002 00/00/01 w r e s t l e m a n i a - e n t e r t a i n m e n t presents the co-number one contender - the ultimate opportunist - the rated r superstar - your hero EDGE and lita MY GAWD! MY GAWD DOES
THIS MEAN IT'S GONNA BE A THREE WAY FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP AT NO MERCY!? "
I won that match, ME! Jericho, he knows
that he touched that ground first. That's MY number one contendership...
MINE!
" [[ Our scene awakens. We see Edge pacing up, and down inside a room. It seems that he cannot stay still for a moment, something playing on his mind a lot it seems. ]] Edge: No matter how many times I run this through my mind, I fail to accept it. [[ He stops for a moment, he stares up at the ceiling then directly to the camera. He plays with his beard, contemplating how to put this. ]] Edge: I've ran that moment over in my mind a thousand times, it's all that I've thought about. Each time I play it, I see Chris Jericho's feet hitting that floor before mine did. It was a split second before, that I'll admit. None of that changes the fact, that he should have lost that match. We weren't "co" winners of that match, I was the only winner. I should be the only one heading into No Mercy to face CM Punk, Jericho, well... he shouldn't be anywhere NEAR that match. [[ This is something that's going to be talked about for a long time to come. ]] Edge: Earlier in the night, I was beaten by The Rock, a man who should have NEVER defeated me in a million years. The only reason that happened, well, it's pretty obvious to everyone who has eyes. My mind was on the battle royal, that was the bigger prize. That match against The Rock, it meant nothing to me. I don't even count it as really happening, in my mind, it didn't. The Rock probably won't even show his face next week. The only thing that bugs me, the ONLY thing, is the fact Jericho is probably sitting somewhere now patting himself on the back. Yeah, I'm sure that you're really proud, Chris. Take the TAINTED title shot, whatever. The more I think about it, this could actually be a GOOD thing. I mean, not only do I get to destroy CM Punk, I also get the added bonus of beating your ass, too. [[ He smiles. ]] Edge: That's interesting. [[ He begins to slowly nod his head. ]] Edge: Actually, I WANT this to happen. When I beat BOTH of you at No Mercy, it'll prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am number one, nobody else. People can say what they like, I don't give a damn. [[ He begins to pace back, and forward once again. He's totally ready for this. ]] Edge: I want you to watch this week, as I make an example out of Scott Hall. Jericho, if you want to see how a CHAMPION does business, you'll want to keep an eye on this one. [[ He sniggers to himself. ]] Edge: Hey Scott, the nineties called... they want the NWO back. [[ Nice. ]] Edge: Seriously, how many times are we gonna' have this? Should we all be quaking in our boots, fat boy Scott Hall is back, "the bad guy" is back in town. Please, you're a disgrace, Hall. Seriously, I actually pity you. Many, many years ago... you weren't a bad worker, apart from when you were turning up drunk, of course. Now, I look at your fat figure, and I wonder if this is even worth my time. What do you really think is going to happen when you step into the ring, Scott? You were saved last week, from having to really wrestle, you won't have the same luck this week. [[ Edge sits down on a bench, placing his hands on his lap. He seems pretty relaxed now, he continues. ]] Edge: OH NO! SCOTT HALL IS BACK! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! [[ A smile again. ]] Edge: Spare me. The only thing we need to do when you're around is hide the beer, you retarded ape. [[ Edge sounds confident as always, it seems he has no fear of Scott Hall. Who really does fear Scott Hall? ]] Edge: You can even bring your pal, Grandpa Kev. Yeah, we could have a nice little match in that ring. When you take a look at me, Scott... when you look at what I've done, does it anger you? That I've done more in my career to date, than you EVER done? You're going to be facing the future World Heavyweight Champion, Scott. At least, when people ask you about your time here, you can tell them you shared the same ring as me. I happened to listen to your garbage last week, and I'm sure I'll listen to it again this week. No matter what you might say, you can't talk yourself into a win, Scott. You have to step into the ring, and actually DEFEAT me. That's a bridge WAY too far, Scott. I don't think they even want you in this company, I think they want me to take you out for good. You're a waste of space, Hall. You always HAVE been, anywhere you've been, you poison it. Not with your NWO, but with just... YOU! [[ Edge shakes his head, thinking of Hall. ]] Edge: Seriously, you suck. [[ It's like Edge doesn't even want this match as he knows this is an easy win. ]] Edge: I shouldn't even waste my time with you. I should be moving onto more pressing matters, I've got a world title shot to think about. You're a distraction, Scott. However, I'll do my job. I'll give everyone what they want, if they want to see me beat the crap out of you, then who am I to disappoint? [[ He has a point. ]] Edge: I don't want to hear about the New World Order, Scott. Really, nobody needs to be fed that crap anymore. Your words just fall on deaf ears, I've heard you claim this many times, and nothing EVER comes of it. The only reason you're even here is to get money, that's the only reason you still "wrestle", if you can call it that. I call it barely EXISTING. I'm here to stake my claim as the best superstar to ever enter Wrestlemania Entertainment, I don't need money. I've been fortunate enough to make a lot, more than you can even imagine, Scott. I'm all business right now, I'm fully focused on the task at hand. [[ Edge has a look on his face, as if thinking of something suddenly. ]] Edge: You know, maybe you should drink before this match, Hall. [[ What? ]] Edge: Think about this for a second now. Either way, you're going to get the beating of a lifetime. At least, if you turn up having had a few... [[ Edge copies the finger, and thumb motion. ]] Edge: Brewskies, as you call it... [[ Hilarious. ]] Edge: You might not feel the pain, until the morning, anyway. [[ He makes a fair point. ]] Edge: You can try pretend like this is a match you can win, which I'm sure you will, or you can fact the facts. You can admit to everyone what they already know, I'm main event material, Scott. The only way you'll ever get near it is by starting up my music, yeah, you're THAT bad now. I'm gonna' be sending a message out to CM Punk, and Jericho, by kicking your ass all over that arena on Monday night. When this match is over, they'll look on in shock. It'll suddenly bite them in the ass, they'll realize the battle they really face to be crowned World Heavyweight Champion. There is no doubt in my mind, I'll be winning that match. We all know this is going to be a triple threat, no matter what I say. I fully expect that match to be announced next week, and when it is, it's instantly putting that title around my waist. [[ He motions his hands around his waist now. ]] Edge: Don't look at that match with The Rock, Scott. We BOTH know what happened there, don't we? [[ Edge winks at the camera. ]] Edge: My mind is only focused on YOU, only you, Scott. You're getting me at my peak, I couldn't feel any better right now. I had to laugh when I found out they didn't even put you in that little US title tournament, does that not tell you something? They have no faith in you, Scott. They know what you are, which is why they don't want to give you a chance to not only embarrass them but, the entire company, plus yourself. [[ Edge rises to his feet once again. ]] Edge: You know, you could look at this as your swansong. Your final chance to step into the ring with someone truly great, the greatest some might say. Whatever performance you put up against me Hall, will be in vain. You're finished, and I'm going to finally put you out of action. Someone had to do it, and I'm the guy who actually CAN do it. [[ Edge points to himself now. ]] Edge: At SLAM, you're going to find out exactly why they call me The Rated R Superstar. What I do to you, it isn't going to be for the faint hearted. So, in conclusion, everyone who wants to witness the end of Scott Hall, and his little NWO version three thousand, tune into SLAM. [[ He gets closer. ]] Edge: I can assure you that it will be worth every... [[ Closer. ]] Edge: Single... [[ Closer still. ]] Edge: Second... [[ Super close up. ]] Edge: Of your time. [[ He backs away slightly now. ]] Edge: The clock continues to tick, Scott. There's no escaping your destiny, on Monday night... I'm going to break you in HALF! [[ Edge storms out of our picture as our scene fades to black. Tune into SLAM! this monday night, it's sure to be amazing. ]] [[ fin. ]] |