Adam LaRouche: We’re back to the action sports fans, as we got a HUGE tag team match up scheduled for tonight between The Unholy Alliance and Explicit Content.

Jack Starr: You know what Explicit Content needs more of Adam? Needs more tits.

Adam LaRouche: Wait, what does that have to do – alright alright let’s just get to the match PLEASE. Who do you think is gonna come out on top in this one Jack?

Jack Starr: Well… I think it’s gonna come down to whoever gets the pinfall, ass.

Adam LaRouche: Well isn’t that a bit obvious? I mean, to analyze, both teams are new and as such the AWE tag division is definitely a new flower waiting to blossom.

Jack Starr: Flowers… Dude, you must be gay. Well – whatever, let’s just get down to some nitty gritty two on two action. Hot, very hot.

[The arena goes completely dark. Roxana Casandra can be heard with the other girls laughing, then melody of “Livin' in Sin” by Godsmack begins to play as flashes of a graveyard can be seen with the three girls walking ghostly from left to right slowly, their heads down. "Can't break it!" echoes throughout the arena and boom! Two crosses are set on fire as the music begins getting heavier. The cameras fade to the mixed Draven Frost and Hell’s Keeper videos.]

Victoria Giordano: This match is scheduled for tag team action… Introducing first, weighting in at a combined weight of 570 pounds… Hell’s Keeper and Draven Frost… The Unholy Alliance!

[Walking out slowly Draven and his girls, Keeper and Roxana come out from backstage. Keeper walks nodding his head to the beat, crunches his fist with that sick trademark smile. Draven brushes he's hair in the camera next to him with a comb he has from his jacket. They approach the ring. Draven looks up at the ring with a cocky smirk then goes up the side steps, while his girls take Roxana to the side of the ring. Keeper throws her his vest and black sun-glasses to Roxana. He then kneels looking onward at the entrance with his white eyes, while Frost tests the ropes, and swinging punches in the air.]

Victoria Giordano: …And their opponents… weighting in at a combined weight of 447 pounds… Joseph Johnson and Shaun Cabalar… the Explicit Content!

[“The Only” by Static X begins to play over the sound system as the curtains stir and out from the back strut out Joseph Johnson and Shaun Cabalar. They pose for the fans at the top of the ramp before walking down the ramp in a rather relaxed form. As they reach the bottom, they hop onto the apron and over the top rope in unison, before landing on their feet inside the ring.]

Adam LaRouche: Both teams seem very eager to compete, I mean, they’re the future of the AWE tag division!

Jack Starr: Like I said, needs more tits.

Adam LaRouche: Alright, already… It’s getting old. But I think Explicit Content seems like an excellent and coordinated team so far, something bout em… I dunno.

Jack Starr: Yeah, you would think that, WOULDN’T YOU LADOUCHE?

[As the official gives out last second directions to the four men inside the ring, it seems that Joseph Johnson and Hell’s Keeper will start the match off, with Shaun Cabalar and Draven Frost in their respective corners supporting their partners. The fans are on their feet in support of the newcomers as the bell finally sounds and the match gets underway. Joseph skips around from foot to foot circling Keeper and trying to find a good entrance spot for a grapple, but Keeper’s size advantage dispels any hope for that and instead the two men rapidly lock horns in one motion. Keeper quickly gains the advantage as he twists his opponent’s arm with an arm wrench and brings him down to one knee. Holding onto Joseph’s arm, Keeper brings down a huge elbow to his opponent’s shoulder and another and another! Keeper releases Joseph’s arm as he grabs a hold onto is shoulder and tries to massage away the pain but before he can succeed, he’s quickly tossed into the ropes. Joseph bounces off of them and comes back towards Keeper who tries for a big boot but Johnson quickly ducks out of the way and ending up behind his foe, connects with a huge drop kick to Keeper’s back that sends him flat onto his face.]

Adam LaRouche: Wow! What agility, this team is already showing promise.

Jack Starr: Blah blah blah, he got in a nice dropkick, so what?

[Joseph Johnson rubs his shoulder again and tags in Shaun Cabalar and as he enters the ring, the two partners quickly lift Hell’s Keeper to his feet and toss him into the corner. They begin to furiously stomp away on Keeper’s body as the fans respond with a wave of cheers that further encourages the duo. As their barrage of stomps and kicks comes to an end, Joseph steps through the ropes and onto the apron as the legal man, Shaun Cabalar, takes his turn with one on one action. With Keeper still stuck in the corner, Shaun climbs to the middle ropes and begins to rain down with huge lefts and rights as the crowd counts the number of punches… 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… All of a sudden, with some kind of inhumane burst of strength and brute force, Keeper manages to throw Shaun off of the ropes and onto the canvas. Bam! Shaun lands hard on his back but he quickly sprints back up to his feet but only to be met with a huge lariat from Keeper that sends Shaun spinning in the air before he hits the canvas again. Keeper goes down too with the force of his lariat before slowly stumbling to his feet and making his way to his corner to tag in Draven Frost who’s been leaning over the top rope calling for the tag.]

Jack Starr: What a move! Now THAT is a tag team I wanna see more of.

Adam LaRouche: The fans seem to think differently Jack, I mean, they seem to really love Explicit Content!

[The camera takes us back to the ring where Draven Frost is now in the ring. He picks up Shaun Cabalar off the canvas and quickly brings him down with a huge snap DDT! Bam! Cabalar’s head gets driven into the canvas as Frost makes a quick pin… 1… 2… No! Shaun kicks out before the official can make the three count. Joseph Johnson is stomping his right foot against the ring apron and calling for Shaun to get back up and make the tag but before any such attempt can be made, Draven quickly lifts Cabalar back up to his feet and sends him into the ropes. But Shaun is able to wrap his arms around the ropes as he stops himself from bouncing off of them. He then quickly reaches out and tags in Joseph Johnson who sprints into the ring and delivers a huge kick to Draven’s stomach. Joseph calls for his partner to quickly help him grapple Draven, and as he does the two pull off a swift double team suplex. Bam! Draven lands hard on his back as sharp pain runs up his spine. Hell’s Keeper enters the ring and tries to help out his partner but before he can do much damage, Shaun and Joseph quickly grab him and toss him out of the ring. Splat! Keeper’s massive body hits the hard mats on the outside of the ring as Shaun steps through the ropes now, and lets Joseph do his work.]

Adam LaRouche: There is a lot of teamwork with this new team, I’m seeing great things in their future!

Jack Starr: Yeah, you know… I like Explicit Content, but now these guys, just porn and swear words.

[Back in the ring Joseph Johnson and Draven Frost are locked up in a grapple as Joseph swings behind his opponent and tries to lift up his opponent, but Draven counters with an elbow to the head and reverses the roles as he now ends up behind Joseph. He tries for a suplex but as Joseph is flipped over he lands on his feet. Draven turns around surprised only to be met with a stiff kick to the midsection. Joseph quickly hooks his opponent’s arms and raises him up in the air. Bam! Both men crash down to the canvas as Joseph delivers a huge tiger bomb for the pin… 1… 2… thr… No! Draven kicks out in the last second as the fans erupt once more. Keeper tries to slide back inside the ring but Shaun sees that as he quickly hops inside the ring and runs over to Keeper. He slides down with a baseball slide under the bottom rope and meets Keeper with boots to his face. Shaun then completely slides out of the ring and begins to pummel Keeper with kicks to his body as the three women that came down to the ring with The Unholy Alliance run amok.]

Jack Starr: Look at those things GO! Up, down, up down, DAMN! Unholy Alliance can come party with me!

Adam LaRouche: Pay attention to the match! This is good stuff here, whenever one is in trouble, the other member of Explicit Content is always there!

[We swing back to the action in the ring where Joseph Johnson has Draven’s right leg in his grasp. Bam! He comes down with a big elbow to his opponent’s leg as Draven’s face twists and turns with pain. Joseph quickly gets back up and delivers another elbow to his opponent’s upper leg. He then lifts Draven up and sends him into the ropes. Wait, no! Draven manages to reverse the whip as Joseph ends up going into the ropes instead. He bounces off of them and comes back towards Draven who takes him down with a drop toe hold. Draven sprints to his feet and lifts Joseph back up sending him into the ropes. He then bounces off the ropes on the other end and the two superstars come towards each other at full speed. Draven tries for a cross body but Joseph catches him midway with a huge spear and then turns it around into a huge brainbuster! Bam! It’s The Desensitizer! Draven gets driven hard into the canvas, his spine almost getting crushed as the ring shakes and rattles. Joseph quickly makes the cover as Hell’s Keeper tries to get inside the ring once more, but Shaun Cabalar spins him around and grabbing a hold onto one of Keeper’s arms, drives him into the mats with a one arm DDT! The official is down on his knee in the ring as he makes the pin… 1… 2… 3…! The bell rings as the fans roar with cheers. Joseph Johnson and Shaun Cabalar quickly begin to make their way up the ramp looking back at the carnage they left behind.]

Victoria Giordano: Here are your winners… Joseph Johnson and Shaun Cabalar… the Explicit Content!

Adam LaRouche: What a great match!

Jack Starr: Hey… try to get the numbers to those ladies over there, dayum.

Adam LaRouche: Are you even paying attention? This is a great victory for the tag division here in AWE!

Jack Starr: And this COULD be a great victory for my “happy buddy” if you’d shut up once in a while. So while I hunt out these ladies… Let’s go backstage for a moment.