Johny Blaze - What the hell is this?!

Jake Anderson - Look at that sick make-up on his face Blaze, this isn't your grandfathers Dylan Thompson!

[Johnson leans up, trying to get to his feet, but Dylan smashes the kendo stick against his throat!]

Jake Anderson - Oh my God! We need a doctor out here! Now!

[Dylan Thompson put one foot over the down Joseph Johnson and holds his hands up in the air, expectin Anarchy to go off the air, but "Das Modell" blasts on! Drezzy runs down the ring with a dildo in hand! He slides in the ring and goes toe to toe with Dylan, exchanging right hands in the middle of the ring. Drezzy gets the upperhand and shows the dildo in Dylan Thompson's mouth!]

Johny Blaze - Oh my God! That's disgusting!

Jake Anderson - Where do you think that dildo has been, Blaze?!

[Drezzy brings Dylan to the ground, whipping him in the face with the big black dildo! Brandon Blades attacks Drezzy from behind though! Drezzy and Brandon are going at it in the ring, fists are flying everywhere! Johnson meanwhile has struggled to his feet and is now brawling with Dylan Thompson! Chaos has broken out! "Superstar" by Saliva blasts on and Andy Bello runs out onto the stage...]

Andy Bello - That's enough! That's enough! I'm sick of all of this fighting! Brandon, you want a piece of Drezzy so much then you got him! At our first Pay-Per-View, next week in Madison Square Garden... it will be Drezzy versus Brandon Blades in a Last Man Standing Match!

[The crowd roars in approval! They can't wait for the Night of Kigns Pay-Per-View!]

Andy Bello - But wait, that's not all! Because you see, this will be the final match for one of you two... because in this Last Man Standing Match, the loser must leave the nMw!!

[The crowd roars again! They're already waving goodbye to Brandon Blades!]

Andy Bello - And that brings us to our champion and Dylan Thompson. Dylan, this sick and violent nature you're showing right now... I'm starting to like it. And Johnson, I know that you're a fighting champion. So in nine days, at the Night of Kings, the two of you are going to battle it out for the nMw World Heavyweight Championship... in a Glass Box Match!

[The crowd roars in approval! They still can't wait for the Night of Kigns Pay-Per-View!]

Jake Anderson - My God, Blaze! There is no match more brutal than that! That defines violence! That defines and ends careers!

Andy Bello - But wait. What about tonight? Can we really end a show like this? No... of course not. So I'm signing an impromtu and immediate match. You all better catch your breaths quickly because in three minutes we're going to have Dylan Thompson and Brandon Blades teaming up one more time to face off against the team of Joseph Johnson and Drezzy! And by the way... it will be a hardcore match!

Jake Anderson - Right now?! A hardcore tag team match right now?! Uh, ladies and gentlemen, we'll be right back!

Johny Blaze - We are no ready for this impromptu match ladies and gentlemen!

Jake Anderson - Let's get it underway!

[As we come out of commercial, the tag team match is about to get underway. Joseph Johnson will start it off against Brandon Blades. Johnson goes to lock up with Brandon, but Brandon quickly runs out of the ring. Johnson just stares at him as Brandon grabs a table and sets it up on the outside. He grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. Johnson decides "what the hell" and rolls out of the ring. He pulls out a ladder and slides it in the ring. He takes out a shopping cart and tosses that in the ring too, along with a few garbage cans and lids. Drezzy and Dylan hop off the ring aprons and grab their signature weapons, a dildo and kendo stick respectively. Brandon loads his hand up with a set of brass knuckles. Johnson pulls out a sledgehammer wrapped in barbed-wire and everyone immediately has second thoughts about all of this.]

Johny Blaze - That weapon of Johnson's can end lives Jake!

Jake Anderson - I can't blame these guys for veing a little hesitant of that thing, I would be running fo rmy life right now!

[Johnson and Blades both grabs the bottom rope. They wait and almost at the count of an imaginary three slide into the ring and go to fight each other. Johnson swings his hammer violently at Blades, but he takes a last ditch effort and rolls out of the ring, just barely escaping a devastating blow from the hammer. The crowd boos at him. Blades circles the ring. Finally, Drezzy jumps off the ring apron and hits him with the big black dildo, shoving it right down Brandon Blades mouth! Johnson meanwhile turns at Dylan and smacks him in the side of the head with the hammer! Dylan crumbles right off of the ring apron!]

Johny Blaze - He could have killed him!

Jake Anderson - I think blood just splattered on our table, Blaze!

[Drezzy grabs Brandon and slides him into the ring. Johnson takes his hammer up and gives it a full swing down onto Brandon's back!]

Johny Blaze - Another sick shot!

Jake Anderson - Brandon Blades might be paralyzed!

[Johnson holds the hammer up high and then tags Drezzy in, letting him go to work on Brandon Blades. Drezzy takes one of the trash can lids and lays it out over Brandon Blades head. Drezzy goes to the ring apron and does a flipping leg drop over the top rope and onto Brandon, crushing the lid over his head! Drezzy pins him and the referee counts... 1... 2... Brandon rolls his shoulder up! Drezzy brings Brandon to this feet and brings him into the corner. He grabs a trash can and slams it over Brandon's head! Brandon is propped up against the turnbuckle now. Drezzy puts th eladder across the ropes right infront of Brandon, almost trapping him in the corner. Drezzy tags Johnson in. Drezzy grabs Johnson and Irish whips him as hard as he can into the corner, directly at Brandon. Johnson runs at him full speed and smashes right into Brandon with a devastating spear, crushing Blades between the ladder and turnbuckle! The move takes Johnson out as well!]

Johny Blaze - Our great champion... is such a moron! He just took himself out of this match!

Jake Anderson - Blaze, Johnson isn't even moving!

[Drezzy figures what the hell it's a hardcore match and takes over as the legal man. He pulls Brandon Blades out of the corner and goes for the Clock Work onto another trash can, but a bloodied Dylan Thompson comes out of no where and smashes a breaks a kendo stick over the back of Drezzy's head! Dylan and Brandon go to work on Drezzy. Dylan pushes Brandon away at one point though and the two get in each other's faces.]

Johny Blaze - These guys hate each other just as much as they hate Drezzy and Joseph Johnson!

Jake Anderson - I think Andy knew he was playing with fire when he signed this match, it's all part of the biger picture, Blaze!

[Dylan takes the broken stick and smashes it over Brandon's face! Dylan then picks Joseph Johnson up off the mat, taking his broken and battered body. He puts Johnson out across the ladder and then heads to the top rope. In a weird reversal of attitude, Dylan then directs Brandon to do something. Holding the back of his head, Brandon places a trash can over Johnson's broken body. Dylan then leaps off the top rope and hits a Frog Splash on Johnson, crushing him between the trash can and the ladder! Dylan pins Johnson... 1... 2... Drezzy breaks it up! Drezzy once again takes the dildo and shoves it into Dylan's mouth! He then meets Brandon in the middle of the ring. He goes to DDT Brandon onto a propped up chair, but Brandon uses his forgetton brass knuckles and punches Drezzy in the gut!]

Johny Blaze - I forgot he even had those things on his fist!

Jake Anderson - I think we all did.

[Brandon is now the only one up. He takes the ladder and heads out of the ring. He positions it across the outer ring area, resting on the steel barricade and the ring apron. He slides back into the ring. He brings Drezzy to his feet, sizes him up and crushes him in the skull with the brass knuckles! Dylan gets to his feet takes the mangled carcauss of Joseph Johnson back up to a vertical base. He goes behind him and gives him a German Suplex! He keeps hold of his and gives him another! He rolls back to his feet and holds him up, giving Brandon the chance to hit him in the face with the brass knuckles as well! Dylan then gives Johnson a third German Suplex, this time onto a steel trash can!]

Johny Blaze - He's got to have a concussion by now!

Jake Anderson - He has taken way too many hits to the head in this match!

[While this is going on, Drezzy has risen to his feet. He meets a surprised Brandon with a kick to the gut and then lifts him up with a Clock Work, slamming his head down onto the upright chair! Brandon, Dylan, and Johnson are all down now!]

Johny Blaze - Scratch what I just said, Brandon Blades is the one with the concussion!

Jake Anderson - He looks a little worse for wear right now Blaze.

[Drezzy crawls to his feet as Dylan picks up Johnson. Dylan goes to Tiger Bomb Johnson, but Drezzy grabs him and pulls him by the arm into the Chicken Foker! Drezzy wrenches at Dylan and eventuall Dylan taps out to the hold!]

Malori Drake - And here is your winner, via submission... Joseph Johnson!

Johny Blaze - It's over!

Jake Anderson - Can these guys even make it to Night of Kings after this?!

[Drezzy lets go and the referee holds up his hand in victory. Johnson gets up, still feeling the effects of his ill-adised spear through a ladder. The referee holds up both of their hands. In the meantime, Dylan has recooperated and hits them both in the back with a steel chair! Johnson and Dylan Thompson move to the outside of the ring and exchange rights and lefts. Brandon rolls onto the ring apron and Drezzy follows him. All four men are trading blows!]

Johny Blaze - This isn't over yet!

Jake Anderson - No, it's not! And I have a very sick feeling about it all!

[Johnson grabs Dylan and goes for a Back Suplex, launching, tossing, spinning, flipping him in the air and slamming him with The Verdication...... Drezzy grabs hold of Brandon Blades and gives him a Clock Work off of the ring apron....... Johnson drives Dylan Thompson's body through the broken ladder at the same moment that Drezzy drives Brandon Blades through the table! Two crashes, as loud as explosions echoe throughout the arena!]

Johny Blaze - OH MY GOD!

Jake Anderson - ...I don't even know what to say...

[Drezzy starts to head to the back as Joseph Johnson poses in the ring with his World Championship for an extra minute or so. Suddenly, out of the crowd large muscular man with a thick silver chain and UFC gear runs out of the crowd and into the ring. He and Johnson look at each other.]

Johny Blaze - Who the hell is this?! And why is he here?!

Jake Anderson - That's gotta be the newcomer, Hugh Kendricks!