Roddy Piper
VS.
You?.
Singles Match

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Our scene is opened with a video package, showing us countless matches from Roddy Piper. We get the feeling this is a hype tape and sure enough, it ends and we fade up to a different scene. We are met with a background with " HOT ROD " all over it then into the shot steps the man himself, " Rowdy " Roddy Piper. He has a mean look on his face, and he wastes no time in telling us what is on his mind.

Roddy Piper: World Wrestling Federation, you better know something.. ROWDY..  RODDY PIPER.. IS BACK!

Even now, at this early stage.. The famous red face is starting to glow.

Roddy Piper: I sat back and watched what happened at WrestleMania, I watched Shawn Michaels become the World Heavyweight Champion.. Now, I know you'll be pleased Shawn.. You've gotta' ask yourself one thing, COULD you do it facing RODDY PIPER!? Could you do it KNOWING that you'd have to face the greatest athlete this business will EVER see?

Stroking his chin, Piper shakes his head.

Roddy Piper: I don't think so.

A slight grin from Piper, it's clear he is hoping to get under the skin of Shawn Michaels with these statements.

Roddy Piper: You are all looking at the one man who can de-throne, Shawn Michaels.. It's about time people witnessed a REAL Champion, someone who can carry that belt with style.. I don't care who I've gotta' go through, I'll go through 'em all.. It doesn't matter to me, I fear NO MAN.. Bring The Warrior, Hulk Hogan, Owen Hart, Shawn Michaels and anyone else.. I'll take 'em all down and when I'm done, I'll be looking for more.. The World Wrestling Federation needs Roddy Piper, without me this place might aswell close.. People pay money to watch Roddy Piper wrestle, all those idiots can't keep away.

The fan's won't like that one.

Roddy Piper: As time goes by, you've gotta' ask yourself what you want from life.. I decided a long time ago that I wanted to be the best, that I wanted to stand tall above the rest.. It's a well known fact around here, that there is NO loyalty.. I don't want to make friends, everyone is my enemy.. You see, Roddy Piper is all about winning.. All I do is win, second place means NOTHING! What you all have to decide is.. WHO WANTS TO BE FIRST!?

He's getting worked up.

Roddy Piper: SHAWN MICHAELS!? YOU LISTEN TO ME, JACK!

The finger pointing is starting now.

Roddy Piper: IT CAN ONLY BE A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU HAVE TO STEP INSIDE THAT RING TO FACE ME! ONCE YOU DO, THAT BELT WILL SIT AROUND MY WAIST! STRUT ALL YOU WANT, MAKE ALL THE COMMENTS YOU WANT.. WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE, IT WILL BE YOU'RE HEART.. THAT WILL BE..

He motions with his hands, as if breaking something.

Roddy Piper: BROKEN!

Crazy laughing from Roddy Piper follows as bagpipes play and out scene fades to black.

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