The Rated R Superstar

SGW Accomplishments:
- SGW World Heavyweight Champion(2-c)
- Unified the SGW and ACW World titles
- SGW World Tag Champion(6)
- SGW Gimmick Champion (3)
- SGW Hall of Fame
- SGW Top Matches(5)
- SGW Gold of the Week(11)
- Won 2001 & 2002 Pick Your Title Shot Tourney
- Two of six w/ seven title wins as one wrestler
- One of two to win World title as two characters
- Longest Tag title reign(92 days);
- Second longest Tag title reign(67 days)
- Most Tag title reigns as one tag team(4)
- Longest Gimmick title reign(76 days);
- Shortest Tag title reign(10 minutes)
- Shortest Gimmick title reign(10 minutes)
- Two spots in the SGW Perfect 10 Roleplay Club
- SGW Double Champion(2)
- Retired Chavo Guerrero, Jr.
- Retired Christian
- 48 Match Winning Streak as EnC
- E-Fed Hall of Famer('02 Class Top Vote Getter)
- ACW World Heavyweight Champion(3)

Six-Month Awards:
- Best Overall Roleplayer
- Most Controversial
- Best Tag Team Champion
- Best Heel
- Most In-Character(Tie w/ Dev)
- Most Consistent

Highly Overrated:
- Triple H
- Stevie Richards
- Blue Meanie
- Vampiro
- Val Venis(2)
- Amy Love
- Rob Van Dam
- Chris Benoit(2)
- Dean Malenko
- Kevin Nash(2)
- Steve Austin
- Shawn Michaels(3)
- Ken Kennedy/ Big Show
- Chavo Guerrero Jr.
- Maria
- The Undertaker
- Spirit Squad
- Senshi
- Randy Orton
- Full Blooded Italians
- Christopher Daniels
- Booker T.
- Christian
- Chris Kanyon
- Rhyno
- Lance Storm
- CM Punk

" ON THIS DAY.. I SEE CLEARLY.. EVERYTHING HAS COME TO LIFE
ANOTHER CHANCE TO CHASE A DREAM.. ANOTHER CHANCE TO FEEL
CHANCE TO FEEL ALIVE "

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[[ Fade up the SGW logo. ]]

[[ The scene opens up as we see Edge laying down by the pool in a beach chair, soaking up the sun rays. Edge looks up at the camera over his sunglasses. ]]

Edge: Friday, and yet, your champion, your leader is in the process of his second promo for the week when most of you haven't even done one. You people make me sick!

[[ Pause. ]]

Edge: Wait for the last minute like it's no big deal. It just makes me look like a better man. Because on the weeks I'm booked on the show, we hit record highs! We run like a well-oiled machine!

[[ The sun glares down, creating a huge glare off his Rated R title. ]]

Edge: But without me, without your champion pumping the blood into this company's heart.. It's in shambles. Pathetic turnout, lackluster effort. YOU PEOPLE NEED ME MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU DO!

[[ The sunglasses come off. ]]

Edge: But don't worry guys, I'll be at Stroke. I'll be booked next week on Stroke and things will get back to normal.

[[ He smirks. ]]

Edge: Kinda' sad you guys need my guidance to be able to function.. But it makes sense.

[[ Pause. ]]

Edge: Because that's the type of man I am. I have that effect on people.

[[ Trish comes out in a bikini and sunglasses. ]]

Trish Stratus: Edge, this is your week off, leave the camera alone.

Edge: The company needs me, Trish. Raven, Rob Conway, and Lance Storm are kicking SGW in the crotch this week. SGW NEEDS THEIR CHAMPION MORE THAN EVER!

Trish Stratus: What else is new?

Edge: Anyway SGW, I'm going to go have sex with Trish Stratus. I'll see you on Stroke.. Sex, that's what champions do!

[[ The scene fades. ]]

[[ Static. ]]

[[ Fade out. ]]

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