kira Yakamoto, Jack Spade, Scavenger, Malk, Frank Merritt, Max Cameron and Business Inc. before we head to ringside where Henry Lesher and Ricky Simms are all set to call tonight's action.

Ricky Simms - The cell hangs above the ring for tonight's huge finale to an incredible feud.

Henry Lesher - This simply cannot be the end of it. Merritt and Max have proven that you don't need gold to make a great feud, just hatred.

NADP vs. Business Inc.

"Just Another Victim" by Cypress Hill plays as NADP emerges onto the stage and they hear loud cheers from the crowd. Dex leads the way while Rex has a Canadian flag over his shoulder. The high five fans at ringside and Dex pauses to salute a Canadian flag being waved by one young fan. Dex then pulls himself onto the apron before stepping into the ring while Rex sits the flag at ringside and then he pulls himself onto the apron and takes his place in their corner. We then hear "Money" by Pink Floyd and Kannon and Mr. Rivers make their way onto the stage and then make their way down the ramp, shaking their heads at their opponents inside the ring. They then exchange a few unkind words with NADP from the floor before they make their way up the ring steps and then stand on the apron, debating over which one should start the match. Dex rolls his eyes and then gives Kannon a dropkick through the ropes that sends him down to the floor and this brings Rivers into the ring, allowing referee Mark Davis to call for the bell.

Ricky Simms - The winners of this match are the number one contenders for tag team title gold.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, they get the hell beaten out of them by a real tag team.

Rivers and Dex exchange rights and lefts inside the ring. Dex gives Rivers a knee to the gut and then whips him off the ropes before giving him a short arm clothesline to the mat. Dex then puts the boots to Rivers while Kannon again pulls himself onto the apron, not looking impressed. Dex then drags Rivers by one foot to his corner where he tags in Rex Cooper. Dex and Rex then stand Rivers up, set him up for and deliver a double vertical suplex on him. Dex then leaves the ring while Rex goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Rivers. Rex stands Rivers up and takes a thumb to the eye. Rivers then gives Rex a knee to the gut and then places him in an abdominal stretch. The referee checks for a submission, but Rivers refuses to give up while Kannon is heard screaming from the apron. Rivers then starts to power his way out of the hold while the crowd starts a chant for NADP. Rivers makes a fist with his free hand and punches Rex in the nose three times, allowing him to then break the hold while the referee warns him against the use of a closed fist. Rivers ignores the referee and rolls to his corner and tags in Kannon while Rex charges at their corner. Kannon ducks a clothesline and then picks Rex up and slams him down to the mat. He then comes off the ropes and gives Rex a splash on the mat and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... Rex rolls a shoulder out to prevent the three count.

Ricky Simms - Kannon lands on you, it is usually lights out.

Henry Lesher - You have a little fling with him last night there Rick? How do you know that?

Ricky Simms - Give me a break.

Kannon stands Rex up, whips him into the corner buckle and then lands a series of shoulder blocks on him. Kannon then whips Rex to the opposite corner and charges straight into raised knees from Rex Cooper. Rex then climbs to the second rope and then gives Kannon a bionic elbow from there that sends him down to the mat. Rex then stands Kannon up, whips him into his corner and Dex gives him an eye gouge. Kannon then staggers back to Rex who gives the big man a side Russian leg sweep to the mat where he goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Kannon. Rex then tags in Dex Cooper and the two of them stand Kannon up and then gives him a double DDT to the mat. Dex goes for the pin as Rex exits the ring. 1...2... Kannon gets a foot on the bottom rope. Dex then pulls Kannon to the middle of the ring and again tries for the pin. 1...2... Rivers charges into the ring and pulls Dex off of Kannon and Kannon rolls himself out to the floor.

Ricky Simms - Great action here as Dex Cooper should have had the pin there.

Henry Lesher - Business Inc. are corporate weasels. That's what weasels do. Heenan would be proud.

Dex drops and rolls himself out of the ring to the floor. He walks up behind Kannon, turns him around and takes a head butt from Kannon and then an eye gouge before Kannon then runs him shoulder first into the steel ring steps. Kannon then picks Dex up and slams him to the floor before giving him a splash on the floor. Kannon then stands Dex up and rolls him into the ring before rolling himself into the ring where he tags in Mr. Rivers. Rivers enters the ring and Kannon sppears to set Dex for a Death Valley Driver while Rivers sets to DDT Dex Cooper to the mat. They then level Dex with a Bad Business and Rivers goes for the pin as Kannon fights off a charging Rex Cooper. 1...2...3! Business Inc. gets the win over NADP!

Ricky Simms - In what has to be seen as an upset, Business Inc. gets the win tonight over the former tag team champions.

Henry Lesher - As we actually build a tag team division, you'll see NADP fade away. They are simply terrible.

As Business Inc. celebrates on their way up the ramp towards backstage, we look to the parking lot. We might see one of our wrestlers being hit in the face with a car! Well, not really. A sign proclaims that this parking lot is the home of the CWA Bikini Car Wash and we then see Kathy Smith, Olivia Maine, Lauren Strong, Jen Hawkins and Missy all clad in their bikinis and soaping up the car of one lucky patron. Ray Dees then rushes on for the interview.

Ray Dees - I am so glad you girls chose to wash my car first.

Kathy Smith - It's no problem, Ray.

Ray Dees - On this evening of the hottest CWA event of the year, you girls are inspired.

Kathy Smith - Ray, it's all about making the CWA the biggest and best and we are doing that.

Ray Dees - So.... soapy and.... delicious soapy. I tell you, you girls know self-promotion. This is amazing.

The camera shows the girls washing Ray's car for a few moments before Steve Hawkins steps in and tries to cover the camera lens while taking his wife by the arm.

Steve Hawkins - What the hell is this?

Jen Hawkins - We're promoting the company and ourselves.

Steve Hawkins - You're promoting something all right.

Jen Hawkins - Look, Steve, we are not getting into this here.

Scavenger appears in the background, also taking his wife by the arm.

Lauren Strong - Hands off.

Scavenger - Look, for once I agree with Steve. You're married women. This is for the single girls.

Lauren Strong - Pardon me?

Scavenger - No more bikini stuff. You have a baby at home.

Lauren Strong - I look damned good for a woman with a baby.

Scavenger - The chair is outraged.

Lauren Strong - The chair can be sent to Kirstie Alley's house to die a slow and painful death.

Scavenger - That's uncalled for.

Jen Hawkins - This is insane.

Steve Hawkins - You're right. You should know better. Come along.

Ray Dees - My car!

Scavenger - I have hired some sumos to wash it.

Ray Dees - I hate you Scavenger.

That said, we return to the ring.

Kelly Buchanan vs. Hoshi Yakamoto

"Switch 625" by Def Leppard plays as Hoshi Yakamoto steps out onto the stage and receives the loudest pop of the night thus far. She then runs down the ramp to the ring and slides under the bottom rope onto the canvas before she then jumps to her feet and then climbs to the second rope where she poses for the crowd. She then jumps down and tests the ropes while her music fades and we hear "I Wish I Has An Angel" by Nightwish and Kelly Buchanan comes out to an ovation that is a little less boisterous than the one given to Hoshi. Kelly then makes her way down the ramp to the ring and pulls herself onto the apron and then steps through the ropes into the ring. Referee Casey Braun then calls for the bell to get the match started. Kelly and Hoshi circle one another.

Ricky Simms - This is a big match in the diva ranks.

Henry Lesher - That's sort of like fighting to see who the toughest garbage man is. No one cares.

Kelly and Hoshi lock up. They then push and shove back and forth and end up in the ropes. They exchange positions a few times before the referee demands a break. Kelly backs off and both women then circle one another again. They move in, but this time Kelly gives Hoshi a right hook to the jaw and then pulls her feet out from under her and goes for a figure four leg lock, but Hoshi kicks her away and then uses the ropes to quickly get to her feet. Hoshi then gives Kelly a standing dropkick down to the mat and then Hoshi kips up to her feet and gives Kelly a leg drop to the throat and goes for the quick pin. 1...2... kick out by Kelly. Hoshi then stands Kelly up, whips her off the ropes and Kelly ducks a clothesline and then gives Hoshi a knee to the back and then a reverse DDT to the mat where Kelly goes for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Hoshi.

Ricky Simms - Both women with near falls early here.

Henry Lesher - Near falls, almost winning, these two are masters of it. They just cannot close the deal.

Kelly stands Hoshi up, whips her into the corner buckle and then gives her a monkey flip out of it. Kelly then gets to her feet and outs the boots to Hoshi who rolls herself out to the floor for a breather. Kelly rolls herself out to the floor after Hoshi. Kelly then takes a series of knife edge chops to the chest from Hoshi who then gives Kelly an elbow to the gut and then a knee lift to the face before rolling her into the ring. Hoshi then rolls herself in, stands Kelly up, whips her into the corner and then gives her a hip toss back to the middle of the ring. Hoshi then jumps to the top rope in the corner. She then lands the Perfect 10 on Kelly Buchanan and goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Hoshi Yakamoto gets the win this week.

Ricky Simms - Hoshi takes another step forward, the Aerial champ lining herself up for a chance to become the Diva champ.

Henry Lesher - No one cares. Everyone either went to get food or went to the washroom. These knuckle draggers probably do both at once.

As Hoshi leaves the ring, Vesuvius enters through the crowd and rolls under the bottom rope to get into the ring and he starts laying a beating on Kelly Buchanan. At ringside, Hoshi grabs a chair and she rolls herself under the bottom rope and gets to her feet behind Vesuvius. She then clubs him across the back with a chair. Vesuvius drops to one knee and then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor. He then grabs one of Kelly's feet and tries to pull her out of the ring while Hoshi tries to keep her away from Vesuvius. Vesuvius then takes a vicious clothesline to the floor from Steve Hawkins. Hawkins has a length of rope in his hand and he ties a noose around the neck of Vesuvius and drags him out into the crowd while everyone cheers.

Ricky Simms - Vesuvius is making friends again tonight.

Henry Lesher - He is so focused on Kelly that he forgets everything else.

Ricky Simms - That is true. He even forgets he is retired. He was going to fight Myst tonight, but no one has seen her.

We then look to Shannon's office where Wyatt Gibson and a woman we have not seen before sit with the troubled owner.

Shannon Skanes - That's what we have been seeing on Overdrive and here it is at Sunstroke.

Wyatt Gibson - You can't have a woman beater on the air. It's bad for business.

Shannon Skanes - I know that. My wife was going to fight him, but I found something for her to do.

Wyatt Gibson - Meaning?

Shannon Skanes - Never mind. Jordan, your thoughts?

Jordan - Wyatt is right. You cannot have a woman beater on the air.

Shannon Skanes - And what do we do?

Wyatt and Jordan look at one another.

Wyatt and Jordan - Relic.

Shannon Skanes - Huh?

Wyatt Gibson - Next week, Relic takes out Vesuvius. Kelly will be free of this.

Shannon Skanes - Who is Relic?

Jordan - You'll find out next week.

The new general managers get up and leave the room and we return to the ring for further action.

Scavenger vs. Malk

"Voices" by Rev Theory plays as Malk makes his way onto the stage and receives a mixed response from the crowd. He then quickly makes his way down the ramp towards the ring and then makes his way up the ring steps onto the apron before he steps into the ring. He then looks towards the stage as his music fades and we hear "My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative and Scavenger comes out onto the stage, a chair in hand as he walks next to his still bikini clad wife Lauren. The two are still arguing as Scavenger offers her a trench coat.

Ricky Simms - There appears to be trouble in paradise.

Henry Lesher - The sooner he covers that soccer mom up, the better.

Ricky Simms - I am surprised he is bringing her out here. She could be a distraction.

Henry Lesher - No one cares.

Scavenger asks the chair to keep an eye on her and then hands it to Lauren, asking her to keep an eye on the chair. Lauren rolls her eyes and Scavenger pulls himself onto the apron before he steps through the ropes into the ring and referee Francis Clarke calls for the bell to get the action underway. Scavenger moves in and locks up with Malk and then he shoves Malk into the corner. Scavenger gives Malk a shoulder block and then gives him an arm drag to the middle of the ring where he applies an arm bar. Scavenger then looks to the floor and sees Lauren blowing kisses to fans as cameras flash all around. Scavenger actually releases the hold and rolls himself out to the floor and starts arguing with his wife again.

Ricky Simms - This is what I was afraid would happen.

Henry Lesher - I don't know what the fans are taking pictures of. I guess they never saw a talking dog before.

Scavenger and Lauren continue to argue and Malk gets to his feet inside the ring. He shakes his head when he sees what is going on outside the ring. Scavenger finally turns his attention back to the match, rolling himself under the bottom rope into the ring where he is greeted with an elbow smash to the neck from Malk. Malk then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a backdrop to the mat. Malk then gives Scavenger a knee drop to the forehead and hooks the leg for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Scavenger. Malk then stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a spear to the mat where he again goes for the pin. 1...2... again Scavenger kicks out to stay in the match.

Ricky Simms - Malk could make quick work out of Scavenger after the distraction.

Henry Lesher - That would be no real shock, Rick. The guy sucks.

Malk stands Scavenger up, whips him off the ropes and misses with another shoulder block as Scavenger side steps it and then places Malk in a headlock before giving him a bulldog to the mat. Scavenger then picks Malk up and gives him a power slam to the mat before going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk and Scavenger slaps the mat. He then stands Malk up, whips him off the ropes and gives him a spear to the mat of his own before again going for the pin. 1...2... kick out by Malk. Scavenger shakes his head as he pulls Malk to his feet and then whips him through the ropes and out to the floor. Scavenger then leaps through the ropes, landing a flying cross body on Malk, sending him crashing into the guard railing. Scavenger then quickly gets to his feet and sees a male fan in the front row hitting on Lauren. Scavenger quickly steps in to break that up and has a few unkind words for his wife.

Ricky Simms - He should never have brought her out here dressed like that.

Henry Lesher - He should have left himself backstage while he was at it.

Malk gets to his feet behind Scavenger. Scavenger tells Lauren to leave, then turns and takes a spear into the guard railing from Malk. Malk then stands Scavenger up and rolls him into the ring before he rolls himself in and goes for the pin. 1...2... Scavenger gets a foot on the bottom rope. He then climbs the ropes in the corner and then lands the Malksault onto Scavenger and again goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Malk gets his first win in the CWA over Scavenger at Sunstroke!

Ricky Simms - I was right about the decision made before the match to bring Lauren out here costing Scavenger.

Henry Lesher - Do you want someone to give you a cookie or something?

Ricky Simms - No, just saying.

Henry Lesher - The soccer mom talking dog cost him the match because he is retarded. Get that straight. He talks to a freaking chair!

Malk heads up the ramp while Lauren shakes her head at ringside, the chair under her arm while Scavenger realizes what has happened inside the ring. We then look backstage where Max Cameron is with Joe Davidson.

Joe Davidson - Max, tonight is a big night for you. This match should end the battle between you and Frank Merritt.

Max Cameron - Battle? Battle? You think this is a battle? Joe, you were always a moron, but this is new for you. Frank and I have violated each other's personal space. We have tried to destroy one another. We hate each other. I cannot put it into words to aptly describe it. I plan to make him bleed tonight. I plan to make him feel more pain than he believes is possible. I plan to destroy the monster of the CWA and reduce him to a cowering shell of his former self. I intend to prove one last time to these fans that I am a champion in the CWA.

Joe Davidson - Last time?

Max Cameron - I would love to expand on that, Joe, but the bells are calling me. The bells tell me that now is the time to end this. Now is the time to bring Frank Merritt to the edge of hell and throw him into the lake of sulfur. When I am done with him, I'll show Destiny a proper amount of gratitude for her attack on me. I get the last laugh tonight. Max goes out in a blaze of glory tonight.

Joe Davidson - Goes out? You're leaving?

Max walks away instead of answering that and we return to the ring. A small cage has been affixed to the ceiling of the cell and Destiny is inside of it, screaming and begging to be allowed out. The security members that places her in there check to make certain she cannot get out and then they steps down the ladder they had been on and fold it, sliding it out of the ring and then one security member slides it under the ring while the cell is now completely lowered over the ring.

Max Cameron vs. Frank Merritt

"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC plays as Max Cameron makes his way onto the stage, the crowd cheering him on. He starts to make his way down the ramp towards the cell enclosed ring and a smile crosses his face when he sees Destiny suspended above the ring. He picks up his pace as he continues towards the ring and then steps through the door into the cell. He rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring and begins to taunt Destiny from below. She then spits on him and he nods his head while wiping it away and laughing.

Ricky Simms - Looks like things are going well between them.

Henry Lesher - This is the best match ever. Ruin this and I send you off for medical experiments in a small Asian country you have never heard of.

"Shut Your Mouth" by Pain plays as we again look towards the stage and Max looks for Frank, standing in a three point stance. The cell door is opened for Frank's entrance, but it's not Frank who steps out onto the stage. Instead, Mike Grim, Iggy, Buddha, Mooch, Chris and Paul make their way out onto the stage and they are welcomed with loud boos from the crowd.

Henry Lesher - The Clan came out for this one! This is fantastic!

Ricky Simms - Max is certainly outnumbered, but where is Frank?

From under the rin, Frank emerges with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire in his hand. He rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring, gets to his feet and then clubs Max across the back of the head with the bat while referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to get the action underway.

Henry Lesher - Frank is always one steps ahead of Max!

Ricky Simms - That is true, it would appear.

The members of Frank's clan make their way down the ramp while Frank laughs at the already bloodied Max inside the ring. Frank slaps Max across the face and tells him that no one messes with the monster of the CWA. The Clan members then starts shaking the cell from ringside, cheering on their leader. Frank picks Max up over his shoulder and runs him face first into the corner buckle. Frank then gives Max a running power slam to the mat. Frank then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor and reaches under the ring and pulls out a length of piano wire. Inside the cage, we see Destiny applauding.

Ricky Simms - My God, he could kill Max with that.

Henry Lesher - A man can dream.

Frank slowly makes his way up the ring steps before stepping through the ropes into the ring. Again, he slaps Max across the face and tells him never to mess with a monster. Max responses by jamming Frank in the forehead with the barbed wire baseball bat. Max then hits Frank in the gut with the bat and then gives him a knee to the face before whipping him through the ropes with enough height and velocity that he hits the steel cell wall with his face. Max then rolls himself out to the floor and then rubs the face of Frank Merritt against the steel mesh while the clan members try to distract Max Cameron.

Ricky Simms - This isn't a wrestling match. It is a bloodbath.

Henry Lesher - I am very thankful for that. Shut up before I have to staple your mouth shut.

Max slams Frank's face into the steel ring steps and then slams his head against the corner post of the cell itself. Max then picks up the steel ring steps and starts to drive them into the ribs of Frank Merritt. Max then places the ring steps on the side of the fallen Frank and Max climbs onto the apron and then makes his way to the top rope. Max launches himself off the top and dropkicks the steps down onto Frank while the crowd cheers. Max falls to the floor in pain as the steps had no give against his outstretched legs.

Ricky Simms - They are sacrificing their health in this one.

Henry Lesher - I love Frank, but that was pretty cool of Max.

Max gets to his feet, hobbling around as he pulls the steps off of Frank. He slowly pulls Frank to his feet only to take a jawbreaker from Frank who then gives Max a DDT onto the steel steps. Frank then pulls Max to his feet, both men bleeding badly already. Frank then runs Max into the steel corner post of the ring, drilling his spine into the unforgiving steel. Frank then rolls Max into the ring and then he reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. Frank slides the table into the ring before he rolls himself into the ring and starts setting up the table. Max, grabbing at his back with one hand grabs the baseball bat with the other and then slowly gets to his feet while Frank puts the finishing touches on setting up the table. Frank turns and takes a shot to the face from Max with the baseball bat. Max then whips Frank off the ropes and gives him a backdrop through the table which brings the fans to their feet. Max then takes a swing with the baseball bat towards Destiny, but she is out of reach.

Ricky Simms - Apparently Max wants to break open the piñata hanging above him.

Henry Lesher - Don't start using my words, Rick. That's a Lesher line and you know it.

Max rolls himself out to the floor and he reaches under the ring to grab a table as well, which he slides into the ring. He doesn't stop there as he pulls out a gas can as well and what appears to be a box of matches. He rolls himself into the ring with the chaotic mixture in his hands. Frank is on his hands and knees now and takes a few wild swings at Max, hitting him below the belt once and then in the neck before giving him an upper cut to the jaw that brings him down to the mat. Max drops the oil can while keeping the matches in his grasp. Frank's eyes light up when he sees the gas can there and he quickly sets up the table.

Ricky Simms - Frank's like a kid on Christmas morning.

Henry Lesher - Tables and oil cans are Frank's top requests for Christmas. I heard as a kid he put Santa through a flaming table, because he didn't like the gifts he got. He also did some horrible Pulp Fiction type things to the Easter Bunny with eggs he didn't approve of.

Ricky Simms - I would hate to hear what he thought of the Tooth Fairy.

Henry Lesher - The Tooth Fairy was a man before Frank got a hold of her.

Frank pours the gas onto the table and laughs. Inside the cage we see Destiny cheering and shaking the bars of her cage while the Clan does the same outside the cell. In a scene like something out of Mad Max, Frank ironically grabs his opponent named Max by the hair and pulls him to his feet. Max spits a mist into the eyes of Frank Merritt and then he strikes a match and drops it onto the table. The table is engulfed in flames and Max then knees Frank below the belt, picks him up and gives him a power bomb right through the flaming table. Max then rolls himself out of the ring to the floor with a smile on his face while Frank screams in pain, rolling around on the canvas. Max then reaches under the ring and draws out another table which he then slides into the ring.

Ricky Simms - My God, just pin the man Max. Let the madness end.

Henry Lesher - No way! This can go on for the rest of the night. Screw everyone else!

Max rolls himself under the bottom rope into the ring and then sets up the table directly underneath of the cage Destiny is in. Max climbs onto the table and then starts pulling on the padlock that has trapped Destiny inside the cage while the crowd cheers and the Clan members now actively try to enter the cell to no avail, pulling on the door and trying to break the lock with their shoes and anything that they can find.

Ricky Simms - Max has completely lost it here.

Henry Lesher - He is a total madman. This is fantastic!

Frank gets to his feet slowly, still in extreme pain from the flaming table he just went through. He then sees Max pulling on the lock that has encased Destiny and Frank finds the energy to lunge at Max, pulling him off his feet. Max tumbles off of the table and down to the floor. Frank looks up and asks Destiny if she is okay and she nods while the Clan members again are cheering their leader on. Though he has already gone through one flaming table and has the burns on his back to prove it, Frank again picks up the gas can and pours more of it out onto another table. He finds a discarded match on the canvas and then sets the table ablaze. He goes to Max, picks him up and Max manages to fight his way down before Frank can slam him through the table. Max then picks Frank up and slams him through the flaming table to the mat and then quickly pulls him back to his feet and nails the Contradiction on Frank before he goes for the pin. 1...2...3! Max Cameron has vanquished Frank Merritt here tonight!

Ricky Simms - Dear God, that was violent.

Henry Lesher - Max should tag with Frank Merritt now.

Ricky Simms - I think you have brain damage. Would they tag after all this they have been through?

Henry Lesher - They could change Sex and Violence to Violence and Violence. I love this. Make this two out of three falls.

Ricky Simms - It will take awhile to get all of this cleaned up.

The cell door opens and Max fights his way through the enraged members of Frank's Clan and then he retreats up the ramp while Destiny is freed from her cage by the referee. She drops to the mat and goes to Frank right away, cradling his head in her lap and crying while Max looks back and laughs.

Ricky Simms - If this is Max's last match, he make one hell of an exit.

Henry Lesher - I hate to agree with you, but you're right.

While this scene of carnage begins to get cleaned up, we look backstage where Scavenger is with his wife.

Scavenger - Look, I am tired of arguing about this.

Lauren Strong - Agreed, so shut up.

Scavenger - I am not here to fight about this. I want to...

Scavenger stops as he sees someone coming. He stands and the camera turns to reveal that Kindred and Orlock have entered the locker room.

Scavenger - Oh, this is rich. What do you want?

Orlock - You have the girl.

Scavenger - It can talk!

Orlock - You have the girl. Vesuvius wants her back.

Scavenger - Tell him to get used to disappointment.

Orlock - Fight us for the girl.

Scavenger - *laughs* I am not fighting you for someone else's freedom.

Kindred - If you don't, we will destroy the bikini clad girls in various horrible ways.

Scavenger - That's my wife, pal.

Kindred - Oh, we know. We want you to find a partner and meet us next week. You win and we leave you alone. You lose and we get Kelly back.

Orlock - Refuse the deal and watch your precious lady here get snapped in half.

Scavenger - *standing nose to nose with Orlock now* Listen up, freak. You're one wrong word away from getting put in the hospital.

Kindred - I don't think so. Find a partner. Do the right thing or people get hurt.

The Anarchy Inc. members leave the locker room and Scavenger shakes his head while looking towards Lauren. She appears to be shaken by the exchange.

Lauren Strong - I really don't like them. They mean that, you know.

Scavenger - I'll figure something out.

Lauren Strong - You can't put Kelly's life on the line in your match.

Scavenger - Yeah, I know. I'll find a partner who wants to take them down as badly as I do.

Lauren Strong - Maybe Wyatt Gibson has an idea?

Scavenger - I'll go talk to him.

We follow Scavenger down the hallway to Wyatt Gibson's office, which is little more than a chair and desk in what may have been a broom closet a few hours ago.

Wyatt Gibson - Thanks for knocking.

Scavenger - Next week, I want Anarchy Inc. I need a partner.

Wyatt Gibson - Why not Hawkins?

Scavenger - No, that won't work. Kindred and Orlock are fighting for Kelly Buchanan. If they win, she goes back to the Anarchy hellhole and that is unacceptable.

Wyatt Gibson - So, you want to make it a six man then?

Scavenger - Now you've got it.

Wyatt Gibson - So you need two partners.

Scavenger - One, just one. I need a suggestion.

Wyatt Gibson - I have a brother looking for a fight who might interest you. Have you met my sister Jordan?

Scavenger - You have siblings?

We leave this scene to return to the ring which is finally ready for the next bloodbath.

6Pac Dudley vs. Jack Spade

"Southtown" by POD plays as 6Pac Dudley makes his way out to the cheers of the crowd. He stands on stage for a few moments, a smirk on his face before he starts to make his way down the ramp towards the ring. He then makes his way up the ring steps and then steps through the ropes into the ring and he then leans back against the ropes while his music fades and we hear "King of the Stereo" by Saliva and Jack Spade comes out to an ovation as loud as the one 6Pac got. Spade then runs down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope into the ring, jumps to his feet and starts arguing with Dudley while referee Mark Davis calls for the bell to get this match underway.

Ricky Simms - We go from one match made in hell to another. The last man standing wins.

Henry Lesher - It's a shame I don't care for either of these wrestlers.

Dudley and Spade lock up. Spade backs Dudley into the ropes and then the referee asks for a clean break. Instead, Spade gives Dudley a forearm smash to the jaw and then gives him a whip off the ropes followed by a face buster to the mat. Jack Spade then picks Dudley up and slams him to the mat and then boot chokes him, using the bottom rope for added leverage. Due to the no rules nature of the match, the referee is unable to count towards a disqualification here. Instead, Dudley grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out to the floor to break free of Jack's choke. Jack drops and rolls himself out to the floor in pursuit of 6Pac Dudley. They start exchanging rights and lefts on the floor. 6Pac ducks a wild right from Spade and then gives him an atomic drop before he then picks Jack up and tosses him right over the guard railing and into the aisle between rows of fans.

Ricky Simms - This one is going way out of the ring.

Henry Lesher - I am very thankful that this event has been so violent.

6Pac climbs over the railing as nearby fans cheer wildly. 6Pac then picks Jack Spade up and slams him to the floor again before he then grabs Jack by the hair and drags him towards the back of the arena. 6Pac waits until he is behind the back row of the fans and then he stands Jack up and whips him towards a cement support, but Jack reverses it and sends 6Pac shoulder first into the unforgiving concrete. Jack then picks 6Pac up over his shoulder and then gives him a side slam to the floor. Jack then grabs 6Pac by the hair and drags him over into the concessions area. He stands 6Pac up and then slams his face into the display glass at a candy cart, smashing the glass and causing chocolate bars to rain all over the floor.

Ricky Simms - We have chocolate fatalities in this one now.

Henry Lesher - I think some of the larger women in the back row are crying.

Jack picks up a bag of chips, rips it open and dumps them on 6Pac before putting the boots to him. Jack then takes a bag of Twizzlers and shoves them in 6Pac's mouth, choking him with them.

Henry Lesher - Well, he has the creativity down.

The referee starts counting 6Pac down, but 6Pac spits the licorice out and then makes it to his feet at the three count only to take a vicious clothesline to the floor from Jack Spade. Jack then opens the nacho cheese dispenser and pulls out a large bag of liquid cheese. He tears this open and dumps it on 6Pac Dudley. It would appear the cheese is hot as Dudley screams in pain, but this also has the effect of bringing him to his feet and he gives Jack a thumb to the eye and then gives him a head butt followed by a clothesline to the floor before 6Pac starts to raid the depleted cart. He opens the chili sauce dispenser and proceeds to tear it open and dump the sauce onto Jack Spade. Now, both men have been burned with hot condiments and food has gone to waste.

Henry Lesher - They had better stay away from the larger women in the back row. They're looking bitey.

Ricky Simms - You're terrible.

6Pac picks up Jack Spade and then runs him head first into the concrete support before giving him a slam to the floor. The referee then starts to count Jack Spade down while 6Pac tries to wipe himself off. He clothesline a fan to the floor who is wearing a Jack Spade T-shirt and uses the shirt to wipe the hot cheese off of himself. Jack Spade manages to get to his feet at the count of five and 6Pac greets him by choking him with the towel that has his face on it and a healthy amount of cheese. Jack Spade fights against the choke by giving 6Pac a snap mare to the floor and then kicks him in the back before he stands him up and gives him a German suplex to the floor. Spade then gets to his feet while the referee starts to count 6Pac down.

Ricky Simms - This event certainly features people who hate one another.

Henry Lesher - That's what this show should be about every week.

6Pac starts to pull himself to his feet as the referee reaches a five count and Jack Spade gives 6Pac a kick to the face that sends him back down to the floor. Spade then stands 6Pac up and goes for a side Russian leg sweep, but 6Pac manages to block it and then he gives Spade a bulldog to the floor. 6Pac then drags Jack Spade by the feet further towards the back of the arena. He actually kicks the back door open and they emerge in the parking lot. 6Pac picks Jack up and slams him on the concrete.

Ricky Simms - This is getting really serious. Someone needs to stop this.

Henry Lesher - As long as they don't pretend to hit someone with a car. That would be stupid.

6Pac stands Jack up before the referee can even start counting him down. Jack then gives 6Pac a low blow and then gives him a vicious DDT to the concrete. Jack then stands and leans against the side of the arena, breathing heavy as he tries to wipe various foreign substances off of his body. The referee counts 6Pac down as the former Aerial champ is barely moving at this point. The referee manages to reach the ten count, waves his arms and then raises the hand of Jack Spade in victory. The crowd can be heard cheering even from outside the building.

Ricky Simms - Jack Spade wins a match that hardly went near the ring.

Henry Lesher - They managed to entertain me a little. That was a tough match to follow from before though.

As Jack and 6Pac are attended to by medics, we look backstage where Wyatt Gibson is with Hector Braun.

Hector Braun - I have been watching things since I stepped down.

Wyatt Gibson - Which means nothing to me.

Hector Braun - Myst has connections.

Wyatt Gibson - We know. She's sleeping with the owner.

Hector Braun - No, no, more than that.

Wyatt Gibson - Why are you telling me?

Hector Braun - We are a dying breed. We were GWO originals.

Wyatt Gibson - You did a fantastic job in running and losing that company.

Hector Braun - Kid, I am a winner. I have always had money. I have always had a fallback plan. What do you have?

Wyatt Gibson - Right now, I have a real job.

Wyatt walks off and we head to the ring for tonight's main event.

Tommy Purr/Bombshell vs. Eli Ryder/Kira Yakamoto

"Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry plays as Tommy Purr and Bombshell step out onto the stage, their title belts over their shoulder as they make their way down the ramp. The two champions talk to one another about strategy for the match as they look around at the ladders that now surround the ring. Bombshell picks one up and then puts it back, apparently testing the weight of the ladders they have provided for this match. They then pull themselves onto the apron and then step through the ropes into the ring. We then hear "Name of the Game" by Crystal Method and the crowd cheers as the challengers, Eli Ryder and Kira Yakamoto, make their way onto the stage. They walk arm in arm down the ramp and they also appear to be talking strategy as they reach ringside.

Ricky Simms - Welcome to this original main event.

Henry Lesher - Welcome to a squash for Tommy and Bombshell. I mean, come on now...

Eli and Kira step up onto the ring apron and then pull themselves into the ring and referee Steve Blake calls for the bell to get things underway. Bombshell and Kira start trading knife edge chops while Eli and Tommy exchange rights and lefts, both pairing off next to ladders lying near the ropes in the ring. Tommy knees Eli in the gut, whips him through the ropes and out to the floor and then starts setting up the ladder nearest to him immediately. He then tries to scurry up the ladder, but Eli has already rolled himself into the ring and he pulls the ladder over, sending Tommy off the ladder and crashing onto the top rope, where Eli then gives him a clothesline that sends him right out to the floor, Eli then in close pursuit of the champ. Inside the ring, Bombshell whips Kira into the corner buckle and then gives her a head scissors takedown to the mat. Bombshell then places Kira in a sleeper hold, trying to weaken her competition in an effort to retain the Diva title tonight.

Ricky Simms - Two very good battles for the price of one here.

Henry Lesher - No, we have one good battle and one fluff piece that belongs in dark match territory.

Outside the ring, Eli stands Tommy up and takes an eye gouge. Tommy then slams Eli's head into the ring apron and then whips him shoulder first into the steel corner post. Eli then chop blocks Tommy to the floor before he rolls himself back into the ring. Eli then starts setting the ladder up under the title belt, the same ladder Tommy used moments ago. Bombshell sees Eli starting up the ladder and she releases Kira from the sleeper and gives Eli a dropkick that sends him off the ladder and right through the ropes into Tommy's waiting arms. Tommy applies a bear hug on Eli.

Ricky Simms - Tommy is showing great resilience is taking control here after such a brutal onslaught moments ago by Eli.

Henry Lesher - Why are always surprised when he does something well? He is the champ.

Inside the ring, Bombshell tries to re=apply the sleeper on Kira, but Kira gives her a snap mare and then she applies a full Nelson on Bombshell in an attempt to wear her down. The referee checks on Bombshell even though there are no submissions in a match such as this. Kira then releases the hold on Bombshell, then whips her off the ropes before giving her a dropkick that sends her back down to the mat. Kira then does a kip up to her feet and then she puts the boots to Bombshell. Kira then grabs the second ladder that had been placed inside the ring before the match started and she sets it up under the Diva Title.

Ricky Simms - Now Kira is taking a shot at this.

Henry Lesher - I just want them out so Tommy can have the full spotlight.

Outside the ring, Eli has started fighting back against the bear hug by Tommy. Eli lands a series of closed fist punches on Tommy to weaken his hold and then he manages to power his way out of it. Eli then gives Tommy a spear to the floor. Eli then rolls himself back into the ring while Kira starts to make her way up her ladder. Eli then sets his ladder next to hers and he starts to make his way up. Bombshell gets to her feet inside the ring and she dropkicks the side of Kira's ladder which sends it crashing sideways into Eli's and both Eli and Kira are sent flying over the top rope and out to the floor in a tangled heap with one another. The crowd cheers the violence.

Ricky Simms - Good presence shown there by Bombshell.

Henry Lesher - Well, she does have two brain cells which is more than Eli and Kira combined.

Bombshell tries to set up the ladder Kira had been on, but it's bent out of shape and it won't stand properly. Bombshell is forced to drop and roll herself out to the floor where the other ladders are. Bombshell picks one ladder up and then carries around the ring to where Eli and Kira are. She hits Kira in the chest with the ladder and tries to do the same to Eli, but he blocks it and then he gives Bombshell a clothesline to the floor. This leaves him open, though and he takes a clothesline to the floor from Tommy Purr. Tommy then stands Eli up and rolls him into the ring before picking up the ladder that Bombshell has been carrying and sliding it into the ring. Tommy then rolls himself into the ring and picks up the ladder. He slams it into the head of Eli Ryder and then does the same a second time, sending Eli falling backwards into the corner buckle. Tommy then sets the ladder up underneath the CWA World Title.

Ricky Simms - Tommy is going for the title again.

Henry Lesher - Yeah, that is kind of the point of the match, Rick.

Tommy then starts to climb the ladder and we see Bombshell and Kira getting to their feet on the floor. They start trading rights and lefts while Eli manages to get to his feet and he starts up the same ladder as Tommy, from the other side. As Tommy reaches the second rung from the top, he reaches up. Instead of grabbing the title belt, he then has his face smashed repeatedly into the top of the ladder by Eli Ryder. Eli then shoves Tommy backwards, sending him off the ladder and down to the floor. This causes the ladder to become unstable and it falls sideways, sending Eli into the ropes. He falls sideways and lands on the canvas. Bombshell and Kira roll themselves into the ring and they continue to exchange punches and knife edge chops.

Ricky Simms - All four wrestlers are inside the ring now.

Henry Lesher - Just get the chicks out of this thing. Let the real star shine.

Bombshell whips Kira over the top rope and out to the floor. Bombshell then sets the ladder up under the Diva belt, the same ladder that Tommy had just been using. Bombshell then starts up the ladder as Kira rolls herself back into the ring. Kira starts up the ladder on the same side as Bombshell, starting up after her. Kira manages to catch Bombshell and places her on her shoulder. She sets her for an electric chair, but this gives Bombshell extra height and she is able to free the Diva title and is holding onto it as Kira delivers the electric chair on her. The referee calls for the bell for that portion of the match as Bombshell has retained her title.

Ricky Simms - Kira inadvertently boosted Bombshell that extra few inches and allowed her to grab the title.

Henry Lesher - Fantastic, super, now let's watch the real fight.

While Bombshell and Kira exit the ring, Eli is on his feet inside the ring now and he grabs the ladder that Bombshell and Kira had just been on and sets it underneath the only remaining title belt. Tommy uses the ropes to pull himself into the ring as Eli starts to make his way up the ladder. Tommy gets to his feet inside the ring and shoves the ladder sideways. Instead of falling off the ladder, Eli instead turns and leaps onto Tommy, landing a flying cross body on the champ and sending him down to the mat. Eli then stands Tommy up, whips him off the ropes and then gives him a backdrop to the mat. Eli follows that up with a leg drop across the throat on Tommy and then picks him up and whips him over the top rope. Tommy manages to grab the top rope and catches Eli with a head scissors and then he pulls Eli over the top rope and out to the floor. Tommy drops to the floor and stands Eli up, then takes a jawbreaker from Eli Ryder. Eli then gives Tommy a flapjack to the floor and then rolls himself into the ring, then sets the ladder up under the belt again.

Ricky Simms - Eli has a good shot here.

Henry Lesher - If you say so. Maybe Tommy will hit him in the face with a car.

Ricky Simms - That's stupid.

Henry Lesher - You're right.

Tommy rolls himself into the ring and starts up the ladder on the other side from Eli. Both men reach the top and they reach for the title. Both men have a grip on the title. Tommy kicks at Eli and inadvertently knocks the ladder over, leaving both men hanging ten feet above the ring and holding onto the CWA World Title belt. Eli unhooks the belt with one hand while holding on with the other and they both fall to the mat.

Ricky Simms - What the hell?

Henry Lesher - Put that back up! They can't both have it!

Referee Steve Blake leans through the ropes to explain the situation to ring announcer Kosmic Kitty.

Kosmic Kitty - The referee has ruled that the match between Eli Ryder and Tommy Purr is a draw, thus Tommy Purr is still the World champion!

Henry Lesher - Well, the right man has the title.

Ricky Simms - Controversy is nothing new in the CWA. This won't go over well with either wrestler as nothing has been solved.

Henry Lesher - Tommy keeps the belt, so that's fine.

The crowd boos the draw ruling and some start a "Bullshit" chant while Eli and Tommy are informed of the decision by the referee and neither seem to be happy with it.

Ricky Simms - I smell a rematch in this one.

Henry Lesher - Well, there would have to be in the case of a draw.

Ricky Simms - Fans, tune in next week for Overdrive and witness the fallout from this decision!

Eli and Tommy continue in vain to argue for a restart of this match as we fade to black...