Jake Anderson - Ladies, and gentlemen, welcome to the nMw! We are all glad that you could join us on this fine first edition of nMw Anarchy!

Johny Blaze - And what a show we have in store for you tonight, as we will crown our first nMw World Heavyweight Champion!

Jake Anderson - That's right Blaze, but we also have four more high profile contests to kick the nMw off right!

[“Just Close Your Eyes” blares through out the TD BankNorth Garden in Boston Massachusetts. Ripper stands at the top of the entrance way holding his hand up to his head scanning the crowd, as his body guard Cyrus stands firmly behind him. An overwhelming chorus of boo's follows Ripper and his security to the ring. Beastie jumps up on the apron and steps through the ropes as the damn near seven foot Cyrus steps over the top. Beastie jumps to opposing turnbuckles using his hand to scan the crowd once again. Ripper descends as the ring announcer Malori Drake hands him a microphone.]

Ripper - Ladies and gentlemen... Tonight you, your selves will have the opportunity to witness one of the greatest specials of all time. Tonight will be a landmark in NMW history as, yours truly, The Big... Bad... Beastie Daddy, will become it's first ever World Heavyweight Champion!

[The crowd erupts with boos. Ripper simply smirks and continues on.]

Ripper - Go ahead! Go ahead! Boo if you must, but the truth is this company couldn't have a more decorated, well rounded, or charismatic man as its champion! I am an international phenomenon! I have traveled all over the world, proving that I am one of the greatests of all time.

[The crowds boos continue on. Beastie looks disgruntled but continues.]

Ripper - You people are stupid! I have traveled the entire globe. I know that four of the five fastest land animals live in Africa – the cheetah, which can run at an amazing 70 miles per hour, wildebeest, lion and gazelle. I also know that Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants. Oh... and topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only... only... in tropical fish stores.

[The crowd begins to chant in unison... "We don't care... we don't care..."]

Ripper - You don't care huh? Well why don't I tell you a little something about Boston that you ingrates might not know. Boston is exactly 306 kilometers from New York City! You know what that means don't you? You're all exactly 190 miles from any signs of intelligent life forms! Ha ha ha!

[Ripper and Cyrus laugh together as the arena goes dark again and green lights start flashing at the entrance stage. 'The Only' by Static X blasts on throughout the arena as the intensity of the flashing lights elevates. Joseph Johnson finally walks out onto the stage as lights of black and green flash around him. Johnson does his usual taunt for the crowd and walks down the ramp to the steel steps and then climbs into the ring. Johnson goes to the far corner and poses on the second rope. He gets down and goes over to the opposite corner to pose for that side as well. He hops off the turnbuckle and walks to the middle of the ring. He grabs a mic from Malori and smirks at Ripper as Cyrus circles around him.]

Joseph Johnson - Ripper, I want to thank you for that history lesson Mr. Geography...

Ripper - What the Hell do you want?

[Joseph Johnson - Take it easy bro! I was just wondering if you could answer a question for me... Since your international intellect is so diverse, answer me this... What's the capital of Thailand?]

Ripper looks annoyed.

Ripper - You know something... That one seems to have slipped my mind. Why don't you indulge me!

[The Amazing One steps up real close to Ripper and smiles like a Cheshire cat.]

Joseph Johnson - Bangkok!!!

[Joseph slams his hand into the testicles of Ripper. The Big Bad Beastie falls over holding himself, but Joey is quickly leveled from behind by Cyrus. Cyrus lifts Joey to his feet and sets him for a big boot. Joey ducks and Cyrus gets his leg caught on the top rope. Johnson boots Cyrus where the sun doesn't shine, and he hits the mat as well! Both Cyrus and Ripper lay on the mat as "The Only" plays again and Joseph Johnson makes his way back up the ramp!]

Jake Anderson - Wow! Fireworks between these two already and we're still hours away from their battle for the World Heavyweight Championship! Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we have to go to commercial but we'll be right back with our first match in this nMw history!

[Drezzy still refuses to cover him. Instead he grabs Malibu by the arm and puts his hands around his face, ripping and tearing at his body with his Chicken Foker submission hold! Cade Malibu is already out of it and the referee quickly calls for the bell!]

Jake Anderson - I can't believe it! The referee has stopped this match!

Johny Blaze - I can't say I blame him! Cade Malibu is completely knocked out!

Malori Drake - And here is your winner, via Knock-out... Drezzy!

["Das Modell" by Rammstein clicks back on in the arena. Drezzy has his hand raised by the referee and celebrates his hard thought victory.]

Jake Anderson - What a debut by Drezzy. He destroyed Cade Malibu tonight.

Johny Blaze - This isn't good Jake. Malibu isn't moving one bit...

["We Taking Over" by DJ Khaled hits on, replacing Drezzy's music. The whole of Explicit Content runs out into the ring. Shawn Hardy takes Drezzy down with a chairshot on his way down to the ring, busting Drezzy open! Joseph Johnson and Shaun Cabalar enter the ring, with Hardy close behind them. The three of them all take their shots at Cade Malibu. Shawn Hardy hits him with his Excellence Point trademark move! He then picks Malibu up and gives him his signature finisher, The Designation! Shaun Cabalar takes his turn now, he picks Malibu up and gives him his finisher, The Overdose! But Shaun isn't done yet. He picks Malibu back up and gives him his ultimate finishing move... The Last Source! Meanwhile, Joseph Johnson has grabbed a sledgehammer, wrapped in barbed-wire, from under the ring. Cabalar and Hardy hold Malibu up and Johnson hits him with the hammer right in the back! Malibu crumbles to the mat! Joseph Johnson then hoists him up and gives him his trademark, the Enervation! Johnson brings him back up and gives him his finisher, the Jurisdiction! Johnson points at his sledgehammer wrapped in barbed-wire, and tells Hardy and Cabalar to hold Malibu up. Johnson aims the hammer at Cade Malibu's face and gives it a full swing right into Malibu's head! Blood spews out of his face all over the mat! Joseph Johnson throws the hammer down across Malibu's head and puts him in his signature submission, the Pandemonium! Cabalar grabs Malibu by the arm and puts him in the Ultimate Pain as well! Hardy doesn't have any limbs to work with, so he just stands there and watches. The crowd, meanwhile, is loving the carnage and cheering on Explicit Content!]

Jake Anderson - This is sick! We need an ambulance out here!

Johny Blaze - Screw that! Malibu deserves it!

Jake Anderson - You know what? You're sick... no... you're right! Keep at it EC!

Johny Blaze - Cade Malibu asked Joseph Johnson for help and wasted his time with this pathetic display out here tonight and Explicit Content is paying him back!

[Shawn Hardy rolls out of the ring and grabs a baeball bat from underneath it. He rolls back in and starts swinging away at Cade Malibu anywhere he can hit him! Joseph Johnson finally lets go of his Pandemonium hold so Shawn Hardy siezes the opportunity and puts him in his High Authority submission hold! Johnson just stands back and laughs at Shawn Hardy and at Cade Malibu's demise. Hardy and Cabalar finally let go of the hold and "We Taking Over" by DJ Khaled comes back on. EMTs quickly come out with a stretcher and work on Cade Malibu. Andy Bello quickly runs out with a microphone in hand...]

Andy Bello - Stop it right there! Stop it! Don't you dare get that sack of shit's blood on one of my stretchers! In fact, would someone come out here with a body bag?! We're tossing that piece of shit in the trash!

[The crowd is going crazy! A man quickly runs out with a black bodybag and slides it into the ring. The EMTs reluctantly rolls Malibu into the black body bag and then put him in the stretcher. Joseph Johnson picks him hammer back up and swings it down hard on Malibu's chest! He then throws it down on the mat and all of Explicit Content raises their hands and head up the ramp. Andy Bello raises his hand with them and they all return to the back as Cade Malibu is carted away and put in an ambulance, which quickly drives out of the arena. The nMw goes to commercial as the ring canvas is replaced because of the huge puddles of Cade Malibu's blood on it...]

[Backstage, Joseph Johnson is warming up for his battle with Ripper. Koryn walks up to him and hands him a glass of water. He downs it quickly and then continues warming up.]

Koryn - I'm sorry I got so mad at you...

Joseph Johnson - I was the asshole, not you. If anything I should be apologizing to you. I don't know how long it takes to move on from a miscarriage. I know you never get over that, but after a while, you have to get used to life with it. I mean, you can't just keep kicking yourself over something you had no control over.

Koryn - I know. I'm just afraid to go through something like that again...

Joseph Johnson - I know you want me to say everything is gonna be ok, but this is a bad time. You know how I am before a match. This isn't the guy you love, this isn't the guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. That guy's back in Tampa waiting for us to go back home. Here, on Anarchy, this guy can only focus on one thing and that's Ripper and his ugly bodyguard Cyrus.

Koryn - From what I saw earlier, with the way you punked him and his bodyguard out, and the way you guys tooks out Cade Malibu, I don't think you should worry so much.

Joseph Johnson - I'm not worrying. I'm jacked up. Do you realize we are just minutes away from a ninth World Heavyweight Championship for Joseph Johnson? It's been so long, too long, since I've climbed the ladder this far. Do you realize this is my first one on one World Championship shot in over five years? Forgive me for being a little over jacked here, but this is history in the making.

Koryn - Do you want me to come out there with you?

Joseph Johnson - Yeah, I would normally, but when I face the woman assaulter and then with his brooding, ugly bodyguard ont he sidelines... probably not the best idea for tonight.

Koryn - Yeah, hell yeah. You don't need me out there anyway, what could I even do?

Joseph Johnson - You can hold my hammer?

Koryn - Yeah right, no one's allowed to touch your hammer but you. The last time I touched that, you wouldn't touch me for a week.

Joseph Johnson - Yeah, I punished you! But what are you doing to me now? Hmmm? What am I being punished for? I was just as much a victim as you were.

Koryn - Ok, ok, ok! I'll make you a deal. If you win the World Championship tonight, we can go back to how it was, but if you come up short... well, no girl likes a guy who comes up short.

Joseph Johnson - You're so dirty. And you know this more than anyone... Joseph Johnson, the Amazing One, doesn't come up short a day in his life...

Koryn - Well, there was that one night, but don't worry, it happens to every guy...

Joseph Johnson - Shut up! That only happened because you wanted to have sex in my mom's bed! I mean, what's wrong with you?!

Koryn - It was the only bed in the house!

Joseph Johnson - So?! Look at our house now! How many times have we done it in the kitchen? The bathroom? The living room? The deck?! The stairwell?! Hell, we even did it in the bushes in front of our house!

Koryn - Ok, enouh Macho! You're match is up next, now go out there and do what you do best and then we can go home and do what we both do best...

Joseph Johnson - That's the best pep talk you could give me, now I gotta go...

[Joseph Johnson goes to kiss Koryn, but as she moves in he quickly turns away and heads out of the locker room. Koryn sits back down on the sofa and turns on the TV, getting ready to watch nMw Anarchy's main event. Joseph Johnson meanwhile, is heading to the ring...]

Joseph Johnson vs. Ripper (World Heavyweight Championship) Gimmick (Single Match)

Jake Anderson - Coming up next ladies and gentlemen, we have our main event. A match between two of nMw's best and a contest where we will crown our very first nMw World Heavyweight Champion.

Johny Blaze - And after what we've seen from these two so far tonight, this is not going to be an easy match. The volume is turned up a notch.

Jake Anderson - It's about more than just that title Blaze, pride is on the line in this match.

Johny Blaze - You know, personally, I have to go with Joseph Johnson in this one Jake, he's already put Ripper down once tonight, could he do it again for the title?

[The words "Just Close Your Eyes" blast through out the arena, out steps the Big Bad Beastie Daddy, wearing a very flashy hooded jacket and right behind him is his body guard Cyrus. Ripper pulls the hood back and puts his hands to his eyes, as he slwoly scans the crowd. he contiues down the ramp followed by his very large head of security, entering the ring and ascending the turnbuckles he scans the crowd again looking for other beasts in the crowd.]

Malori Drake - This match is scheduled for one fall.... Introducing first, accompanied by his bodyguard Cyrus... weighting in at 237lbs., and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... Ripper!

Johny Blaze - Could that man behind Ripper be the big difference maker in this match?

Jake Anderson - Well, Cryus sure is a monster of a man, Blaze. And if given the opportunity, I really do think he will have an influence on this match.

Johny Blaze - For Johnson's sake I really hope this doesn't become a handicap match. That Cyrus is a destructive force.

[The arena goes dark again and green lights start flashing at the entrance stage. 'The Only' by Static X blasts on throughout the arena as the intensity of the flashing lights elevates. Joseph Johnson finally walks out onto the stage as lights of black and green flash around him. Joseph pauses on the stage and the lights stop flashing . A green neon light shines down over him, while a waterfall of pyro forms in a line across the stage directly behind him. Johnson does his usual taunt for the crowd and green pyrotechnics then explode from the stage down the ramp and to ring. Johnson walks down the ramp to the steel steps and then climbs into the ring. Johnson goes to the far corner and poses on the second rope. He gets down and goes over to the opposite corner to pose for that side as well. He hops off the turnbuckle and walks to the middle of the ring. ]

Malori Drake - And the opponent.... he is an nMw Hall of Famer... weighting in at 231lbs., and hailing from Tampa, Florida... The Amazing One... Joseph Johnson!

Johny Blaze - And just listen to the reaction from this crowd. You can tell who's side they're on.

Jake Anderson - And that's the beauty of the nMw, the crowd can cheer and boo whomever they want.

Johny Blaze - “Here we go. Ripper and Joey lock up and jockey for ring position.”

Jake Anderson - “Joey just executed a beautiful hammerlock.”

[Joey wrenches up on the arm behind Ripper’s back. Ripper slaps his shoulder a few times with his free hand before ducking out of and reversing the hold. He then shifts his body and takes Joey down still holding the hammerlock.]

Johny Blaze - “This is some real technical wrestling we are seeing from Ripper so far.”

Jake Anderson - “Yes but I wouldn’t count Joey out. I've seen him escape from situations like this before.”

Johny Blaze - “And escape he does.”

[Joey somehow managed to get to his knee and duck out of the hold. Both men make it back to their feet and they lock up again. First Joey is pushed against the ropes and then Ripper before Ripper manages to whip Joey into the ropes.]

Jake Anderson - “Johnson ducks the close line and continues running.”

[Joey hit’s the opposite rope and then leap frogs over Ripper and continues running. Ripper drops to the mat and Joey hurdles him and continues by bouncing off the rope again. Ripper makes it to his feet just in time but he has his back to Joey.]

Johny Blaze - “Reverse Huricanrana!”

Jake Anderson - “I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.”

Johny Blaze - “I’ve only seen it once and it didn’t end to well.”

[Ripper’s head crashes to the mat as the huricanrana flips him backwards. Joey walks to the ropes and springboard’s off.

Jake Anderson - “Beautiful springboard moonsault and he goes for the cover.”

Johny Blaze - “1...2... And Ripper kicks out.”

[Ripper managed to get his shoulder up at the last possible millisecond. Johnson stands up and starts to argue with the referee and Ripper sees his opportunity and rolls Joey up in a schoolboy and props his feet on the ropes just as the ref starts the count.]

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Johny Blaze - "No! Kickout! Thought my boy Rip, had him there!"

Jake Anderson - Ripper pulls Joey up to his feet. Ripper lands a few solid punches to the cranium of Joey before Joey whips him into the ropes. Coming back off the ropes, Ripper hits Johnson with a solid clothesline. Joey falls to the mat.

Johny Blaze - “Ouch… that wasn't pretty.”

[Ripper goes for a standing elbow drop, but Joey rolls out of the way just in time. Johnson then begins to position himself at Rippers legs for some sort of submission move.]

Jake Anderson - “It looks like Joey has a boston crab applied firmly on Ripper…”

[Ripper wraiths around on the mat for a little bit, but Cyrus reaches out and pulls Ripper to the nearby ropes. The ref begins to count Joeys for the release.]

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Johnson releases the hold before the ref gets to the five count. He then pulls Ripper back into the middle of the ring where he gets ready for a snap suplex.]

Johny Blaze - “OUCH… that looked like it hurt.”

[Ripper is laid out on the mat, and Joey circles him like a predator getting ready to eat his prey. It is at this time that ripper suddenly jolts upward with a hard spear. Joey falls to the mat, and Ripper rips into him with a fury of punches.]

Jake Anderson - “ITS NOT EASY BEIN’ BEASTIE!”

Johny Blaze - “This doesn’t look good for Joey, it seems as if Ripper has come up with some rage from somewhere.”

[Ripper stops his assault, and pulls Johnson up, and into a ddt position. He then begins runs towards a nearby turnbuckle.]

Jake Anderson - “TORNADO DDT BY RIPPER!”

[Joey is now laid out on the mat, and ripper stands winded above him. As Joe gets up, Ripper heads outside the ring. After reaching under the ring, and finding baseball bat, Ripper returns to meet Joey in the squared circle. The two stare at one another for a moment, both of them breathing heavily and slumping slightly. Suddenly, Ripper and Joe charge at each other.]

Johny Blaze - “RIPPER SWINGS!”

Jake Anderson - “AND MISSES!”

[Joey barely ducks a baseball swing that would have surely decapitated him, and then hits a kick to the mid section. Tiger bomb.!!! Ripper lays with his stomach to the mat, and Joey quickly follows up with two stomps to the back of rippers head.]

Johny Blaze - “CHECK MATE…THIS COULD BE IT.”

[Joey hooks the leg for the pin.]

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Jake Anderson - "OMG! He kicked out again! Whats it gunna take?"

Johny Blaze - "This might be it! Joey is setting Ripper up for his Pandemodium move!"

[Ripper struggles with Joey but to no avail. Joey locks in the shaprshooter, as Cyrus jumps up on the apron. Joey releases the hold and rushes over to knock him over to knock him off the apron. The referre yells at Cyrus to say off the apron. Joey turns back to Ripper who delivers a low blow behind the refs back.]

Johny Blaze - "Ripper has the upper hand again."

Jake Anderson - "Rip Tide!!! He makes the cover!"

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Joey gets his shoulder up before the 3. Ripper puls Joey to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Ripper rushes in but Joey leaps up onto the turnbuckle. Ripper hits turnbuckle and joey grabs a hold of him.]

Johny Blaze - " Looks like Joeys settin' Beastie up for a Tornado DDT."

Jake Anderson - "Wait Cyrus is back on the apron. Johnson see's him."

[Joey hits Cyrus with a back elbow knocking him off the apron. Ripper breaks free and throws a right hand at Joey. Both are perched on the top turnbuckle. Ripper has Joey set up for another Rip-Tide! Joey breaks free and tosses Ripper off the top down to the floor.]

Johny Blaze - "Did you see that? Oh My God! Cyrus is trying to get Ripper to his feet!"

Jake Anderson - "Wait! Whats Johnson doing? He's jumping!"

[Joey leeps off of the top onto both Ripper and Cyrus! All three men hit the ground. The referee begins to count both wrestlers out.]

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Johny Blaze - Cyrus is trying to Get Ripper to his feet but he's out! Joey is pulling on the apron, trying to get back in the ring.

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Jake Anderson - "Joey's almost in! He's gunna win the Worlds Title! No Hold on a second!"

Johny Blaze - "Cyrus has a hold of Joeys leg! HE CAN'T BREAK THE COUNT!"

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Jake Anderson - "The ref is calling for the bell! It's been a double count out!"

Johny Blaze - "So who the hells our champion?"

Jake Anderson - "I don't know! But we're almost out of time! Folks check in at NMW online for more details, and tune in next week. For Johny Blaze, I'm Jake Anderson, And this has been Total Anarchy!!!!"