The Fact Book

1. Joseph Johnson has an all time record of 102-8-4.

2. Joseph Johnson has a singles record of 78-7-3.

3. Joseph Johnson has a tag team record of 11-1-1.

4. Joseph Johnson has never lost a Triple Treat Match, winning 9 times.

5. Joseph Johnson has only appeared in one Fatal Four Way, which he won.

6. Joseph Johnson is undefeated inside the Elimination Chamber, winning 4 times.

7. Joseph Johnson & Shaun Cabalar have a perfect 9-0-0 record when tag teaming together.

8. Joseph Johnson is undefeated in Hardcore/Any Where Falls Matches winning 5 times.

9. Joseph Johnson has never lost a Ladder Match, compiling a record of 4-0-0.

10. Joseph Johnson has appeared in 16 different gimmick matches and 31 total gimmick matches, going 28-2-1.

11. Joseph Johnson has retired 3 wreslters: Vance Torez, Nightmare, and Doomsday.

12. Joseph Johnson has retired 10 times.

13. Joseph Johnson has won 8 World Championships.

14. Joseph Johnson has won 19 Championships.

15. Joseph Johnson is a member of Explicit Content with Shaun Cabalar, Jay O'Neil, Chris Hunter, Shawn Hardy, Matt Jackson, Eric Johnson, and Tyler Robinson "Shadow".

16. Joseph Johnson was married for 6 months, but then divorced the slut.

17. Joseph Johnson's ex-wife claimed to have his son, but the DNA test proved otherwise.

18. Joseph Johnson had Shawn Payne kill his ex-wife before he did it himself.

19. Joseph Johnson has been with his girlfriend/manager Koryn for 3 and a half years.

20. Joseph Johnson has not had sex with Koryn in over nine months and it's driving him insane.

21. Joseph Johnson has had 5 different managers, all women.

22. Joseph Johnson has fucked every one of his managers, even if he wasn't dating them.

23. Joseph Johnson has been with 742 different girls.

24. Joseph Johnson could have gotten with over 25,000 if he wanted, but he has morals.

25. Joseph Johnson's favorite TV show is Lost.

26. Joseph Johnson's favorite sports are Football and Soccer.

27. Joseph Johnson's favorite football team is the Philadelphia Eagles.

28. Joseph Johnson's favorite soccer teams are Juventus, Roma, AC Milan, Udinese, Real Madrid, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Valencia.

29. Joseph Johnson hates the New England Patriots, Washington Redskins, Dallas Cowboys, and Seattle Seahawks, and the New York Giants.

30. Joseph Johnson's favorite fast food is Taco Bell.

31. Joseph Johnson's favorite cologne is Aqua di Gio by Giorgio Armani.

32. Joseph Johnson is known to spend ridiculously large amounts of money on girls.

33. Joseph Johnson was a 2-Time All-American Corner Back at Florida.

34. Joseph Johnson was trained by Bret Hart and Kurt Angle.

35. Joseph Johnson thinks The Rock is gay and refuses to face him in any organization.

36. Joseph Johnson often spends over $50 at Taco Bell by himself.

37. Joseph Johnson thinks Koryn should get over her new saving sex until marriage thing and just give it up already.

38. Joseph Johnson cheated on Koryn with Jeronimo's first timer.

39. Joseph Johnson hates ugly people.

40. Joseph Johnson is afraid of heights.

41. Joseph Johnson does not like zombie movies, but it's not because he's afraid.

42. Joseph Johnson actually is afraid zombies will eventually take over our world.

43. Joseph Johnson has a pet bulldog named Churchill and a rottweiler named Butch.

44. Joseph Johnson is right-handed.

45. Joseph Johnson is a left-handed batter in baseball.

46. Joseph Johnson has frequently been referred to as the "Outcast of Explicit Content" due to him being the least social of the group.

47. Joseph Johnson likes rap and reggaeton above all other types of music.

48. Joseph Johnson hates heavy metal and often asks "if they're that sad why not kill each other?" No one ever replies.

49. Joseph Johnson hates Gothic people but thinks Jez(renowned Goth model) has amazing tits.

50. Joseph Johnson likes the colors orange, green, blue, and silver but hates brown.

51. Joseph Johnson loves Frosted Flakes.

52. Joseph Johnson hates Cheerios.

53. Joseph Johnson likes cheesesteaks and chicken alredo with broccoli.

54. Joseph Johnson loves broccoli with cheese sauce above all other foods.

55. Joseph Johnson hates to drive.

56. Joseph Johnson loves the new Chevy Malibu.

57. Joseph Johnson hates Buicks.

58. Joseph Johnson receives a lot of advice in life but it never works.

59. Joseph Johnson plans to take over the world with Shaun Cabalar and Chris Hunter in World War III.

60. Joseph Johnson doesn't think Chris knows about the above statement.

61. Joseph Johnson likes the numbers 37 and 12.

62. Joseph Johnson is good at bowling.

63. Joseph Johnson lost his virginity at the age of 14.

64. Joseph Johnson cheated on his whore wife with an estimated 40 different girls.

65. Joseph Johnson once got with three girls in the same night.

66. Joseph Johnson once flew to Florida just so he could fuck a big titted blonde named April.

67. Joseph Johnson thinks April had one of the nicest sets of tits to ever see the light of day.

68. Joseph Johnson is proud to announce he popped April's cherry and claims she had one of the tightest vaginas he's ever encountered.

69. Joseph Johnson dreams of someday fucking April again and thinks it will be even better now that she knows what she's doing.

70. Joseph Johnson once drove all the way to Summit, New Jersey just to fuck a big titted brunette named Jennifer.

71. Joseph Johnson got his world rocked by Jennifer that night and next morning.

72. Joseph Johnson claims Jennifer had more moves than even he knew what to do with.

73. Joseph Johnson taped his entire experience with Jennifer and will occasionally watch it while alone on the road.

74. Joseph Johnson likes to think of his Jennifer sex tape as his master piece and is actually more proud of it than he is of winning the EWF World Championship (the second time).

75. Joseph Johnson still has Jennifer's number and writing these facts has made him very horny and now he plans on making a booty call.

76. Joseph Johnson will let you know how it goes.

77. Joseph Johnson will continue with his facts while the phone rings.

78. Joseph Johnson is allergic to latex.

79. Joseph Johnson actually is allergic to latex and yes you read that right.

80. Joseph Johnson found out about his allergy when fucking a hot and spicy spanish girl named Jessica .

81. Joseph Johnson was five years older than Jessica, she was 13 and he was 18.

82. Joseph Johnson never liked condoms to begin with and now says he will never touch one.

83. Joseph Johnson will tell you "When I put the condom on and fucked her it got so big I could barely fit it in, I was shocked at how big it was. It was like a big ol' forearm man and I was so proud of it. I didn't really realize what was actually happening until it burned when I came." It's the truth.

84. Joseph Johnson hates the word whatever.

85. Joseph Johnson was once fucking two girls at once and he heard the word whatever. Simply put, he pulled out of the one, took his tongue out of the other and left.

86. Joseph Johnson can't remember the two girls names.

87. Joseph Johnson loves big tits.

88. Joseph Johnson actually likes girls with nice long, tanned, sexy legs more than anything else.

89. Joseph Johnson hates how often a fat ass comes with a fat stomach.

90. Joseph Johnson is loved by Denise Milani.

91. Joseph Johnson would like to fuck Denise, but he worries because her tits are so big they might end up being saggy and ugly, plus he hates her accent.

92. Joseph Johnson once once fucked a short and sexy girl named Desirae, he swears she has the nicest ass of all girls in the world.

93. Joseph Johnson says that no matter what happens with Koryn and Jennifer, he will always think Kristin has the hottest legs in the entire world.

94. Joseph Johnson is quickly becoming an international phenomenom.

95. Joseph Johnson says the above statement is happening because he's been fucking many international girls.

96. Joseph Johnson would like to ammend the above statement because he refuses to fuck any blacks girls or asians.

97. Joseph Johnson has good taste in girls bodies.

98. Joseph Johnson could care less about personality, as evidenced when he fucked Samantha because in all honesty she had the worst personality in the world.

99. Joseph Johnson thinks Samantha was a bitch, but loved that spanish ass.

100. Joseph Johnson worked his magic over the phone with Jennifer and is buying a plane ticker to Summit, NJ so he can fuck that big titted brunette.

101. Joseph Johnson got his world rocked by Jennifer three times in one night and then again for lunch.

102. Joseph Johnson claims "The Departed" is his favorite movie.

103. Joseph Johnson fucked Kristin's sister Malori, but shhh it's a secret.

104. Joseph Johnson believes Malori had some of the nicest juiciest tits he's ever sucked on.

105. Joseph Johnson thinks Kristin was screwed over when her sister got DDs and she got Bs, but it's ok because Kristin has amazing legs.

106. Joseph Johnson still gets with Malori from time to time, but his fiance doesn't know and neither does Kristin.

107. Joseph Johnson would like to say that for the record, Koryn has no access to these facts.

108. Joseph Johnson used to prefer blondes but now he prefers any girl who's hott.

109. Joseph Johnson always spells it hott, never hot.

110. Joseph Johnson likes Autumn because it has Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas.

110. Joseph Johnson realizes Christmas is actually in Winter, but it's only a three-five day difference so he wants you to stretch your imagination and live a little.

111. Joseph Johnson thinks it is an absolute sin that Trish Stratus had her implants removed.

112. Joseph Johnson was shocked when he first saw Trish Stratus's Bs.

113. Joseph Johnson claims he sucked on those Trish Stratus tits when she was still a D, but it was never proven.

114. Joseph Johnson claims it was never proven because Trish didn't want to lose her long-time boyfriend and current husband, who does have access to these facts.

115. Joseph Johnson would like to let Mr. Stratus know that he did indeed make Trish moan at the top of her lungs and if Mr. Stratus has a problem with this claim then suffice to say, it's on like Donkey Kong.

116. Joseph Johnson thinks Reggie Bush is a bum.

117. Joseph Johnson wants Reggie to know that if Reggie can't satisy Kim Kardashian he would be happy to take that sweet body of hers off Reggie's hands and show Kim what a white man can do.

118. Joseph Johnson isn't actually racist, he just finds it odd that Kim Kardashian never wants to date white guys.

119. Joseph Johnson once went on vacation in Las Vegas for a mere four days... he only slept with 12 girls in those four days and three nights.

120. Joseph Johnson could barely walk at the end of his vacation.

121. Joseph Johnson tends to share too much with his fans.

122. Joseph Johnson thinks fans who complain about his oversharing are actually just jealous.

124. Joseph Johnson wants you to do a sit-up you fat fuck.

125. Joseph Johnson likes to talk about the hottest girls he's gotten with.

126. Joseph Johnson fucked an Italian brunette named Nicole in the girl's bathroom in 12th grade.

127. Joseph Johnson thinks Nicole was a slut and had a shitty personality, but he couldn't resist that perfect High School Cheer Leader body.

128. Joseph Johnson claims 97% of the girls he's slept with were Cheer Leaders at one point in their life, he claims the rest coudln't participate because jumping up and down hurt their huge tits too much.

129. Joseph Johnson hates gigantic nipples.

130. Joseph Johnson is going to try to get some less R-Rated facts soon enough.

131. Joseph Johnson lives a very R-Rated life so the chances of him cleaning this up are slim to none.

132. Joseph Johnson stole the idea for these facts from Shaun Cabalar.

133. Joseph Johnson lost his virginity to Shaun Cabalar's step-sister once removed.

134. Joseph Johnson was 14 years old and she was only 11.

135. Joseph Johnson is not a sick man, she wanted it more than he did.

136. Joseph Johnson created the Jurisdiction from his own mind, many other wrestlers just steal moves and rename them.

137. Joseph Johnson admittedly stole the Sharpshooter and renamed it the Pandemonium because he feels the move puts the crowd into such a raucous the entire arena is in pandemonium.

138. Joseph Johnson does not actually like his theme song "The Only" by Static-X, but says it is the only song he knew of that could match his intensity.

139. Joseph Johnson was recruited by several big name colleges, including USC, Ohio State, LSU, and Miami, but in the end chose to play football for the defending National Champion University of Florida.

140. Joseph Johnson split time at Cornerback and Free Safety in his freshman year, notching only one interception and allowing only three touchdowns.

141. Joseph Johnson became the full-time starter ar Right-Cornerback in his Sophomore season, notching another three interceptions and allowing four touchdowns.

142. Joseph Johnson moved to the Left-Cornerback position in his Junior season, putting him against the opposing team's #1 Wide-out. This time he reached All-American status by picking off 12 passes, bringing one back for a touchdown, and allowing only two touchdown catches.

143. Joseph Johnson had one of the best seasons ever for a Cornerback in his Senior season, picking off nine passes for three touchdowns, 4 forced fumbles, 3 sacks, and only one touchdown catch allowed.

144. Joseph Johnson ended his college career with 25 interceptions, three of which he returned for touchdowns, six forced fumbles, one fumble recovery, one safety, five sacks, and only 10 touchdowns allowed in 43 games.

145. Joseph Johnson helped his Florida Gators win the Orange Bowl 56-23 over Maryland, but unfortunately tore his quadreceps muscle completely off the bone.

146. Joseph Johnson was a Top-10 Prospect for the NFL Draft before tearing his quadrecep. The injuy dropped his 40-yard dash time from 4.32 seconds to a sluggish 4.78, a time incredibly slow for a cornerback in the NFL.

147. Joseph Johnson entered the 2002 NFL Draft anyway, but was undrafted.

148. Joseph Johnson was signed as a rookie free agent by the Jacksonville Jaguars, but after only one day in Training Camp he asked for his release, realizing he would never again be fast enough for the NFL.

149. Joseph Johnson believes to this day that if he didn't injure his quad he would've been selected 5th overall by the San Diego Chargers. The Chargers selected cornerback Quentin Jammer from Texas.

150. Joseph Johnson used his torn quadrecep has a simpify stunt to hook up with at least 30 girls.

151. Joseph Johnson thinks most people would be ashamed of such a thing, but he wants all the haters to know they should stop being jealous that he fucked more girls than them.

152. Joseph Johnson did have a long-time girlfriend through all four years of college, but they kept a very open relationship.

153. Joseph Johnson claims that while his college girlfriend, Antoinette, never slept with any other guys in college, she was OK with him sleeping around because she understood they were really just having fun and knew they would break up after college.

154. Joseph Johnson wants you all to know Antoinette had a gorgeous set of tits and loved to ride.

155. Joseph Johnson still keeps in touch with Antoinette and does meet up with her whenever he is in her hometown of Jacksonville.

156. Joseph Johnson was thought to be the father of Antoinette's daughter, but DNA tests confirmed the child belonged to her ex-boyfriend.

157. Joseph Johnson claims he would have given up everything he had to marry Antoinette and be a family if he was the father, but finding out he wasn't the father was the only time his heart was ever broken.

158. Joseph Johnson is getting some dirty thoughts and might drive up to Jacksonville to pay Antoinette's big tits a visit.

159. Joseph Johnson suffered from a hand disease when he was 16. He claims it ruined hi chances with at least 13 girls.

160. Joseph Johnson is the only man in the world that enjoy eating a girl out.

161. Joseph Johnson once missed football practice because he was going down on a girl for over an hour and half.

162. Joseph Johnson claims the girl, Ashley, had one of the nicest pussies he's ever tasted.

163. Joseph Johnson is not attracted to black girls because of their purple nipples and purple vagina.

164. Joseph Johnson has been quoted as saying "Even the black girls with pink pussies are ugly. I mean those dark legs and then that pussy is like light coming out of a tunnel, I'm surprised it doesn't glow." No he's not racist.

165. Joseph Johnson is very bad at golf.

166. Joseph Johnson is not afraid to cheat on Koryn.

167. Joseph Johnson says he will stop cheating on Koryn the minute she puts out.

168. Joseph Johnson used to love fucking Koryn's big 32G tits, but now he can't even lick them, let alone fuck them..

169. Joseph Johnson drools over Koryn's body and gets smacked.

170. Joseph Johnson never really listens to Koryn.

171. Joseph Johnson thinks Koryn should change her last name from Pelligrino to Johnson and bend the fuck over already... he doesn't mean they should get married.

172. Joseph Johnson probably fucked your sister... if she's hott.

173. Joseph Johnson is a world renowned celebrity and is invited to numerous promotional events with his manager Koryn.

174. Joseph Johnson showers five times a day and six on Sunday.

175. Joseph Johnson claims Koryn's manager duties force her to shower with him.

176. Joseph Johnson only really pays attention to Koryn when her hott body is naked in the shower.

177. Joseph Johnson often gets so horny from shower time he has to go to his gym and fuck a random chick on the bench press.

178. Joseph Johnson actually put a bed in his gym office just for sex, but quickly realized the girls were too sweaty from training to touch his sheets.

179. Joseph Johnson is a neat freak.

180. Joseph Johnson won't fuck a girl if she doesn't shave her pussy and legs.

181. Joseph Johnson thinks French girls are ugly.

182. Joseph Johnson has never fucked a Frenchie, but often brings American girls to France to experience the romantic atmosphere of sex in France.

183. Joseph Johnson could give a shit about the romance and really is just using his frequent flier miles.

184. Joseph Johnson once fucked Koryn in one of the Great Pyramids of Giza... it's in Egypt I think.

185. Joseph Johnson really did fuck Koryn's sister.

186. Joseph Johnson thinks Koryn was better.

187. Joseph Johnson thinks it would be so funny if he married Koryn because Koryn doesn't have many friends and her sister would almost definately by the Maid of Honor.

188. Joseph Johnson is thinking threesome on the wedding night.

189. Joseph Johnson shouldn't get his hopes up and think a girl who refuses to have sex now will have a threesome with Joey and her sister.

190. Joseph Johnson can still dream.

191. Joseph Johnson talks about sex a lot.

192. Joseph Johnson is a very sexual being.

193. Joseph Johnson will never stop talking about sex.

194. Joseph Johnson won't fuck Sarah Palin.

195. Joseph Johnson fucked a girl named Marie, it's true, she had big tits and blonde hair..

196. Joseph Johnson loves Lucy Pinder.

197. Joseph Johnson often likes to walk down the middle of the road and make people swerve to miss him.

198. Joseph Johnson once got hit by a car.

199. Joseph Johnson covered this up by saying he suffered a seperated shoulder in a ladder match at WWE-D SummerSlam.

200. Joseph Johnson has popped 33 cherries.

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