AITCH BEE KAY

title: 'face the facts'
starring: shawn michaels ; others
synopsis: Heartbreak kid returns..

The scene opens up and we can see that we are inside the old " Tough Enough " arena. Inside, we can see that Al Snow is there also along with Tazz. There is a few wrestlers there and they must be doing another show of Tough Enough. We can see that they are both inside the ring and are talking to all of the students that are outside. It seems they are keen to learn from both of these men and they should be, that's what they are there in the first place.

Al Snow: Alright, listen.. Today went well, I was impressed by a lot of you.. It proves that hard work does pay off and I think that a lot of promise is showing through in you all.

Tazz: Ch'yeah chu' got dat' right Al, great performance guys.. Remember, the one thing dat' I said.. Always expect the unexpected.

Al Snow: That's right, anything could happen to you at any point in your career.. If you take your eye off the ball then who knows what could happen.

Just then, the door swings open and a man walks in wearing a blue mask and some pink tights. Everyone turns to look at him and they are all laughing, even Al Snow and Tazz can't help but, laugh at this man.

Al Snow: Well, looks like the clown's arrived for the party.

Once again, everyone in the place burst into laughter and the masked man just shrugs.

Masked Man: Hey, what can you do.. It was the only outfit that they had left in the place.

Tazz: Whatever ya' sissy.

Al Snow: What shop was that, the circus shop?

Masked Man: Ya' know something Al, I really will enjoy kicking your ass right now.. You know that?

A silence comes over now as Al Snow looks a bit taken back by that last comment, he looks at Tazz who looks ready for a fight. Al Snow takes off his shirt and looks at the Masked Man.

Al Snow: You want to wrestle me, are you kidding me? You know, I'm ready for it but, I'm not being held responsible for what I do to you in this very ring.

Masked Man: That's alright, you won't be in the ring for long.. Hey, meathead.. You can join in too.

Tazz: Chu' talkin' to me tough guy?

Masked Man: Oh, that's right.. You catch on pretty quick for someone who has a head that weighs what, thirty pounds?

Tazz: Why I shou--

Masked Man: What? ok, fourty?

There was a slight chuckle from the students as Tazz looks like he is about to go crazy right now. Tazz takes his shirt off and throws it to the floor then motions for the Masked Man to step into the ring.

Tazz: I dare chu' to step in this ring right now an' see what happens chu' little pussy.

Al Snow: That's right, you take on both of us right now.. This is your moment of fame tough guy, so come on down.

Masked Man: Well, I don't know..

Al Snow: What don't tell me your backing down already, you showed so much promise too.

Masked Man: Ah, what the hell.. Let's dance.

The Masked Man slides into the ring and both Al Snow and Tazz go to one corner of the ring. The Masked Man is on the other side and everyone is looking on, to see who makes the first move.

Al Snow: You ready?

Masked Man: Wait a second, need to stretch before we do this.

Tazz: What?

The Masked Man begins stretching his legs out and then his back, he is just trying to anger Tazz and Al Snow. He shakes his body around and Al Snow charges at him but, he was expecting it. He dodged out the way of Al Snow and Superkick's Tazz straight out of the ring. Al Snow turns around and Superkick to Al Snow and it sends him out of the ring. The Masked Man looks at all the students.

Masked Man: Now ya' see, THAT is what happens when you run your mouth without thinking.. Expect the unexpected, remember?

The Masked Man raises his arms to his head and removes the mask, it's Shawn Michaels. He has a huge smirk across his face, looking at all of the students on the outside.

Shawn Michaels: Tell me that ya' didn't see that coming, those two guys talk crap.. Plus, why you would want to wrestle for World Wrestling Entertainment is beyond me but, what do I know?

Shawn Michaels smirks and all the students look stunned that Shawn Michaels is standing directly in front of them all. One student raises his arm and Shawn Michaels points at him.

Shawn Michaels: What is it, kid?

Student: Mr. Michaels, Sir.. Why did you do that to them?

Shawn Michaels: Good question, you are probably all wondering that right now.. Let me tell you that this had nothing to do with those two idiots, not one thing.

Everyone looks confused but, sense that Shawn Michaels is going to give them a reason right now.

Shawn Michaels: I am here today to talk about a man who didn't even WIN Tough Enough, Christopher Nowinski.. That's the man who I am being put against this week along with Triple H, let's take a look at it.. Nowinski ain't got nothing on Aitch Bee Kay and all of you here should know that, no matter what he does.. Never, and I mean never.. Will he beat me in the ring but, he thinks that he can.. This is the crazy part, he actually believes that he can come down to the ring and kick my ass.. I know what your thinking, never gonna' happen.. Tell me about it, anyway.. All of you here today are in the same position that he was in and look what happened to him, he is just about to get kicked the hell outta' World Championship Wrestling by me, do you want that upon you?

All the students shake their heads.

Shawn Michaels: I didn't think so.

He looks at them all again and they seem to be getting pretty freaked out by Shawn Michaels here.

Shawn Michaels: I assume you all know your history, and your wrestling.. You will all know that I am THE GREATEST wrestler of all time, there isn't one man who is better than The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.. Nowinski is just another man who is put in my path, and I'll have to take him out like I do with all the others.. Don't get me wrong, the kid is probably talented.. Well, no.. That was a lie, he has nothing going for him really.. Let's be honest, he hasn't got a hope in hell.

He smirks.

Shawn Michaels: There isn't any of you here today who will make it into the big time, that's a fact.. You see Nowinski is nothing but, a card filler.. He is someone who you can just throw in a match when you need to fill the card, it's as simple as that.. They thought that having Triple H and Shawn Michaels wasn't good enough, so they threw Nowinski in the mix.. They know he isn't winning this match, they don't care one bit.. That is just how it goes down in the real world fella's, now.. I know you all won't make it into World Championship Wrestling, for one thing.. You are all trying to win a WWE contract, and WWE is finished.. There is no hope left for that place and you should know that by now but, ya' didn't.. So, where do you go from here? I mean, those two aren't coming around anytime soon.. They could be out for quite a while, recovering.

He puts his hand on his chin.

Shawn Michaels: I guess the only thing that ya' can do is watch Monday Night Nitro, and see what happens to Nowinski.

He shrugs his shoulders.

Shawn Michaels: It beats the hell out of this.

He continues.

Shawn Michaels: There is this whole thing in World Championship Wrestling with The New World Order, they think that they can take control.. Those guys are a bunch of morons that belong in retirement homes and rehab clinics, true story.. Nowinski probably likes those guys, hell.. He probably wants to join them but, he's too smart.. He is a Harvard graduate remember, so he couldn't roll like that.. I'm gonna' send him packing out of WCW, he isn't needed or wanted.. So, what is there for him in that place.. He should just get the hell out, simple.

The students don't say a word.

Shawn Michaels: I will be the World Heavyweight Champion in months, take a good look.. I'll be the man that everyone wants to face, well.. I already am but, it'll be for a different reason.. It doesn't matter who they try to throw in my way because I'll just kick their teeth straight back down their throat and that'll be the end of that.. So I want you all to watch Nowinski and ask yourself, if it is all really worth it.. I'm telling you now that you should get out before it's too late, or one day.. You could be facing ME and THAT, is something that you don't want to happen.

Shawn Michaels jumps out the ring as our scene fades to black.

Our scene opens up and we are outside a large mansion home and it is easy to tell that whoever lives here has a lot of money on show. There are large front gates and they are open, we move up the driveway and we can see that there is a man standing outside. He opens the door and walks into the house as the camera tries to catch up with him, we step inside and can only admire it. There is a picture on the wall and it is a picture of Triple H and Stephanie McMahon so we know who lives in this place. We look around and then we hear noises coming from a room close to us, we move inside and we see Shawn Michaels holding a DX T-shirt to the camera.

Shawn Michaels: This is what it was all about back in the day, both of us Hunter.. We'd roll into town and they would all know to move out the way or face getting their asses kicked.. We were something that was unbreakable, a unit that nobody could match no matter how hard they would try.. We had the world in our hands and we could do what we wanted with it and that's how it should have stayed.. Right now we could be doing whatever we wanted, kicking back.. Just messing around BUT, we don't find ourselves in that position do we Hunter.. You decided that you want to run around with Stephanie and play happy couple, that's fine with me.. Don't be mistaken, there is no doubt that I'm better off without having you dragging at my tail.. The thing that you fail to realize is that DX was all about me, NEVER was it about you.. I was the man that made DX tick over, it was all down to me.. You didn't do anything and the truth of it all is, I could have taken anyone into DX with me.. They would be the ones in your position now, I MADE you what you are today Hunter.. There came a time when you got too big for your boots, and you bit the hand that once fed you.. Look at what happened to you now, your stuck with that slut for a wife.. You can't say I didn't try to warn ya' because lord knows I did.. You just wouldn't listen to any of it would you, oh no.. You knew everything and that was the end of it, you make me sick.. To think that I used to consider you a friend, my BEST friend.. I can't believe what has happened to you now, and it's only gonna' get worse from here.. You know that you can't beat me Hunter, you were NEVER good enough to beat me.. That is why you sat in MY shadow, you wouldn't even be wrestling anymore if it wasn't for me paving the way for you.. This shirt right here resembles everything that we used to be and now, it's worthless.

Shawn Michaels reaches into his pocket and he pulls out a lighter and he puts it on the bottom of the DX t-shirt. He drops it onto the floor and watches as it slowly burns away, with a smirk across his face. He moves on through the house and we see him go into another room and it seems he has found something of interest here. It is a picture he is holding to the camera and we see Shawn Michaels holding the WWF World Title and Triple H holding the European Title. He drops it onto the floor and stamps on it.

Shawn Michaels: It's just like I told you Hunter, you were ALWAYS my lackey.. I said jump and you'd say how high, that's how it has gone for as long as I can remember.. I look at your career and I admit, you have beaten a lot of men and sure, you might be a TEN time World Champion.. None of that matters when your facing me, when you look me in the eye.. You'll know what I mean Hunter, you'll know exactly what I mean.. It doesn't matter what you think is going to happen in this match because I KNOW what is going to happen.. This isn't like the old days, we aren't buddies anymore.. This ain't time for jokes, do I LOOK like I am kidding.. I want everyone to know that your the one that has created your downfall, not me.. I wash my hands of it, Triple H is the man right.. That's what you want everyone to think and no doubt, you'll tell everyone that you made me.. If that is true then you'll do it on Monday Night but, the thing is.. The thing that is really EATING away at you is that you KNOW, that it isn't true.. You know that Shawn Michaels was the one who took you from being nobody, to being somebody almost overnight.. I have always been the man in the spotlight Hunter, I always will be.. People flock from all over the globe to catch just a GLIMPSE of Aitch Bee Kay and for you, all they have to do is pull out a telescope.. Look around for a little while and soon enough, they'll see something strange.. That's when they know that they have found the BIGGEST thing they will ever see, that's right.. Your nose Hunter.

Shawn Michaels bursts out with laughter after that last comment and he continues through the house. He walks up a set of stairs and he looks into a room, it is the bedroom. He smiles and walks in, he walks over to a chest of drawers and reaches in. Something starts buzzing in the drawer and he pulls it out and it is a dildo and a big one at that.

Shawn Michaels: Damn, someone ain't getting enough Satisfaction.. I'm surprised Stephanie hasn't found you with this thing yet.

He throws it away and moves to another chest of drawers, which has all aftershave on top so it is clear that this is Triple H's. He pulls open the drawer and turns away, he looked disgusted by what he sees inside the drawer. He reaches in and pulls out a THONG, he holds it up to the camera.

Shawn Michaels: Remember the time I once said, " What kind of a man wears a thong? ".. Well, now you know.

He moves over to the closet and opens it, he looks inside and then pulls out a robe which is in mint condition. He lays it out on the floor and smiles, he looks into the camera.

Shawn Michaels: I remember you telling me about this, this is your very first robe that you wore back in the WWF.. You protect this thing at all costs, too bad that I have found it now.. I know you'll probably be SCREAMING at me to stop this right now but, I'm just having too much fun.. I remember when you first came onto the scene, you acted like the guy born with a silver spoon in his mouth.. Truth is, you couldn't be more right with it if you tried.. You got handed everything you ever wanted in life, people like me.. I had to work like hell to get where I am today, I had to make sacrifices in my life to make it.. If you had to travel somewhere, then daddy would buy you a plane ticket to wherever it was.. That didn't happen for me and that's where the difference always was, you were happy to play off me.. Hang onto my name, when I done all the hard work and you'd just sit back and take all the credit.. That's always how you worked and now, I am going to put you back in your place Hunter.. I am going to show the WHOLE WORLD exactly who is the better man, the better wrestler.. This is what it all comes down to in the end and you know there is nowhere to run, you HAVE to get in that ring with me.. This is the match that all eyes will be focused on, they will want to see EXACTLY what happens to Triple H when he steps inside that ring against The Heartbreak Kid.. They want to know if Triple H will be able to stick with Shawn Michaels and the answer will be no.. No, Triple H won't be able to stick with Shawn Michaels because I am going to prove a point.. That I was ALWAYS better than Triple H and that I ALWAYS will be.

Shawn Michaels pulls out the lighter once again and sets fire to the robe but, it gets out of hand so he quickly stamps it out. He moves away into another room and there is a title hanging upon the wall, it is the title that Triple H won at Wrestlemania 18 against Chris Jericho. It is the retired WWF Title and Shawn Michaels picks it up and places it over his shoulder.

Shawn Michaels: I bet your really building up a rage now Hunter, I bet that the only thing you want to do is come here and kick my ass all over this place.. The thing is you wouldn't do it, your scared of what I will do to you.. You don't even want to face the truth do you, you want to pretend like I don't exist Hunter.. There is only so long you can go thinking that and eventually, I will be on your mind every single day.. You'll look at the clock and you'll start to count the SECONDS until Nitro, that's how bad it gets.. This title right here, it doesn't mean anything and yet you keep it like it means something.. Ya' know, I think I'll just take it with me as what do you really need it for.. I think I'll just look after it Hunter, this should be the LAST of your worries.. What should worry you the most is the thought of me at Nitro, when I drop you where you stand with some Sweet Chin Music.. That is what you should be worried about and make no mistake, I WILL take you down Hunter.. It doesn't bother me in the slightest, Hunter.. You better be prepared for what is coming your way because I'm.. TUNING UP THE BAND AND.. IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT FOR YA!

Shawn Michaels smirks as our scene slowly fades to black.