Our scene awakens in a hotel room. We see two beer bottles sitting on a table with nobody around close to the bottles. Just then, we see Road Dogg walk into the picture shaking his head. He has a disgusted look on his face, not impressed by something which he has just seen. Road Dogg puts his feet up on the table, taking a sip of his beer. 

'Road Dogg': I can't believe you just asked me that.. Seriously, Billy.. I don't think anyone is gonna' care man.

'Mr. Ass': Are you kidding me?

Billy Gunn walks out wearing now but, a towel. He's obviously just come out of the shower, asking Road Dogg about something.

'Mr. Ass': Chicks dig this ass, I mean.. I'm The Ass Man, Billy Gunn.. I need to make sure it's looking good, you know what I mean?

'Road Dogg': Sure but, I don't think that I need to be the judge.

'Mr. Ass': I'm just asking, does it look good?

Road Dogg shakes his head, then a serious look comes across his face.

'Road Dogg': Speaking from a totally non-gay point of view, it looks.. alright, I guess.

'Mr. Ass': Good enough for me, man.

Billy walks off to get ready while Road Dogg takes another sip of his beer.

'Road Dogg': I was thinking, we're gonna' go down to World Championship Wrestling... They don't even have a tag division. I guess we'll just have to open that up.

We can hear Billy shouting from the other room.

'Mr. Ass': Yeah, they've even got a diva division for the women. I mean, who wants to sit, pay good hard money to watch that? That just ain't gonna' fly.

'Road Dogg': Yeah, seriously.. I can't believe Bischoff hasn't even made a tag division, he could miss out on talent like us. Everyone knows we're the greatest tag team there has ever been, five time world wrestling federation tag team champions.

'Mr. Ass': Entertainment.

'Road Dogg': What?

'Mr. Ass': World Wrestling Entertainment, you mean.

'Road Dogg': Oh, right.. yeah.

Billy walks out now with clothes on. He reaches down for his beer, finishing it all in one swift gulp. He throws the bottle down on the table with a smile.

'Mr. Ass': This is gonna' be even better than WWE, we'll actually invent the tag team division for World Championship Wrestling.

'Road Dogg': Wait.

'Mr. Ass': Yeah?

'Road Dogg': Doesn't that kind of make us champions already? I mean, if we're making the division... you need champions.

'Mr. Ass': It gets my vote.

'Road Dogg': Mine too.

'Mr. Ass': Seriously, it's time we done something about it. Tag team wrestling is what it's all about, we both know that. We know the fans want to see the New Age Outlaws once again, let's go do it.

 'Road Dogg': I like that thinking, Billy.. You know, it's that sort of thinking that gets you places.. Positive attitude, determination.

Road Dogg is just messing around here.

'Road Dogg': We'll get over there, we'll show Bischoff what he's missing out on. Forget everyone else, The New Age Outlaws are back in business, baby!!

'Mr. Ass': Oh yeah!

They high five each other, then they set off. Who knows what is next for our heroes, hell, I don't even know.

That's Keller's job.