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[[ "The REAL Shawn Michaels." ]]

[[ Championship Wrestling Presents; IMPACT!... ]]

The Greatest Superstar Ever
A Headliner
The Main Event
THE HEARTBREAK KID
The Showstopper
The Man, who is probably screwing your wife right now ...
THE ICON .
Shawn Michaels & The Rock
vs.
Lance Storm & Santino Marella

[[ This Is How We Do it.]]

[[ Fade Up cW Logo ]]

Showtime.

When you think of the name " Shawn Michaels "-- What do you get?

People will remember him for various moments through his career, there was the first ever ladder match with Razor Ramon. A match which has now evolved into one of the most loved matches today, a match which was MADE by Shawn Michaels. Razor Ramon; Who was that guy again?

The point being; Nobody remembers who was inside the ring with Shawn Michaels, they only remember the man himself. He's surpassed legend status, he is one of wrestling's " immortals " whose legacy will live forever.

The Montreal Screwjob? Easy.

Many people claim that Bret Hart had it coming, he was afterall running over to World Championship Wrestling. So, why not?

Shawn didn't have anything to lose; Well, maybe a few Canadian fans but, who gives a damn about them anyway? Through his entire career, Shawn Michaels has ALWAYS made the correct decision.
EyeSpy productions presents...

Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash, Alex Shelley and Jay Lethal in..

" A Fresh Start. " 

OH YEAAAAAHHHH! DIG IT!

Our scene awakens and we hear the famous words of, Jay Lethal. We're brought into the scene and we can see Jay Lethal pumping some weights, Shawn Michaels with his feet up reading a porn mag.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Big Kev', get a loada' this..

Kevin Nash walks into the shot and leans over to look at the magazine, then screws his face up slightly.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] How does she get that into such a tiny, tiny hole?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Beats me.

FEELIN' GOOD BABY!!! YEEEAHHHH!!! LOOKIN' GOOD TOO!!!

Lethal is clearly pleased with how the workout is going.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I'm starting to wonder about this guy, ya' know? He's a little " quirky " don't ya' think? He reminds me of someone and I just can't put my finger on it.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Alex, what are you doing?

We see Alex Shelley leaning over the shoulder of Shawn Michaels, his hands inside of his pants. We can imagine the rest.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] OH, GOD!

[[ Alex Shelley ]] What err-- I wasn't.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Shit.

Kevin Nash and Alex Shelley look shocked and even Lethal stops, Shawn Michaels just said shit and they don't know what is going on now.

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Did he?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Yep.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Look, it's alright.. I'm over the whole " Let's praise the lord " thing, it's was Vince's idea anyway.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] THE MADNESS!!! OHHHHH YEAAHHHH!!! SHAWN MICHAELS IS BACK BROTHER!!!! YEAHHH!!!

[[ Kevin Nash ]] No, it wasn't.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Alright, ya' got me Kev'.. I lied.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Shame on you.

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Why Shawn.. WHY!?

A smirk comes across the face of Shawn Michaels, looking cocky as ever.

 [[ Shawn Michaels ]] It just happens, Shelley.. What can I say?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Hey, it could be worse.. He could be Italian.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] ITALIANS SUCK BROTHER!!! YEAHHHHHH!!!

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Or Canadian.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Yeah, damn.. I'd rather be black than a Canadian, walking around shouting " EH? " all day.. Ya' know, like Lance Storm?

[[ Jay Lethal ]] I'M BLACK MACHISMO!!! JAY LETHAL BROTHER!! YEAHHHHHH DIG IT!!!

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Mr Serious?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Better believe it.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] I wanna' know why he looks constipated everytime I see him, is that a Canadian thing?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Who knows.

Just then, we hear beer bottles falling onto the floor as a locker door opens. Scott Hall steps out and is holding a beer, he's staggering from side to side. He doesn't even look at anyone, he is mumbling to himself.

[[ Scott Hall ]] I think I'm cute, I know I'm sexy.. I've got the looks..

He just walks straight out of the door and that leaves everyone puzzled.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Kev', was that Scott Hall signing MY music?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Err, yeah.. I think it was.

They all shake their heads.

[[ Alex Shelley ]] So, what about this week Kev'?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] What about it?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I think he means.. You and him, one on one.. I can't wait to see this one, OHH.. IT'S SO EXCITING!

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Yeah, about that.. You know what to do.

[[ Alex Shelley ]] What?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Alex, you love Big Kev' right?

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Sure.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Oh, that's disgusting.

Shawn shakes his head in disgust at what Shelley just said.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Look, we both know who is going to win this match.. The easiest thing to do is just throw it, you know?

[[ Alex Shelley ]] I'm not following.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I think he means more along the lines of this.

He walks up to Kevin Nash and Nash pokes him in the eye, Shawn falls onto the floor and doesn't move.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] See?

[[ Alex Shelley ]] I do.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I mean, look here Shelley.. You're not gonna' beat Kev', no matter what ya' do kid.. So, to make this as painless as possible and OF COURSE, it's the right thing for the TEAM..

[[ Jay Lethal ]] OHHH YEEEAHHHH!!! TEAM PLAYER BROTHER!!! DIG IT!!! YEAHHHHH!!!

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Alright but, totally off subject here.. Why does Lethal have still frames from " One Night In Chyna "?

 [[ Jay Lethal ]] LETHAL WANTS SOME OF THAT PUSSY YEAHHHHH!!!!

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] That's not right.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] I agree.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Man, have you seen that idiot Santino Marella?

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Don't get me started.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Shawn, this has gotta' be the easiest night in a while for you man.. I mean, Lance Storm AND Santino Marella? You musta' done somethin' right in a previous life to get that.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I doubt it, big man.. I'm about as popular 'round this place as Jay is in the south.

Kevin Nash laughs.

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Oh yeah, I get it.. HAHAHAHA man, that owned.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] IT'S TIME FOR BLACK MACHISMO TO BUST SOME PEOPLE UP OHHHHHH YEAHHHHH BROTHER!!! DIG IT!!!!

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] What'd he just say?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Don't worry, he gets a little crazy sometimes after working out.

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Ohhhh, it's a black thing right?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Bingo.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] BINGO!!!! YEAHHHH!!! BLACK MACHISMO HAS A FULL HOUSE BROTHER!!!!

[[ Alex Shelley ]] Can you guys say that?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Bingo?

[[ Alex Shelley ]] You know, BLACK?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] I'm pretty sure we can.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] BLACK MACHISMO IS BLACK BROTHER!!! YEAHHHHHH DIG IT!!! BLACK AS THE ACE OF SPADES!!

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] No, you're white.

The huge grin goes away from Black Machismo and he turns to Shawn Michaels, totally out of character.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] Bro, I'm not white am I?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] No, it's just for the camera's Jay. We're trying to be funny here, incase you hadn't noticed.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] Tight.

Switches back to Black Machismo mode.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] OHHHHH YEAHHHH!!! BLACK MACHISMO IS BACK BROTHER!!!

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Ya' know, I never knew he spoke ebonics.

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Me neither.

CUT!!!! CUT!!! CUT!!!

It's screamed out my Shelley and they all relax, the camera is still rolling when it clearly shouldn't be.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] Man, why you gotta' play me like a fool?

[[ Shawn Michaels ]] Jay, lighten up man.. I'm The Heartbreak Kid, do you really think people wanna' listen to you shouting " OHHHH YEAHHHH!!! DIG IT!!! " through the whole promo?

[[ Kevin Nash ]] Yeah, we're the big dogs Jay.. You're only there so we can make you look like a total idiot.

[[ Jay Lethal ]] Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?

A slight tear comes down the face of Lethal, we actually cannot believe what we are seeing and then.. A shadow casts.

Shawn Michaels looks left, as does Kevin Nash and into the scene walks Ron Simmons. There is an awkward silence, all three men look over to Jay Lethal who is wiping a tear. Shawn Michaels drums on the table and stops, then points to Ron Simmons.

[[ Ron Simmons ]] ..DAMN!

 [[ Shawn Michaels ]] Priceless.


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