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[[  " Legacy Wrestling Presents: " The Best Promo In The World.. Kind of.. okay, it's not. " ]]

[[ Our scene awakens as we stare at a black background with the LW logo printed upon it. A shadow is cast over it and into the shot walks Christian Cage, all kitted out for his match against MVP tonight. ]]

Christian Cage:  Tonight, I step into the ring with a man who calls himself " MVP ".. Well, let me tell you something " homeboy ".. This isn't my first rodeo and it won't be my last, you think I care what verbal garbage you want to spout?

[[ He thinks for a moment and then realizes MVP hasn't said a word. ]]

Christian Cage: Whatever.. The fact is this, tonight isn't even worth my damn time.. I knew MVP wouldn't show so i thought to myself, why even try? I mean, look at me.. I'm the best thing going, THE INSTANT CLASSIC! What's MVP going to do to someone like me?

[[ A smirk. ]]

Christian Cage: NOTHING! MVP can show up if he likes, I'll beat his ass down just like I always do.. Things haven't even STARTED yet, this for me is like a week off.. More time to rest, bide my time.. You think I'm kidding? go ahead, try it.. See what happens to you inside that ring MVP, make an even bigger FOOL of yourself in front of the world.. It's all the same to me.

[[ A confident Christian Cage. ]]

Christian Cage: It's about time for me to get moving but, you know what.. I don't care, MVP.. You're about to face an ICON, what I am to wrestling is what mecca is to the jews.. AND THEN SOME! Tonight, you'll be beaten and leave this company.. THAT is when I REALLY start to get it moving.. I don't care who wants to face me next, they'll all end up the same way.. Show time MVP, and you what?

[[ Christian jumps in the air pretending to throw a basketball. ]]

Christian Cage: I'M BALLIN'!

[[ cue serious face. ]]

Christian Cage: Idiot.

[[ Scene fade. ]]