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- Vampiro
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- Rob Van Dam
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- Steve Austin
- Shawn Michaels(2)
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' Determination '

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[[ Fade up the SGW logo. ]]

[[ The scene opens up as we see Jim Cornette walk into view. He's wearing a green jacket, a yellow shirt, red necktie, and red pants. His color cordination is as good as always. He looks pissed off as he stares into the camera. Any time he shows up, you know it can't be good for anyone involved. ]]

James E. Cornette: Good afternoon, I'm Jim Cornette, and right now, I've got somethin' to say to some people in Solid Gold and all around the wrestlin' world. When I'm pissed off, I like to let the people know, and by God, right now's as good of a time as any!

[[ He stares into the camera for a few seconds before he continues. ]]

James E. Cornette: Seems as though to me that John Bradshaw Layfield ain't learnt his goddamn lesson yet. He's still barkin' up the wrong tree, rubbin' people the wrong way in his desperate attempt to fit in here in SGDubya..So right now, I'm gonna' lay it out nice and smooth for good ol' JBL.

[[ This can't be good. ]]

James E. Cornette: JBL, you've been here a few weeks and won one damn match. You ain't got not right to open your mouth and spew your bullshit on any single person who's been bustin' their ass here while you rotten in APDubya. You can slam the people who do big promos all you want, saying you don't have to talk that long..Well, that's your own choice, and that nice, horrible record of your speaks for itself...But when you try slammin' the people who's actually ACHIEVED somethin' in this company, the people who are actually WORTH A SHIT, that's when you've gone and fucked with the wrong people, son!

[[ He loosens his tie, getting more anxious. ]]

James E. Cornette: You are garbage. You will always be garbage. You will always be at the bottom of the SGDubya totem pole! The only reason you're hangin' around SGDubya like you are is because Jeff Jarrett likes makin' fun of Orlando for being black! You have no talent in your body..And yet, you're wantin' to take the easy road and try to slam the SGDubya elite?! HELL NO! HELL FUCKIN' NO, JBL! Look at me right now you son of a bitch, and I'll let you know how it truly is here...

[[ Cornette points to his eyes and continues. ]]

James E. Cornette: Christian's been in SGDubya since 2001..He's won all the titles you can imagine, beaten all the legends..He's gone through the rough times, the good times..He's been a midcarder, he's been the main event, the foundation of this fed for a long time. And you..You of all damn people, and outcast from a second-rate company, comes waltzin' into this company and you want to say he's FAVORED? FAVORED? You're a god damn fool. You can claim you have five, ten, hell, a million damn people saying the same shit..But it's not like you're the first bastard to try to bring Christian down...You're just another idiot like the rest of 'em who want to try to be the next hot shot, the flavor of the week by gettin' your name in people's mouths..Well you asshole, you're not really doin' a good job of impressin' the people...Not really makin' the people think you're too much smarter than the owner of the company you just fuckin' left!

[[ Cornette points at the camera before continuing in the same angry tone. ]]

James E. Cornette: Son, you've taken your SGDubya career and flushed it down the damn commode! Just like Booker T. has! You think your little promo you posted was a smart thing? Think it achieved somethin'? Well it didn't, you IGNORANT, ILLITERATE, ASSHOLE! You just made an even bigger fool of youself! It was like you unzipped your pants and exposed yourself in front of your first girlfriend! THE PEOPLE'S LAUGHIN' AT YOU AGAIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH! JBL..You gotta' understand how we run business in Solid Gold Wrestling..We don't run our mouths about people and shit and not be able to back it up..It was real easy to slam Christian, to be a tool like every other jobber out there Christian's beaten..It was fun to smash Matt Hardy and the rest of the talented people in SGDubya wasn't it?! But by god, when it came time for you to put up or shut up..YOUR ASS SHUT THE HELL UP! Because to back up your comments, it'd take some balls...And to me, it seems obvious your ass ain't got a set!..Hell, they probably ain't even fuckin' dropped yet!

[[ Cornette's face is getting a little red. ]]]

James E. Cornette: Say what you want, do what you want, ain't nobody listenin' to someone like you. You ain't done a damn thing in this business to turn heads...You think you're controversial? HELL NO YOU AIN'T CONTROVERSIAL! YOU AIN'T SHIT, JBL! YOU AIN'T THE SHIT ON A PAIR OF DUSTY RHODES' GOD DAMN COWBOY BOOTS! YOU HEAR ME?! YOU HEAR ME?! You ain't even close to bein' controversial..Because tryin' to call out Christian with the "favored" bullshit's been goin' on since the new millenium fuckin' started..It was goin' on when your ass was full of pimples, first starting to grow peach fuzz on your face, startin' to feel new feelings in your balls, askin' your momma' what the hell it meant! You won't achieve a damn thing in this company..Not because you're bein' held back..BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE GARBAGE! YOUR PROMOS ARE GARBAGE, YOUR IN CHARACTERNESS IS GARBAGE...AND YOUR GRAMMAR IS GARBAGE! Slammin' Christian is as close as you'll ever come in contact with a true main eventer. That ain't just an opinion, it's a FACT!

[[ Cornette paces in a circle before coming back to his original spot and continues. ]]

James E. Cornette: So go for it, hot shot. Do your little shoot as your get your panties out of the twist his shoot comments in that interview put 'em in! You're nothing' but a little boy tryin' to hang in a real man's world, son. So go ahead, sound off on how favored Christian is...Everyone knows he's not. If he's so fuckin' favored, then why the fuck is he main eventing? OH HE'S NOT YOU ASSHOLE! If Christian's so favored, why's he the SGW champ? OH YEAH, HE'S NOT!...And then you can shoot on how Rob Conway is ugly..And hell, I'll agree with you on that. But you're a god damn idiot, enough said!

[[ Cornette wipes his mouth off, takes a few seconds to catch his breath. Poor JBL. ]]

James E. Cornette: And another topic of discussion is Booker T. Booker, I don't blame you for not puttin' any motivation foward in your matches knowin' you're goin' to job harder than JBL in a match against Matt Hardy. You're makin' the right choice, Booker. Everyone else, when they face Christian, they think they can be the one man to pull that upset...And when the match time comes, they fall flat on their god damn face. Flat like a pancake, and they get their ass KICKED! You on the other hand, you know you're screwed like a whore in the backseat of a car! You ain't tryin' because you KNOW you ain't pullin' no upset and winnin'! The only damn upset your ass can pull this week is SURVIVIN' THE MATCH! That'll throw the odds makers in Vegas for a loop! You're lookin' at a one outta' sixty chance of survivin' this match with the greatest damn wrestler ever!

[[ Pause. ]]

James E. Cornette: Because Booker, you walk into this match with an angry beast like Christian all unmotivated, runnin' around, sayin' "fuck the world," and by God, Christian will KILL YOU! He'll tear you limb from limb! The only damn Spinarooni that's gonna' happen on Stroke, is when Christian SPINS YOUR ROONI AROUND AND GIVES YOU THE FUCKIN' UN-PRETTIER!

[[ Cornette looks ready to dig back in. ]]

James E. Cornette: Booker, you're not gonna' get your ass kicked because of anything you've said or done..You're gonna' get destroyed because this ain't the right week to be messin' with Christian! He's makin' his comeback to Solid Gold, and he's ready to stake claim on the World title he never lost! He's ready to get revenge on Edge for that cowardly attack! He's all determined and focused to remove everything that gets in his fuckin' sight! Anything that seems to be in his way of takin' out Edge, is gonna' be MOVED! Booker, you not tryin' is the smartest thing you ever did! Christian's gonna' wipe the god damn floor with you, and you're the first to admit it..You know what's comin' to ya', and on Stroke, you're just gonna' do everything you can to SURVIVE!

[[ He looks sternly into the camera. ]]

James E. Cornette: On Saturday night, Christian, the SGW legend, the best damn wrestler in the business today...Goes around another obstacle in his way of gettin' what's his..His title and his revenge. And Booker, your best bet is to move to the side and not put up a fight..Because God have mercy on Adam Copeland next week..God have mercy on your ass if you stand in his way of makin' it to Total Destruction...His success ain't no accident..It ain't like the birth of JBL! It's somethin' he EARNED! And he's the man and on Stroke, if you doubt it..He'll prove to why he is the best wrestler. Period. Now dig that, SUCKER!

[[ Cornette flashes a cheesy smile. ]]

James E. Cornette: I'm Jim Cornette. Have a nice day.

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[[ The scene opens up inside of a dimly lit gym. Christian is seen in the middle of the room in a wife beater and a pair of shorts, punching a punching bag viciously as Trish, Jim Cornette, and Tomko stand behind him, rooting him on. He's killing the bag with every jab and hook he gives it. ]]

James E. Cornette: JAB! JAB! JAB!

[[ Christian hits a one-two combination on the bag. ]]

Trish Stratus: DOING GOOD! TEN MORE SECONDS!

[[ Christian takes a step back and punches the bag with a series of jabs. ]]

James E. Cornette: PRETEND THAT LAST PUNCH IS ON EDGE!

[[ As time expires for the exercise, Christian dances around the bag for a second and just delivers a stiff, powerful shot to the bag. He stops and Tomko takes off his gloves as Captain Charisma looks dead tired. ]]

James E. Cornette: Now THAT's how you get your cardio up! You're lookin' in great shape, Christian! Back to your old self!

Tyson Tomko: ..Yep.

Christian: Thanks. I owe it all to you guys for helping me.

James E. Cornette: Anything to get that belt back on ya'!

[[ Christian sits down on a bench press bench and Trish hands him a bottle of water and a towel. He's still winded from the grueling exercise. ]]

Christian: I'm feeling good. I feel like my old self again, and that's not gonna' be good for Booker.

Trish Stratus: Or Edge.

Christian: I don't want to hear that name in front of me again.

[[ Christian gets off the bench and looks coldly at his friends. ]]

Christian: I don't want to hear his name, speak his name, or see his face. I'm worried about him sure, but I have to take care of Booker T. first. Edge is secondary right now. I'm not overlooking anyone.

Trish Stratus: Babe, Booker's giving up this week. Sending Edge a lesson through Booker is the way to go.

Christian: What did I just say?

[[ Christian wipes the towel across his face. ]]

Christian: Seriously...Tomorrow night, I'm only worried about taking care of Booker T. Then after I beat him, maybe then I'll worry about Edge. I'm not sending messages, making threats, none of that. Tomorrow night marks my solo in-ring return in Solid Gold..I'm starting my quest to get my title back, title I never lost. And I will run through anyone standing in my way..And it just so happens to be that Booker's first.

[[ He wipes his hands off and throws the towel down. ]]

Christian: And then, after I take care of Booker T., and Edge is still serious about this challenge of his and he wants to stand in my way, then and only then will I worry about Edge. One step at a time, Trish. You overlook someone, no matter how good you are or how bad the person is, and you focus on someone else..You'll slip.

[[ Everyone looks on as Christian stops to take a drink of water and the continues. ]]

Christian: And me..I REFUSE to slip. I've not lost in years, and the last time I lost...Was all Edge's fault. So I've proven that I can handle myself on my own when it comes down to it..And this week, Booker T.'s going to realse that I am the type of wrestler that I am..And that is the BEST.

James E. Cornette: Damn right!

Christian: All this rehab I've gone through to get back in shape..All the abuse and all the things I've done through will not be in vain. Something good's going to come out of it..And all I got to do to start the Captain Charisma Comeback Tour 2006 is to beat Booker T.? Doesn't get any easier than this.

James E. Cornette: I wouldn't wanna' face ya' on your comeback tour!

Christian: As motivated and prepared as I am, Corny..I wouldn't want to face me either. The mess I'll make of Booker T. will fail incomparison to the damage I've done to opponents in the past. People's letting my name stay out of their mouths..They're forgetting who the original man is, the man who carried this company into war against APW..The man who restored dignity to the SGW title by removing Jeff Jarrett from power the first time. So, it's my duty to the peeps, to the real SGW fans...To send out reminders that Captain Charisma is still the best thing going in Solid Gold today. And the reminders begin on Stroke. I'll do whatever I have to do to show people the Captain's still the greatest SGW superstar of the modern era, and if setting Booker T. up, and knocking him down line all the rest that's stepped in front of me..Then so be it.

Trish Stratus: Stroke is going to get ugly, that's for sure.

[[ Christian takes another drink of his water. ]]

Christian: I've got a lot of wrongs to make right..A lot of built up anger inside. Booker T.'s fixing to enter my world of pain tomorrow night. The peeps, the boys in the back, when they see me in the ring against Booker, beating him within an inch of his life..They'll beg and plead for the old Christian to come back. Because this new Christian, the new and improved Captain, will be more vicious..More determined..More dangerous than he was before. Let Edge think he's got the upper hand on me, let him think what he did to Christopher Daniels was a big deal, a serious message sent to me.

[[ He pauses. ]]

Christian: But when he sees what I do the Booker on Stroke..He'll take back his challenge. He'll second guess his decision to betray me immediately. He'll wish he was still playing second-fiddle to me, riding my coattails where he belongs! I've gone too far and done too much in this business to let the success be stopped by Edge and ended totally by Booker T.

James E. Cornette: Ain't nothin' stoppin', Christian! Your success ain't stoppin'! Your domination ain't stoppin'! And Booker T.'s losin' streak sure as hell ain't stoppin'!

Christian: Nope..And that Cornette is not just the coolest..Not just the best..That my friends is..Well..

[[ The scene fades. ]]

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