"I'm Awesome" The Miz
HT 6'1
WT 231
lbs
CURRENT W/L/D 00/00/00
MATCH Shockwave
VS. The
Undertaker
STIP Singles Match
RP # 001
TITLE "Scared?
Not Likely."
HAILS FROM Cleveland, Ohio.
FINISHING MANEUVER Skull Crushing Finale.
SIGNATURE MOVES Discus Punch,
Springboard Bulldog, Sitout shoulder jawbreaker, Swinging corner
clothesline.
DEFEATED
You?
DISCLAIMER The graphics you see on this layout were done by Bradley
Tisdell. You can steal if you like, but unless you're Craig Chalmers, and you're rping in the UWF, you'll look like a tool.
INTRO- He is The Miz, and yes, he's really that awesome. The Miz was
supposed to be in action this past Shockwave, however, it didn't quite work
out like that in the end. Austin Aries backed out of the match in a big way, he
knew that he didn't have it in him to take on someone as awesome as The Miz. It
would have been a great night for The Miz, he would have beaten Austin
Aries, then gone onto better things. Turns out, he is getting better things
coming his way anyway as you cannot deny greatness. We saw this past week, The
Undertaker getting his wife back, it was great for The Undertaker. The
Undertaker thinks that it was AJ Styles, but who really knows who took his wife?
Maybe it was The Miz? Either way, The Undertaker is stepping into the ring to
face The Miz this week at Shockwave. There has been a lot of talk about how
dominate The Undertaker is looking, but he hasn't stepped into the ring with The
Miz yet. There can be no doubt that The Undertaker is a legend, he's one of the
best of all time. This is the type of match that The Miz works so hard for, the
match where his name will be put up there in lights. When The Miz
defeats The Undertaker, he knows that throws him right into the top bracket of
this company. However, The Miz also wants to capture the World Tag Team
Championships with The Big Show. ShowMiz haven't yet been put in a match
together yet, this is because everyone knows that they cannot be defeated.
Everyone knows the damage they can cause in one match, so for now, they're both
in separate singles matches at Shockwave. Tune into Shockwave to find out who
walks out of this match as the winner.
SCENE- Our scene awakens as the United Wrestling Federation logo fades
way. We're then met with a shot of The Miz, standing in front of us wearing
one of the finest suits that money can buy. We don't always see him wearing
this type of attire, but it's a welcome change. He looks as confident as
ever, a goofy grin across his face.
THE MIZ - So, last week.. I'm supposed to step into the
ring against some guy called Austin Aries.
The Miz just shrugs his
shoulders towards the camera, as if he doesn't know who Aries really
is.
THE MIZ- Now, I can fully understand why he would be too scared to show his
face at Shockwave.. I mean, I'm the greatest thing going right now.. It doesn't
get any better than The Miz, as you all know. It disappointed me when I heard
the news, as I was planning on making an example out of that punk, Aries. I got
a phone call, it was Stone Cold, he told me not to even bother coming to the
arena. So, I didn't.. I took the night off, hit a few bars with Big Show.
The Miz pauses for just a moment, collecting his thoughts.
THE MIZ -
So, I find out a little while ago that now I have definitely got a match
at Shockwave. Stone Cold tells me that this is it, this opponent ain't backing
out of this one, he tells me. I told him that was fine, everything was great..
THEN, he told me who it was I was facing..
Once again, Miz takes a slight
pause, holding his finger up in the air as he does.
THE MIZ
- What can I
say? It got even... BETTER!
A slight chuckle from him.
THE MIZ -
The Undertaker, are you serious? How many years has this idiot been
around? I mean, sure, you might have scared me when I was like... TEN! Look at
me now, do you see fear in my eyes? Do you sense fear in my voice? NO! You
don't. This is exactly what I was looking for, apart from a tag team title match
with my man, Show. This is the match that I needed, just to prove to all of you
watching back at home, who STILL doubt me. Hell, even the idiots in the back
doubt me. They've all got a hard on for The Undertaker, I mean, seriously? Come
on, take a look at awesomeness. The Undertaker has had his time in the
spotlight, he's not even in his twilight years, they're LONG gone.
He
sounds amazingly confident.
THE MIZ - I hope you're enjoying your little
reunion with your wife, Taker.. Really, I do. I want you to enjoy every single
moment of it, because by the end of Shockwave, you might not be able to enjoy
another moment like that again. What I've got planned, MAN, it makes me sounds
SICK. Really, I'm sort of disgusted that these thoughts are even running through
my mind. I just took a look back at your career, I've witnessed you do things to
people that can't even be shown on TV anymore. If you try anything funny, I'll
be backed up by The Big Show, and you don't want any of that. It's true, you've
been impressive so far in the UWF, Taker. I watched you beat some superstars,
but I watched you LOSE to some pathetic superstars. You beat Alex Shelley last
week, that's nothing to be proud of, Taker. Anyone could have beaten him last
week, literally, anyone.
He nods his head towards the camera, as if
saying "you know it's true".
THE MIZ - When I came to this company, my
sole aim was to become Tag Team Champion. I came here with The Big Show, we were
pumped to be thrown into that ring. STILL, we wait to receive that shot at the
titles. It's like they're scared to even put those belts on the line because
they know what's going to come of it. Everyone knows that the second we win
those titles, nobody is going to be winning them from
us.
He chuckles to himself.
THE MIZ
- When I think
about it, I can't help, but laugh. The Undertaker has had so many shots over the
years, he turns up once a month, still he gets handed title shots. I've worked
for everything that I have, I didn't get stuff thrown in my path. I don't even
need to be at my best, but you can count on it that I'm going to be, Taker.
He sounds a little more serious now.
THE MIZ - There is going to come
a point in time when you stare at yourself in the mirror, Taker.. When that
point comes, you won't like what's staring back at you in the face. You will see
that it's time to move on, you can't compete with me inside of a ring. We both
know it, Taker. This is nothing, but a formality for me. I'm gonna' make sure
that after this match, I'm no longer denied what I deserve. If they're not
gonna' give me a shot at the tag team titles with The Big Show, then I
definitely deserve to be facing AJ Styles for that World Heavyweight
Championship. I had a look through the company, there isn't ONE man
in this place that can give me a challenge. NOT ONE! I've defeated some of the
best already in my career, I have never ducked one challenge. I'm not gonna'
argue this one, if they want to throw The Undertaker into this one, that's
PERFECT for me.
He stares directly into the camera now, we zoom a little
closer to see the intensity in his face.
THE MIZ
- Where do you go from this one, Taker?
He pauses.
THE MIZ - Once I defeat you, you fall all the way to the
bottom of the pile. You NEED to win this match, more than you've needed to win
any other match. I'm sure that you want to be a true hero to your wife, also. If
you lose this one, how bad will that look? I'm not sure who kidnapped her, but
maybe I should've done it myself? It's not a bad plan. I applaud whoever done
it, really, I do. Whatever woman is DESPERATE enough to marry you, they deserve
it.
Ouch.
THE MIZ - Don't give me the
whole, you're in my "yard" speech, spare me. You say the same thing, week after
week, everytime it gets MORE boring, Taker. Get a personality, man. Personally,
I think you should go back to the whole deadman thing, that actually worked for
you. I don't buy this whole act, Taker. You don't scare me. You don't scare The
Big Show. It's almost fitting, the same night that I destroy you, The Big Show
will be taking care of business in the MAIN EVENT. Hell, after Shockwave, Big
Show is gonna' be the number one contender, as when you beat the world champion,
YOU HAVE to be the number one contender.
He raises an
eyebrow.
THE MIZ - Right?
A slight
grin.
THE MIZ - I'll even be a team player, if
The Big Show wants that World Title.. I'll just set my sights on beating that
olympic sized loser, Kurt Angle. You know, it's clear to me that most people in
this company are playing with less than a full deck, you know what I mean?
People seem to be failing to understand, just who they're dealing with here.
There is not a single doubt in my mind, I'm going to beat The Undertaker from
one side of the ring to the other. This is going to be a historic night, this is
where The Undertaker loses to the man taking the wrestling world over. In years
to come, it will be MY name in the minds of everyone. It will be The Big Show's
name in the minds of everyone, you'll soon be forgotten about, Taker. You know
how fickle those fans are, they cheer you now, they boo me. Soon enough, when
they finally ACCEPT just how AWESOME I really am.. They will have no choice, but
to WORSHIP the ground that I walk on.
He definitely talks a good
game.
THE MIZ - I haven't looked forward to a
match so much in my life. For years, I wanted to get my chance to step into the
ring with you, Taker. I always thought of you as one of the best, and in the
course of history, you probably are one of the best. Now, you're not even HALF
the man I grew up admiring. It makes me SICK to look at you, just to see how far
you've fallen from grace. Someone stole your wife, effectively, and you couldn't
FIND her? The Undertaker I knew, would NEVER have let that happen. Hell, nobody
would have even TRIED it because they knew what was in store for them. Now,
people can walk all over you if they like.
The Miz slowly
nods.
THE MIZ - True story.
He rubs his
chin.
THE MIZ - The one thing that really
settled it for me, though. You didn't do ENOUGH to try, and find her. Did you?
You went weeks, without giving it your all. You knew, if you did find her, that
there would be someone waiting there to meet you. You didn't want that battle
anymore, you knew that you weren't up to it. Years ago, you wouldn't have given
a damn. You would have saved her, you would have got her back sooner. THIS is
the very reason why I MUST, put you out of your misery once, and for all. This
can't go on any longer, Taker. You're making a mockery out of what you once
had, it's all slipping away. So, after I dispose of you.. It's just sad that I'm
the man who is going to finish you. I mean, maybe not sad, but even still.. You
can only blame yourself, Taker.
He speaks the truth.
THE MIZ - This is all of your own making, Taker. You got
that phone call, you came running into this company. Now, you're gonna' live
with the consequences of your actions. Like I said before, this is where I move
up that ladder. This is where FINALLY, after many years, I get the recognition
for the work I put in. I always give my all, and like always, I walk out as
NUMBER ONE. No matter what type of battle you may put up, Taker.. It's not good
enough. I'm the one looking at the clock, watching it tick past every second..
Only because I know when Shockwave comes around, I'm ending the legacy of, The
Undertaker. Nobody else is even capable of doing what I do, not one damn
person. Undertaker, I'm gonna' give you the beating of your life, this is gonna'
be like nothing you've ever felt before. My advice? Run. Get out of this place
while you can, if you don't.. Well, don't say I didn't warn you, Taker. This is
the end for you, Taker..
The Miz gets closer to the screen.
THE MIZ - BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ.. AND I'M AWESOME!
The
Miz laughs, as he walks away from the camera. The camera follows him for a
second, a door opens, and out walks The Big Show with three smoking hot
women.
THE BIG SHOW: Yo Miz! Where you at? You
ready to bust a promo? Sorry it took so long, these girls are FREAKS!
He
was just too late, The Miz had just left through another door. The Big Show just
shrugs then, he looks to the women.
THE BIG
SHOW: Well, you ladies ready to see The real BIG show, again?
All
the ladies chuckle as our scene slowly fades away.
We're done
here.
Tune into Shockwave to watch The Miz PWN The
Undertaker.
Yessir.