The Rated R
Superstar Highly
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ON THIS DAY.. I SEE CLEARLY.. EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE [[ Static. ]] [[ Fade up the SGW logo. ]] [[ The scene opens up as see the Rated R Superstar logo as the backdrop. "Metalingus" plays softly in the background as Edge, Trish, and Tyson Tomko enter the scene, standing in front of the large logo. Edge has the SGW World title on his shoulder, shining like new money. He's wearing a pair of sunglasses, a Rated R Superstar t-shirt, and a pair of jeans. Trish is wearing a low-cut Sex and Violence t-shirt and a black skirt. The champion and Trish sit down on stools that stand a few inches from one another in front of this logo, and Tomko comes in and stands behind them, directly in between both with his arms crossed. ]] Edge: Hahaha, THE CHAMP IS HERE!! Trish Stratus: He sure is! [[ You can get that shit-eating grin off Edge's face. ]] Edge: Welcome one and all to the newest sensation hitting Solid Gold Wrestling right in the nuts.. Welcome to the first edition of THE CUTTING EDGE! [[ Edge laughs. ]] Edge: And now I can only imagine the responses I'll be getting.. I'll have to hear all the bitchin' and whining coming from everyone about how they don't get their own talk segment.. WELL TOO DAMN BAD! I'M THE CHAMPION! I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT! Trish Stratus: That's exactly right. You ARE the SGW World Champion! Edge: Right here, right now on this show.. I'm going to shoot from the hip and from the heart on whatever I see fit! I am the man who pushes that envelope beyond boundaries you'd think would never dare be crossed! I don't care who it is or what I do, there's not been a single man to step in my face and take me down. I am the undefeated WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and until then, the onslaught continues TONIGHT! [[ Edge looks ready to fire away. ]] Trish Stratus: So Edge, what do you want to talk about first? Edge: First off, I'm going to start with Lance Storm. What a emotional idiot. "My title reign is gone, but to take it place is a new sense of motivation." SCREW HIM! Lance Storm will get this title back around his waist when Hell freezes over! That was the easiest main event match of my life! [[ Edge looks into the camera. ]] Edge: Everybody told me this was going to be the fight of my life and that I'd have to go all out to barely win. Then what ended up happening? I DOMINATED LANCE STORM! I ROCKED HIS WORLD! [[ Tomko nods and agrees. ]] Edge: But, I seem to have forgotten what it was like winning the title from Lance, being the first man to pin his shoulders in a sanctioned match.. I have an idea. Trish Stratus: What's that? Edge: We're going to watch the ending of the match, flashback on the moment where my destiny was fulfilled, where I truly became the damn champion! Trish Stratus: Sounds great! Edge: Producer, roll the match clip! [[ And we fade from the current scene to footage of the SGW World title match from Wrestlebrawl 2 Sunday night. The match is right at the ending.. ]] [[ And Edge kicks him in the gut.. EDGEACUTION ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!! Edge throws the title out of the ring and covers Storm, hooking both legs!! Chioda crawls over slowly.. ONE........ TWO........ THREEEEE!! EDGE IS THE CHAMPION!! Edge lets go and drops to his knees as he's presented with the SGW championship belt... Edge openly weeps as he holds the championship belt tightly to his chest as the fans boo... Edge makes the referee put the belt around his waist as he raises his arms in victory... He's ended the six month long undefeated streak of Lance Storm and has become the world champion. ]] Edge: Pause it right there! [[
The footage pauses as Edge holds the World title tightly right after
winning it. It zooms in and we get a good shot of the Rated R Superstar,
fresh off his title win.
]] Edge: That shot never gets old! Trish Stratus: Nope. Edge: That's not just a man winning a World title.. That's a man who finally captured the belt he was denied, blatantly denied for five years! People can say whatever the hell they want to say about me and my abilities, but when it comes down to it, dammit.. I get the job done! [[ And we fade slowly back to Edge from the paused footage of Edge holding the SGW World title high in the air to the crowd's disliking, Trish, and Tomko all smiling huge at the sight. Edge's ego has expanded big time. ]] Edge: That was beautiful. Absolutely the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.. Besides the lovely Trish Stratus of course. Tyson Tomko: ..Yep. [[ Trish and Edge lean in and kiss as Tomko looks on approvingly. ]] Edge: Such a shame Lance Storm had to go out like that.. In such humiliating fashion to someone like me. Someone he can't stand to even look at because I stand for everything that he doesn't.. [[ Edge takes the title off his shoulder and grips it with both hands, showing it to the camera. ]] Edge: And now.. I have his title.. Forever. Trish Stratus: Raven thinks he's going to take it at Fallout. Give me a break. Edge: I know. Big deal, Raven beat the entire roster and won a battle royal. Who cares? It's not that big of a feat when you're me, and YOU'VE ALREADY DONE THAT! I've run roughshod over this roster since day one in Solid Gold, that's why I'm at the point where I am today. But I'll go ahead and make a guarantee right here, right now on The Cutting Edge. Oh yeah, a GUARANTEE! A guarantee that, if I don't go through with it.. I WILL QUIT SOLID GOLD! [[ Wow, this has to be huge. Edge rubs his chin and prepares to tell us. ]] Edge: I GUARANTEE that the Rated R Superstar will be holding this SGW World Heavyweight title past Fallout. Guarantee. Why am I that confident? Pff, hell, because it's Raven! RAVEN! THE EMO FREAK! [[ Edge has no fear of Raven. ]] Edge: He go confident he was going to win Sunday and he threw his title down and only wrestled one match while everyone else wrestled two. So of course he's going to be the fresh guy to win the rumble. Him winning is unfair to everyone else in Solid Gold.. But of course, let's not complain when someone else but me doesn't deserve to win.. Let's just all get together and have one gigantic bitch fit when I win and EARN IT! [[ Edge huffs and rolls his eyes. ]] Edge: Speaking of winning, I have a match this week on Stroke. Trish Stratus: I don't think I'd really call it a match, Edge. I don't think massacring a no-talent newbie on his first week counts as a match. Especially to you. You've never had a real match in your life! You've only had beatdowns and ass kickings.. You giving each, of course. Tyson Tomko: ..Yep. Edge: CM Punk. What a guy. I mean, up until just a few days ago, I'd NEVER heard of CM Punk. But I did some research on him, and I'm all good to go. I know what to expect from him out of Saturday night. Trish Stratus: What's that? Edge: Less of a fight than Lance Storm gave me. Trish Stratus: Impossible.. Lance Storm's trying harder this week against Colt Cabana than he did you for crying out loud! He gave you minimal effort! CM Punk HAS to be trying harder than Storm! Edge: Nope. This match Saturday.. Easier than Sunday night at Wrestlebrawl. [[ Edge smirks. ]] Edge: Plain and simple. CM Punk has nothing in his bag for me. He doesn't measure up to me in any way imaginable. Look at him, he's five foot nothing, barely two-hundred pounds with a dumb tattoo and the look that resembles the lead singer of Buckcherry. He's got a gimmick that's so lame, it makes Rob Conway's look good. Me, I'm the SGW World Heavyweight champion. I'm one of six wrestlers in history to win seven titles in Solid Gold. I'm the main eventer, the ultimate attraction of this company.. He doesn't have a chance. CM Punk's coming into SGW and being fed to the biggest, baddest shark in the entire ocean right off the get-go. [[ Edge scoots farther back on the stool, getting comfortable. ]] Edge: Lance Storm can be starting a new era for himself, but me.. I'm doing the same thing. This is a new era of the Rated R Superstar.. Now that I finally captured the one title that's been eluding me my entire career, it's time to step my game and my attitude up a notch to the next level. It's time to raise the bar to a standard of excellence NOBODY can ever come close to touching but me! [[ Pause. ]] Edge: CM Punk, if you're smart.. You'll just forget you signed a contract with Solid Gold Wrestling and you'll not show up to Stroke. I'm a brand new man, more dangerous, more focused, more talented than ever before. With this title around my waist, I'm more motivated to keep it than any champion in Solid Gold's past. Steve Austin's the only champion in the new version of this company to keep the title after his first pay-per-view defense.. [[ Edge finishes. ]] Edge: And now you're looking at the second. Tyson Tomko: ..Boom. Edge: Punk, drink your Pepsi, get that caffeine buzz.. Show up Saturday night if you truly think you have what it takes to hang with the champ. Because for one night and one night only, I'll share the main event scene with you. I'll show you what kind of champion I am. I will prove to you and the rest of this company that winning this title was NO FLUKE! NO ACCIDENT! CM Punk, I will beat you like the first match jobber you are. You'll know as soon as you stare at me from the other side of the ring.. That I am more than just a guy who says a lot and does nothing to back it up. [[ Edge stares right into the camera sternly. ]] Edge: After Stroke ends Saturday night, your SGW career.. Your wrestling career for that matter.. Will be over. I'll see to it that it truly does end. I am the SGW World Heavyweight champion, I am a two-time World Champion, Hall of Famer in countless companies.. I've held multiple titles all around the world. You're nothing to me. Nothing but a joke in my eyes, Punk.. With all your anti-smoking, anti-drinking bullshit.. YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU'RE NOT A WRESTLER! YOU'RE A JOKE! A STINKIN' JOKE! Trish Stratus: Straight Edge.. What a joke. [[ Trish shakes her head. ]] Trish Stratus: No smoking, no drinking.. What else doesn't he do? Have sex, watch television, use a telephone? What is this guy, a member of the Amish community? I mean, seriously, what else doesn't he do? [[ Tomko smirks, as if he waited for this situation to come up. ]] Tyson Tomko: ..Win matches. Edge: Excellent answer, Tomko. [[ Tomko nods like it's no big deal. ]] Tyson Tomko: ..I know. Edge: Punk can be anti-whatever he wants to be and it won't matter one stinkin' bit! No matter what sort of physical condition he's in, he's still mentally challenged if he thinks he's taking down the champ on his first show with the real World title! I'M THE DAMN CHAMPION! I'M THE BEST! I'LL EAT CM PUNK ALIVE! Trish Stratus: It'll be a horrible welcoming into the company. Edge: I'm going to run CM Punk out of SGW! The name "Edge" IS MINE! MINE! THE CUTTING EDGE.. MINE! EDGE.. THAT'S ME! STRAIGHT EDGE BELONGS TO ME! THAT'S MY NICKNAME! BECAUSE I NAIL TRISH STRATUS, THUS MAKING ME STRAIGHT EDGE! HAHAHA! GET IT?! [[ Edge laughs at his own horrible joke, and then solidifies being straight by making out with Trish Stratus. ]] Edge: I'm a genius! I am the smartest man in Solid Gold Wrestling! I'm the only man around here that can use "edge" in any shape, form, or fashion! I WILL TAKE THE EDGE NAME BACK JUST LIKE I TOOK THE SGW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE! CM PUNK IS ON A DOWNWARD SPIRAL STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM! HE HAS NO CHANCE AGAINST ME, BECAUSE I AM THE..
[[ Edge stops yelling. ]] Edge: And I will give Chick Magnet Punk the worst beating of his life on Saturday.. Bank on it! [[ The scene fades with Edge staring right into the camera with a cocky smirk on his face. ]] [[ Static. ]] [[ Fade out. ]]
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